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Jack Russell Picture Caption Contest Results

The following are the results from our Picture Caption Contests for 2010.

Results from Contest # 403 [December 26, 2010 - 128 entries]


Contest #403 1st place You said not to get my feet dirty. [votes: 60]  allie
2nd place What? [votes: 23]  Marty
3rd place Next time, you go get the stick! [votes: 14]  Brian
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Hello0000000.... Mudda! [votes: 13]
  • Okay.....I'm ready for the ride home now. [votes: 11]
  • I wanted to see how I would look as a brunette. [votes: 11]
  • I went to ground and brought it back with me. [votes: 11]
  • Is there something on my face? [votes: 10]
  • I need a hug! [votes: 5]
  • The way you are looking at me, I guess I'm in trouble now!!! [votes: 5]
  • Do Not Dare even mention bath time!! [votes: 4]
  • Well, that was fun, let's eat. [votes: 4]
  • You should have seen what I looked like BEFORE I went in the water! [votes: 4]
  • Some go green, I go brown... [votes: 4]
  • You should see the other guy. [votes: 3]
  • Why did you let me do that? [votes: 3]
  • Cats definitely can not swim. [votes: 2]
  • We really need to clean out the pool. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 402 [December 19, 2010 - 86 entries]


Contest #402 1st place Oh Christmas tree! Oh Christmas tree! get this sweater off 'a me!!!! [votes: 22]  KristenWJ
2nd place Why are we going outside? There's a tree right here! [votes: 19]  Dextersmom
3rd place To jump, or not to jump, that is the question! [votes: 15]  Rita
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Wouldn't you know, the one I want is on the very top! [votes: 11]
  • Oh if you are a real angel...please save me from this nightmare! [votes: 10]
  • Don't say it, Grandma made it. [votes: 10]
  • Santa baby, put a sable under the tree. [votes: 9]
  • I said I wanted a cat UNDER the tree. [votes: 8]
  • To his horror, Jack discovers the Festivus Aluminum Pole has been decorated! [votes: 8]
  • OOOOO, shiny! [votes: 7]
  • It moved! Did you see it move?!!? [votes: 7]
  • The tree's fake, the coat's fake, what next? [votes: 6]
  • Pleeeease Santa I need a new coat. [votes: 4]
  • Jack just loved his christmas cat coat. [votes: 4]
  • Prepare to die tree. [votes: 3]
  • See what Santa brought me for Christmas. [votes: 1]
  • A cat, for the top of the tree? That is just WRONG! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 401 [December 12, 2010 - 136 entries]


Contest #401 1st place I'm not getting a signal yet...try putting your left ear out... [votes: 17]  Lilo's mom
2nd place Save a horse... ride a human. [votes: 14]  Nikki
3rd place I can see Alaska from up here, and Russia too. [votes: 13]  easyriderstable
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I found her frozen like this, still texting, only her thumb could move, Teens! [votes: 12]
  • I can't see a cell tower for miles. We're lost. [votes: 11]
  • 10 million colors to choose from and you decide to throw a white tennis ball! [votes: 11]
  • Don't worry I got your back! [votes: 9]
  • rrriiicccooolllaaahhh!! [votes: 8]
  • Quick, call for reinforcements! Snowball bombardment on rear and right flank. [votes: 7]
  • When it comes to winter squirrel hunts, Jack uses his resources wisely. [votes: 7]
  • If you are checking your I-phone for the weather, let me help. COLD! [votes: 7]
  • Maybe if you paid your phone bill, we wouldn't be stuck out here! [votes: 6]
  • Hunting is important, stop texting! [votes: 5]
  • You have gotta love these sherpas! [votes: 4]
  • Yes, I can see it now...it's a very big snowman! [votes: 4]
  • Hold still. I can barely count the number of wolves in that pack. [votes: 3]
  • Oh my gosh, it's Oprah and Gail! Quick, hand me the camera! [votes: 3]
  • Jack just loves backpacking in the snow. [votes: 2]
  • Everyone needs a backup. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 400 [December 5, 2010 - 105 entries]


Contest #400 1st place Mom! He's doing it again! [votes: 38]  Emily Skelton
2nd place Smooth Coat Snobbery [votes: 23]  Jill
3rd place Ever since licking the frozen hydrant he just wasn't the same. [votes: 15]  Hermann
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Jack was on the fence when it came to french kissing... [votes: 14]
  • I've seen where that tongue has been, and I refuse to go anywhere near it. [votes: 12]
  • Jill lets Jack know exactly how she feels about his new Guy Fieri look. [votes: 9]
  • Just kissed a cat and I didn't like it... [votes: 8]
  • He started it.....I did not......You did too... [votes: 8]
  • Ha-ha. Mom loves me best. [votes: 7]
  • I know you are, but what am I? [votes: 6]
  • Can I bite him? Just once, please... [votes: 5]
  • How humiliating. He won and still stuck his tongue out at me. [votes: 3]
  • Last ditch effort at defense. [votes: 2]
  • Quick! Hand me some pepper! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 399 [November 28, 2010 - 112 entries]


Contest #399 1st place This is even more humiliating than last year's Christmas card with the garden gnome! [votes: 29]  Jill
2nd place Hey, got another jacket for my little buddy? He's frozen solid here! [votes: 24]  Sonny
3rd place Jack gets ready for his LLBean catalog shoot. [votes: 23]  swtmdmboo
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Jack's red tux delighted his date. [votes: 13]
  • I hate Christmas card pictures!! [votes: 13]
  • Jacket Russell. [votes: 11]
  • I'm fully vested... he isn't. [votes: 9]
  • He's adopted. [votes: 8]
  • Say hello to my little friend. [votes: 6]
  • Don't let the look fool you - he ate the cat. [votes: 6]
  • Sometimes I get the feeling that somebody's whispering about me behind my back. [votes: 6]
  • We have a rock solid friendship. [votes: 5]
  • I know it's not a squirrel, but I caught it and I'm keeping it! [votes: 5]
  • Don't make eye contact - don't make eye contact! [votes: 4]
  • This is my Facebook friend..... he's fake. [votes: 4]
  • So I date out of my species... what of it? [votes: 3]
  • I can sit here as long as you can. [votes: 2]
  • It is too early for this... [votes: 1]
  • Nature bites!! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 398 [November 21, 2010 - 125 entries]


Contest #398 1st place I already went............ in the house! [votes: 29]  carol
2nd place Okay,I may be young, but I'm not pulling your finger! [votes: 22]  Ken
3rd place Why does he keep doing that? [votes: 18]  Nancy
 
Honorable Mentions
  • sit! sit! sit! sit! SIT! SIT! SIT!................ SIT! [votes: 17]
  • Okay, I'll stay ... until I see a squirrel. [votes: 13]
  • To bite or not to bite; that is the question. [votes: 10]
  • No, kitty is not burried there. [votes: 8]
  • Am I supposed to look at your finger or where you are pointing? [votes: 8]
  • You want me to do what? [votes: 8]
  • Why do I always get picked last? [votes: 5]
  • Don't even think about it! [votes: 4]
  • Definitely a Michelangelo moment. [votes: 4]
  • Go there? Are you kidding? [votes: 4]
  • Young Jack is learning to read sign language. [votes: 3]
  • Looking cute won't cut it! [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 397 [November 14, 2010 - 158 entries]


Contest #397 1st place I was just bringing it to you, honest... [votes: 27]  Marilyn
2nd place RUH ROH! [votes: 20]  Susan Stoltz
3rd place Was this yours? [votes: 17]  Thom
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Remember, before you get mad: Thanksgiving is when we share with others... [votes: 16]
  • Mine. [votes: 15]
  • Yikes, I thought everyone went to bed. [votes: 13]
  • I found it on the floor... after I knocked it off the table. Five Second Rule applies, doesn't it? [votes: 11]
  • Hot Pocket - Cat flavored [votes: 10]
  • Do you really want it back? [votes: 8]
  • Well, are you going to believe what you see or what I tell you about this? [votes: 8]
  • I did NOT take it from the table. Why would you say such a thing? [votes: 8]
  • I don't know what happened to your lunch. [votes: 5]
  • I could just run... they would NEVER catch me. [votes: 5]
  • Wasn't me... [votes: 4]
  • Got milk? [votes: 4]
  • The rest is buried next to the cat. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 396 [November 7, 2010 - 127 entries]


Contest #396 1st place How long does time-OUT last? [votes: 31]  Pat
2nd place I promise my paws are clean. Just look. [votes: 29]  Toby
3rd place Don't make me use the puppy face... [votes: 21]  meghan
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Just quit with the 'knock-knock' jokes and let me in! [votes: 15]
  • Helloooooo in there. [votes: 14]
  • What happened to the 'No Dog Left Behind' program? [votes: 11]
  • It's not a party without me you know. [votes: 9]
  • Baby, it's cold outside! [votes: 8]
  • Ok, I buried the cat. Can I come back in now? [votes: 7]
  • I'll tell you something you don't know about Stacey if you let me in. [votes: 6]
  • Back from vacation and no-one has the housekeys. [votes: 5]
  • Hoarder Jack summons the courage to ask for help. [votes: 5]
  • Get out here and clean off the deck! [votes: 4]
  • Send out the milk or the shoes get chewed! [votes: 3]
  • Get me any angrier and I'll stand on one leg! [votes: 3]
  • No one knows what goes on behind the screen door. [votes: 3]
  • That Capt Crunch decoy trick won't work anymore...let me in, please! [votes: 3]
  • His reflection only reminded him of how odd his master really looked. [votes: 1]
  • Trick or treat! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 395 [October 24, 2010 - 174 entries]


Contest #395 1st place If I order now I get free shipping. [votes: 23]  Erich Bender
2nd place Much to Jack's chagrin, he discovers he cannot order red squirrels for home delivery online. [votes: 22]  Jill
3rd place Thats ok, she thinks I am a gray squirrel from South Carolina! I love the internet! [votes: 13]  Zackery
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Best. Google. Search. EVER!! [votes: 12]
  • Jack was shocked to see his cyber girl was not the hot redhead he expected! [votes: 11]
  • Jack knew it was bad. But he just couldn't keep off the squirrel websites. [votes: 11]
  • You have your "Food Network", I've got mine. [votes: 10]
  • My favorite site: Soontobedeadsquirrel.com [votes: 10]
  • Jack moniters squirrels on his webcam & takes squirrel hunting into the 21st Century. [votes: 9]
  • I'll just print this and post "lost squirrel, reward offered..." [votes: 8]
  • Hmmm...I think Match.com is barking up the wrong tree with this one... [votes: 6]
  • Closer, closer... [votes: 6]
  • Jack is using a mouse to catch a squirrel...how "irodent". [votes: 5]
  • Jack secretly had "friended" Scamps in his Facebook account. [votes: 3]
  • Delete delete delete [votes: 3]
  • Jack prepares to download Trojan Squirrel Virus. [votes: 3]
  • I hope this computer is still under warranty! [votes: 3]
  • Their affair was doomed, when Jack discovered he liked nuts more than she did! [votes: 3]
  • Watch this... [votes: 2]
  • Thank Goodness for the internet, it's vermin all the time! [votes: 2]
  • This is how he looked before I met him, he doesn't look that good any more. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 394 [October 17, 2010 - 135 entries]


Contest #394 1st place Look! Cat bait! [votes: 32]  sam's dad
2nd place They were much more fun when they were flopping around. [votes: 26]  Joplins Mom
3rd place I saw it move. Did you see it move? I saw it move! [votes: 24]  jkrslkay
 
Honorable Mentions
  • How did I get into the Cat's dream? [votes: 17]
  • Can I roll on that? [votes: 16]
  • Jack now began to understand cat breath. [votes: 14]
  • Six little fishies, all in a row; hook, line, and sinker, no place to go! [votes: 12]
  • What kind of muzzle is that? [votes: 10]
  • How do they get them in those little cans? [votes: 8]
  • I'm keeping my mouth shut around here! [votes: 8]
  • Jack was glad his leash was never used like that! [votes: 8]
  • One for me, one for them... two for me, one for them. [votes: 7]
  • 6 to 0 in 2.5 Seconds. [votes: 6]
  • Dinner for Mon, Tues, Wed, Thur, Fri and Sat.....then Sunday...leftovers!!! [votes: 5]
  • Sea Trout - It's what's for diner! [votes: 4]
  • WOW! I better work on my sad face. [votes: 4]
  • My sole for a hamburger. [votes: 4]
  • Now THIS IS A TRIAL !!!!! [votes: 3]
  • I could run with that one. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 393 [October 10, 2010 - 115 entries]


Contest #393 1st place Hey, do I make fun of the teddy bear YOU sleep with? [votes: 31]  Lori
2nd place It's not a doll, It's an Action Figure!!! [votes: 23]  3 Jack Night
3rd place The wings come off in 3...2...1... [votes: 17]  Melinda
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I don't care if it is cute. If it moves, I'm gonna eat it! [votes: 16]
  • I hate it when the tooth fairy comes BEFORE they fall out! [votes: 15]
  • No, I have not seen Peter Pan! Now buzz off! [votes: 14]
  • I can't sleep with her watching me! [votes: 11]
  • Every Jack needs a little fairy dust before The National Trials. [votes: 10]
  • Somebody help me! Make it go away! [votes: 9]
  • The fairy's last appearance. [votes: 7]
  • I will never live this down! [votes: 4]
  • That cat thinks it's so funny... [votes: 3]
  • I wanna believe. [votes: 3]
  • Hey, get your eyes off my fairy! [votes: 2]
  • This is a test. It is only a test... [votes: 2]
  • Yikes, I'll never bark at the Peter Pan Video again, I promise! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 392 [October 3, 2010 - 116 entries]


Contest #392 1st place The car came equipped with the optional pup-holders. [votes: 40]  Herman
2nd place Jack on ice. [votes: 22]  Ziggy
3rd place I still can't see out the window, this stinks... [votes: 16]  Sassy's mom
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I need a taller booster seat. [votes: 13]
  • Chillin' [votes: 13]
  • Jacks! Always keep a fresh one on ice. [votes: 10]
  • That ain't lemonade. [votes: 7]
  • Wait till they see what I left them. [votes: 7]
  • Jack your seat is a flotation device. [votes: 5]
  • Jack has the coolest seat of all! [votes: 4]
  • Find my happy place...find my happppy placeeeee... [votes: 4]
  • Ah, no. This is MY lunch. [votes: 4]
  • I think I'm gonna be sick! [votes: 3]
  • Are we there yet?? [votes: 3]
  • I just made a boo boo. [votes: 3]
  • Go fast. [votes: 2]
  • If you want a rootbeer then bring me the cat! [votes: 2]
  • Nobody gets between me and my dog food hamper. Nobody! [votes: 2]
  • We're gonna need a bigger boat! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 391 [September 26, 2010 - 104 entries]


Contest #391 1st place A Jack, his Jill and a tennis ball. Life doesn't get any better than this! [votes: 27]  Pam
2nd place Son, when I was a pup, I had to walk to obedience school barefoot in the snow... [votes: 17]  kvines
3rd place Uh oh! Did you hear a car door slam?? [votes: 14]  Sniggy
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Dad, it's okay, the mailman will be back tomorrow! [votes: 12]
  • You are the apple of my eye, honey, but what's that cat doing in that tree out there? [votes: 11]
  • Oh Jack! You, me, the ball. Want more kids? [votes: 10]
  • I've got you babe... [votes: 10]
  • Dog day afternoon. [votes: 9]
  • The world's just like a window. When yer in, ya wanna get out. When yer out, ya wanna get in. [votes: 9]
  • Are you thinking what I'm thinking? [votes: 9]
  • Look! Paul is getting bathed using a hose! [votes: 7]
  • The Honeymooners. [votes: 7]
  • What plays in Vegas stays in Vegas! [votes: 5]
  • OMG you dated a Ruff Coat! [votes: 5]
  • And this one time at go to ground camp... [votes: 4]
  • They're HEERREE. [votes: 3]
  • Whadayamean, the fog comes on little cat feet? [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 390 [September 19, 2010 - 129 entries]


Contest #390 1st place I am not in my happy place. [votes: 34]  Barbara
2nd place I spend 8 hours getting the smell just right and he has to wash it off. Not fair! [votes: 29]  jkrslkay
3rd place Remember it's the hand that feeds me, remember it's the hand that feeds me. [votes: 16]  carol
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Jumpin Jack Bath. [votes: 13]
  • Why? Every so often they do this! Why? [votes: 11]
  • You know I'll get even for this. Water flows many ways. [votes: 10]
  • Cold water! Cold water! [votes: 9]
  • Unless you leash me after this, I'm going back to the mud puddle! [votes: 6]
  • That skunk's not going to get away with this! [votes: 6]
  • This is totally unnecessary. She was just a poodle. [votes: 6]
  • A little more to the left, yeah, that's the spot! [votes: 5]
  • If you can't lead Jack to the shower, bring the shower to Jack. [votes: 5]
  • I'm not really happy about this, [votes: 4]
  • Hope the cat does not see this, it's humiliating. [votes: 4]
  • If wanted to take a bath, I would have done it myself in the water bowl. [votes: 4]
  • Wait till the cat realizes he's next. Hehehehe... [votes: 3]
  • You've got the wrong dog! I swear I'm innocent! [votes: 3]
  • Just because YOU want to be clean, doesn't mean I want to be clean!!! [votes: 3]
  • When I am clean, I am 51%. [votes: 3]
  • Ok, I promise not to pee in the bathtub next time. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 389 [September 12, 2010 - 147 entries]


Contest #389 1st place Don't just stand there - grab a shovel! [votes: 19]  Captain Jack's Mom
2nd place I hope it's deep enough, it's the LAST time I'm burying this cat! [votes: 18]  Pat
3rd place What? [votes: 17]  sam's dad
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Is this deep enough for the umbrella? [votes: 14]
  • Life's a 'ditch'! [votes: 14]
  • Again, put the camera down, go get some butter, and I'll get the crab. [votes: 13]
  • What hole? [votes: 13]
  • Can YOU dig it? [votes: 11]
  • It's the pirates life for me! [votes: 10]
  • Ooh, just wait till high tide comes in. Here kitty, kitty, kitty.... [votes: 8]
  • Hey kid, my hole is better and you have a shovel. [votes: 8]
  • Even on vacation, Jack maintains his Go-to-Ground training. [votes: 8]
  • What do you mean it is to early to dig, It is NEVER to early to dig. [votes: 5]
  • I'm on vacation. [votes: 4]
  • Jack's idea of spring break. [votes: 4]
  • You wouldn't be laughing if it was YOUR dinner you were trying to retrieve! [votes: 3]
  • Practicing for the go to ground. [votes: 1]
  • You do realize I will require a bath!!! [votes: 1]
  • Whadaya mean, "Go to ground?"...I been tryin' for 8 hours! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 388 [September 5, 2010 - 84 entries]


Contest #388 1st place SEAL training. [votes: 19]  Norm
2nd place Jack had obviously bit off more then he could chew. [votes: 17]  Prince Zack
3rd place Ok, my serve. [votes: 16]  Vic
 
Honorable Mentions
  • It wasn't this difficult when the seal did it! [votes: 13]
  • They're gonna put me in Sea World. [votes: 11]
  • Uhh, a little help here... [votes: 10]
  • You kids REALLY don't want this back, do you??? [votes: 10]
  • Mustnotpop mustnotpop mustnotpop... [votes: 8]
  • Who picked out this toy anyway? Couldn't you find something a llittle smaller? [votes: 6]
  • I think I have something stuck in my teeth. [votes: 6]
  • They said bounce it, not bite it!! [votes: 5]
  • I got it! At least I think I do! [votes: 5]
  • I wish I had a bigger mouth! [votes: 4]
  • Jack would have been better off just hitting the ball with the top of his head... [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 387 [August 29, 2010 - 99 entries]


Contest #387 1st place Oh, man, I can't wait to roll around on your carcass... [votes: 21]  Herman
2nd place Whew!....and they say my breath stinks! [votes: 18]  Pat
3rd place HOLY CARP. [votes: 17]  cARP
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Bait to catch the cat.... check. [votes: 15]
  • We are gonna need a bigger boat!!! [votes: 12]
  • When does it start singing? [votes: 11]
  • I usually win staring contests, but this guy's a real challenge. [votes: 10]
  • Holly mackerel. [votes: 8]
  • Forget it buddy. I've tried sitting still with my mouth open but it didn't get me any extra treats. [votes: 7]
  • Fetch?! I thought you said "Fish". [votes: 6]
  • Oh, no! I'm stuck in a cat dream! [votes: 6]
  • Yuck! Cat food! [votes: 6]
  • Whats he carping on about? [votes: 4]
  • Wait until my Go to Ground buddies get a load of this! [votes: 4]
  • I don't think anyone will miss just the head!! [votes: 2]
  • Don't you roll you're eyes at me! [votes: 1]
  • You just had to swim in the deep end! [votes: 1]
  • Fillet, broiled, fried...the possibilities are endless! [votes: 1]
  • Where's your leash, buddy? [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 386 [August 22, 2010 - 103 entries]


Contest #386 1st place Did it move? No... Did it move? No... Did it move? No... [votes: 23]  Ken
2nd place This was a LOT more fun before we ate the hamster! [votes: 22]  Divot
3rd place He is just no fun, look he's fainted again! [votes: 19]  Queen Lilly
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Check out the sqeaker in this toy. [votes: 17]
  • If I knew how it got in there, don't you think I could tell you how to get it out? [votes: 15]
  • I hate this new package but it keeps them fresher longer. [votes: 13]
  • Don't worry little buddie, we're going to bust you out of there. [votes: 12]
  • Crunchy on the outside, Chewy in the center! [votes: 12]
  • Either I need glasses, or your future is real fuzzy. [votes: 6]
  • Ya think there's a treat in there? [votes: 5]
  • Lunch!! [votes: 5]
  • Jack watched as Jill put her mind to it... [votes: 5]
  • The future looks great for you my friend, lots of go to grounds, lots of fun... [votes: 4]
  • I see in your future a juicy hamster... [votes: 3]
  • Double Dribble! [votes: 3]
  • We looked everywhere, and can't find Mr. Juju anywhere. [votes: 3]
  • The vet gave this to me after i was neutered. [votes: 3]
  • If this is the latest trend for dog crates, then we're in trouble. [votes: 3]
  • Jack and Jill window shop for new toys for the kids. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 385 [August 15, 2010 - 168 entries]


Contest #385 1st place The dreaded cone of "licklessness". [votes: 19]  oz
2nd place Jack on his way to see his Personal Injury lawyer. [votes: 18]  daisy's mom
3rd place You could see the gears turning as Jack plotted his revenge. [votes: 17]  ken
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I come in peace. [votes: 13]
  • You ought to see the other guy! [votes: 12]
  • Cat 1 Jack 0 [votes: 11]
  • I wear the cone. The cone does not wear me. [votes: 11]
  • Do me a favor and scratch behind my ear. [votes: 8]
  • Hey-I'm picking up Animal Planet with this thing! [votes: 8]
  • Wanna see my impression of a floor lamp? [votes: 8]
  • Just keep tossing the treats in! [votes: 7]
  • Stupid porcupine. [votes: 7]
  • "RCA" Dog [votes: 6]
  • Okay, I had it done.......do we have to advertise it to the world? [votes: 6]
  • I'm doin' the best I can, Captain! [votes: 5]
  • Yes, this particular model comes with a windshield. [votes: 5]
  • I just hate it when it rains! [votes: 4]
  • Gemme a break...this won't fit in a fox hole. [votes: 3]
  • Boy, this isn't all that I'm mad about! [votes: 3]
  • Jack wanted to try out his Halloween costume: a garbage disposal. [votes: 3]
  • This is the last time i play truth or dare! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 384 [August 8, 2010 - 131 entries]


Contest #384 1st place Jumpin' Jack Splash! [votes: 45]  Genna Magan
2nd place Cannon Ball! [votes: 23]  agarcia
3rd place Hot fun in the Summertime! [votes: 19]  Genna Magan
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Jack the Dipper! [votes: 14]
  • Splash And Go! [votes: 12]
  • Gonna need some more water here, lots more water! [votes: 11]
  • Splish-splash, I'm taking a bath! [votes: 7]
  • Was jack actually walking on water?..... discuss. [votes: 7]
  • Ah life is good! [votes: 6]
  • Shark Week!!! [votes: 6]
  • LAND SHARK! [votes: 6]
  • Where's the rest of the pool?! [votes: 6]
  • Pool's open! [votes: 5]
  • Bath - I defy you! [votes: 5]
  • Marco? Polo? [votes: 4]
  • Jack could only hope the children would not return anytime soon! [votes: 4]
  • How I love the smell of a wet dog! [votes: 3]
  • COME ON IN.....THE WATER'S FINE!!! [votes: 2]
  • Wipe out! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 383 [August 1, 2010 - 134 entries]


Contest #383 1st place Ahhh...thank goodness for air-conditioning! [votes: 34]  Antoinette
2nd place When they renovated the kitchen, they put in this fabulous bun warmer just for me! [votes: 28]  Jill
3rd place Air Dry!! [votes: 14]  jkrslkay
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Half of me wants a belly rub...half wants a nap! BOTH will do!! [votes: 12]
  • Being raised by opossums - Joe's first reaction when he is in trouble... [votes: 10]
  • It's not the heat, it's the humidity... [votes: 10]
  • Cool buns. [votes: 10]
  • I always play dead when I have to go to obedience class. [votes: 9]
  • Jack has a nip of the 'ol cooking sherry yet again. [votes: 9]
  • CSI's only clue was the air conditioning vent but no one wanted to touch it. [votes: 7]
  • I know it doesn't look nice, but I'm comfortable. [votes: 7]
  • Rollover, interrupted. [votes: 7]
  • Free and breezy. [votes: 6]
  • I love it when I get to the pizza delivery first. [votes: 5]
  • Went-to-ground dog. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 382 [July 25, 2010 - 133 entries]


Contest #382 1st place Our middle child is quite ... unique. [votes: 23]  Lori
2nd place Hey, there is a smell in here and I know it's not me. [votes: 20]  Jen
3rd place There are not enough cookies in the world to make up for this... [votes: 18]  SpitFyre
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Our wagon comes equipped with a siren. Just pull his tail. [votes: 17]
  • Larry, Moe, and Curly. [votes: 16]
  • Jack The Sitter. [votes: 15]
  • They are contained, now what do you want me to do? [votes: 15]
  • Babe magnet. [votes: 9]
  • One of the triplets talked funny, but everyone loved him anyway. [votes: 8]
  • You do know I can't understand a thing they are saying! [votes: 6]
  • Heeeelp! [votes: 5]
  • 1st you tell me to sit at the childrens table, now you want me to ride with them? [votes: 5]
  • These guys need treats! Hurry up. [votes: 4]
  • There's always room for one more! [votes: 4]
  • Help, I'm surrounded by hairless dogs. [votes: 4]
  • Why do I have to ride with the kids? [votes: 3]
  • The cats understood "MUSH" and soon they would overtake the SUV. [votes: 1]
  • Can I please stay in the car? I promise not to chew the upolstery! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 381 [July 11, 2010 - 150 entries]


Contest #381 1st place Go on admit it, you're strangely and compulsively attracted to me aren't you? [votes: 23]  Derek Field
2nd place Say Cheese? Did you say cheese? I like cheese! [votes: 22]  sam's dad
3rd place I know something you don't know. [votes: 18]  jkrslkay
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Cheeeese. [votes: 15]
  • I have 5,956 facebook friends, how many do you have? [votes: 15]
  • This will be a great passport photo. [votes: 15]
  • What hamster? [votes: 14]
  • Well, now that you have noticed, there was a bit of a problem with the cat... [votes: 14]
  • Nope, Wasn't Me! [votes: 11]
  • Smell? What Smell?? [votes: 11]
  • Admit it, you adore me. [votes: 11]
  • What missing cookie? I've not seen nor eaten it. Did you ask the rest of the family? [votes: 10]
  • Trust me, I'm great with cats! [votes: 9]
  • I heard it was rude to chew your cat with your mouth full. [votes: 9]
  • I don't have my teeth in. [votes: 8]
  • I'm not opening my mouth whatever you say... [votes: 7]
  • Do not attempt to adjust your television set, I am in control. [votes: 7]
  • I love cats. [votes: 6]
  • I have minty fresh breath too! [votes: 6]
  • Why, Johnny Ringo. You like someone just walked over your grave. [votes: 5]
  • All this picture taking is getting a little annoying... [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 380 [July 4, 2010 - 141 entries]


Contest #380 1st place Roll him again....let's see if we get a six! [votes: 85]  Melinda
2nd place And the moment came when Jack Jr realized he had been spotted. [votes: 19]  swtmdmboo
2nd place I think we should call him etcetera... [votes: 19]  Mary Lou
 
Honorable Mentions
  • www.jackrussellDOTcom [votes: 12]
  • Now, you sit right there until you get your story straight. [votes: 10]
  • It's small and squeaky, but I feel the need to protect it instead of hurt it. Strange. [votes: 8]
  • You guys have about 30 seconds before I go jurassic on you. [votes: 7]
  • He's smart like me, but he looks just like you! [votes: 6]
  • The name is Ellipsis; 3dots. I know it is odd. My parents were old hippies. [votes: 6]
  • Is he supposed to look like that? [votes: 6]
  • What 3 dot rule? [votes: 5]
  • You can't deny this one, it looks just like you! [votes: 4]
  • I bet your name's SPOT. [votes: 4]
  • I dunno...He looks more like that jack down the street than me... [votes: 4]
  • Yeah I got 3 spots on my back, but at least I dont have 1 spot on my butt like you guys. [votes: 2]
  • All we need is one with 4 spots and we have lucky 7! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 379 [June 27, 2010 - 108 entries]


Contest #379 1st place Put your right foot in, take your right foot out.....u grab the critter and u shake it all about... [votes: 40]  Shingle Oak
2nd place Diggin a hole, diggin a hole, diggin a hole, diggin a hole... [votes: 25]  jkrslkay
3rd place They will never find the cat here. [votes: 24]  kristyvines
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Cat's about yea big, so the hole has to be... [votes: 21]
  • My GPS said I left a bone right here. [votes: 14]
  • And they said I have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder!! [votes: 13]
  • Can you dig it? [votes: 11]
  • I sure do wish the would get their own post hole digger! [votes: 10]
  • Dog gone it! I broke a nail. [votes: 7]
  • This is my favorite thing to do. [votes: 4]
  • I hate moving day and trying to find all of my bones. [votes: 4]
  • I'm outta here! [votes: 3]
  • Ignore me will ya! I'll go to ground myself! [votes: 3]
  • Jack does what a dog's gotta do. [votes: 2]
  • In the hole again, just can't wait to be in the hole again. [votes: 2]
  • You can't get away silly wabbit. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 378 [June 20, 2010 - 101 entries]


Contest #378 1st place I'm just pooped, but he is stoned! [votes: 26]  Frank G.
2nd place I've exhausted myself trying to get that pig to play ball. [votes: 22]  Lily's Mom
3rd place I hate when the beer goggles wear off! [votes: 18]  Tam Bone
 
Honorable Mentions
  • No more pig jokes! My sides are killing me! [votes: 16]
  • My roomate's a real pig. [votes: 16]
  • Was it worth it? Oh yea... [votes: 14]
  • You think I look bad ? Look at the pig! [votes: 12]
  • He goes to ground... but it's weird to watch. [votes: 10]
  • A face only a mother could love. [votes: 10]
  • He started it. [votes: 5]
  • I like my bacon extra crispy. [votes: 4]
  • Hog Heaven! [votes: 3]
  • Jack's home with dinner! [votes: 3]
  • My eyebrows are gone! [votes: 3]
  • Ahhh Bacon...it's not just for breakfast anymore! [votes: 3]
  • I think I need glasses and a bath. [votes: 3]
  • Another job well done! [votes: 2]
  • I LOVE bacon! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 377 [June 13, 2010 - 87 entries]


Contest #377 1st place I bet those fancy Westminster dog's can't drink and pee at the same time. [votes: 27]  Sophies Mom
2nd place Multitasking! [votes: 21]  Amy
3rd place These fountain drinks just go right through me. [votes: 20]  Sophies Mom
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Got a little captain in ya? [votes: 16]
  • In with the new, out with the old. [votes: 12]
  • Jack the SIPPER! [votes: 11]
  • Has the cat come out of the waterslide yet? [votes: 8]
  • Boy, what a dog has to go through to get a drink around here! [votes: 6]
  • Mountain Hooch for a mountain pooch. [votes: 6]
  • A full service station for jacks. [votes: 5]
  • Emptying and filling at the same time. [votes: 5]
  • Mountain dew. [votes: 5]
  • Jack thinks holding his leg up will allow him to hold more water. [votes: 3]
  • Excrement marks the spot! [votes: 2]
  • Jack is having another pipe dream. [votes: 1]
  • Camping out has had its better days. [votes: 1]
Webmaster Note: A caption was removed from contest 377 due to a user complaint.

Results from Contest # 376 [June 6, 2010 - 162 entries]


Contest #376 1st place Am I breaking your heart yet? [votes: 26]  jkrslkay
2nd place If they can't close it, they can't leave. [votes: 23]  Peg C
3rd place Carry-on Jack. [votes: 16]  Ken
 
Honorable Mentions
  • No I don't have separation issues... [votes: 12]
  • I'll be vewy, vewy qwiet. [votes: 12]
  • They cant leave home with out me. [votes: 12]
  • Do you think I have room for a ball? [votes: 11]
  • I miss them already. [votes: 9]
  • The customs officer was not amused. [votes: 9]
  • Whaddya mean you have nothing to declare? I'm priceless! [votes: 9]
  • I took my tags off, so i won't set off the metal detector! [votes: 9]
  • I'm packed. [votes: 7]
  • Nobody in here but us thongs. [votes: 5]
  • I'm leaving on a jet plane... [votes: 4]
  • I'm Going to Disney World! [votes: 3]
  • The 'berth' of a Jack. [votes: 3]
  • Still to cheap to buy the travel crate huh? Carry on AGAIN! NOOOO! [votes: 3]
  • I never leave home without my jack! [votes: 3]
  • Has anyone seen the dog? [votes: 2]
  • Junk in the Trunk. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 375 [May 30, 2010 - 115 entries]


Contest #375 1st place You were right - the cat can't swim. [votes: 22]  diane
2nd place Towel please. [votes: 21]  Jeff Kipp
3rd place I'll have a cat & coke, please! [votes: 18]  stemlodge
 
Honorable Mentions
  • That's the LAST time that cat pushes me in! [votes: 16]
  • Barko? Polo! Barko? Polo! Here I come... [votes: 16]
  • This is NOT a Jackuzzi! [votes: 14]
  • Potty? noooooooo not any more... [votes: 12]
  • You would think that they would have a pool ladder that was doggie friendly. [votes: 7]
  • Since when did they get a pool?! [votes: 7]
  • If you don't pee in my pool, I won't drink out of your toilet. [votes: 7]
  • Yep, wet dogs smell GREAT! [votes: 5]
  • Yes, I like pina coladas... [votes: 5]
  • Wow! Does anyone else smell wet dog? [votes: 5]
  • I'm 51% dry. [votes: 4]
  • I'll be glad when they get this jacuzzi fixed, my legs are killing me. [votes: 3]
  • It's not cold, it's refreshing. [votes: 2]
  • I think I'm ready for the English Channel. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 374 [May 23, 2010 - 101 entries]


Contest #374 1st place Little Ditty 'Bout Jack & Diane... [votes: 26]  Julz
2nd place We're the woofers. [votes: 25]  Jackie's Mom
3rd place Two Jacks - just in case! [votes: 21]  Thom
 
Honorable Mentions
  • The guitarist was a crooked gambler and hid a pair of Jacks in his case. [votes: 17]
  • We had to pull some strings to get this new doggy bed... [votes: 14]
  • I'm Rhythm, he's Blues. [votes: 12]
  • On the road again. [votes: 12]
  • If he drops another quarter on my head, I'm gonna pee all over this case! [votes: 10]
  • For his next selection our owner will play Hit the Road Jack. [votes: 10]
  • It's only rock n' roll but we like it. [votes: 8]
  • Told you the begging would get us a permanent gig! [votes: 5]
  • Mister, can you spare a dime? [votes: 5]
  • I hope she doesn't set us out on the sidewalk for tips again... [votes: 5]
  • Will work for food! [votes: 5]
  • Guess we're gonna hafta howl for our supper. [votes: 3]
  • Play with me next! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 373 [May 16, 2010 - 132 entries]


Contest #373 1st place Cat? What Cat? I don't see a Cat. [votes: 33]  Rita
2nd place Say "I'm a dumb kitty!" Say it!! Say it!! I am not getting up til you do... [votes: 28]  Mary Mc
3rd place On Top Of Old Smokey [votes: 19]  Pat
 
Honorable Mentions
  • You said you wanted a cat sitter. [votes: 18]
  • Well, you told me not to sit on the furniture... [votes: 15]
  • Much to Jack's disappointment, Kitty won this round of musical chairs. [votes: 14]
  • Jack's catsitting rates are very competitive. [votes: 12]
  • I swear it's legal! I saw this move on WWF! [votes: 9]
  • Squatter's rights! [votes: 7]
  • Jack loved his new tempur-catric. [votes: 5]
  • Cat: the seat cushion of choice for Jacks with discriminating tastes. [votes: 5]
  • Hey, has anyone seen the cat? He was here a minute ago. [votes: 5]
  • This bed is lumpy. [votes: 5]
  • Hey cat! How do you like me now? [votes: 4]
  • I so win! [votes: 3]
  • Look, Ma... no hands!! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 372 [May 9, 2010 - 134 entries]


Contest #372 1st place I kissed a cat and I liked it! [votes: 30]  Chris
2nd place Oh yeah? Make me. [votes: 27]  Sophies Mom
3rd place Show me the rule in the manual that says I can't use it. [votes: 23]  Derek Field
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Treed by a cat, How humiliating. [votes: 16]
  • I marked it, it's mine! [votes: 15]
  • You two go get a few more cats so it can be even when I take y'all on. [votes: 9]
  • I'll take the top bunk. [votes: 9]
  • Dad knew there was a problem when Jack started 'playing house' with the cats. [votes: 7]
  • The kids reenact the siege of Masada. [votes: 6]
  • Can't Touch Me [votes: 6]
  • Yes, you can kiss this toy goodbye! [votes: 5]
  • Kiss of death. [votes: 5]
  • The cats put Jack on a pedestial hoping this would bode well for the future. [votes: 4]
  • And then there were two... [votes: 3]
  • Jack mistakenly thinks he's safe [votes: 2]
  • 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.... (insert fighting noise here). [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 371 [May 2, 2010 - 156 entries]


Contest #371 1st place When I smell like that they make me go outside... [votes: 40]  Divot
2nd place Cool! It has a squeaker!! [votes: 16]  kryswyn
3rd place OK, she's cute, but what does she do? [votes: 14]  AnnieP
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I still say I'm cuter. [votes: 13]
  • What is it? Can we send it back? [votes: 12]
  • I'm way cuter and I will never ask for money. [votes: 12]
  • He'll never pass JRTCA breed standards. [votes: 12]
  • Are you sure that was his tail that you had docked? [votes: 11]
  • Do you think she looks more like my side of the family or yours? [votes: 11]
  • Omg!! What is that??!! Why is it looking at me?! [votes: 10]
  • I bet they name him Jack. [votes: 9]
  • Is that my new squeaky toy? [votes: 9]
  • Excuse me! Isn't that MY pillow? [votes: 8]
  • Big head, realy big head... [votes: 7]
  • Hope I'm showing enough interest... [votes: 5]
  • Replaced with something with thumbs! [votes: 4]
  • You're replacing me with that? [votes: 3]
  • A new puppy...l feel your pain. [votes: 2]
  • Is he my new jr. handler? [votes: 2]
  • I don't see the point, it can't even go to ground! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 370 [April 25, 2010 - 118 entries]


Contest #370 1st place Four on the floor. [votes: 31]  Norm
2nd place Playing dead will not prevent the vet appointment... [votes: 29]  Lilly Mae
3rd place You just never know when you may need a floor jack. [votes: 25]  Frank P
 
Honorable Mentions
  • A good Jack Russell is a tired Jack Russell. [votes: 20]
  • Known for their high energy and instinctive love of the hunt, the Jack Russell... oh. [votes: 19]
  • Just wake me when we get there... [votes: 15]
  • Jack was floored by the new cat scented air freshener. [votes: 9]
  • Playing possum gave Jack deniability for the cat's current condition. [votes: 6]
  • Jack rode always shotgun... well kind of... [votes: 6]
  • All these Toyota recalls are killing me! [votes: 6]
  • Jack thought by hiding under the seat, he'd avoid the breathalizer test. [votes: 4]
  • Oh man, what a night. Did anyone get the number of that truck? [votes: 4]
  • If that cell phone interrupts my nap one more time, it's history! [votes: 3]
  • You drive awhile. [votes: 3]
  • Jack volunteers to co-pilot on the drive to nationals. [votes: 3]
  • This guy's weekend is just to much for me. [votes: 2]
  • Comes standard with the vehicle. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 369 [April 18, 2010 - 111 entries]


Contest #369 1st place Ever vigilant, Jack once again gave the rasberries to the dog catcher. [votes: 21]  Hermann
2nd place Collar .......too tight !!! [votes: 20]  Norm
3rd place Can't make me. [votes: 18]  Penelope
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Is it me or did that cat taste a little funny? [votes: 12]
  • 250 Christmas cards to send and she doesn't get self adhesive stamps. [votes: 12]
  • Does my tongue taste funny to you? [votes: 11]
  • MOM he's doing it again! [votes: 10]
  • Jack continues to taunt the puppies showing in the conformation class. [votes: 9]
  • Yuck! The cat just kissed me! [votes: 9]
  • This is what I think of your idea. [votes: 8]
  • Peanut Butter Crackers.... YUM! [votes: 8]
  • This is what I think of me going to the vet! [votes: 8]
  • blaahh! that cat tasted awful!! [votes: 7]
  • I know how many licks it takes til I get to the center of the tootsie pop! [votes: 5]
  • Cat got my tongue! Ouch. [votes: 5]
  • Cat food should taste like CAT. [votes: 5]
  • Hurry with the envelope! I'm dryin' out here! [votes: 4]
  • Having had his tongue rolled up in the window, Jack pondered his next move. [votes: 2]
  • Now I'm their stamp licker. [votes: 1]
  • Jack was angry......but he was a gentleman! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 368 [April 11, 2010 - 70 entries]


Contest #368 1st place Jumpin Jack Splash [votes: 46]  Mike B.
2nd place CANNNNONNNNBALLLLLLL [votes: 27]  bevansley
3rd place Russell rescue! [votes: 19]  annie
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Release the Kraken! [votes: 17]
  • It's always, Jack, Go Fetch the Fish. [votes: 15]
  • She thinks I'm just a dumb dog. But around that bend there's a 800ft waterfall. [votes: 9]
  • Jack Knife! [votes: 9]
  • Be right back mom! I have to go free Willy. [votes: 8]
  • Excuse me, but did I just hear the Bungie Cord snap? [votes: 6]
  • Jack the dipper. [votes: 6]
  • New event - go to water to get to ground. [votes: 5]
  • Don't they know I'm a great swimmer. I don't need this stinkin vest. [votes: 4]
  • This is going to be sooo cold! [votes: 3]
  • I'm telling you it is stupid to jump out of a perfectly good boat! [votes: 3]
  • Be right back - gotta take a leak. [votes: 3]
  • Marco... [votes: 3]
  • An example of Jack handle failure. [votes: 3]
  • I hope this thing floats! [votes: 2]
  • Here BUOY, here BUOY, come back! [votes: 2]
  • dive....dive....dive... [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 367 [April 4, 2010 - 70 entries]


Contest #367 1st place I know they think of me as their kid....but this is ridiculous. [votes: 25]  bevansley
2nd place Ah, a bowl of cocoa puffs and SpongeBob... can't get any better'n this! [votes: 22]  millie's mom
3rd place Gordon couldn't deal with the day until his Fruit-Loops were done and Spongebob was over. [votes: 19]  Herman
 
Honorable Mentions
  • And thank you God for the food we are about to receive. [votes: 15]
  • Gordon had breakfast with Sponge Bob every morning. [votes: 14]
  • Sometimes, you have to go to ground... Other times, you just need to go to table. [votes: 13]
  • Sometimes waiting for Rocky and Bullwinkle could be tedious. [votes: 9]
  • Jack paused, realizing he had just ate the remote... [votes: 8]
  • Breakfast club. [votes: 8]
  • The vet warned Jack to put down his spoon and remote and get out there and run. [votes: 7]
  • Jack always has to sit at the little kids table. [votes: 6]
  • Jack was expanding his body, if not his intellect. [votes: 5]
  • Oh jeez, it's so hard using a spoon without thumbs! I keep spilling my milk. [votes: 4]
  • For me the best part of watching TV is deciding which character I want to chase. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 366 [March 28, 2010 - 162 entries]


Contest #366 1st place The jack goes in the trunk, not under the hood! [votes: 26]  Lorna
2nd place Jack of all trades! [votes: 25]  PJ
3rd place I see your problem, there's a cat in your fanbelt. [votes: 18]  suez
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I thought you said this thing had 300 horses......where are they? [votes: 17]
  • JRTCA certified mechanic at work. [votes: 16]
  • Ok Mom crank it! [votes: 14]
  • Oh, I see what's wrong! Didn't you have a black and white cat? [votes: 13]
  • I'm sure the problem has nothing to do with all those bones I've hidden in here... [votes: 11]
  • Anything that squeeks, has to be alive. [votes: 11]
  • There seems to be a squirrel stuck in the intake valve... that can't be good! [votes: 10]
  • Jack declares yet another recall. [votes: 5]
  • Yep, it's a Hemi! [votes: 5]
  • And me with a hot date tonight. [votes: 2]
  • Okay,we will just SEE who wins the racing championship next time! [votes: 2]
  • Do I have to do everything around here? [votes: 1]
  • Squirrel squirrel squirrel. [votes: 1]
  • I fixed Mom's car, but I blew my fuse when I saw Dad playing catch with the neighbor's dog. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 365 [March 21, 2010 - 139 entries]


Contest #365 1st place The Captain secretly thought his crew was a bunch of babies. [votes: 35]  Peg C
2nd place Captain Jack [votes: 33]  peanut's pop
3rd place There's a little Captain Jack in all of us. [votes: 26]  Gizmo
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I said "Paddle", not "Piddle"! [votes: 16]
  • I'm the only two year old here who can swim. [votes: 15]
  • "Just sit right back and you'll hear a tail...." [votes: 11]
  • Jacks Bare Belly Boat Tours was Booming! [votes: 10]
  • Row, you scurvy dogs! [votes: 8]
  • Babe watch. [votes: 7]
  • ... and humans don't believe in spaying and neutering - really! [votes: 7]
  • Row! Row! Row! Somebody Row! [votes: 6]
  • A three hour tour... a three hour tour. [votes: 5]
  • No shirts, no shoes and Captains don't wear pants either!! [votes: 4]
  • OK, who brought the oars? [votes: 4]
  • Stay focused crew...we're almost there! [votes: 3]
  • I hope i get paid for this! [votes: 2]
  • Carry on luggage must fit in the overhead compartment or under your seats! [votes: 2]
  • HELLO, is anybody working here? [votes: 1]
  • I've heard of a motley crew, but this is ridiculous! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 364 [March 14, 2010 - 119 entries]


Contest #364 1st place Jack regretted his hardwoodflooraphobia. [votes: 35]  Herman
2nd place Wait on it, wait on it... [votes: 26]  Zacery Tee
3rd place Be afraid, Tennis Ball... Be very afraid! [votes: 21]  sophie rose
 
Honorable Mentions
  • You know how this is going to go. [votes: 14]
  • If Yoda can lift a spaceship, I can lift that ball. [votes: 10]
  • Game, Match, Set, Jack. [votes: 10]
  • Go ahead make my day. [votes: 9]
  • I can almost taste your delicate yellow fuzz, please roll my way! [votes: 8]
  • Jack patiently awaits the inevitable attack. [votes: 7]
  • Amazingly the ball froze, waiting for Jack to blink. [votes: 6]
  • You are history, Dunlop. [votes: 6]
  • I saw it move, really I did. [votes: 5]
  • Boy, that cat left a big fur ball! [votes: 5]
  • Come to Daddy! [votes: 5]
  • Blink I dare you. [votes: 3]
  • Oh, that succulent green... [votes: 3]
  • You know you want me! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 363 [March 7, 2010 - 109 entries]


Contest #363 1st place Jack Rabbits [votes: 28]  Shingle Oak
2nd place I'm pretty sure one of us is adopted. [votes: 24]  suez
3rd place This is the last time I'll ever use an on-line dating agency. [votes: 20]  Derek
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Jack was fooled momentarily by Peter's clever disguise. [votes: 19]
  • What happens on the farm stays on the farm. [votes: 18]
  • If I go in there, will I come out looking like that? [votes: 15]
  • Very Bad HARE Day. [votes: 13]
  • The day after the night before....jack hangs his head in shame! [votes: 12]
  • Any bunny home? [votes: 10]
  • Jack pretended not to hear as the barber shouted, "Next!" [votes: 9]
  • Wow, I can have chicken or rabbit for lunch! [votes: 9]
  • Who does your hare? [votes: 8]
  • Come on mom - he smells, don't put me next to him. [votes: 7]
  • He shows up every Easter, looking for goodies. [votes: 6]
  • You don't have to ask me twice! [votes: 1]
  • Do I stay or do I go? [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 362 [Feb 28, 2010 - 126 entries]


Contest #362 1st place A thousand colours to choose from and he buys me a white ball. [votes: 46]  Derek
2nd place Squirrels bury their nuts for the winter... Jack buries his squirrels for the summer. [votes: 20]  swtmdmboo
2nd place Go to ground? I cant even find the ground. [votes: 20]  john
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Neither rain, nor sleet , nor snow....NOTHING stops a Jack Russell. [votes: 16]
  • SNOW to ground. [votes: 12]
  • Where's my cat-sicle? [votes: 8]
  • I wear red during hunting season! [votes: 7]
  • The British are coming! [votes: 7]
  • I'm going to have to start putting on the brakes sooner [votes: 7]
  • Anybody home? [votes: 6]
  • Ummm, the cat is NOT down this hole, I repeat the cat is NOT down this hole. So don't look. [votes: 5]
  • Now where'd I put my bone. [votes: 4]
  • I lost my earmuffs! [votes: 3]
  • Jack was always a slave to fashion. [votes: 3]
  • Digging for accessories. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 361 [Feb 21, 2010 - 125 entries]


Contest #361 1st place What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine. [votes: 32]  Mary Lou
2nd place The smell from your shoe killed my little friend. [votes: 26]  terri
3rd place But...he laughed at my ears! [votes: 21]  gaijin5
 
Honorable Mentions
  • IF I WAS GUILTY, MY EARS WOULD BE UP...OOPS. [votes: 15]
  • Proof that 9 out of 10 JRT prefer Squirrel over shoe! [votes: 15]
  • What? I did NOTHING, I found him like this! [votes: 14]
  • Give me the other sneaker and I let him go! [votes: 11]
  • Two new chew toys, isn't life grand!! [votes: 10]
  • Walk away and don't look back, it'll be over in a minute. [votes: 10]
  • Walk away or I'll add you to the collection. [votes: 8]
  • Oh yes I did!!!! And I'm proud of it! [votes: 6]
  • JRT Trophies. [votes: 5]
  • If the shoe fits... [votes: 3]
  • I come in peace... I bring you gifts... [votes: 3]
  • My favorite things. [votes: 3]
  • All in a days work... [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 360 [Feb 14, 2010 - 140 entries]


Contest #360 1st place Did you REALLY think the cat was gonna float?!?! [votes: 52]  ShannanC19
2nd place Canine baywatch! [votes: 19]  Boraya
3rd place I don't think Mr. Scruffers is coming back. [votes: 12]  Nick
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Trust me kid, dock diving isn't for sissies. [votes: 11]
  • Ain't no water dog in my pedigree. How about you? [votes: 11]
  • This is my favorite sushi spot, Junior. [votes: 10]
  • Dad - I don't think this is a good idea! [votes: 10]
  • Hey dad, look, is that the cat that used to live with us? Nevermind son, just look away. [votes: 9]
  • I think I dropped the bone in this area. [votes: 5]
  • Go ahead, Junior! The water's warm. Honest. [votes: 5]
  • I swear it was there before you walked up! [votes: 5]
  • Go ahead...I'll be right behind you...I swear!!! [votes: 5]
  • I wonder what we'll catch today? [votes: 4]
  • What did you say that was? [votes: 4]
  • Son...I'll wait here...you swim for help! [votes: 4]
  • Hey Dad, we're gonna need a bigger dock... [votes: 3]
  • You go first little one, I have your back!! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 359 [Feb 7, 2010 - 108 entries]


Contest #359 1st place I don't know what it is...but I'm killing it. [votes: 30]  bevansley
2nd place SNOW DAY! NO OBEDIENCE SCHOOL! [votes: 22]  moira
3rd place Vancouver, HERE I COME !!!! [votes: 21]  Jan
 
Honorable Mentions
  • It's mine, it's mine, I saw it first, whatever it is. [votes: 20]
  • I got it! I got it! I got it! [votes: 19]
  • Jack Frost [votes: 14]
  • Throw one more at me and you'll be eating yellow snow. [votes: 10]
  • The snow matrix.. [votes: 10]
  • Mmmmm, a snow biscuit! [votes: 8]
  • How am I supposed to catch it without thumbs? [votes: 7]
  • Happy Happy Joy Joy! [votes: 7]
  • Yes, we can throw snowballs too. [votes: 7]
  • Neutered Jack knows there's no balls like snowballs. [votes: 5]
  • Come to Daddy! [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 358 [Jan 31, 2010 - 123 entries]


Contest #358 1st place It's okay buddy... I do it in here all the time! [votes: 39]  Squiggy
2nd place If you happen to find a squirrel in there, it's mine... [votes: 27]  Dextersmom
3rd place Push it over, then we both can play in the dirt. [votes: 20]  Pat
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I won't tell if you won't. [votes: 13]
  • Mom won't recognize this when we get finished. [votes: 13]
  • Hey kid, I don't think you should eat that! [votes: 13]
  • You go first. [votes: 11]
  • yeah, I saw him, the cat stuck your GI Joe with the Kung Fu grip in this plant! [votes: 8]
  • I told the cat this wasn't a good hiding place. [votes: 8]
  • Yup...I fertilized it good! [votes: 8]
  • This is your fault. [votes: 6]
  • Quick, kid, hide in here before anyone sees your outfit. [votes: 6]
  • I didn't move it - did you? [votes: 4]
  • Jack! is that a cat's tail in the dirt? [votes: 3]
  • Finders keepers. [votes: 2]
  • Jack begs to water the planter. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 357 [Jan 24, 2010 - 154 entries]


Contest #357 1st place Ah...my own personal Jack-cuzi! [votes: 54]  gaijin5
2nd place Huh. Cats sink. Who knew?? [votes: 38]  Jill
3rd place I .. can.. almost... reach... the... [votes: 23]  Ken
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Bottoms Up! [votes: 14]
  • I am really liking this new water dish. [votes: 14]
  • This sure beats drinking out of the toilet at our house. [votes: 13]
  • How much longer before the cat stops kicking? [votes: 11]
  • Can someone please come shampoo me? [votes: 9]
  • Drink or Swim? [votes: 8]
  • I just love watching the cat go in circles when the drain is opened. [votes: 7]
  • The cat can only swim so long... [votes: 4]
  • Jack regretted the "bargain" vacation immediately. [votes: 4]
  • This will not end well... [votes: 2]
  • You'll never take me alive! [votes: 2]
  • Oh, the woes of having a seven-year old put in charge of your care! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 356 [Jan 17, 2010 - 138 entries]


Contest #356 1st place Those look just like what the vet took from me! [votes: 20]  Herman
2nd place Dear God, thank you for the meal I am about to enjoy... [votes: 17]  Bernie
3rd place I'm telling you, you need to be afraid! [votes: 15]  carol
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Look, you've got to tell them the necklace is cheesy. [votes: 14]
  • Request permission to approach the bench. [votes: 12]
  • You ate my mouse! I can still smell it on your breath! [votes: 12]
  • YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!! [votes: 10]
  • Wait for it....wait... [votes: 9]
  • I see you've been hitting the catnip a little hard lately. [votes: 9]
  • This the "Before" picture to last weeks Caption Contest #356. [votes: 6]
  • Oh I am so sorry - I didn't know that was your sister. [votes: 5]
  • Obituary Picture. [votes: 5]
  • What to do today?!, What to do today?! [votes: 4]
  • You MUST remember me, I LIVE with you. [votes: 4]
  • I hope this is just a visit! [votes: 4]
  • Don't feel so bad. My legs are too short. [votes: 4]
  • I could get up there if I wanted. [votes: 3]
  • Aw, don't be mad, I only gave her a little sniff. [votes: 3]
  • If looks could kill. [votes: 3]
  • Kids, time for Dinner. [votes: 3]
  • How much do I owe you? [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 355 [Jan 10, 2010 - 105 entries]


Contest #355 1st place Okay...Ready?!?! Make a wish!!! [votes: 34]  ShannanC19
2nd place Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am... [votes: 28]  honey
3rd place Cat Test Dummy. [votes: 18]  Jorro
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Torn between two rovers. [votes: 17]
  • Divide and conquer! [votes: 14]
  • You let go first! No, YOU let go first! No, You let go first! [votes: 13]
  • On the bark of three we pull the legs off. [votes: 13]
  • Mr. Cat is totally about to experience seperation anxiety if ya know what I mean. [votes: 13]
  • If you think this is good wait until we get a real one! [votes: 12]
  • Why is it still smiling? [votes: 7]
  • Shall we split the proceeds? [votes: 6]
  • Cat's face says it all... [votes: 5]
  • Catnip [votes: 4]
  • Jack 's class - How to treat a cat 101. [votes: 3]
  • I know it's your toy. i just thought we could do something together for a change. [votes: 3]
  • We will see who gets the biggest piece. [votes: 2]
  • A catastrophic lunch. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 354 [Jan 3, 2010 - 121 entries]


Contest #354 1st place Sorry I thought you were Mike Vick. [votes: 41]  gizmo
2nd place Jack the Ripper!! [votes: 25]  Lesley Chambers
3rd place Ring the doorbell, pay the price. [votes: 16]  Lilly Mae
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Barbie was bad enough, but the Ken guy had to go. [votes: 13]
  • Tails I Win ... Heads you Lose! [votes: 13]
  • Heads will roll if Jack is displeased. [votes: 12]
  • Head games. [votes: 12]
  • I told you, if you didn't take me to the terrier trial, heads would roll! [votes: 8]
  • Looks like he didn't read the "GUARD DOG ON DUTY" sign. [votes: 7]
  • Call it, heads or tails... [votes: 6]
  • Oh Sorry, was this a friend of yours? [votes: 5]
  • Don't bite the head that feeds you. [votes: 4]
  • Look what the cat dragged in! [votes: 4]
  • I better put this back - it doesn't have a squeaker in it! [votes: 4]
  • He bit off more than he can chew! [votes: 3]
  • Jack's separation anxiety was over the top. [votes: 3]
  • I think I yanked a little too hard... [votes: 2]

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