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Jack Russell Picture Caption Contest Results

The following are the results from our Picture Caption Contests for 2010.

Results from Contest # 385 [August 8, 2010 - 168 entries]

		The dreaded cone of "licklessness". [votes: 19]	oz
		Jack on his way to see his Personal Injury lawyer. [votes: 18]	daisy's mom
		You could see the gears turning as Jack plotted his revenge. [votes: 17]	ken
	Honorable Mentions I come in peace. [votes: 13] You ought to see the other guy! [votes: 12] Cat 1 Jack 0 [votes: 11] I wear the cone. The cone does not wear me. [votes: 11] Do me a favor and scratch behind my ear. [votes: 8] Hey-I'm picking up Animal Planet with this thing! [votes: 8] Wanna see my impression of a floor lamp? [votes: 8] Just keep tossing the treats in! [votes: 7] Stupid porcupine. [votes: 7] "RCA" Dog [votes: 6] Okay, I had it done.......do we have to advertise it to the world? [votes: 6] I'm doin' the best I can, Captain! [votes: 5] Yes, this particular model comes with a windshield. [votes: 5] I just hate it when it rains! [votes: 4] Gemme a break...this won't fit in a fox hole. [votes: 3] Boy, this isn't all that I'm mad about! [votes: 3] Jack wanted to try out his Halloween costume: a garbage disposal. [votes: 3] This is the last time i play truth or dare! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 384 [August 1, 2010 - 131 entries]

		Jumpin' Jack Splash! [votes: 45]	Genna Magan
		Cannon Ball! [votes: 23]	agarcia
		Hot fun in the Summertime! [votes: 19]	Genna Magan
	Honorable Mentions Jack the Dipper! [votes: 14] Splash And Go! [votes: 12] Gonna need some more water here, lots more water! [votes: 11] Splish-splash, I'm taking a bath! [votes: 7] Was jack actually walking on water?..... discuss. [votes: 7] Ah life is good! [votes: 6] Shark Week!!! [votes: 6] LAND SHARK! [votes: 6] Where's the rest of the pool?! [votes: 6] Pool's open! [votes: 5] Bath - I defy you! [votes: 5] Marco? Polo? [votes: 4] Jack could only hope the children would not return anytime soon! [votes: 4] How I love the smell of a wet dog! [votes: 3] COME ON IN.....THE WATER'S FINE!!! [votes: 2] Wipe out! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 383 [July 25, 2010 - 134 entries]

		Ahhh...thank goodness for air-conditioning! [votes: 34]	Antoinette
		When they renovated the kitchen, they put in this fabulous bun warmer just for me! [votes: 28]	Jill
		Air Dry!! [votes: 14]	jkrslkay
	Honorable Mentions Half of me wants a belly rub...half wants a nap! BOTH will do!! [votes: 12] Being raised by opossums - Joe's first reaction when he is in trouble... [votes: 10] It's not the heat, it's the humidity... [votes: 10] Cool buns. [votes: 10] I always play dead when I have to go to obedience class. [votes: 9] Jack has a nip of the 'ol cooking sherry yet again. [votes: 9] CSI's only clue was the air conditioning vent but no one wanted to touch it. [votes: 7] I know it doesn't look nice, but I'm comfortable. [votes: 7] Rollover, interrupted. [votes: 7] Free and breezy. [votes: 6] I love it when I get to the pizza delivery first. [votes: 5] Went-to-ground dog. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 382 [July 18, 2010 - 133 entries]

		Our middle child is quite ... unique. [votes: 23]	Lori
		Hey, there is a smell in here and I know it's not me. [votes: 20]	Jen
		There are not enough cookies in the world to make up for this... [votes: 18]	SpitFyre
	Honorable Mentions Our wagon comes equipped with a siren. Just pull his tail. [votes: 17] Larry, Moe, and Curly. [votes: 16] Jack The Sitter. [votes: 15] They are contained, now what do you want me to do? [votes: 15] Babe magnet. [votes: 9] One of the triplets talked funny, but everyone loved him anyway. [votes: 8] You do know I can't understand a thing they are saying! [votes: 6] Heeeelp! [votes: 5] 1st you tell me to sit at the childrens table, now you want me to ride with them? [votes: 5] These guys need treats! Hurry up. [votes: 4] There's always room for one more! [votes: 4] Help, I'm surrounded by hairless dogs. [votes: 4] Why do I have to ride with the kids? [votes: 3] The cats understood "MUSH" and soon they would overtake the SUV. [votes: 1] Can I please stay in the car? I promise not to chew the upolstery! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 381 [July 4, 2010 - 150 entries]

		Go on admit it, you're strangely and compulsively attracted to me aren't you? [votes: 23]	Derek Field
		Say Cheese? Did you say cheese? I like cheese! [votes: 22]	sam's dad
		I know something you don't know. [votes: 18]	jkrslkay
	Honorable Mentions Cheeeese. [votes: 15] I have 5,956 facebook friends, how many do you have? [votes: 15] This will be a great passport photo. [votes: 15] What hamster? [votes: 14] Well, now that you have noticed, there was a bit of a problem with the cat... [votes: 14] Nope, Wasn't Me! [votes: 11] Smell? What Smell?? [votes: 11] Admit it, you adore me. [votes: 11] What missing cookie? I've not seen nor eaten it. Did you ask the rest of the family? [votes: 10] Trust me, I'm great with cats! [votes: 9] I heard it was rude to chew your cat with your mouth full. [votes: 9] I don't have my teeth in. [votes: 8] I'm not opening my mouth whatever you say... [votes: 7] Do not attempt to adjust your television set, I am in control. [votes: 7] I love cats. [votes: 6] I have minty fresh breath too! [votes: 6] Why, Johnny Ringo. You like someone just walked over your grave. [votes: 5] All this picture taking is getting a little annoying... [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 380 [June 27, 2010 - 141 entries]

		Roll him again....let's see if we get a six! [votes: 85]	Melinda
		And the moment came when Jack Jr realized he had been spotted. [votes: 19]	swtmdmboo
		I think we should call him etcetera... [votes: 19]	Mary Lou
	Honorable Mentions www.jackrussellDOTcom [votes: 12] Now, you sit right there until you get your story straight. [votes: 10] It's small and squeaky, but I feel the need to protect it instead of hurt it. Strange. [votes: 8] You guys have about 30 seconds before I go jurassic on you. [votes: 7] He's smart like me, but he looks just like you! [votes: 6] The name is Ellipsis; 3dots. I know it is odd. My parents were old hippies. [votes: 6] Is he supposed to look like that? [votes: 6] What 3 dot rule? [votes: 5] You can't deny this one, it looks just like you! [votes: 4] I bet your name's SPOT. [votes: 4] I dunno...He looks more like that jack down the street than me... [votes: 4] Yeah I got 3 spots on my back, but at least I dont have 1 spot on my butt like you guys. [votes: 2] All we need is one with 4 spots and we have lucky 7! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 379 [June 20, 2010 - 108 entries]

		Put your right foot in, take your right foot out.....u grab the critter and u shake it all about... [votes: 40]	Shingle Oak
		Diggin a hole, diggin a hole, diggin a hole, diggin a hole... [votes: 25]	jkrslkay
		They will never find the cat here. [votes: 24]	kristyvines
	Honorable Mentions Cat's about yea big, so the hole has to be... [votes: 21] My GPS said I left a bone right here. [votes: 14] And they said I have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder!! [votes: 13] Can you dig it? [votes: 11] I sure do wish the would get their own post hole digger! [votes: 10] Dog gone it! I broke a nail. [votes: 7] This is my favorite thing to do. [votes: 4] I hate moving day and trying to find all of my bones. [votes: 4] I'm outta here! [votes: 3] Ignore me will ya! I'll go to ground myself! [votes: 3] Jack does what a dog's gotta do. [votes: 2] In the hole again, just can't wait to be in the hole again. [votes: 2] You can't get away silly wabbit. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 378 [June 13, 2010 - 101 entries]

		I'm just pooped, but he is stoned! [votes: 26]	Frank G.
		I've exhausted myself trying to get that pig to play ball. [votes: 22]	Lily's Mom
		I hate when the beer goggles wear off! [votes: 18]	Tam Bone
	Honorable Mentions No more pig jokes! My sides are killing me! [votes: 16] My roomate's a real pig. [votes: 16] Was it worth it? Oh yea... [votes: 14] You think I look bad ? Look at the pig! [votes: 12] He goes to ground... but it's weird to watch. [votes: 10] A face only a mother could love. [votes: 10] He started it. [votes: 5] I like my bacon extra crispy. [votes: 4] Hog Heaven! [votes: 3] Jack's home with dinner! [votes: 3] My eyebrows are gone! [votes: 3] Ahhh Bacon...it's not just for breakfast anymore! [votes: 3] I think I need glasses and a bath. [votes: 3] Another job well done! [votes: 2] I LOVE bacon! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 377 [June 6, 2010 - 87 entries]

		I bet those fancy Westminster dog's can't drink and pee at the same time. [votes: 27]	Sophies Mom
		Multitasking! [votes: 21]	Amy
		These fountain drinks just go right through me. [votes: 20]	Sophies Mom
	Honorable Mentions Got a little captain in ya? [votes: 16] In with the new, out with the old. [votes: 12] Jack the SIPPER! [votes: 11] Has the cat come out of the waterslide yet? [votes: 8] Boy, what a dog has to go through to get a drink around here! [votes: 6] Mountain Hooch for a mountain pooch. [votes: 6] A full service station for jacks. [votes: 5] Emptying and filling at the same time. [votes: 5] Mountain dew. [votes: 5] Jack thinks holding his leg up will allow him to hold more water. [votes: 3] Excrement marks the spot! [votes: 2] Jack is having another pipe dream. [votes: 1] Camping out has had its better days. [votes: 1] Webmaster Note: A caption was removed from contest 377 due to a user complaint.

Results from Contest # 376 [May 30, 2010 - 162 entries]

		Am I breaking your heart yet? [votes: 26]	jkrslkay
		If they can't close it, they can't leave. [votes: 23]	Peg C
		Carry-on Jack. [votes: 16]	Ken
	Honorable Mentions No I don't have separation issues... [votes: 12] I'll be vewy, vewy qwiet. [votes: 12] They cant leave home with out me. [votes: 12] Do you think I have room for a ball? [votes: 11] I miss them already. [votes: 9] The customs officer was not amused. [votes: 9] Whaddya mean you have nothing to declare? I'm priceless! [votes: 9] I took my tags off, so i won't set off the metal detector! [votes: 9] I'm packed. [votes: 7] Nobody in here but us thongs. [votes: 5] I'm leaving on a jet plane... [votes: 4] I'm Going to Disney World! [votes: 3] The 'berth' of a Jack. [votes: 3] Still to cheap to buy the travel crate huh? Carry on AGAIN! NOOOO! [votes: 3] I never leave home without my jack! [votes: 3] Has anyone seen the dog? [votes: 2] Junk in the Trunk. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 375 [May 23, 2010 - 115 entries]

		You were right - the cat can't swim. [votes: 22]	diane
		Towel please. [votes: 21]	Jeff Kipp
		I'll have a cat & coke, please! [votes: 18]	stemlodge
	Honorable Mentions That's the LAST time that cat pushes me in! [votes: 16] Barko? Polo! Barko? Polo! Here I come... [votes: 16] This is NOT a Jackuzzi! [votes: 14] Potty? noooooooo not any more... [votes: 12] You would think that they would have a pool ladder that was doggie friendly. [votes: 7] Since when did they get a pool?! [votes: 7] If you don't pee in my pool, I won't drink out of your toilet. [votes: 7] Yep, wet dogs smell GREAT! [votes: 5] Yes, I like pina coladas... [votes: 5] Wow! Does anyone else smell wet dog? [votes: 5] I'm 51% dry. [votes: 4] I'll be glad when they get this jacuzzi fixed, my legs are killing me. [votes: 3] It's not cold, it's refreshing. [votes: 2] I think I'm ready for the English Channel. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 374 [May 16, 2010 - 101 entries]

		Little Ditty 'Bout Jack & Diane... [votes: 26]	Julz
		We're the woofers. [votes: 25]	Jackie's Mom
		Two Jacks - just in case! [votes: 21]	Thom
	Honorable Mentions The guitarist was a crooked gambler and hid a pair of Jacks in his case. [votes: 17] We had to pull some strings to get this new doggy bed... [votes: 14] I'm Rhythm, he's Blues. [votes: 12] On the road again. [votes: 12] If he drops another quarter on my head, I'm gonna pee all over this case! [votes: 10] For his next selection our owner will play Hit the Road Jack. [votes: 10] It's only rock n' roll but we like it. [votes: 8] Told you the begging would get us a permanent gig! [votes: 5] Mister, can you spare a dime? [votes: 5] I hope she doesn't set us out on the sidewalk for tips again... [votes: 5] Will work for food! [votes: 5] Guess we're gonna hafta howl for our supper. [votes: 3] Play with me next! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 373 [May 9, 2010 - 132 entries]

		Cat? What Cat? I don't see a Cat. [votes: 33]	Rita
		Say "I'm a dumb kitty!" Say it!! Say it!! I am not getting up til you do... [votes: 28]	Mary Mc
		On Top Of Old Smokey [votes: 19]	Pat
	Honorable Mentions You said you wanted a cat sitter. [votes: 18] Well, you told me not to sit on the furniture... [votes: 15] Much to Jack's disappointment, Kitty won this round of musical chairs. [votes: 14] Jack's catsitting rates are very competitive. [votes: 12] I swear it's legal! I saw this move on WWF! [votes: 9] Squatter's rights! [votes: 7] Jack loved his new tempur-catric. [votes: 5] Cat: the seat cushion of choice for Jacks with discriminating tastes. [votes: 5] Hey, has anyone seen the cat? He was here a minute ago. [votes: 5] This bed is lumpy. [votes: 5] Hey cat! How do you like me now? [votes: 4] I so win! [votes: 3] Look, Ma... no hands!! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 372 [May 2, 2010 - 134 entries]

		I kissed a cat and I liked it! [votes: 30]	Chris
		Oh yeah? Make me. [votes: 27]	Sophies Mom
		Show me the rule in the manual that says I can't use it. [votes: 23]	Derek Field
	Honorable Mentions Treed by a cat, How humiliating. [votes: 16] I marked it, it's mine! [votes: 15] You two go get a few more cats so it can be even when I take y'all on. [votes: 9] I'll take the top bunk. [votes: 9] Dad knew there was a problem when Jack started 'playing house' with the cats. [votes: 7] The kids reenact the siege of Masada. [votes: 6] Can't Touch Me [votes: 6] Yes, you can kiss this toy goodbye! [votes: 5] Kiss of death. [votes: 5] The cats put Jack on a pedestial hoping this would bode well for the future. [votes: 4] And then there were two... [votes: 3] Jack mistakenly thinks he's safe [votes: 2] 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.... (insert fighting noise here). [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 371 [April 25, 2010 - 156 entries]

		When I smell like that they make me go outside... [votes: 40]	Divot
		Cool! It has a squeaker!! [votes: 16]	kryswyn
		OK, she's cute, but what does she do? [votes: 14]	AnnieP
	Honorable Mentions I still say I'm cuter. [votes: 13] What is it? Can we send it back? [votes: 12] I'm way cuter and I will never ask for money. [votes: 12] He'll never pass JRTCA breed standards. [votes: 12] Are you sure that was his tail that you had docked? [votes: 11] Do you think she looks more like my side of the family or yours? [votes: 11] Omg!! What is that??!! Why is it looking at me?! [votes: 10] I bet they name him Jack. [votes: 9] Is that my new squeaky toy? [votes: 9] Excuse me! Isn't that MY pillow? [votes: 8] Big head, realy big head... [votes: 7] Hope I'm showing enough interest... [votes: 5] Replaced with something with thumbs! [votes: 4] You're replacing me with that? [votes: 3] A new puppy...l feel your pain. [votes: 2] Is he my new jr. handler? [votes: 2] I don't see the point, it can't even go to ground! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 370 [April 18, 2010 - 118 entries]

		Four on the floor. [votes: 31]	Norm
		Playing dead will not prevent the vet appointment... [votes: 29]	Lilly Mae
		You just never know when you may need a floor jack. [votes: 25]	Frank P
	Honorable Mentions A good Jack Russell is a tired Jack Russell. [votes: 20] Known for their high energy and instinctive love of the hunt, the Jack Russell... oh. [votes: 19] Just wake me when we get there... [votes: 15] Jack was floored by the new cat scented air freshener. [votes: 9] Playing possum gave Jack deniability for the cat's current condition. [votes: 6] Jack rode always shotgun... well kind of... [votes: 6] All these Toyota recalls are killing me! [votes: 6] Jack thought by hiding under the seat, he'd avoid the breathalizer test. [votes: 4] Oh man, what a night. Did anyone get the number of that truck? [votes: 4] If that cell phone interrupts my nap one more time, it's history! [votes: 3] You drive awhile. [votes: 3] Jack volunteers to co-pilot on the drive to nationals. [votes: 3] This guy's weekend is just to much for me. [votes: 2] Comes standard with the vehicle. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 369 [April 11, 2010 - 111 entries]

		Ever vigilant, Jack once again gave the rasberries to the dog catcher. [votes: 21]	Hermann
		Collar .......too tight !!! [votes: 20]	Norm
		Can't make me. [votes: 18]	Penelope
	Honorable Mentions Is it me or did that cat taste a little funny? [votes: 12] 250 Christmas cards to send and she doesn't get self adhesive stamps. [votes: 12] Does my tongue taste funny to you? [votes: 11] MOM he's doing it again! [votes: 10] Jack continues to taunt the puppies showing in the conformation class. [votes: 9] Yuck! The cat just kissed me! [votes: 9] This is what I think of your idea. [votes: 8] Peanut Butter Crackers.... YUM! [votes: 8] This is what I think of me going to the vet! [votes: 8] blaahh! that cat tasted awful!! [votes: 7] I know how many licks it takes til I get to the center of the tootsie pop! [votes: 5] Cat got my tongue! Ouch. [votes: 5] Cat food should taste like CAT. [votes: 5] Hurry with the envelope! I'm dryin' out here! [votes: 4] Having had his tongue rolled up in the window, Jack pondered his next move. [votes: 2] Now I'm their stamp licker. [votes: 1] Jack was angry......but he was a gentleman! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 368 [April 4, 2010 - 70 entries]

		Jumpin Jack Splash [votes: 46]	Mike B.
		CANNNNONNNNBALLLLLLL [votes: 27]	bevansley
		Russell rescue! [votes: 19]	annie
	Honorable Mentions Release the Kraken! [votes: 17] It's always, Jack, Go Fetch the Fish. [votes: 15] She thinks I'm just a dumb dog. But around that bend there's a 800ft waterfall. [votes: 9] Jack Knife! [votes: 9] Be right back mom! I have to go free Willy. [votes: 8] Excuse me, but did I just hear the Bungie Cord snap? [votes: 6] Jack the dipper. [votes: 6] New event - go to water to get to ground. [votes: 5] Don't they know I'm a great swimmer. I don't need this stinkin vest. [votes: 4] This is going to be sooo cold! [votes: 3] I'm telling you it is stupid to jump out of a perfectly good boat! [votes: 3] Be right back - gotta take a leak. [votes: 3] Marco... [votes: 3] An example of Jack handle failure. [votes: 3] I hope this thing floats! [votes: 2] Here BUOY, here BUOY, come back! [votes: 2] dive....dive....dive... [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 367 [March 28, 2010 - 70 entries]

		I know they think of me as their kid....but this is ridiculous. [votes: 25]	bevansley
		Ah, a bowl of cocoa puffs and SpongeBob... can't get any better'n this! [votes: 22]	millie's mom
		Gordon couldn't deal with the day until his Fruit-Loops were done and Spongebob was over. [votes: 19]	Herman
	Honorable Mentions And thank you God for the food we are about to receive. [votes: 15] Gordon had breakfast with Sponge Bob every morning. [votes: 14] Sometimes, you have to go to ground... Other times, you just need to go to table. [votes: 13] Sometimes waiting for Rocky and Bullwinkle could be tedious. [votes: 9] Jack paused, realizing he had just ate the remote... [votes: 8] Breakfast club. [votes: 8] The vet warned Jack to put down his spoon and remote and get out there and run. [votes: 7] Jack always has to sit at the little kids table. [votes: 6] Jack was expanding his body, if not his intellect. [votes: 5] Oh jeez, it's so hard using a spoon without thumbs! I keep spilling my milk. [votes: 4] For me the best part of watching TV is deciding which character I want to chase. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 366 [March 21, 2010 - 162 entries]

		The jack goes in the trunk, not under the hood! [votes: 26]	Lorna
		Jack of all trades! [votes: 25]	PJ
		I see your problem, there's a cat in your fanbelt. [votes: 18]	suez
	Honorable Mentions I thought you said this thing had 300 horses......where are they? [votes: 17] JRTCA certified mechanic at work. [votes: 16] Ok Mom crank it! [votes: 14] Oh, I see what's wrong! Didn't you have a black and white cat? [votes: 13] I'm sure the problem has nothing to do with all those bones I've hidden in here... [votes: 11] Anything that squeeks, has to be alive. [votes: 11] There seems to be a squirrel stuck in the intake valve... that can't be good! [votes: 10] Jack declares yet another recall. [votes: 5] Yep, it's a Hemi! [votes: 5] And me with a hot date tonight. [votes: 2] Okay,we will just SEE who wins the racing championship next time! [votes: 2] Do I have to do everything around here? [votes: 1] Squirrel squirrel squirrel. [votes: 1] I fixed Mom's car, but I blew my fuse when I saw Dad playing catch with the neighbor's dog. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 365 [March 14, 2010 - 139 entries]

		The Captain secretly thought his crew was a bunch of babies. [votes: 35]	Peg C
		Captain Jack [votes: 33]	peanut's pop
		There's a little Captain Jack in all of us. [votes: 26]	Gizmo
	Honorable Mentions I said "Paddle", not "Piddle"! [votes: 16] I'm the only two year old here who can swim. [votes: 15] "Just sit right back and you'll hear a tail...." [votes: 11] Jacks Bare Belly Boat Tours was Booming! [votes: 10] Row, you scurvy dogs! [votes: 8] Babe watch. [votes: 7] ... and humans don't believe in spaying and neutering - really! [votes: 7] Row! Row! Row! Somebody Row! [votes: 6] A three hour tour... a three hour tour. [votes: 5] No shirts, no shoes and Captains don't wear pants either!! [votes: 4] OK, who brought the oars? [votes: 4] Stay focused crew...we're almost there! [votes: 3] I hope i get paid for this! [votes: 2] Carry on luggage must fit in the overhead compartment or under your seats! [votes: 2] HELLO, is anybody working here? [votes: 1] I've heard of a motley crew, but this is ridiculous! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 364 [March 7, 2010 - 119 entries]

		Jack regretted his hardwoodflooraphobia. [votes: 35]	Herman
		Wait on it, wait on it... [votes: 26]	Zacery Tee
		Be afraid, Tennis Ball... Be very afraid! [votes: 21]	sophie rose
	Honorable Mentions You know how this is going to go. [votes: 14] If Yoda can lift a spaceship, I can lift that ball. [votes: 10] Game, Match, Set, Jack. [votes: 10] Go ahead make my day. [votes: 9] I can almost taste your delicate yellow fuzz, please roll my way! [votes: 8] Jack patiently awaits the inevitable attack. [votes: 7] Amazingly the ball froze, waiting for Jack to blink. [votes: 6] You are history, Dunlop. [votes: 6] I saw it move, really I did. [votes: 5] Boy, that cat left a big fur ball! [votes: 5] Come to Daddy! [votes: 5] Blink I dare you. [votes: 3] Oh, that succulent green... [votes: 3] You know you want me! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 363 [March 7, 2010 - 109 entries]

		Jack Rabbits [votes: 28]	Shingle Oak
		I'm pretty sure one of us is adopted. [votes: 24]	suez
		This is the last time I'll ever use an on-line dating agency. [votes: 20]	Derek
	Honorable Mentions Jack was fooled momentarily by Peter's clever disguise. [votes: 19] What happens on the farm stays on the farm. [votes: 18] If I go in there, will I come out looking like that? [votes: 15] Very Bad HARE Day. [votes: 13] The day after the night before....jack hangs his head in shame! [votes: 12] Any bunny home? [votes: 10] Jack pretended not to hear as the barber shouted, "Next!" [votes: 9] Wow, I can have chicken or rabbit for lunch! [votes: 9] Who does your hare? [votes: 8] Come on mom - he smells, don't put me next to him. [votes: 7] He shows up every Easter, looking for goodies. [votes: 6] You don't have to ask me twice! [votes: 1] Do I stay or do I go? [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 362 [Feb 28, 2010 - 126 entries]

		A thousand colours to choose from and he buys me a white ball. [votes: 46]	Derek
		Squirrels bury their nuts for the winter... Jack buries his squirrels for the summer. [votes: 20]	swtmdmboo
		Go to ground? I cant even find the ground. [votes: 20]	john
	Honorable Mentions Neither rain, nor sleet , nor snow....NOTHING stops a Jack Russell. [votes: 16] SNOW to ground. [votes: 12] Where's my cat-sicle? [votes: 8] I wear red during hunting season! [votes: 7] The British are coming! [votes: 7] I'm going to have to start putting on the brakes sooner [votes: 7] Anybody home? [votes: 6] Ummm, the cat is NOT down this hole, I repeat the cat is NOT down this hole. So don't look. [votes: 5] Now where'd I put my bone. [votes: 4] I lost my earmuffs! [votes: 3] Jack was always a slave to fashion. [votes: 3] Digging for accessories. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 361 [Feb 21, 2010 - 125 entries]

		What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine. [votes: 32]	Mary Lou
		The smell from your shoe killed my little friend. [votes: 26]	terri
		But...he laughed at my ears! [votes: 21]	gaijin5
	Honorable Mentions IF I WAS GUILTY, MY EARS WOULD BE UP...OOPS. [votes: 15] Proof that 9 out of 10 JRT prefer Squirrel over shoe! [votes: 15] What? I did NOTHING, I found him like this! [votes: 14] Give me the other sneaker and I let him go! [votes: 11] Two new chew toys, isn't life grand!! [votes: 10] Walk away and don't look back, it'll be over in a minute. [votes: 10] Walk away or I'll add you to the collection. [votes: 8] Oh yes I did!!!! And I'm proud of it! [votes: 6] JRT Trophies. [votes: 5] If the shoe fits... [votes: 3] I come in peace... I bring you gifts... [votes: 3] My favorite things. [votes: 3] All in a days work... [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 360 [Feb 14, 2010 - 140 entries]

		Did you REALLY think the cat was gonna float?!?! [votes: 52]	ShannanC19
		Canine baywatch! [votes: 19]	Boraya
		I don't think Mr. Scruffers is coming back. [votes: 12]	Nick
	Honorable Mentions Trust me kid, dock diving isn't for sissies. [votes: 11] Ain't no water dog in my pedigree. How about you? [votes: 11] This is my favorite sushi spot, Junior. [votes: 10] Dad - I don't think this is a good idea! [votes: 10] Hey dad, look, is that the cat that used to live with us? Nevermind son, just look away. [votes: 9] I think I dropped the bone in this area. [votes: 5] Go ahead, Junior! The water's warm. Honest. [votes: 5] I swear it was there before you walked up! [votes: 5] Go ahead...I'll be right behind you...I swear!!! [votes: 5] I wonder what we'll catch today? [votes: 4] What did you say that was? [votes: 4] Son...I'll wait here...you swim for help! [votes: 4] Hey Dad, we're gonna need a bigger dock... [votes: 3] You go first little one, I have your back!! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 359 [Feb 7, 2010 - 108 entries]

		I don't know what it is...but I'm killing it. [votes: 30]	bevansley
		SNOW DAY! NO OBEDIENCE SCHOOL! [votes: 22]	moira
		Vancouver, HERE I COME !!!! [votes: 21]	Jan
	Honorable Mentions It's mine, it's mine, I saw it first, whatever it is. [votes: 20] I got it! I got it! I got it! [votes: 19] Jack Frost [votes: 14] Throw one more at me and you'll be eating yellow snow. [votes: 10] The snow matrix.. [votes: 10] Mmmmm, a snow biscuit! [votes: 8] How am I supposed to catch it without thumbs? [votes: 7] Happy Happy Joy Joy! [votes: 7] Yes, we can throw snowballs too. [votes: 7] Neutered Jack knows there's no balls like snowballs. [votes: 5] Come to Daddy! [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 358 [Jan 31, 2010 - 123 entries]

		It's okay buddy... I do it in here all the time! [votes: 39]	Squiggy
		If you happen to find a squirrel in there, it's mine... [votes: 27]	Dextersmom
		Push it over, then we both can play in the dirt. [votes: 20]	Pat
	Honorable Mentions I won't tell if you won't. [votes: 13] Mom won't recognize this when we get finished. [votes: 13] Hey kid, I don't think you should eat that! [votes: 13] You go first. [votes: 11] yeah, I saw him, the cat stuck your GI Joe with the Kung Fu grip in this plant! [votes: 8] I told the cat this wasn't a good hiding place. [votes: 8] Yup...I fertilized it good! [votes: 8] This is your fault. [votes: 6] Quick, kid, hide in here before anyone sees your outfit. [votes: 6] I didn't move it - did you? [votes: 4] Jack! is that a cat's tail in the dirt? [votes: 3] Finders keepers. [votes: 2] Jack begs to water the planter. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 357 [Jan 24, 2010 - 154 entries]

		Ah...my own personal Jack-cuzi! [votes: 54]	gaijin5
		Huh. Cats sink. Who knew?? [votes: 38]	Jill
		I .. can.. almost... reach... the... [votes: 23]	Ken
	Honorable Mentions Bottoms Up! [votes: 14] I am really liking this new water dish. [votes: 14] This sure beats drinking out of the toilet at our house. [votes: 13] How much longer before the cat stops kicking? [votes: 11] Can someone please come shampoo me? [votes: 9] Drink or Swim? [votes: 8] I just love watching the cat go in circles when the drain is opened. [votes: 7] The cat can only swim so long... [votes: 4] Jack regretted the "bargain" vacation immediately. [votes: 4] This will not end well... [votes: 2] You'll never take me alive! [votes: 2] Oh, the woes of having a seven-year old put in charge of your care! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 356 [Jan 17, 2010 - 138 entries]

		Those look just like what the vet took from me! [votes: 20]	Herman
		Dear God, thank you for the meal I am about to enjoy... [votes: 17]	Bernie
		I'm telling you, you need to be afraid! [votes: 15]	carol
	Honorable Mentions Look, you've got to tell them the necklace is cheesy. [votes: 14] Request permission to approach the bench. [votes: 12] You ate my mouse! I can still smell it on your breath! [votes: 12] YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!! [votes: 10] Wait for it....wait... [votes: 9] I see you've been hitting the catnip a little hard lately. [votes: 9] This the "Before" picture to last weeks Caption Contest #356. [votes: 6] Oh I am so sorry - I didn't know that was your sister. [votes: 5] Obituary Picture. [votes: 5] What to do today?!, What to do today?! [votes: 4] You MUST remember me, I LIVE with you. [votes: 4] I hope this is just a visit! [votes: 4] Don't feel so bad. My legs are too short. [votes: 4] I could get up there if I wanted. [votes: 3] Aw, don't be mad, I only gave her a little sniff. [votes: 3] If looks could kill. [votes: 3] Kids, time for Dinner. [votes: 3] How much do I owe you? [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 355 [Jan 10, 2010 - 105 entries]

		Okay...Ready?!?! Make a wish!!! [votes: 34]	ShannanC19
		Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am... [votes: 28]	honey
		Cat Test Dummy. [votes: 18]	Jorro
	Honorable Mentions Torn between two rovers. [votes: 17] Divide and conquer! [votes: 14] You let go first! No, YOU let go first! No, You let go first! [votes: 13] On the bark of three we pull the legs off. [votes: 13] Mr. Cat is totally about to experience seperation anxiety if ya know what I mean. [votes: 13] If you think this is good wait until we get a real one! [votes: 12] Why is it still smiling? [votes: 7] Shall we split the proceeds? [votes: 6] Cat's face says it all... [votes: 5] Catnip [votes: 4] Jack 's class - How to treat a cat 101. [votes: 3] I know it's your toy. i just thought we could do something together for a change. [votes: 3] We will see who gets the biggest piece. [votes: 2] A catastrophic lunch. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 354 [Jan 3, 2010 - 121 entries]

		Sorry I thought you were Mike Vick. [votes: 41]	gizmo
		Jack the Ripper!! [votes: 25]	Lesley Chambers
		Ring the doorbell, pay the price. [votes: 16]	Lilly Mae
	Honorable Mentions Barbie was bad enough, but the Ken guy had to go. [votes: 13] Tails I Win ... Heads you Lose! [votes: 13] Heads will roll if Jack is displeased. [votes: 12] Head games. [votes: 12] I told you, if you didn't take me to the terrier trial, heads would roll! [votes: 8] Looks like he didn't read the "GUARD DOG ON DUTY" sign. [votes: 7] Call it, heads or tails... [votes: 6] Oh Sorry, was this a friend of yours? [votes: 5] Don't bite the head that feeds you. [votes: 4] Look what the cat dragged in! [votes: 4] I better put this back - it doesn't have a squeaker in it! [votes: 4] He bit off more than he can chew! [votes: 3] Jack's separation anxiety was over the top. [votes: 3] I think I yanked a little too hard... [votes: 2]

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