Results from Contest # 558 [December 29, 2013 - 44 entries]

		House Hunters follows Jack and Jill Russell as they search for the perfect mutt hut! [votes: 20]	Jill
		Peeping Jacks [votes: 18]	El-jay
		Do you prefer dark or white meat? [votes: 9]	Herman
	Honorable Mentions C'mon, sneak out and we'll go have some fun! [votes: 7] Here chick chick chick...here chick chick chick. [votes: 7] This is the house that Jack built... [votes: 6] With puppies due soon, Cora and Mac go house hunting. [votes: 5] Window shopping (for rodents). [votes: 5] A "couple of good reasons" to put up curtains! [votes: 4] Now that's a dog house! [votes: 4] Chickens! [votes: 4] Does it have a microwave? [votes: 3] Do you think they will go down on their asking price dear? I just love the floor plan. [votes: 2] Cat Burglers [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 557 [December 22, 2013 - 66 entries]

		A brown and white one from the Jack of the Month Club. [votes: 19]	Clay VanDoren
		pee nuts [votes: 8]	mike b
		Thinking inside the box. [votes: 7]	Jane Farmer
	Honorable Mentions No batteries required [votes: 6] Special Delivery! [votes: 6] Are you kids using my ebay account again??? [votes: 5] Will work for peanuts. [votes: 4] Jack hated these cut rate vacation packages. [votes: 4] I know there's a toy in here for me! [votes: 4] They must have sent the dog something...It's gotta be here somewhere! [votes: 4] After carefully shrink wrapping the cat, Jack prepares to send it on it's way! [votes: 4] A little more static electricity and I should be able to decorate the entire house with white stuff! [votes: 4] When online shopping goes too far. [votes: 3] Jack failed the hide portion of his training. [votes: 3] What the hey???...I know I put the cat in here somewhere.....last year. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 556 [December 15, 2013 - 22 entries]

		Air Jack! [votes: 13]	Sara
		Three Jacks having a ball! [votes: 11]	Jill
		The ref ran out of red cards at the Jack soccer match. [votes: 8]	Herman
	Honorable Mentions Not impressed with leaping about, Short Stuff patiently waits for gravity to do it's job! [votes: 7] Jack made varisty at obedience school. [votes: 6] The ref should just give him the red card now because there is no possible way this can end well [votes: 5] Cirque so JACK! [votes: 4] Jack was a bit distracted by the opposing team being nude. [votes: 3] The ref just couldn't contain his excitement while the ball was in play. [votes: 3] After being cut from the basketball team, Shorty thought he'd give soccer a try! NOT! [votes: 2] FOUL! No jumping on the ump! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 555 [December 8, 2013 - 70 entries]

		Does this LOOK like I'm jesting? [votes: 13]	Terry P.
		Psycho Elf [votes: 11]	Mike B
		ELF! Elf this!! [votes: 8]	Antoinette
	Honorable Mentions Don't even think about the pointy shoes. [votes: 8] Despite his best 'elforts,' Jack found himself on Santa's naughty list. [votes: 7] Be scared Santa, be very, VERY scared! [votes: 6] Santa's little shredder! [votes: 6] We've talked about dressing me up before, haven't we. [votes: 5] This is my Elf on the Shelf look. [votes: 5] Stick a bow on me, I'm done! [votes: 4] You'll shoot your eye out, kid! [votes: 3] Forget the Holly, Jolly Christmas this year! [votes: 3] I told you i dont want to be an elf!! [votes: 2] Jack the Christmas Grinch [votes: 2] Do you really think I am the face of Christmas? [votes: 1] Bring back the antlers from last year! This is totally humiliating and I will NOT be cute for your stupid Christmas card. [votes: 1] Don't worry, Mr. Cat, just a Christmas elf. Yep. [votes: 1] Rudolph? He tasted juicy, Santa on the other side was pretty tough to chew. [votes: 1] I'll show you my santa smile... [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 554 [December 1, 2013 - 62 entries]

		You washed off all the good stuff! [votes: 13]	Zack
		It's about to 'Dawn" on someone how bad this idea is! [votes: 8]	Bakerman
		Gotta wash that skunk right outta my hair! [votes: 7]	Mom2sofie
	Honorable Mentions Wanna See Me Make Bubbles? [votes: 7] Tony's Orlando And Dawn [votes: 7] Soap.... it's not just for dishes anymore! [votes: 6] Can we talk about this? [votes: 5] Jack is rethinking chasing the skunk! [votes: 5] OK! Bring in the oil-covered seagulls. I'm ready!! [votes: 5] It was just a little turkey grease. Breaking out the Dawn is going overboard! [votes: 5] Oh, you don't need detergent. I can lick the dishes clean! [votes: 5] Where's MY shampoo? [votes: 3] Oh no, say it isn't so... [votes: 3] What's score so far? Oh yes 4-1 to me. [votes: 2] REALLY? [votes: 1] Whether Jack would bathe or eat the oil-covered birds remained to be seen!! [votes: 1] And there is still some soap left to do the dishes. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 553 [November 24, 2013 - 44 entries]

		Crabs!!!! [votes: 14]	Becky
		Jumpin' Jack Flash [votes: 13]	mom2sofie
		Life's a beach and then you fly... [votes: 7]	Barbs Crowe
	Honorable Mentions Zero gravity, Priceless! [votes: 7] I believe I can fly. [votes: 7] HOT! HOT! HOT! [votes: 6] Jacks don't need no stinkin' parasail. [votes: 6] Landing gear NOT down. [votes: 6] FULL RIGHT RUDDER!!!! [votes: 5] Jack flew to Florida for his vacation. [votes: 5] Sand Man [votes: 2] Boo Ya! [votes: 2] Spring Break....here I come! [votes: 2] All together now! Come fly with me, come fly let's fly away. [votes: 2] Yipee - Christmas holidays [votes: 1] Big Air [votes: 0] Coming in for a carrier landing. [votes: 0]

Results from Contest # 552 [November 17, 2013 - 62 entries]

		Jack Pack [votes: 16]	pinkie's mom
		The soon to be Dirty Dozen. [votes: 13]	philsmom
		Buffet opens in ten minutes guys. [votes: 10]	Charlie
	Honorable Mentions Pick Me!.....Pick Me!..... [votes: 7] If you make eye contact, you will end up adopting ALL of them! [votes: 7] Butch, Sundance and the Hole in the Fence Gang [votes: 7] Open open open open open ... [votes: 6] Push, we all have to push. We can do this! [votes: 5] The jailbreak plans were too obvious to be successful. [votes: 5] Whatever you do...DON'T OPEN THE GATE!!! [votes: 4] Every time I count there's one more! [votes: 4] Don't feed us after midnight [votes: 4] Touch or tackle?...TACKLE [votes: 3] Whether it's donuts or puppies ~ just get a DOZEN!! [votes: 3] Didn't meet the required "you must be this tall to go to ground." [votes: 2] Jail Break! [votes: 2] If that's outside world we're staying in here. [votes: 1] Trouble times 10! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 551 [November 10, 2013 - 60 entries]

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		Hare today.....Gone tomorrow! [votes: 16]	Rita
		A hare raising experience [votes: 11]	Mike B
		Get Good Reception With Those? [votes: 10]	Bakerman
	Honorable Mentions Bunny, it's what's for dinner. [votes: 9] The moment before chaos ensued. [votes: 8] I don't think those rabbit's feet are gonna be lucky for you... [votes: 6] Is it Easter already???? [votes: 6] A little hare of the dog? [votes: 5] Gee, I think I seen this picture before of the rabbit. [votes: 4] This is one odd looking dog you brought home mom. [votes: 4] Oh my....what big ears you have! [votes: 3] This is just too easy! [votes: 2] A new friend? Or maybe dinner. [votes: 2] Jack was determined to win the staring contest... [votes: 1] How do you Taste in rabbit stew? [votes: 0]

Results from Contest # 550 [November 3, 2013 - 72 entries]

		Bacon! I smell Bacon! [votes: 22]	Peanut's Pop
		Brother from another mother [votes: 10]	mom2sofie
		A suckling pig. A pile of wood. Chances for a barbecue were lookin' mighty good! [votes: 9]	Terry P.
	Honorable Mentions I want my baby back, baby back, baby back... [votes: 7] That'll do, Pig. [votes: 6] I have NO idea how to react on this!!! [votes: 5] 51% PINK??? [votes: 5] Ahhh pork..... the OTHER white meat... [votes: 5] Mmmm...Future bacon... [votes: 4] Bottle-fed bacon ... my favorite kind! [votes: 4] Hey Lady, your baby is a real pig! [votes: 3] That's mine!! [votes: 2] Jack Sprat could eat no fat. Too bad!! [votes: 1] Reminder to self: Look up whole roasted suckling pig recipes! [votes: 1] Exactly when does this creature grow into bacon? [votes: 1] where are the cookies? [votes: 0]

Results from Contest # 549 [October 27, 2013 - 53 entries]

		"Sole" food! [votes: 12]	Terry P
		Just checking if your new boyfriend is a dog lover... [votes: 11]	Barbs Crowe
		I'm gellin. [votes: 10]	judy
	Honorable Mentions I miss my Daddy...I love my Daddy!!! [votes: 9] An odor eater [votes: 8] I just love the smell of Daddy in the morning! [votes: 8] Dad's shoe is a great place to hide the rat. [votes: 8] Ambrosia! [votes: 6] Hmmmm, about six feet tall, blue eyes... [votes: 6] You've been playing with the neighbor's cat again, haven't you? I can smell it! [votes: 5] Retired Homeland Security Captain Jack just cannot give up looking for explosives [votes: 5] Jack could not bear to spend one more day with the cat! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 548 [October 20, 2013 - 51 entries]

		I don't waaaaana go to obedience school. [votes: 13]	Lilly's Mom
		A nice walk with my human today outsi.....SQUIRREL! [votes: 12]	CHRIS
		AFLAC! [votes: 9]	Sandi Ferber
	Honorable Mentions Please unleash me, let me go... [votes: 9] MOOOOOOOMMMMMMM! I don't want to go that way!!! [votes: 7] OH, what a beautiful morning! OH, what a beautiful day ... [votes: 7] Hear ye! Hear ye! [votes: 5] ROAR!!!! [votes: 5] Stop that ice cream truck! [votes: 4] Please hurry up! You're boring! [votes: 4] Let me go. I want a cat. [votes: 3] House Arrest! [votes: 3] What do you mean I can't go roll in the mud! I don't care if I've just had my bath. [votes: 2] You better keep your distance or I'll tear you limb from limb!! [votes: 2] I simply cannot bear the thought of living with a cat! [votes: 1] Squirrel! Get in my belly! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 547 [October 13, 2013 - 52 entries]

		Creature from the Jack Lagoon. [votes: 32]	moira
		I really thought I buried the cat around here. [votes: 9]	Cathy
		Nothing to see here folks..Just another day at the office. [votes: 8]	a. garcia
	Honorable Mentions Well, that's settled ... there is mud on the bottom of the pond! [votes: 8] So much for keeping my nose clean! [votes: 6] Wonder why it didn't happen to the duck when he went under head first. [votes: 6] Mud, mud...glorious mud!! [votes: 6] Now this is my idea of a perfect vacation spot. [votes: 4] Mud i love mud. [votes: 2] A nice mud pack facial is just what I needed. [votes: 2] Spa Day Rules!! [votes: 2] Mud Bath 101! [votes: 1] Don't you wish your boyfriend looked a lot like me! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 546 [October 6, 2013 - 53 entries]

		No matter what, blame the cat. [votes: 15]	Jill
		Little Jack Splat! [votes: 14]	Antoinette
		Shake it off son, just shake it off. [votes: 13]	sam's dad
	Honorable Mentions Go whine at the door, then roll around on the rug son. [votes: 9] You have been slimed! [votes: 8] You were playing in a puddle again weren't you????!!!! [votes: 6] Son, checking off adventures on your bucket list does not involve actually climbing into the bucket! [votes: 6] Let's get the Dawn, afterall, it worked on the ducks! [votes: 5] Been there, done that, son. [votes: 5] What did you roll in? [votes: 3] Stuff happens kid. Just deal with it! [votes: 3] Ah to be young, wet, wild and wonderful! [votes: 3] I don't think that they are going to buy the story that the cat made you do it! [votes: 3] You're not just wet behind the ears... you're like... really WET! [votes: 1] I told you it's go to GROUND.... [votes: 1] Pick up the pace! You'll dry off quicker! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 545 [September 29, 2013 - 49 entries]

		Like he isn't dangerous enough by himself. [votes: 12]	Charlie
		WOW! Can we play fetch with all these red sticks?? [votes: 11]	Susan
		Kiss all the neighborhood cats goodbye. [votes: 9]	Charlie
	Honorable Mentions Maybe I should put that stick back... [votes: 7] Homeland security Jack! [votes: 7] This is not going to end well... [votes: 7] Jack Bauer [votes: 6] Cut the blue wire or the red wire? [votes: 5] Go ahead! Make my day!! [votes: 5] Got matches? [votes: 4] Why dig when you can blast 'em out ? [votes: 3] Never was a truer word spoken. [votes: 3] Read My Teeth... Don't come near this box car! [votes: 3] I know I have a short fuse, but this is ridiculous! [votes: 2] Found it!!! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 544 [September 22, 2013 - 62 entries]

		Under Dog [votes: 13]	Connie Burwell
		Is it safe to come out now? You killed the spider, right? [votes: 12]	philsmom
		Is the thunderstorm over yet? [votes: 11]	moira
	Honorable Mentions Indoor go-to-ground. [votes: 10] Did they leave for the vet's yet? [votes: 10] Have they forgotten the carpet, cat and garden incidents yet? [votes: 8] A little help here... [votes: 6] About your former cat... [votes: 5] Next time she role plays, Jill will not pick the Wicked Witch of the West. [votes: 4] Until the "Roomba" was repaired, Jack's life would be a nightmare! [votes: 4] How'd that mouse do it? [votes: 4] Are the relatives gone yet? I'm tired of showing off my tricks. [votes: 4] In the next scene Steve MacQueen tries to escape on a motor cycle. [votes: 3] Shhh! The dust bunnies are sleeping! [votes: 3] No monster under there! [votes: 2] I've fallen and I can't get up! [votes: 1] Heaven help us all... the horses went thataway! [votes: 1] Yes, I am flexible. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 543 [September 15, 2013 - 52 entries]

		Mommmm, he's in my spot!! [votes: 24]	Susan
		Mom! Tell him I was here first! [votes: 22]	Mary
		Say Uncle. [votes: 13]	George
	Honorable Mentions Who's your daddy NOW!?! [votes: 8] Please -- don't pull his paw! [votes: 8] See? No cat caught in my teeth! HE DID IT! [votes: 5] Jack's assertiveness training course was a little too successful. [votes: 5] Why is this couch so lumpy? [votes: 2] Yeowza!! This squeaky toy has teeth! [votes: 2] And what if I don't want to share?! [votes: 2] Jill would have to rethink this "going steady" thing. [votes: 2] Yes Dear! [votes: 1] can you hear me now !!! [votes: 1] This is going to end in tears...and a quick trip to the Vet! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 542 [September 8, 2013 - 70 entries]

		I'm Bounty, the quicker ripper upper. [votes: 24]	Sandog
		Jack the Ripper [votes: 19]	Mike B
		The jobs not over until the paperwork is done. [votes: 11]	Tracy Hickman
	Honorable Mentions Mom, we're out of toilet paper! [votes: 9] Anybody time that? I think it was a new record. [votes: 7] Nope...didn't see your homework!! [votes: 5] I can't believe they threw this perfectly good burrito out! [votes: 4] The cardboard is recyclable, isn't it? [votes: 4] I was framed!!!! [votes: 4] Look at the gift I unwrapped. [votes: 4] It would have been easier if you just gave me your leftovers. [votes: 3] I got a little emotional while you were gone. [votes: 3] Hang on!! I'm bringin' you the toilet paper!! [votes: 2] Jack's paper trail led back to him! [votes: 2] Sorting the mail ~ Jack style! [votes: 2] Jack was in charge of the recycling program. [votes: 2] Not much of a challenge [votes: 1] Jill wrapped things up nicely. [votes: 1] I found the middle Mom!!! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 541 [September 1, 2013 - 79 entries]

		Got any more of those black jelly beans? [votes: 23]	earyriderstable
		Jack Rabbit. [votes: 17]	Betsy Dearing and Mary
		Jack longed to brush his hare. [votes: 7]	Charlie
	Honorable Mentions A little hare of the dog!? [votes: 5] Hmmm- I think I'll need a bigger pot! [votes: 5] I did! I did! I did see a rabbit! [votes: 5] Let's play a game. You hide and I seek! [votes: 5] This staring contest could only end badly... [votes: 5] Who said you were quarry? I never said you were guarry. Honest. [votes: 5] Jack just got rid of the cat and now this! [votes: 4] Please...I promise no teeth this time! [votes: 4] Lets get one thing straight I'm the cute one and you're the tasty one. [votes: 4] I told you we were having rabbit stew for dinner. [votes: 4] You can't stay up here forever... [votes: 3] "There is no question who is faster" they each thought to themselves. [votes: 3] Too easy...I'm supposed to follow you down an hole. [votes: 3] Some bunny loves you. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 540 [August 25, 2013 - 70 entries]

		Good boy he says. Fetch the stick he says. Then he throws it into a bush. [votes: 15]	Derek and JR Molly
		Now where did I leave the cat? [votes: 10]	mom2sofie
		Can you see me now? [votes: 9]	jbrkd
	Honorable Mentions Jack and the beanstalk...early stages. [votes: 8] The JRT Winery was known for its unique bouquet. [votes: 7] Tennis ball in bush, tennis ball in bush! Must get the tennis ball out of the stupid bush! [votes: 7] I'm pretty sure if I can't see you, then YOU can't see ME! [votes: 7] It's true! The grass is greener on the other side! [votes: 7] Jack's lemonade stand [votes: 6] I'm invisible. [votes: 6] Jack didn't do a very good job of hiding from the vet. [votes: 5] I smell a squirrel. [votes: 4] Bush Jacked [votes: 4] Hidden in plain sight... [votes: 3] Jack camouflage. [votes: 1] Jack had not quite gotten a handle on Hide-N-Seek [votes: 1] Weed Eater! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 539 [August 18, 2013 - 63 entries]

		Neighborhood Watch--JRT Style [votes: 21]	El-Jay
		Uh oh, they're back sooner than I expected. [votes: 14]	Martha
		With Jack continually on duty, the Russells hadn't received a delivery of any kind for 6 1/2 years. [votes: 13]	Charlie
	Honorable Mentions It's still raining - I'm not going out. [votes: 9] Home Alone [votes: 9] Quick! here they come, now everyone shhhhhh! [votes: 8] Peeping Jack [votes: 7] Look at these crazy neighbors. [votes: 6] Slats' entertainment! [votes: 5] Love is blind! [votes: 5] uh oh! They're coming up the walk now..And they have the CAT with them! [votes: 4] Can you see me now? [votes: 3] I saw what you did last summer. [votes: 2] Next time, get vertical blinds! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 538 [August 11, 2013 - 62 entries]

		Did you really think I would not do this? [votes: 20]	Lilly Mae
		Gotta go.....road trip in the new car! [votes: 10]	Charlie
		Jill took her facial and manicure seriously. [votes: 9]	Henry
	Honorable Mentions I need more mud... [votes: 8] Best vacation spot ever! [votes: 7] You dirty dog! [votes: 7] Jack landscaping [votes: 6] Now then, what is it worth to you for me not to roll around in this? [votes: 6] There! Now that's a proper tree ring! [votes: 6] Didn't we see this on 'I Love Lucy'??? [votes: 6] Why God created Mud! [votes: 4] Adding some pee to the new tree. [votes: 3] Tree, mud, pee - what's not to like? [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 537 [August 4, 2013 - 55 entries]

		Recharging time 5 minutes, play time 23 hours and 55 minutes. [votes: 20]	Charlie
		The eyes are closed, but the toy is still well guarded. [votes: 17]	Charlie
		Slumber Jack! [votes: 16]	Emmy's Mom
	Honorable Mentions Snuggle Buddy [votes: 8] Don't you DARE call it a cat-nap! [votes: 7] Say hello to my little friend! [votes: 4] It's tough being a Jack, but someone has to do it!! [votes: 4] Phew! Parenting is exhausting! [votes: 3] Jack settled in for a long winter's nap while visions of mooselets danced in hi head! [votes: 3] Falling asleep holding the one you love. [votes: 3] Look, do I mock your friends? [votes: 3] Naps are better with my stuffed toy! [votes: 2] Just whistle when it is time for dinner. [votes: 2] Coyote ugly. [votes: 2] So Sweet and quiet!!! Just wait - I'll wake up soon!! [votes: 1] In Jack's dreams...squirrels were served on a platter. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 536 [July 28, 2013 - 45 entries]

		Rabbit hunt! She said there was a dust bunny under there. [votes: 14]	Vickie
		Come on out kitty. We just want to play. [votes: 11]	Stephanie Dahne
		Wait for it...wait for it!! [votes: 10]	mp
	Honorable Mentions Here Kitty Kitty Kitty... [votes: 9] I'm telling you, I saw the cat go under there! [votes: 9] Roomba, I see you Roomba. [votes: 9] Another tennis ball seeks asylum white it still has some fuzz and bounce. [votes: 9] I'll flush it out, you catch it. [votes: 8] Pest Control----JRT style. [votes: 8] Patience my young Padawan, patience. [votes: 5] Ooooh, she hasn't vaccuumed under there for WEEKS!!!! [votes: 5] I told you we shouldn't play ball in the bedroom, but you said, "what could happen?" [votes: 5] You just had to fling the sqeaky didn't you! [votes: 4]

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Results from Contest # 535 [July 21, 2013 - 59 entries]

		Armchair quarter jack [votes: 20]	Sniggy
		A brother from another Mother. [votes: 13]	Captain Jack's Mom
		Jack didn't care which team won, as long as he could watch that ball. [votes: 12]	Charlie
	Honorable Mentions BarkA-Lounger [votes: 8] Like father; like son. [votes: 8] The best seat in the house. [votes: 8] Nothing like watching a little Animal Planet with Dad on a Sunday afternoon! [votes: 7] men... they are all the same when it comes to the tv. [votes: 7] He better not cry at the mushy parts! [votes: 6] This Victoria Secret special is much better than the puppy bowl! [votes: 5] The boys. [votes: 4] During the commercial, they'll "Russell up" some biscuits and beers. [votes: 3] OMG! I love this part! [votes: 3] To Jack, the National Dog Show is a 'beauty pageant'. [votes: 2] Nope, that's not the channel...keep going! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 534 [July 14, 2013 - 70 entries]

		YOU TOLD ME THE NEW HOUSE WOULD HAVE A POOL!!!! [votes: 16]	Jill
		No I haven't. What a thing to suggest. [votes: 14]	Derek and JR Molly
		Jack longed to be adopted by a wealthy family with a bigger pan. [votes: 11]	Charlie
	Honorable Mentions Jack's hot tub [votes: 8] Waterdogged! [votes: 6] Didn't they realize I would get larger - really! [votes: 6] Could somebody bring me a towel please?! [votes: 6] Oh, oh, somebody peed in the pool! [votes: 6] This worked last summer, but me thinks I have outgrown it! [votes: 3] Care to join me? [votes: 3] Look mom, my spots wash off. [votes: 3] Can someone wash my back? [votes: 2] Jack planned on hitting the sofa next for a nice soggy nap. [votes: 2] Lock up your son, lock up your daughter, don't let 'em drink JR yellow water! [votes: 2] A working dog's spa - just add flatulence... [votes: 2] No, the water does not look yellow, that's the mud coming off my feet!! [votes: 2] Here's your catbox, kitty, kitty! [votes: 1] Summer was not panning out for Jack. [votes: 1] Jack recovers from his first dog show. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 533 [July 7, 2013 - 38 entries]

		I told the big dummy that there was a catfish out in the lake. [votes: 17]	Phil T.
		We don't walk on water.. we RUN on water! [votes: 15]	Ken
		I yelled "SHARK" but he just wouldn't listen! [votes: 14]	moira
	Honorable Mentions Jack loves the water; Jill prefers the beach. [votes: 13] SOMEbody thinks they can walk on water.... I'll believe it when I see it. [votes: 9] You put your left foot in - you put your left foot out... [votes: 6] Here! Right here! That's where the treasure is!!! [votes: 5] Wait! Be sure to get my good side!!! [votes: 4] Walk this way... [votes: 4] Do I really have to wait an hour after I ate those seagulls to go swimming? [votes: 4] The last thing the seagull saw. [votes: 2] I prefer toys over swimming. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 532 [June 30, 2013 - 48 entries]

		Jack hopes to kill two birds with one pounce. [votes: 16]	kvines
		See Jack stalk Seagulls strutting by the seashore. [votes: 13]	Julie
		Winner Winner Chicken Dinner! [votes: 12]	Lilo's Mom
	Honorable Mentions Wait .........for it. [votes: 10] In the absence of squirrels... [votes: 9] Pay no attention to the spotted assassin on the other side of the tidal pool; he comes in peace! [votes: 7] "Gull on the rocks, or straight up." Jack wasn't picky! [votes: 6] One for breakfast, and one for lunch! [votes: 5] Roast seagull! No, no...grilled seagull! No, wait....Seagull a l'Orange! [votes: 5] I been looking for "gulls" in all the wrong places. [votes: 5] Looks gullicious. [votes: 4] Jack loved dining al fresco! [votes: 2] Ready steady go. [votes: 2] Jack says 'best beach vacation everrrr!' [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 531 [June 23, 2013 - 73 entries]

		Dog & Pony Show. [votes: 15]	Peanut's Pop
		I think the quarter ran out on mine! [votes: 10]	Toby's mom
		It's not very often that you see a Jack Russell sitting on his ass. [votes: 9]	gad
	Honorable Mentions Jack just LOVED the new mobile squirrel spotting tower! [votes: 8] High ho silver. [votes: 5] Whats that smell? [votes: 5] I'm Back in the Saddle, again... [votes: 4] How do you start this thing? [votes: 4] Giddyap now! We're loosing the cat! [votes: 4] Designated driver. [votes: 3] The New Lone Ranger! [votes: 3] How do I turn this thing around? [votes: 3] What do you mean "hunting dogs don't get their own horse?" [votes: 2] They went east. [votes: 2] I can't hold the reins, I got no thumbs! [votes: 2] We are burning Daylight. [votes: 2] Ya need to adjust these stirrups. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 530 [June 16, 2013 - 64 entries]

		Each tent comes with it's own Lo-Jack Security System. [votes: 20]	Ken
		Pup tent! [votes: 18]	Herman
		Breakfast done yet ?? [votes: 9]	Caos
	Honorable Mentions Jack-the-Zipper [votes: 9] Did someone say Squirrel? [votes: 7] Shhh,..be vewy,vewy quiet, I'm wabbit hunting ! [votes: 7] I'll guard the tent. You go hunt for food. [votes: 6] Swiss Army Jack. [votes: 5] I do not share well with others... STAY OUT! [votes: 5] That's ok, I'll just hold it until we get back to civilization. [votes: 4] So much for velcro! [votes: 3] Rare photo of Jill on Everest. Leopard rug and hot tub cover were not enough to lure her out of the tent! [votes: 3] Where's summer? [votes: 3] Jack hated camping in the rain.... [votes: 2] Let's pull up stakes and go get steaks! [votes: 2] Let me know when the pizza arrives! [votes: 2] There's nothing like camping out...indoors! [votes: 2] Is there a "Hotel" close ?? [votes: 1] I'll hold the Fort down while you make dinner. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 529 [June 9, 2013 - 66 entries]

		Okay. I'm not looking. Trim 'em!! [votes: 23]	Terry P.
		Tummy rub. Tummy rub. Tummy rub, Pleeeeeeeease. [votes: 12]	Derek and JR Molly
		When the cat did it, he landed on his feet !!?!! [votes: 10]	Macho's Mommy
	Honorable Mentions Then after I caught the squirrel and bit him a few times he looked like this... [votes: 8] ...and then the possum fell over like this... and then... [votes: 7] I've fallen, and I can't get up! [votes: 6] Hmmm.. I look good from any angle! [votes: 5] BUSTED! I just hate it when they come home early from work! [votes: 4] Do I make fun of the way YOU sleep ?!?! [votes: 4] I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! [votes: 4] What does it look I'm doing.......I'm planking. [votes: 4] I'm too sexy for my coat......too sexy for my coat. [votes: 4] Jack doing his situps to a Jane Fonda video. [votes: 3] Jack on back! [votes: 2] Pick me up. I need to go to my water bowl. [votes: 1] I'm all paws! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 528 [Jun 2, 2013 - 54 entries]

		You do realize that this clean thing is just temporary. [votes: 17]	Jake Butler
		Honestly, we have absolutely NO idea where the cat is! Have you checked the drain? [votes: 12]	Jill
		Double the trouble, double the fun. [votes: 11]	Peg C
	Honorable Mentions We're just keeping your robe warm for you - honest! [votes: 9] You forgot our candles. [votes: 7] Hey! What happened to my spots? [votes: 7] Now that we're clean, can we go out and play in the mud again? [votes: 6] Ah! now we can't pose for the dirty dog gallery! [votes: 5] And while in the water, we practiced the buddy system. [votes: 4] see..it was us under that mud.... [votes: 4] terrycloth terriers. [votes: 4] We like to play in the water; not bathe in it. [votes: 4] Hey where's the heated towel? [votes: 3] We're NOT watching you take a shower! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 527 [May 26, 2013, 2012 - 83 entries]

		Jackpot!! [votes: 37]	Terry P.
		Flower pot, check... hole digger, check... [votes: 18]	Sassy's mom
		Terrier cotta. [votes: 17]	Buddy
	Honorable Mentions Clean up on aisle nine. And ten. And twelve. And---SECURITY! Where is security?!? [votes: 6] Can I water the plants? [votes: 5] The cat will fit in here just fine. [votes: 5] You're expecting me to produce the fertilizer? [votes: 3] Invasive species. [votes: 3] You pot the plant:I dig it up! [votes: 3] How can you resist taking this one home? [votes: 2] I can use this on rainy days, right? [votes: 2] Jack was looking forward to the "dirt" part! [votes: 2] Dog days of home depot... [votes: 2] Take me to the Kibbles aisle, please! [votes: 1] They had to get a new planter since Jack seemed to be growing like a weed. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 526 [May 19, 2013 - 50 entries]

		Jack be nimble, Jack be quick; Jack jumped over the trailer hitch! [votes: 21]	Jill
		Jumpin' jack flash [votes: 11]	nancyj
		A trailer...yipee, we've got a trailer!!! [votes: 9]	Jayme's Mom
	Honorable Mentions Jumpin' Jack...CRASH! [votes: 9] A leap of faith! [votes: 8] Squirrel!!!! [votes: 8] Here I come to save the day!! [votes: 8] Houston, we have a problem [votes: 6] Trailer Jack [votes: 5] I just hate it when they forget to leave the tail gate down! [votes: 3] After mastering walking on water, Jack took to the air! [votes: 3] Birds flyin' high, you know how I feel... [votes: 2] I think I can.....I think I can..... [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 525 [May 12, 2013 - 77 entries]

		Don't...say...a word. [votes: 11]	Marty
		Here kitty!...I am just a harmless blanket... [votes: 10]	JaS
		It's ok COUGH. Don't, COUGH, worry. COUGH. SNIFFLE. You go on out and enjoy COUGH yourselves. [votes: 9]	Derek and JR Molly
	Honorable Mentions The cat will never know its me. [votes: 8] As much as I hate baths... there's something about warm towels afterwards... [votes: 7] Grandma, what a big nose you have! [votes: 6] Pretty in pink. [votes: 5] Could I interest you in a nice juicy apple, dearie? [votes: 5] You do know that I can still hear you... [votes: 4] Pink!!! Why did they have to choose PINK??? [votes: 3] ET go home. [votes: 3] Please...just kill me now! [votes: 2] Jill's answer to a bad hair day! [votes: 2] How do I keep getting into this things....MOM ! [votes: 2] What a long nose you have, Grandma! [votes: 2] Mom's obsession with Game of Thrones has gone too far! [votes: 2] It's my only bad habit. [votes: 1] Did someone say gtg? [votes: 1] Jack knew Jill could not resist him in his "bacon" outfit. [votes: 1] The EYES have it! [votes: 1] Hey, this pink camo works good! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 524 [May 5, 2013 - 67 entries]

		The new squeaky toy just bit my tongue. [votes: 17]	peanut's pop
		Hey, Mr. Spock. I found another Tribble. [votes: 10]	Sandog
		That's the biggest hairball I've ever seen . . . and it has eyes!!! [votes: 9]	Terry P.
	Honorable Mentions So what happened AFTER the picture was taken? [votes: 6] You're about to see why this fur ball is named "Chewy". [votes: 6] Guinea Pig... It's what's for dinner! [votes: 6] Appetizer. [votes: 5] One little piggy went to market, one little piggy stayed home, one little piggy tastes like roast beef . . . Yum, yum. [votes: 5] Jack's toy looks a bit worse for wear, but its squeaker still works. [votes: 4] Don't care what it is....looks edible to me! [votes: 3] I swear, it's not what u think... [votes: 2] Adorable groupie. [votes: 2] And I thought my legs were short! [votes: 1] Jack really enjoyed a good game of chase with dinner. [votes: 1] I smell guinea bacon!!!!! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 523 [April 28, 2013 - 76 entries]

		Jack the sipper. [votes: 17]	Peg C
		Turning the knob was the tricky part... [votes: 14]	Mary
		Nose prints on the car window couldn't compare to what Jack was doing to the bathroom mirror! [votes: 13]	Terry P
	Honorable Mentions Now I understand the funny looking prints on the mirror! [votes: 11] And to think other dogs drink out of the toilet, amateurs. [votes: 8] They left the lid down again! [votes: 5] The things I have to do to get a drink around here! [votes: 5] Make mine a Jack & Water! [votes: 5] Aaaahhhh....so much fresher than the toilet bowl!! [votes: 4] Hey, it beats drinking out of the toilet! [votes: 4] The human can do it.....and so can I. [votes: 4] Refreshingly cool.... on BOTH ends! [votes: 3] Got Water. [votes: 2] Brush...rinse...repeat. [votes: 2] Does this count as a bath? [votes: 1] Giving "vanity" a whole new meaning [votes: 1] Glass? who needs a glass? [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 522 [April 21, 2013 - 82 entries]

		See, look, no cat. [votes: 32]	peanut's pop
		The last thing the squirrel saw. [votes: 13]	Lilly's Mom
		This IS my inside voice. [votes: 12]	Joni
	Honorable Mentions Did I get all of the peanut butter off the roof of my mouth? [votes: 9] Insert Cheese Here! [votes: 7] Go ahead, see how many treats you can fit in here! [votes: 6] Jack just loves it when Jill wants to play Ear, Nose and Throat doctor! [votes: 4] Look, is my tongue getting longer? It feels like it's getting longer! [votes: 4] Objects in mirror are closer than they appear. [votes: 4] Riveting, do go on. And on. [votes: 4] Jack's yodeling lessons were starting to get to everyone! [votes: 3] Where your missing belongings went. [votes: 3] And the case of the missing hamster continues... [votes: 3] See! Even inside I am 50% white! [votes: 3] Jack was warned about sticking his head out the window, yes his face did stay like that! [votes: 2] Keep talking, I'm interested. [votes: 2] Granddad Jack liked to brag how he scared off the postman in his days. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 521 [April 14, 2013 - 43 entries]

		And I will love him and squeeze him and call him George. [votes: 31]	Laura B
		And I promise to never let her put you in the laundry, no matter how stinky you get. [votes: 13]	Jojo Fitzgerald
		After a particularly brutal week, Jack was thrilled to finally get the monkey off his back! [votes: 9]	Jill
	Honorable Mentions George feared he would soon be resting in pieces. [votes: 9] Jack dreamed of his next big adventure with Curious George! [votes: 7] Friends forever. [votes: 5] After a big meal, Jack hugged his monkey and took a nap. Both of them were STUFFED! [votes: 4] Tired of Monkeying Around. [votes: 4] George was unable to see his way to escape. [votes: 3] Better than a "Blankie". [votes: 3] Monkey see, Monkey do---did ya hear me MONKEY? [votes: 3] Curious jack. [votes: 2] Life's a barrel of monkeys. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 520 [April 7, 2013 - 55 entries]

		Nobody knows the trouble I've seen... [votes: 14]	moira
		I was framed!! The cat did it!! [votes: 13]	andres garcia
		I'm innocent, I tell ya! Innocent! [votes: 9]	swtmdmboo
	Honorable Mentions Jail house Jack. [votes: 9] The illegal squirrel fighting ring landed Jack in the slammer. [votes: 7] Is this what Mom means when she said I was "barred fom the kitchen"? [votes: 7] Warden, I want to talk to my attorney! [votes: 5] Jack was doing 10-20 for illegal entry and meat pilfering. [votes: 4] Low-Jack!! [votes: 4] But I can still smell the bacon! [votes: 4] His air ride suspension gone, Jack was left will only front paw drive. [votes: 3] Baby gate hell! [votes: 2] See Spot not run! [votes: 2] The cat is so close yet so far away! [votes: 2] I've been dieting all week and I STILL can't fit through this gate [votes: 2] Jack's impression of a throw rug! [votes: 2] I've fallen... and I can't get up! [votes: 2] What time does this bar open? [votes: 1] The grass always look greener on the other side. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 519 [Mar 31, 2013 - 77 entries]

		Quacker-jack [votes: 24]	Alfred B
		Sometimes you feel like a duck, Sometimes you don't... [votes: 11]	LibbyD
		The life of Pi-Jack, stranded with only a duck they drifted into the lagoon. [votes: 8]	Hermann
	Honorable Mentions Afjack [votes: 8] Is it me or do i smell something fowl? [votes: 7] A three hour tour... [votes: 5] Let me out, this dude is not potty trained. [votes: 5] I'd rather be chasing squirrels... [votes: 4] Get the DUCK out of my float!!!!! [votes: 4] Once again, the duck ran the cruise ship aground. [votes: 4] Abandon ship....abandon ship! [votes: 3] Jack and Rose. [votes: 3] Who invited the Duck? [votes: 3] One algae eater, one carnivore and one sinking raft. This does NOT bode well! [votes: 3] Having lost the last paddle Jack was left with only the duck for power. [votes: 2] Seriously? [votes: 1] Jack thought this vacation destination was foul. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 518 [Mar 24, 2013 - 64 entries]

		Jackuzzi [votes: 35]	Hannah
		There once was a Jack from Nantucket, who loved to sit in a bucket... [votes: 19]	Terry P.
		Why can't we go to the beach like normal dogs? [votes: 8]	nancyj
	Honorable Mentions Spring break, Russell style. [votes: 6] I thought you said the new house had a pool? [votes: 6] I'll have a Jack and Water... Please. [votes: 6] I don't know what a bucket list is.... But I'm not going to miss it! [votes: 6] Bath, ball,....and Beyond! [votes: 4] Jack's hint for a pool was not subtle. [votes: 4] Wash the car, play with me... wash the car, play with me... [votes: 4] I'm not taking a bath without my ball! [votes: 3] Jack and Jill went up the hill to chill in a pail of water? [votes: 2] Jack's summer place. [votes: 2] Ball Washer! [votes: 2] I meant to do this. [votes: 1] I prefer a heated bucket [votes: 1] 101 Ways to stay cool on a hot day [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 517 [Mar 17, 2013 - 104 entries]

		JR Rule #3: When caught in a compromising position, stay cool & look nauseatingly cute. [votes: 21]	Kimba's Mum
		Chilly dog [votes: 20]	moira
		Jack took his job on the Diet Patrol very seriously! [votes: 11]	Keyser Soze
	Honorable Mentions Yes, the light really does go out. [votes: 10] I've completed the inventory ... we're all out of steak ... [burp] [votes: 10] Honest! I'm just chillin. [votes: 9] You gonna use that bacon? [votes: 9] Can I help you? [votes: 8] Don't forget to feed me. [votes: 5] Go ahead "Make my sandwich" [votes: 5] Yep, you guessed it, the air conditioner is broken again... [votes: 4] Quick, tell me what you want. My butt's freezing! [votes: 3] He said he would meet me here at 9. [votes: 3] I can unload the groceries! [votes: 3] Oops! Caught again. [votes: 3] How come there are veggies in the meat drawer? [votes: 2] Guarding the crisper! Nobody does it better! [votes: 2] Norton's new place, while chilly, afforded delicious views. [votes: 2] This..and all that...is MINE! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 516 [Mar 10, 2013 - 73 entries]

		Mere dogs run; Jack Russells FLY! [votes: 22]	Jill
		This would look more impressive with my cape. [votes: 19]	Alfred B.
		Fluffy's tail bore an unfortunate resemblence to a race lure... [votes: 14]	Libby D
	Honorable Mentions Never fear underdog is here. [votes: 13] Jack flies through the air with the greatest of ease, as he adeptly pursues the neighborhood tease!! [votes: 10] Jack be nimble, Jack be quick! [votes: 6] Fluffy didn't even stand a chance. [votes: 6] Here I come to save the day! [votes: 6] Love is in the AIR! [votes: 5] Sometimes, Jack felt guilty using his super powers to race to the food bowl. This isn't one of those times. [votes: 4] Some dogs run...some fly like Superman. Choose your companion wisely. [votes: 2] Move!! Or this is going to hurt!! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 515 [Mar 3, 2013 - 57 entries]

		Wait for it.......Wait for it... [votes: 25]	Brian
		BE the ball... [votes: 16]	moira
		Ready to pounce Jack waited for the ball to make it's next move. [votes: 10]	Hermann
	Honorable Mentions Go ahead.....make my day... [votes: 9] Nobody move! It can't see us unless we move! [votes: 9] If it moves, it's mine. [votes: 9] A watched ball never rolls! [votes: 9] Did you just see that move? [votes: 8] The ONLY bad thing about tennis balls is that they NEVER blink! [votes: 7] Jack honing his telekinesis powers. [votes: 6] What's wrong? You lost your bounce? [votes: 5] I can do this ALL day! [votes: 4] Staring contest...GO! [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 514 [Feb 24, 2013 - 67 entries]

		She's sunbathing -- without her collar on! [votes: 20]	Jim
		Hey...the new neighbor has a cat! [votes: 18]	Rita
		How long do you think we have until they come back? [votes: 17]	schooner island
	Honorable Mentions Mr. & Mrs. Russell anxiously await the UPS guy. [votes: 14] "To Dock, or Not To Dock," that is the question. [votes: 10] The Mormons had no idea what was in store...but they soon would! [votes: 9] YUM! The mailman is here! [votes: 6] out! out!! we want out! [votes: 5] Wow! On a scale of 1 to 10, that squirrel is a perfect 10! [votes: 4] Did you see the new Jill that moved in across the road? [votes: 3] Surely they haven't forgotten where they parked the car AGAIN??? [votes: 2] The swimsuit issue! [votes: 2] Mommy.... can we PLEASE go outside and dig for some dinner!!!!!! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 513 [Feb 17, 2013 - 70 entries]

		Are you going to finish that? [votes: 24]	Cathy
		Thank you Lord for the scraps I am about to retrive!!! [votes: 23]	Rufus S
		Always the gentleman, Jack patiently waited for his small host to be distracted. [votes: 11]	Peg C
	Honorable Mentions Thanksgiving blessings to Mom and Dad and the kid who NEVER finishes his pie! [votes: 7] Hey kid...your mama wants you! [votes: 6] Kid, I'll swap you that cake for a large dead squirrel. deal? [votes: 6] How long do I have to stare before they get my point?? [votes: 6] You're right, it's yukky. Move it over and I'll take care of it. [votes: 4] It wouldn't hurt to share with your best friend! [votes: 3] Hey man did you have to dig for that?? [votes: 3] Does the "five-second" rule apply between bites? [votes: 2] Worst party ever thought Jack, as little Ebernezer shoveled in the pie. [votes: 2] hey kid, that looks like broccoli....I'll finish it for you. [votes: 2] Give us Lord our daily bread. [votes: 2] Always stuck at the kids' table. [votes: 2] Having said grace Jack was ready to pounce, that pie was blessed! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 512 [Feb 10, 2013 - 86 entries]

		Can you warm up the towels again? [votes: 27]	Don
		But I'm TOO SICK for obedience school! [votes: 15]	moira
		I'm way cuter than that Snuggle Bear! [votes: 14]	Nancy Holmes
	Honorable Mentions Good morn- WOAH!!! ....So that's what you look like naked. [votes: 10] Jack went to the Dark Side. [votes: 7] Clothes out of dryer, Yoda Jack likes. [votes: 7] Hide me - Dr. Phil is on AGAIN!!! [votes: 5] I'm ill I tell you---ill. [votes: 5] Laundry is done. Don't worry, I got this. [votes: 4] Luke caught the Emperor watching soaps again. [votes: 4] Laundry's done! [votes: 4] Jack fullfilling one of his bucket wish requests. [votes: 3] Yuck, those dryer sheets taste awful! [votes: 3] I sound better in the shower. [votes: 3] You want drama? I can give you drama! [votes: 2] Put the cat video on. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 511 [Feb 3, 2013 - 64 entries]

		"Try rocking it while I give it some gas!" [votes: 15]	Laura B
		The weather outside is frightful but inside the car it's delightful [votes: 10]	Maddie
		Hey! What happened? I only took a short nap!!! [votes: 9]	mp
	Honorable Mentions Jack finally got the drift of his situation. [votes: 8] That's right ... shovel, shovel,shovel! I'll stay in here and supervise! [votes: 7] Dashing through the..........no. [votes: 7] Yep! At least 51% white alright! [votes: 6] I can dig us out! [votes: 6] Does this mean we're not going to the park? [votes: 6] Jack Frost [votes: 6] I dug out this side and got the heater going. The rest is yours. [votes: 5] Finding Nemo was easier than Jack had anticipated. [votes: 4] Jack wished he had packed up and left for Florida a little earlier. [votes: 4] This is a fine mess you've gotten me into.... [votes: 3] Not as funny as it was a week ago. [votes: 3] Hurry up I've got to mark some snowdrifts! [votes: 3] Jack always suspected there was a little Husky in him! [votes: 2] I told them to buy the Jeep! [votes: 2] And for my next trick. [votes: 1] Partly cloudy, you got to be kidding me, Jack mused. [votes: 1] It would be more fun if this was dirt! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 510 [Jan 27, 2013 - 46 entries]

		Don't worry about that cat......I got your back! [votes: 19]	Brian
		Jack liked email, but this tweeting thing just didn't make sense. [votes: 18]	Hermann
		There was an old cockatoo who lived in a shoe with his best friend jack who didn't know what to do. [votes: 18]	Tracy Hickman
	Honorable Mentions Deciding on which chew toy would be best. [votes: 10] MOM...make him stop staring at me!! [votes: 9] A bird, a dog and a shoe. What could POSSIBLY go wrong? [votes: 9] Unless your new name is collateral damage, get off the shoe. [votes: 7] Having successfully stolen one shoe, the owner gave Jack the bird. [votes: 6] Jack and tweety converse. [votes: 5] Please, just try it on. [votes: 1] I told the Genie I wanted bigger tweets, not bigger feets! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 509 [Jan 20, 2013 - 71 entries]

		Jack Whisperer [votes: 28]	Butler
		Mice in your stable? It'll be taken care of! [votes: 21]	Vickie
		Straight from the horse's mouth. [votes: 16]	Antoinette
	Honorable Mentions Oh yes, cats eat horses. Happens all the time. Look, there's one. [votes: 10] Listen, kid, I know where the cat sleeps... [votes: 9] Funny, you didn't mention this on your profile! [votes: 8] Don't worry. It's not a gift-horse. [votes: 7] Jack kissed her for luck, and she promised to meet him in the Winner's Circle. [votes: 6] Sorry honny, i really think we should see other animals. [votes: 5] ok, you distract her, I'll grab the car keys. Then we're both outta here. [votes: 5] I'm a lock in the 7th race. [votes: 4] You're gonna need a height card buddy. [votes: 4] Would you like a breath mint? Please I have a whole box of them. [votes: 3] JRT wins by a nose. [votes: 3] You are going to win this class, I just know it! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 508 [Jan 13, 2013 - 61 entries]

		Jack Cousteau. [votes: 27]	Mike B
		Marco! [votes: 17]	Lori
		Nope no cat at the bottom of the pool. [votes: 15]	Gail S.
	Honorable Mentions Fish gotta' swim; birds gotta' fly, Jack Russells try it all. [votes: 9] I didn't think it was possible ... but I look even cuter underwater. [votes: 9] Having dived from 200 feet, Jack realized he had lost his ears. [votes: 8] Finding Nemo. [votes: 7] and now...for my impression of a sea lion! [votes: 6] Although rare, Jack remembers the master's advice to look before he leaps. [votes: 5] SCREW THIS! Just admit you lost the cat!! [votes: 5] I don't need no stinkin' snorkel!! [votes: 4] Objects are larger than they appear under water... [votes: 3] oops! i forgot my goggles. [votes: 3] Dive! Dive! [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 507 [Jan 6, 2013 - 83 entries]

		Reality T.V., Jack Russell style. [votes: 21]	vicki
		It's amazing what you can do with a food processor and a cat. [votes: 18]	Peg C
		This is how you get a JRT to stay in one place for any length of time. [votes: 17]	Lori
	Honorable Mentions Wait for it....wait for it. [votes: 13] Jack loved the Food Channel. [votes: 8] I'm calling dibbs on that piece..and that piece...and that piece... [votes: 6] Jack treats and I helped. [votes: 6] The liver brownies are ready! [votes: 6] Four oven mitts please! [votes: 6] All Mine. [votes: 4] Smells better than the food channel. [votes: 3] Sooooo, this is how they got the terrorists to talk. [votes: 3] I don't care what the cat's doing to my toys, I ain't movin' until they're done. [votes: 3] There's the beef. [votes: 2] That IS mouse cake, right? [votes: 2] Hurry up....I'm starving! [votes: 1]