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Jack Russell Picture Caption Contest Results

The following are the results from our Picture Caption Contests for 2006.

Results from Contest # 201 [December 31, 2006 - 299 entries]


Contest #201 1st place You'll never guess where I found it!! [votes: 42]  wayne caudill
2nd place I'm still 51% white. [votes: 40]  jo b.
r3rd place Your aim stinks. [votes: 29]  Lori
 
Honorable Mentions
  • After what I went through, this ball is MINE! [votes: 26]
  • I'm Back, now throw it again. [votes: 26]
  • You throw. I fetch. That was the deal. [votes: 25]
  • What? Do I have something in my teeth? [votes: 25]
  • I lost the rabbit, but look what I found! [votes: 25]
  • got mud. [votes: 25]
  • Yes, it was worth it. [votes: 24]
  • Apparently there weren't any squirrels in the mudhole... My bad. [votes: 19]
  • No ball left behind no matter how dirty the job is. [votes: 17]
  • Is there something on my face? [votes: 15]
  • I found the ball. [votes: 13]
  • If you mix dirt, water and a Jack together; this is what you get. [votes: 10]
  • Let's Get a Little Mud on the Tires. [votes: 10]
  • When Off Roading goes bad. [votes: 9]
  • Want a hug? [votes: 8]
  • This is how you play. [votes: 7]
  • Hey when I play fetch, I play fetch. [votes: 6]

Results from Contest # 200 [December 24, 2006 - 299 entries]


Contest #200 1st place Trading Spaces [votes: 61]  Kathy
2nd place Somehow this plan looked better on paper. [votes: 52]  Lisa Valley
r3rd place As you can see, Mr. Bond, the tables have turned! [votes: 36]  Herman
 
Honorable Mentions
  • What is wrong with this picture??? [votes: 35]
  • Don't you hate it when someone calls you a 'Rat Terrier'? [votes: 31]
  • In a cruel twist of fate, Astronaut Jack finds himself on Planet of the Rats. [votes: 27]
  • A Jack's worst nightmare! [votes: 19]
  • Houston we have a problem! [votes: 18]
  • Welcome to my world!! [votes: 14]
  • Scary dream, scary dream!! [votes: 13]
  • In his dreams, Milo the Rat takes first in Go-To-Ground. [votes: 12]
  • There is a file in the chew bone. [votes: 12]
  • I had three wishes, guess what my first one was?? [votes: 12]
  • Reason why Mr. Magoo should not own pets. [votes: 11]
  • I'm innocent, I tell you. Innocent! [votes: 10]
  • ...not a creature was stirring, except for the mouse! [votes: 7]
  • I smell a rat... [votes: 7]
  • Worry the Rat? Worry the Rat? How am I to worry the rat from in here??? [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 199 [December 17, 2006 - 251 entries]


Contest #199 1st place Reason why 99% of pet attacks take place around the holidays. [votes: 46]  Nick S.
2nd place Santa's YELPERS! [votes: 37]  Pat
r3rd place Just for this, we'll be sure to leave you a couple of Yule "logs" underneath the tree. [votes: 25]  tja
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Ho Ho Ho.......we made yellow snow. [votes: 23]
  • Hi, I'm Santa, this is Jack; we left you several presents on the kitchen floor. [votes: 22]
  • You think this is bad?? Just wait til Easter!! [votes: 21]
  • We wish you'd take these hats off, We WISH you'd take these hats off... [votes: 17]
  • Bah and Humbug! [votes: 16]
  • We ate the elves! [votes: 16]
  • Mr. and Mrs. PAWZ. [votes: 14]
  • We're bringing sexy back... [votes: 14]
  • After a few eggnogs, Jack's head felt as big as his hat. [votes: 12]
  • Don't you have a snowman you could degrade...I mean decorate? [votes: 10]
  • Was I bad this year or something? [votes: 10]
  • Santa don't need no stinkin' elves! [votes: 9]
  • Size matters... [votes: 8]
  • Hey, where is the third wise guy? [votes: 5]
  • Jack Frost nipping at your nose... [votes: 5]
  • HO HO HO...you'll shoot your eye out kid!!!! [votes: 4]
  • We are Santa's elves! [votes: 3]
  • Okay, what mall do we hit first? [votes: 3]
  • It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas. [votes: 2]
  • Why me? [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 198 [December 10, 2006 - 236 entries]


Contest #198 1st place Jacquita Banana. [votes: 45]  Baileygirl
2nd place Press it .........I dare ya! [votes: 44]  Mary Meek
r3rd place I AM smiling! [votes: 40]  Erin
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Banana sales dropped after adopting their new spokesperson. [votes: 33]
  • get it off or your leg is gone... [votes: 32]
  • Hi, welcome to Walmart. [votes: 29]
  • You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. [votes: 26]
  • Just doing what the stickers says. [votes: 15]
  • No, you can't have your sticker back. [votes: 13]
  • Not exactly what the inventor had in mind. [votes: 11]
  • The new brand of Jack Russell Pezz Dispensers... [votes: 9]
  • Never trust package directions. [votes: 8]
  • Here, kitty kitty kitty. Free milk. I have catnip. [votes: 7]
  • Defective sticker... [votes: 7]
  • That's one rotten banana! [votes: 6]
  • Why you should always sleep with one eye open. [votes: 4]
  • The sticker made me do it! [votes: 4]
  • It's official: Hell has frozen over! [votes: 4]
  • Don't label me! I'm more than a pretty face! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 197 [December 3, 2006 - 236 entries]


Contest #197 1st place Ever heard of Odor-Eaters? [votes: 40]  Dillon
2nd place Rub my belly! Rub my belly! Rub my belly! [votes: 36]  Ken
r3rd place I couldn't have possibly eaten the cat. My tongue's been stuck to the floor all day. See? [votes: 32]  tja
 
Honorable Mentions
  • You know, from this angle, you should really put on some pants. [votes: 30]
  • Whew......and I thought my breath was bad! [votes: 24]
  • Your turn to lick my feet. [votes: 24]
  • Whoa! I didn't want to see that! [votes: 22]
  • I've fallen and I can't get up!!! [votes: 21]
  • You are definitely not Jellin. [votes: 17]
  • Clearly, I have been de-feeted! [votes: 16]
  • Hey Mama, pour me another egg nog! [votes: 14]
  • You wouldn't bath a guy when he was down and out, would you? [votes: 10]
  • Stop, Drop, Play Dead. [votes: 9]
  • Drama Queen! [votes: 9]
  • This is a good place for a stick up!! [votes: 9]
  • Yes we can see that I' m PLAYING possum, but when do I get to eat one? [votes: 7]
  • The smell is strong with you Luke! [votes: 6]
  • I smell CHEESE. [votes: 6]
  • Please put some clothes on!!! [votes: 6]
  • After searching all these years, Jack confronts BIGFEET! [votes: 5]
  • That's a spicy meatball. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 196 [November 26, 2006 - 284 entries]


Contest #196 1st place Sleeping with the Enemy. [votes: 70]  Roxy
2nd place The coloring is the same, but there's something not quite right about the new guy. [votes: 47]  katie
r3rd place Why Jacks should NEVER let the cat make the eggnog. [votes: 30] [votes: 27]  hmpstd
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Sometimes there's a rough-coat in the litter. [votes: 26]
  • The calm before the storm... [votes: 25]
  • A cat with only 4 lives left. [votes: 23]
  • ...not a creature was stirring, not even a Jack (good thing for the cat). [votes: 20]
  • What's wrong with this picture??? [votes: 17]
  • There's one cat-lover in every bunch. [votes: 14]
  • It's amazing what you can do with Photoshop these days. [votes: 14]
  • JRT Alarm System Malfunction. [votes: 14]
  • Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house... [votes: 13]
  • For thirty hours the cat dared not twitch... [votes: 12]
  • This would never happen in real life. [votes: 8]
  • That is one brave (or stupid) cat!! [votes: 8]
  • One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch... [votes: 7]
  • A miracle. [votes: 7]
  • Santa's little helpers. [votes: 6]
  • Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. [votes: 5]
  • He sees you when you're sleeping!! [votes: 5]
  • You snooze, you lose! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 195 [November 19, 2006 - 375 entries]


Contest #195 1st place I've never felt so humiliated in my life... the cat is laughing. [votes: 64]  Toni K
2nd place What happens in Vegas... Stays in Vegas. [votes: 56]  Fuzz
r3rd place Man, this Halloween costume really CLUCKS. [votes: 27]  Ollie
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Please remove this fowl thing from my head. [votes: 25]
  • Darn this Russells my feathers!!! [votes: 20]
  • I hate my mother. [votes: 17]
  • Everybody needs a little KFC. [votes: 13]
  • I should never have fallen asleep. [votes: 12]
  • There ain't nobody here but us chickens... [votes: 10]
  • Oh man, the sugar rush from the halloween candy wore off. [votes: 8]
  • It's not all its quacked up to be. [votes: 7]
  • When will I ever learn not to bet on the Arizona Cardinals??? [votes: 7]
  • Chicken Little! [votes: 7]
  • Do I have egg on my face?? [votes: 7]
  • When I grow up, I'm writing a book about you. [votes: 6]
  • Cheep tricks. [votes: 6]
  • Will work for food. [votes: 5]
  • One eye Jack... [votes: 5]
  • A wolf in sheep's clothing. [votes: 5]
  • Only if I didn't have this microchip in me. [votes: 5]
  • It's not easy being chicken. [votes: 5]
  • White eggs or brown? [votes: 4]
  • I'm feeling a little chicken today. [votes: 4]
  • Take me to your leader! [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 194 [November 12, 2006 - 253 entries]


Contest #194 1st place How long to you think it will take for the cat to lose his grip on the ceiling fan? [votes: 68]  suez
2nd place That cat can't hang there much longer. [votes: 52]  sydney
r3rd place The lines started forming as early as 2 a.m. for the new Jack holiday toys. [votes: 24]  jo b
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Man! The treat line gets longer every time! [votes: 22]
  • If it falls off the ceiling its mine. [votes: 22]
  • There is always something different about the middle child! [votes: 22]
  • Hear no evil, See no evil, Speak no evil! [votes: 21]
  • Chow line. [votes: 19]
  • Three of a Kind. [votes: 18]
  • Conga line! [votes: 16]
  • Simon says Look Up... [votes: 16]
  • Moe, Larry and Curly. [votes: 14]
  • This place really needs to hire some more help... I've been waiting for 10 seconds!!! [votes: 9]
  • I pledge allegiance to the flag... [votes: 6]
  • Anticipation. [votes: 6]
  • Freeze, and nobody gets hurt! [votes: 5]
  • Doh, Re and Meeee!! [votes: 4]
  • More Ovaltine Please! [votes: 3]
  • The latest more bars, cell phone comerical idea. [votes: 3]
  • Feed us. [votes: 3]
  • Man, who said white Jack's can't jump? [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 193 [November 5, 2006 - 495 entries]


Contest #193 1st place Heeeeeeeeeere's Jacky! [votes: 87]  katie
2nd place Trick or Treat, see my teeth, give me the neighbor's cat to eat!!! [votes: 34]  kvines
r3rd place Ahh...ooo! Werewolves of London... [votes: 26]  Lorna
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I get this strange feeling every full moon... [votes: 24]
  • Be afraid. Be very Afraid. [votes: 22]
  • Stephen King's dog. [votes: 20]
  • How do you like me now! [votes: 19]
  • Must...Eat... Cats... Brains. [votes: 16]
  • Wild Thing, you make my heart sing! [votes: 15]
  • Dogs gone dirty! [votes: 12]
  • A face only Momma could love! [votes: 11]
  • I'm a wild and crazy guy. [votes: 9]
  • I'm dirty and plan to stay this way. [votes: 7]
  • Do I look like I'm ready for conformation judging, huh, do I? [votes: 6]
  • Say your prayers pumpkin!! [votes: 6]
  • If this doesn't win me the Halloween contest, I don't know what will. [votes: 5]
  • A coon's worst nightmare. [votes: 5]
  • BEWARE! This is NO costume! [votes: 5]
  • Step away from the shampoo bottle. [votes: 4]
  • Old Dog Winter. [votes: 2]
  • Damn, I broke a nail! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 192 [October 22, 2006 - 495 entries]


Contest #192 1st place Ruba, Dub, Dub, Three Jacks in a Tub. [votes: 120]  Sydney
2nd place Hi, I'm Larry, this is my brother Darryl, this is my other brother Darryl... [votes: 60]  Carrie
r3rd place If you are a Jack Russell who has been bathed against your will, then call this number. [votes: 53]  Manny K
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I can't believe my luck! Every man's fantasy - a hot tub, and twins!!! [votes: 44]
  • Ok, Who's making the bubbles? [votes: 26]
  • We didn't do it, nobody saw us do it. You can't prove anything. [votes: 23]
  • Do you feel a warm spot?? [votes: 20]
  • Which of these is not like the others? [votes: 17]
  • Larry, Moe and Curly. [votes: 16]
  • But mom, dead snake smells sooo good when you roll in it! [votes: 15]
  • I can explain... [votes: 14]
  • Am I the only one ready for Halloween? [votes: 14]
  • Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil. [votes: 14]
  • Malcolm in the Middle! [votes: 6]
  • Going over the wall. [votes: 5]
  • Please let the dogs out. [votes: 5]
  • Care to join us?????? [votes: 4]
  • Plumbers worst nightmare. [votes: 4]
  • The Three Musketeers. [votes: 4]
  • Got pants? [votes: 2]
  • There is safety in numbers. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 191 [October 15, 2006 - 289 entries]


Contest #191 1st place I hate it when she licks the napkin and cleans my face! [votes: 73]  Tiffany L
2nd place Must...kill...napkin... [votes: 64]  jackzrock
r3rd place Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack gonna nip your finger tips. [votes: 46]  Rowdy Russell
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Go ahead Punk, make my day. [votes: 45]
  • Is all the squirrel out of my teeth? [votes: 39]
  • Some advice if you want to keep that finger... [votes: 32]
  • You wanna piece of me?? [votes: 27]
  • Then I told him, "Squirrel, prepare to die!" [votes: 26]
  • I don't want no stinking tissue! [votes: 25]
  • I Double Dog dare you. [votes: 25]
  • Let's wipe that snarl off your face. [votes: 24]
  • Do I LOOK like I wanna play right now? [votes: 20]
  • I TOLD you NO! [votes: 19]
  • Understand this well, I'm supposed to have a wet and cold nose. [votes: 18]
  • Don't make Hulk angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. [votes: 13]
  • Talk to the teeth; the ears are flat to my head. [votes: 11]
  • He'll be here any moment, how do I look? [votes: 5]
  • I SAID TO GIVE ME A CAPTION! [votes: 5]
  • Do my teeth look yellow to you? [votes: 5]

Results from Contest # 190 [October 1, 2006 - 297 entries]


Contest #190 1st place Mums the Word! [votes: 42]  Jan
2nd place Is there something in my teeth??? [votes: 40]  rosie
r3rd place Gotta get that cat taste out of my mouth. [votes: 38]  Sindy
 
Honorable Mentions
  • She loves me, She loves me not. [votes: 34]
  • I think I just swallowed a bummble bee!? [votes: 34]
  • Please don't eat the Daisies! [votes: 22]
  • No actual flowers were harmed in the making of this picture... [votes: 19]
  • We don't need no stinking flowers! [votes: 18]
  • Feed me and flower wont get hurt [votes: 17]
  • I'm crazy! See, watch! [votes: 17]
  • Jack be nibbling. [votes: 16]
  • Wasn't Me. [votes: 14]
  • Do you like my new grill? [votes: 14]
  • Guess this will do since I can't eat a spinach salad. [votes: 13]
  • Have I gotten your attention, yet? [votes: 12]
  • Don't mess with me.....you could be next! [votes: 10]
  • When the dog food gets low... [votes: 6]
  • Bring on the roses. [votes: 6]

Results from Contest # 189 [October 1, 2006 - 297 entries]


Contest #189 1st place Really, the squirrel was this big! [votes: 94]  Donna4Jacks
2nd place "Y-M-C-A"... [votes: 61]  Jeff G
r3rd place I saw this on "Dancing With The Stars". [votes: 29]  Kat
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I'm tellin' ya, that thermometer was THIS BIG! [votes: 27]
  • Don't make me go all spider monkey on your butt! [votes: 27]
  • Put um up! Put um up! [votes: 20]
  • Turn the fan off! [votes: 17]
  • Crouching Kitty, Hidden Jack. [votes: 13]
  • They tell me if I move to the right the reception will come in better... [votes: 12]
  • Seriously, give me back the remote. [votes: 9]
  • May I have this dance?? [votes: 7]
  • Look Mom, No Fleas. [votes: 7]
  • Hmmmmm, I see the Karate Kid movie marathon is on again. [votes: 6]
  • What would you do for a Klondike bar? [votes: 6]
  • Wax on. Wax off. [votes: 6]
  • Ok everybody dance now!!! [votes: 5]
  • When you can snatch the kibble from my paw, then you shall be ready my son... [votes: 5]
  • Rumba Jack. [votes: 3]
  • cirque de terrier. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 188 [September 24, 2006 - 259 entries]


Contest #188 1st place Geez, Doc, can't you get one of those digital ear thermometers? [votes: 43]  Rosie's Mom
2nd place Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you... [votes: 39]  Buster
r3rd place Ah ooooo, Werewolves of London. [votes: 38]  Amanda S
 
Honorable Mentions
  • RICOLA!!! [votes: 37]
  • Oh solo mio....! [votes: 27]
  • Stellllllaaaaaa Stellllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. [votes: 26]
  • Ain't nothin but a hound dog, cryin' all the time... [votes: 24]
  • Moooooooooon River. [votes: 22]
  • I'm sooooo lonely I could cry. [votes: 20]
  • I've got Sunshine... on a cloudy day. [votes: 15]
  • I sense a disturbance in the Force. [votes: 15]
  • If you stare into the sun long enough... hey, where'd everyone go? [votes: 15]
  • Long, long time ago... I can still remember how that music used to make me howl... [votes: 13]
  • The hills are alive with the sound of music... [votes: 10]
  • The call of the wild. [votes: 9]
  • What do you mean you're out of cat? Get me the manager! [votes: 6]
  • Beam me up, Scotty. [votes: 4]
  • I'll cry if you dont give me a caption. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 187 [September 17, 2006 - 243 entries]


Contest #187 1st place The reason you won is because I ate the rabbit. [votes: 70]  john
2nd place So, you carry your crate with you??? [votes: 51]  Gabby
r3rd place Hmmm...Crunchy on the outside, chewy in the middle! [votes: 40]  Herman
 
Honorable Mentions
  • The tortoise and the glare. [votes: 27]
  • I gotta tell you, I don't even move that slow when I'm sleeping! [votes: 18]
  • How do you like those mobile homes? [votes: 14]
  • If I hear that stupid "Tortoise and the Hare" story one more time, I'm gonna bite you! [votes: 14]
  • I'm falling asleep just watching you slow pokes! [votes: 13]
  • Tell me what you don't like about yourself. [votes: 12]
  • I hate when my dinner is still in the container. [votes: 11]
  • There is NO way I'm losing this staring match. [votes: 11]
  • The service round here is so slow. I ordered the cat salad an hour ago. [votes: 10]
  • The one on the left moved - I saw it. [votes: 10]
  • Whaddya mean YOU"RE going to win the race? That's just CRAZY!!!! [votes: 9]
  • How can you eat that stuff?!? [votes: 7]
  • So, did you come WITH the shell or was it optional equipment? [votes: 7]
  • RRRRUUUUNNNN [votes: 6]
  • You're supposed to lay on your bed, NOT carry it! [votes: 6]
  • You are the MOST BORING dinner guests I have EVER had! [votes: 6]
  • OK I will go with the cable instead of DSL! [votes: 5]
  • The tortoise and the hair. [votes: 5]
  • Errr, can you tell me what happened in 1825? [votes: 4]
  • Jack tries to size up his race opponent. [votes: 4]
  • Is it my birthday? [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 186 [September 10, 2006 - 254 entries]


Contest #186 1st place I ate the cookies and the Elves. [votes: 101]  Donna4Jacks
2nd place Jack's Clubhouse Only. No Humans or Cats Allowed! [votes: 37]  Jennifer
r3rd place Could you hurry up and take the picture. This is HEAVY!! [votes: 25]  Krystal
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Ok everyone be very, very quiet, I am hunting rabbits. [votes: 23]
  • Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid. [votes: 22]
  • I'm not coming out til the bath tub is gone. [votes: 21]
  • Feeling lucky, punk? [votes: 18]
  • Most dogs would just go around the tree... [votes: 18]
  • Just one moment of privacy, that's all I ask! [votes: 13]
  • If I were king of the forest! [votes: 8]
  • Do I look like a happy home owner? [votes: 7]
  • Step away from the door and you will be spared. [votes: 7]
  • I catch my head on this door every time. [votes: 6]
  • yawwwwn...is it spring yet? [votes: 5]
  • No, I'm not coming out until the Cubbies win the Pennant. [votes: 5]
  • Hey I said there is no vacancy. [votes: 3]
  • You think I want to get fixed? [votes: 3]
  • No rabbits in here! [votes: 3]
  • It may look like a tree to you but its my home! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 185 [September 3, 2006 - 349 entries]


Contest #185 1st place Help me Obi Wan Kenobi... [votes: 32]  AuntBeno
2nd place And in this corner.....wearing white and yellow... [votes: 30]  echav2
r3rd place I don't CARE how many toys are in there with me! It's still a BATH! [votes: 28]  SpitFyre
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Rubber Ducky, you're the one... [votes: 24]
  • If this picture ends up on the internet, someone loses a shoe tonight! [votes: 24]
  • My slippers please. [votes: 22]
  • I'm not wearing anything under this robe. [votes: 21]
  • Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. [votes: 21]
  • Something about this seems so VERY wrong... [votes: 16]
  • Calgon, take me away!!! [votes: 16]
  • If this gets out, I'll probably lose my JRTCA membership and my pedigree too. [votes: 15]
  • Last picture of the duck in one piece. [votes: 13]
  • AFLAC! [votes: 11]
  • Can my life get any worse ?! [votes: 11]
  • Note to self....stay away from cow pies. [votes: 11]
  • There goes my street cred. [votes: 11]
  • Hurry up and take the picture so I can disembowel this duck! [votes: 9]
  • JRT sings: "Rubber ducky, you're the one..." Rubber ducky says: "Help. Me." [votes: 6]
  • I swim faster without ears. [votes: 6]
  • There's a mud puddle outside that needs my immediate attention. [votes: 5]
  • Duck, Duck, Goose. [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 184 [August 27, 2006 - 389 entries]


Contest #184 1st place You put your left foot in, put your right foot out... [votes: 64]  Nancy
2nd place Mirror, mirror, on the wall...who's the most spoiled one of all? [votes: 56]  Gabby
r3rd place Wax on, Wax off! [votes: 26]  lostdreams
 
Honorable Mentions
  • HE DID IT! [votes: 22]
  • Stop doing everything I do! [votes: 21]
  • Paws to reflect. [votes: 21]
  • Hey, you look just like me! [votes: 16]
  • Rock, paper, scissors! I win!!!! [votes: 16]
  • J.R.T...phone home. [votes: 16]
  • When I think about you, I touch myself. [votes: 14]
  • Hey! That dude stole my leash! [votes: 14]
  • Pretty, I'm so Pretty!! [votes: 13]
  • I know you are, but what am I... [votes: 12]
  • OH NO!! Not another one!! [votes: 12]
  • Okay, lets shake on it. [votes: 10]
  • Ha!! I didn't say Simon Says!!! [votes: 9]
  • How much is that doggie in the window?... [votes: 8]
  • Hey mom, Hey dad, Look what i can make this guy do!!!! [votes: 8]
  • Nice to meet me. [votes: 6]
  • I feel like I've known you all my life. [votes: 6]
  • Do do do do - Can't touch this! [votes: 4]
  • TAG!!! I'm it! [votes: 4]
  • Bet you can't do this! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 183 [August 13, 2006 - 286 entries]


Contest #183 1st place Mom, STOP! I dropped my bone. [votes: 95]  Parker
2nd place WhitelineWhitelineWhitelineWhitelineWhiteline... I'm gonna be sick... [votes: 89]  Spitfyre
r3rd place I'll take four fried chickens and a coke, to go! [votes: 62]  Dave W
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Pardon me, do you have any grey poupon? [votes: 50]
  • Russell road rage!! [votes: 37]
  • Nobody said anything about the vet! I thought we were going to go to the park! [votes: 35]
  • Lo-Jack, advanced alarm system. [votes: 35]
  • I call shotgun! [votes: 27]
  • Hey Baby! How about some Jack with that shake! [votes: 21]
  • Hey baby, like my ride? [votes: 20]
  • Some days it's just great to be a dog! [votes: 18]
  • Hit the road Jack. [votes: 16]
  • This car comes complete with a JRT alarm system. [votes: 15]
  • Hey, You talkin to me? [votes: 10]
  • Are we there yet? [votes: 9]
  • Wanna drag for pinks? [votes: 7]
  • You expect me to smile on a trip to the Vet? [votes: 7]
  • Hey, can I listen to the radio while you are in the store? [votes: 7]

Results from Contest # 182 [August 6, 2006 - 304 entries]


Contest #182 1st place Aretheydoneyetaretheydoneyet aretheydoneyetaretheydoneyet? [votes: 94]  Erin
2nd place How do you like your cat? [votes: 41]  Bobby
r3rd place It's ok I'm watching the grill. [votes: 26]  rob
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Jack be Nimble Jack be quick, Jack's gonna have him a chicken on a stick! [votes: 22]
  • I kill 'em and he grills 'em...he'd better share! [votes: 21]
  • Grillmaster Jack. [votes: 19]
  • Beef! It's what's for dinner! [votes: 19]
  • Jack Be nimble Jack be quick Jack dont jump in the bbq pit. [votes: 18]
  • Pet the Cook! [votes: 17]
  • You said watch the chicken....whats it gonna do? [votes: 16]
  • I'm dressed for dinner! [votes: 15]
  • Pure Discipline. [votes: 12]
  • This is cruel and unusual punishment!! [votes: 11]
  • Every day dry dog food, everyday! I knew she was hiding something. [votes: 10]
  • I love football season. [votes: 10]
  • This is going to be the best birthday ever! [votes: 8]
  • Patience Jack... patience my boy. [votes: 7]
  • MEAT!! GIVE ME MEAT!!! [votes: 6]
  • If I don't stop digging holes in the backyard, it's me next! [votes: 6]
  • A little drool never hurt anyone. [votes: 6]
  • That porkchop is toast. [votes: 5]
  • The BBQ Kid. [votes: 4]
  • Hold the pickle, Hold the lettuce... [votes: 3]
  • Grill? I thought they said watch the growling. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 181 [July 30, 2006 - 216 entries]


Contest #181 1st place Butterfly kisses. [votes: 64]  Shane
2nd place BUTT-erfly sniffer!! [votes: 41]  Kacie
r3rd place You do understand Mr. Butterfly, that this is my way of saying Hello? [votes: 37]  C
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Excuse me...do you taste like chicken? [votes: 34]
  • Your frequent flyer miles are about to expire! [votes: 33]
  • Any final words? [votes: 23]
  • Bet you can't eat just one! [votes: 19]
  • Gone...in 60 Seconds. [votes: 16]
  • She smells buttery. [votes: 14]
  • Do you mind getting your nose out of my business? [votes: 14]
  • What's your problem dude? Stop tailgating. [votes: 13]
  • Dog and the Butterfly by Heart! [votes: 13]
  • The calm before the storm... [votes: 12]
  • Jack the Sniffer! [votes: 11]
  • Come fly with me... [votes: 9]
  • Beauty knows no bounds. [votes: 6]

Results from Contest # 180 [July 23, 2006 - 219 entries]


Contest #180 1st place They need to make these urinals a little more private...don't ya think? [votes: 54]  Becky
2nd place Wall of Terrier. [votes: 37]  icybeaches
r3rd place ICECREAM MAN !!!! [votes: 36]  Donna4Jacks
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I'll have two Jacks on the rocks, bartender. [votes: 34]
  • "Ready, Butch?" "Ready, Sundance!" [votes: 31]
  • Oh man, three years in the slammer just for chasing that cat. [votes: 19]
  • Psst... hey you... yeah you,buddy come'er. [votes: 17]
  • Tonight on COPS: The duo terrorizing the park were finally "collared". [votes: 16]
  • Hey, You're a stupid Rottweiler. I bet my friend could make you cluck like a chicken!!! [votes: 16]
  • Maggie couldn't help noticing that Jackie had put on a few pounds... [votes: 16]
  • Nobody puts Baby in the corner. [votes: 15]
  • Of COURSE the grass is greener! They actually HAVE grass! [votes: 13]
  • Please do not feed the animals. [votes: 12]
  • Hey stupid! We're not looking at them, they're looking at US!!! [votes: 7]
  • You ALWAYS get the sunny spot! [votes: 6]
  • If only these walls could talk... [votes: 5]
  • You might be bigger, but my tail's longer! [votes: 4]
  • Aaah! Cold paws! Cold Paws! Hurry! Over the fence! [votes: 2]
  • Man, she gets all the best assignments...me, I get stuck in the corner. [votes: 2]
  • Mirror mirror against the wall, which one is best. Near or far? [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 179 [July 16, 2006 - 300 entries]


Contest #179 1st place "Jack" Nicholson. [votes: 75]  Julz
2nd place In-dog-nito. [votes: 26]  Merry
r3rd place Hand over the treats and no one will get hurt. [votes: 22]  Nancy
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I'll Be Back... [votes: 20]
  • Panama Jack. [votes: 17]
  • Just Jack, Ma'am. Just Jack. [votes: 15]
  • My future is so bright, I gotta wear shades. [votes: 15]
  • I ignore the Puparazzi! [votes: 13]
  • A Jack Russell Turn Signal. [votes: 12]
  • If anyone spots Prick Ear Jack call the number shown on your screen. [votes: 11]
  • Who's your Doggy! [votes: 11]
  • Don't laugh...I get better reception this way. [votes: 11]
  • Too cool for dog school! [votes: 11]
  • You can't prove those pups are mine...Did you say DNA test? Oops... [votes: 10]
  • Auditioning for the new "Celebrity Dog Poker" show. [votes: 9]
  • Are you gellin? [votes: 9]
  • No comment. [votes: 7]
  • Jack is all ready for his Cat Anonymous meeting. [votes: 7]
  • Hey, baby...What's your sign? [votes: 6]
  • Pimp My Jack... [votes: 6]
  • No autographs, please. [votes: 4]
  • What we have here, is a failure to communicate. [votes: 3]
  • Oh come on now.. don't bark so loud...... [votes: 2]
  • Hollyjack. [votes: 2]
  • Tell me what you need, baby. I'm all ears. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 178 [July 9, 2006 - 249 entries]


Contest #178 1st place Oops...we dropped the cat. [votes: 68]  Robobear
2nd place Look! Dogs Gone Wild is here for Spring Break!! [votes: 37]  Dillon
r3rd place Like father, like son. [votes: 32]  P.S.
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Someday son this kingdom will be yours. [votes: 27]
  • I don't care how many times he yells fetch, I ain't getting THAT ball! [votes: 26]
  • Now, aren't you happy we paid extra for an ocean front room, honey? [votes: 21]
  • I don't know about you Smalls, but I'm bustin' outa here one day! Are ya with me?! [votes: 21]
  • Look there is Sparky, Ruffus, Zoey, Spuds. I wish we were not grounded. [votes: 17]
  • Mom!! I don't want to wait thirty minutes before I can swim! [votes: 16]
  • Some day kid, some day. [votes: 15]
  • Surfs up, dude. [votes: 14]
  • I hope they are going out to buy us some pants. [votes: 13]
  • Miami Vice. [votes: 12]
  • Are you kidding me? I'm not going out there looking like this! [votes: 10]
  • Ya gotta learn to fly sometime!! [votes: 9]
  • Wait for it......NOW!!! [votes: 6]
  • Mom always said never to spit but.. [votes: 5]

Results from Contest # 177 [July 2, 2006 - 280 entries]


Contest #177 1st place Lumber jack. [votes: 80]  Nancy
2nd place Did ya get my Slurpee? [votes: 31]  Maggie's Kay
r3rd place J.R.T. on board. [votes: 28]  P.S.
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Tailgate party! BYOJ (Bring Your Own Jack). [votes: 23]
  • Jack Russell spoiler comes optional. [votes: 21]
  • I ruv Rowe's. [votes: 17]
  • ...for the dog that likes to live on the edge--pickup surfing! [votes: 15]
  • Captain Jack will gladly walk the plank before he surrenders to the pirates' outrageous demands. [votes: 15]
  • Arrr...Walk the plank, ye scurvy dog! [votes: 14]
  • $3.00 a gallon? Are you serious? [votes: 11]
  • Jumping Jack Flash, Is a Gas, Gas Gas! [votes: 10]
  • Guarding Against High Prices at the Gas Pumps! [votes: 10]
  • Don't try this at home kids, I'm a professional. [votes: 9]
  • OK, where's my tool belt? [votes: 8]
  • What are you looking at, we got work to do! [votes: 8]
  • Regular or unleaded? [votes: 8]
  • This is the wood for my new dog house, right?? [votes: 7]
  • Good form, but the tongue will cost him points from the German judge. [votes: 7]
  • Are we there yet? [votes: 6]
  • Going overboard. [votes: 6]
  • Did you see my brother Skip? He was right next to me and... [votes: 5]
  • I broke it, I'll fix it! [votes: 3]
  • You know I look good! [votes: 3]
  • Home of the Brave [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 176 [June 25, 2006 - 249 entries]


Contest #176 1st place CAUTION: Contents under pressure!! [votes: 96]  Heather
2nd place A bottle of jack. [votes: 65]  kelsey K
r3rd place This is screwed on WAY too tight! [votes: 46]  Herman
 
Honorable Mentions
  • You think THAT's funny....wait 'til YOU fall asleep! [votes: 36]
  • 2 liter pup. [votes: 28]
  • Jack was always the life of the party. [votes: 21]
  • Have a Coke and a smile! [votes: 17]
  • Also comes in handy 6 packs. [votes: 17]
  • Is there something on my face? [votes: 12]
  • Plastic surgery gone bad! [votes: 12]
  • Don't you dare twist to open. [votes: 12]
  • America's got talent !? [votes: 10]
  • Too pooped to pop! [votes: 9]
  • Sun block, JRT style. [votes: 7]
  • This is a Jack Russell CAPtion! [votes: 6]
  • Nightcap. [votes: 6]
  • You're a WINNER! [votes: 5]
  • He has his father's nose. [votes: 5]
  • Really, I'm breed standard! I swear that my nose is completely black! [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 175 [June 18, 2006 - 218 entries]


Contest #175 1st place Hit the road Jack! [votes: 50]  Kim
2nd place Crouching Dog, Hidden Treat. [votes: 37]  RileyB
r3rd place I did a bad, bad thing. [votes: 36]  Nikki25
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Calm before the storm. [votes: 33]
  • Roll the ball, roll the ball, come on, roll the ball, I'm ready. [votes: 33]
  • Wait for it.... Wait for it... [votes: 27]
  • Worse...Timeout...Ever!!! [votes: 26]
  • Low-Jack. [votes: 26]
  • I'm sittin' right here till you tell me your sorry. [votes: 24]
  • Not gonna do it and you cant make me. [votes: 23]
  • Speed bump. [votes: 18]
  • One is the loneliest number... [votes: 17]
  • On the road again. [votes: 14]
  • I'm just waiting on a friend... [votes: 14]
  • Is there something on my back? I feel like there's something on my back... [votes: 11]
  • Flat Jack. [votes: 8]
  • Where are all my Chat room buddies? [votes: 7]
  • The wheels on the bus go round and round... [votes: 6]
  • I've been a bad boy. [votes: 5]
  • Jack SPLAT!!! [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 174 [June 11, 2006 - 323 entries]


Contest #174 1st place Russian mail-order pup. [votes: 46]  Herman
2nd place Little red riding jack. [votes: 45]  kelly
r3rd place Go ahead, laugh, I know where your favorite shoes are. [votes: 40]  Nancy
 
Honorable Mentions
  • You are sure this will cure my prick ears? [votes: 30]
  • Matchmaker, Matchmaker, make me a match... [votes: 25]
  • Come closer, let me tell your fortune. [votes: 21]
  • Bones for poor, sir. [votes: 21]
  • Bad hair day!!!!!!!!! [votes: 19]
  • Little dog on the Prairie. [votes: 17]
  • Please Sir, may I have some more? [votes: 17]
  • Beauty school drop-out. [votes: 16]
  • Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves. [votes: 14]
  • Little Red Riding Hood...the Early years. [votes: 14]
  • The things I do for love. [votes: 12]
  • How do you like the Survivor new buff??? [votes: 9]
  • Gangster Jack. [votes: 8]
  • Meet the newest member of the Bloods. [votes: 8]
  • Could you spare some change? [votes: 7]
  • Bandana Jack !!! [votes: 6]

Results from Contest # 173 [May 28, 2006 - 310 entries]


Contest #173 1st place I guess sleeping in the bed tonight is out of the question huh? [votes: 36]  Gerry
2nd place What do you mean I can't come in the house? [votes: 27]  Kelsey
r3rd place What MUD??? [votes: 26]  kelly
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I'm getting a bath, aren't I? [votes: 25]
  • That sprinkler won't bother anybody again! [votes: 22]
  • I'm still 51% white. [votes: 22]
  • Dirty deeds done dirt cheap. [votes: 16]
  • You know you still love me. [votes: 15]
  • Jack was stunned to hear the BATH word again. [votes: 13]
  • Also comes in white... [votes: 12]
  • You should see the other guy... [votes: 12]
  • Did anybody see a groundhog go by? [votes: 11]
  • When the ground goes to you. [votes: 9]
  • Oh God I look like a Chinese Crested... [votes: 9]
  • Mud happens. [votes: 8]
  • I think I found the problem with your drain. [votes: 7]
  • Up through the ground came that bubblin' crude. [votes: 7]
  • Jackson Browne. [votes: 6]
  • You don't think this is permanent, do you? [votes: 4]
  • Mud, mud...glorious mud!! [votes: 2]
  • I wanna be a brunette! [votes: 2]
  • Will work for Bath! [votes: 2]
  • Here's mud in your eye!!! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 172 [May 21, 2006 - 264 entries]


Contest #172 1st place If we can't see them they cant see us... Right? [votes: 44]  Kelsey K
2nd place Pay no attention to the little white dogs behind the curtain! [votes: 41]  Lisa
r3rd place Undercover jacks. [votes: 40]  Kelsey K
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Proof that Jack Russells stink at hide-and-go-seek. [votes: 27]
  • I'm voting for Wishbone and Eddie. [votes: 22]
  • That's right Mr. Mail Man, just a few more steps... [votes: 19]
  • Do you feel a draft? [votes: 16]
  • Jack the Peeper. [votes: 15]
  • I'll vote for you....and you vote for me. [votes: 14]
  • My husband is home.....HIDE! [votes: 13]
  • So THIS is what's behind curtain #2! [votes: 12]
  • No ifs, ands or butts! [votes: 12]
  • If you want to see more that will be another $20. [votes: 12]
  • Peace of mind provided by JRT Home Security. [votes: 11]
  • We could TRY it that way... [votes: 9]
  • A City of Two Tails. [votes: 8]
  • I thought you were Democrat! [votes: 8]
  • Were one of these suspects on your lawn, Ma'am? [votes: 7]
  • Why are we hiding like this? [votes: 5]

Results from Contest # 171 [May 14, 2006 - 227 entries]


Contest #171 1st place Socks..... I need more socks!!! [votes: 40]  Joey
2nd place "Jack the sniffer" - Caught by the nanny-cam! [votes: 39]  Scott
r3rd place This is a panty raid! [votes: 36]  Kathy
 
Honorable Mentions
  • The REAL sock monster caught in the act. [votes: 34]
  • Ever wonder why your socks match going into the drawer, but not when they come out? [votes: 31]
  • Boxers or Briefs ???? [votes: 31]
  • They WILL NOT go on vacation without me again!!! [votes: 25]
  • Victoria's Secret has GOT to be in here... [votes: 24]
  • Jack be nimble, Jacks can soar. Jack jumped into the lingerie drawer! [votes: 20]
  • Surely no one will find that bone in here! [votes: 19]
  • Hey MOM, I can't find it anywhere in here, is it in the other drawer? [votes: 19]
  • This ought to teach them to neuter me! [votes: 16]
  • Jack of all drawers. [votes: 14]
  • Never bury a bone in a sock drawer! [votes: 14]
  • I get the top bunk! [votes: 10]
  • What not to wear. [votes: 6]
  • Oh please dont tell me she is going to wear that again! [votes: 6]
  • Like my cute bed? My master's don't. [votes: 3]
  • I promise next time it'll be a natural GTG type shot!!!! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 170 [May 7, 2006 - 350 entries]


Contest #170 1st place Febreeze....it's that fresh. [votes: 49]  Amy
2nd place Mom really, im only half tired!!! [votes: 43]  chelsea
r3rd place Just GREAT! My tags are stuck in the carpet ...AGAIN! [votes: 32]  jack attack
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Dog tired. [votes: 30]
  • If you're really quiet you can hear the Carpet People. [votes: 29]
  • Out of gas. [votes: 24]
  • Jack the Tripper! [votes: 18]
  • Jack Splat. [votes: 15]
  • Landing gear failed. [votes: 13]
  • Oh darn! I have to get those front brakes fixed. [votes: 12]
  • Going to ground. [votes: 11]
  • Darn, leg fell asleep again... [votes: 10]
  • I don't like Mondays. [votes: 10]
  • This is the dumbest trick I ever learned to do. [votes: 10]
  • This end up. [votes: 9]
  • Not very good at playing possum. [votes: 8]
  • You had a bad day - The camera don't lie... [votes: 8]
  • Cramp cramp cramp cramp!!! [votes: 6]
  • Velcro Carpet!!! [votes: 5]
  • "No ifs, ands or BUTTS..... I'm tired!" [votes: 5]
  • Man...ruff landing! [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 169 [April 30, 2006 - 214 entries]


Contest #169 1st place Hair Jordan. [votes: 50]  Jazmin
2nd place Next time throw a tennis ball will ya? [votes: 36]  Gerry H
r3rd place White Jacks Can't Jump. [votes: 33]  Jim C
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Jack finally taught those pesky kids a lesson about keeping their toys out of his yard. [votes: 26]
  • Shaq's jack. [votes: 23]
  • Jack the Gripper. [votes: 22]
  • Wilson....is it really you? [votes: 21]
  • Come on! That is totally traveling!! [votes: 20]
  • Suddenly, we realized that renting "Air Bud" might not have been the best choice... [votes: 18]
  • A bad hair day & static cling to boot! [votes: 12]
  • After seeing his 50" vertical leap, the NBA signed him immediately... [votes: 10]
  • Who says I have to dribble??? [votes: 9]
  • I feel pretty.. oh so pretty... [votes: 7]
  • Yeah, big deal; anyone can palm a basketball. [votes: 6]
  • When bally met hairy. [votes: 5]
  • ...I gotta flat!! [votes: 5]
  • What Dennis Rodman's dog gets for a chewie. [votes: 5]
  • Don King enters the basketball arena. [votes: 5]
  • Flat jack. [votes: 4]
  • You get the ball back when I get a trim. [votes: 3]
  • Only her hairdresser knows for sure! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 168 [April 23, 2006 - 230 entries]


Contest #168 1st place I saw it first. Did not. Did too. Did not. Did too. [votes: 45]  Rowdy Russell
2nd place I thought we agreed. What's mine is mine, and what's yours is mine. [votes: 31]  tja
r3rd place Quick! Take this and hide it. [votes: 30]  Cat
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Sharing the last treat....PRICELESS. [votes: 28]
  • Cinco de Mine-O. [votes: 23]
  • Lady & the Tramp [votes: 20]
  • Jack the Gripper. [votes: 13]
  • Leggo my eggo. [votes: 13]
  • Here, I don't like it without salsa. [votes: 11]
  • Sharing is not in my vocabulary... [votes: 9]
  • Friends don't let friends eat chips alone. [votes: 9]
  • Jack Be Nimble! Jack Be Quick! Jack Run Away with the Rawhide Stick! [votes: 9]
  • I take no 'chip' from anyone! [votes: 9]
  • Nobody can eat just one! [votes: 8]
  • Yo Quero taco bell. [votes: 7]
  • See....Just like always, I get the short end of the chip. [votes: 6]
  • Get your own bag! [votes: 5]
  • Ahh, Love at first bite!!! [votes: 5]
  • Get your own bag. [votes: 4]
  • Good to the last chip. [votes: 4]
  • I thought I told you to get the Spicy Kitty flavor, Jack! [votes: 3]
  • Your chip or mine? [votes: 3]
  • One for you, none for me. Is that how it works? Let me count again. [votes: 3]
  • Jill didn't bring home the bacon, but she did bring the chips. [votes: 3]
  • Learning to share. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 167 [April 16, 2006 - 227 entries]


Contest #167 1st place Are you sure he's ours? He doesn't look like either one of us! [votes: 67]  Beanhead
2nd place Yeah, I look cute now...just wait until I rip the stuffing out of you! [votes: 38]  Baileygirl
r3rd place "Let's adopt," you said...what do you say now, Einstein? [votes: 34]  Jim C
 
Honorable Mentions
  • 5 more Minutes! [votes: 24]
  • Goldilocks and the two bears... [votes: 22]
  • Sleepin with the big dogs. [votes: 20]
  • Jilly sleeps with her bear behind. [votes: 17]
  • Looks like they're all STUFFED! [votes: 16]
  • I can't remember what I did last night. [votes: 16]
  • And then, there was this one time at band camp... [votes: 16]
  • Finally, my FOREVER home! [votes: 13]
  • Quick, he's passed out, get the scissors [votes: 12]
  • One of these things just doesn't belong... [votes: 11]
  • 14. Well Norm, you wanted that dog from Frasier... [votes: 9]
  • This dorm life is killing me. [votes: 8]
  • No, I am NOT adopted. [votes: 8]
  • I was having a nightmare. 2 funny-looking creatures were towering over me. [votes: 5]
  • The Three Stooges [votes: 3]
  • I'm staying at Holiday Day Inn Express EVERY night! [votes: 3]
  • This gal looks beary comfortable. [votes: 3]
  • I'll never get separation anxiety again. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 166 [April 9, 2006 - 259 entries]


Contest #166 1st place Happy Meal! [votes: 76]  Jennifer
2nd place Jack Russell Television. [votes: 42]  mel
r3rd place Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me. [votes: 39]  Gerry W
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Besides me eating you, I have great news. My owner saved 15% on his car insurance. [votes: 38]
  • Hamster, It's whats for dinner. [votes: 35]
  • Lunch box. [votes: 27]
  • Hey! Kibbles and Bits! [votes: 27]
  • Houston, we have a problem... [votes: 18]
  • Don't worry little buddies, I'll get you out asap!!!!!! [votes: 16]
  • Two for dinner? [votes: 15]
  • Before every Go-to-Ground, Jack likes to personally meet his quarry. [votes: 11]
  • Quick he's asleep make a run for it! [votes: 10]
  • I only have eyes for you!! [votes: 10]
  • If only in my dreams. [votes: 8]
  • Did you know it's rude to stare? [votes: 6]
  • We go in the cage, cage goes in the barn..Jack is in the barn... [votes: 6]
  • Drats, I think we have rats in the house. [votes: 3]
  • Go fetch. [votes: 2]
  • Love at first sight. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 165 [April 2, 2006 - 297 entries]


Contest #165 1st place A Pair of Jacks. [votes: 47]  Merry
2nd place She's touching me! [votes: 44]  Kathy
r3rd place Guess what Honey, I went to the Vet today, we're going to need a bigger kennel. [votes: 38]  Rooter
 
Honorable Mentions
  • We met at jackmatch.com. [votes: 37]
  • You wouldn't think we are so cute if you knew what we're planning... [votes: 37]
  • Little Diddy 'bout Jack and Diane... [votes: 28]
  • And they call it puppy love... [votes: 21]
  • I told you to have those ears fixed, now look at our engagement photo... [votes: 17]
  • These Photo Booths are so much fun. [votes: 15]
  • Moments like this make up for the hours of mayhem... [votes: 15]
  • I got you babe. [votes: 13]
  • Everyone needs a shoulder to lean on! [votes: 12]
  • Lean on me... [votes: 11]
  • The double mint twins gone bad. [votes: 11]
  • He's not heavy, he's my brother, but sometimes he does kinda smell bad. [votes: 8]
  • Love at first bite. [votes: 8]
  • Just keep staring and they will go away. [votes: 7]
  • We're buddies, until dinner is served. [votes: 6]
  • Are you sure that mirror is screwed tight into the ceiling? [votes: 6]
  • Jack? Yes Dear. Can I have ten dollars for the pet store? [votes: 5]
  • We are angels; but check back later. [votes: 5]
  • Get out of my shot!!! [votes: 5]
  • Really, Jill, I don't know who she is or how she got here. [votes: 4]
  • She's always giving me the cold shoulder! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 164 [March 26, 2006 - 397 entries]


Contest #164 1st place You're not as big as I think I am! [votes: 88]  SpitFyre
2nd place Us big dogs have to stick together. [votes: 35]  Evil V
r3rd place Good thing I'm being controlled by this leash or you'd be in big trouble, Marmaduke. [votes: 35]  Stan
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Internet dating doesn't work for everyone! [votes: 30]
  • Say hello to my little friend. [votes: 28]
  • WOW, its like looking in a mirror! [votes: 21]
  • Oh yeah, that's right....you heard me... [votes: 21]
  • Reach down, give mom a kiss, then you can go out and play. [votes: 18]
  • I hope I'm not in season! [votes: 16]
  • Love knows no boundries. [votes: 16]
  • Kiss me you fool. [votes: 15]
  • That nostril is almost big enough for me to go to ground. [votes: 14]
  • Jack frost nippin at your nose. [votes: 13]
  • I think you need a height card!!! [votes: 11]
  • Jack be little, Jack be quick, Jack will jump over the Danedlestick. [votes: 11]
  • "Assertiveness for Dummies" [votes: 7]
  • I accept your apology. [votes: 7]
  • You may now kiss the bride. [votes: 6]
  • Call me. [votes: 5]
  • So, how's the weather up there? [votes: 4]
  • Lucy was always a Tramp when it came to older men. [votes: 4]
  • Opposites attract. [votes: 3]
  • Dinner is served. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 163 [March 19, 2006 - 247 entries]


Contest #163 1st place Jumpin' Jack Trash [votes: 87]  lulu
2nd place That toy may have been old and ragged, but it was my favorite, and I will get it back! [votes: 53]  Penelope
r3rd place Man.. why do they hide the treats in such a big jar?? [votes: 31]  Terrier Treatz
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I suppose the kids with the super glue think this is funny. [votes: 30]
  • Worried about Identity Theft? Then fit the latest JR protection to your bin. [votes: 23]
  • Spider pup, spider pup.... climb up the trash can and open it up! [votes: 22]
  • I know you're in there and I have all day. [votes: 22]
  • I smell BACON. [votes: 21]
  • Don't lick frozen trash pails... [votes: 19]
  • He's getting the HANG of it. [votes: 14]
  • I think I can - I think I can - I think I can. No I can't. [votes: 13]
  • Meals on wheels for Jacks. [votes: 13]
  • Where's there a will, there's a way. [votes: 11]
  • Come outta there, you dirty rat! [votes: 9]
  • There is STILL some meat on that bone - duh! [votes: 7]
  • JRT version of dumpster diving. [votes: 5]
  • JRT Can Opener!!! [votes: 5]
  • No one ever told him he couldn't. [votes: 5]
  • Alley JACK. [votes: 3]
  • Need to lose to a couple pounds I think. [votes: 3]
  • When Jack gets too fat to do this he will go on a diet. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 162 [March 12, 2006 - 297 entries]


Contest #162 1st place If I can't see them...they can't see me... right?? [votes: 56]  Sandy
2nd place Jack could never understand how he was always found first in hide and seek. [votes: 48]  Aussie Chick
r3rd place Jack wakes up with bed head. [votes: 28]  Jimmy
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Jack can run, but he can't hide!!! [votes: 27]
  • Is she done practicing the violin, yet? [votes: 23]
  • Jack's version of "time-out". [votes: 18]
  • Mom is running the bathwater, again!! [votes: 18]
  • AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! Not the vacuum! [votes: 15]
  • I am one with my shame... [votes: 12]
  • Hide and seek, JRT style. [votes: 11]
  • Darn!!.....missed the bed!! [votes: 11]
  • I can't take it anymore. [votes: 10]
  • Jack's impression of a hammer-headed shark. [votes: 9]
  • I didn't see anything and I didn't hear anything! [votes: 9]
  • Oh mom, do you think you could Febreeze this soon??? [votes: 8]
  • Camera Shy [votes: 8]
  • Oh no please dont take my temp!! [votes: 7]
  • Are you sure it is supposed to be on my head? [votes: 7]
  • Who turned out the lights... [votes: 7]
  • I'm so ashamed about the cat I can hardly show my face! [votes: 7]
  • I hope you're not thinking up a caption to use here. [votes: 4]
  • I really lost my head on that deal. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 161 [March 5, 2005 - 314 entries]


Contest #161 1st place This is what the Easter Bunny looked like right before I got him! [votes: 55]  Karen R
2nd place Great...Four more years with a lousy Drivers License photo. [votes: 40]  Michael J
r3rd place Jack's obedience school graduation photo. [votes: 34]  Robobear
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Guess what I just did. [votes: 28]
  • Botox Dog [votes: 24]
  • Say cheese! [votes: 22]
  • Will prisoner #48585 please face forward. [votes: 19]
  • Was this the one that killed your chicken mamm? [votes: 19]
  • Reviewing his passport photo, Jack now regretted his 'smile and paws' decision. [votes: 18]
  • How Is my bat impression? [votes: 18]
  • I got gas! [votes: 16]
  • See...it couldn't have been me ...I'm neutered! [votes: 15]
  • SMILE....and the whole world SMILES with you. [votes: 14]
  • You've got cold hands Doc! [votes: 13]
  • Jimmy Carter's JRT [votes: 12]
  • Palmolive?! I've been soaking in it?! [votes: 12]
  • I'm the one your mother warned you about. [votes: 11]
  • "Tickle me Jack" [votes: 10]
  • A face only a mother could love... [votes: 10]
  • I'm way too cute to have done something like that! [votes: 7]
  • This will get me on that JRT site! [votes: 7]
  • Ahhhhh, love those ceiling mirrors. [votes: 6]
  • Smile? This is my smile. [votes: 6]
  • Order now and receive 2 5x7's free!! [votes: 5]
  • Honest, officer, the light was still yellow! [votes: 3]
  • You can tell me, I'm all ears. [votes: 3]
  • Not this again, I can't believe I agreed to this in-home documentary thing. [votes: 2]
  • Smile when you say that! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 160 [February 26, 2005 - 291 entries]


Contest #160 1st place How on EARTH is this comfortable for the cat?! [votes: 40]  Erin
2nd place I miss the cat... [votes: 38]  Cecilia
r3rd place I can't believe I eat the whole thing. [votes: 32]  Kira
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Curling! every time I watch the olympics...curling! [votes: 28]
  • Jack splat [votes: 28]
  • La-Z-Jack [votes: 27]
  • The day after Jack got neutered. [votes: 22]
  • Dog Tired [votes: 19]
  • The quiet before the storm. [votes: 19]
  • Dog Day Afternoon [votes: 18]
  • Scrubbed, shaved, and hung out to dry. [votes: 16]
  • Jack participates in the new olympic sport of couch skeleton. [votes: 15]
  • The Power of Frebreeze! [votes: 15]
  • Can I please have my bed back? I promise not to dig. [votes: 14]
  • Why can't they just accept that I'm a broken coat? [votes: 14]
  • DIRT, DIRT, I NEED SOME DIRT! [votes: 11]
  • That's the last time I eat ROADKILL. [votes: 10]
  • Couch potato! [votes: 9]
  • I dare you to move me! [votes: 9]
  • Mom is spelling into the phone again, must mean I am going to the bad place again! [votes: 8]
  • I've been cheated, been mistreated, when will I be loved? [votes: 8]
  • mmmmmm....... I think my sugar rush is gone. [votes: 6]
  • Five more minutes! [votes: 5]
  • Who said I was overactive? [votes: 4]
  • I'll never let go Jack... [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 159 [February 19, 2005 - 404 entries]


Contest #159 1st place Jack got your tongue?! [votes: 74]  Jared
2nd place There's the problem...... you have a little squirrel between your teeth. [votes: 57]  yoyo
r3rd place That was my treat, and I'm gonna get it back. [votes: 36]  Tay
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Jack's fascination with canine dentistry began at an early age... [votes: 32]
  • Yep, it's a cavity alright. [votes: 21]
  • That bone was mine! [votes: 20]
  • Hey! I can see your tail wagging! [votes: 20]
  • Ignoring the danger, Pip went looking for his echo. [votes: 19]
  • Here kitty kitty kitty. [votes: 18]
  • Yep, you're right....hair ball! [votes: 17]
  • It's gotta be in here somewhere! [votes: 17]
  • okay, I'm pretty sure that's not considered minty breath! [votes: 15]
  • Can you see the cat yet? [votes: 14]
  • Stop it! You have to buy me dinner first! [votes: 13]
  • I am not a greenie...I AM NOT A GREENIE... [votes: 12]
  • Any left overs in there???? [votes: 12]
  • Houston, we have a problem! [votes: 12]
  • You said you'd got rid of the cat, but I didn't think you meant it! [votes: 11]
  • You took the words right out of my mouth! [votes: 8]
  • Follow the light Carol Ann. [votes: 6]
  • Yeah, you're right Bubba - you got a terrible under bite. [votes: 6]
  • I have a great idea on how to pay the cat back.... here's the plan. [votes: 5]
  • Mutt & Jeff [votes: 5]
  • Give me my dinner back. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 158 [February 12, 2005 - 282 entries]


Contest #158 1st place Never... Ever... play drinking games with a St. Bernard! [votes: 75]  Josie
2nd place When good pups go bad. [votes: 44]  anon
r3rd place This Jack's for you. [votes: 31]  anon
 
Honorable Mentions
  • My head was fine till I barked. [votes: 24]
  • Underage drinking leads to early beer gut syndrome. [votes: 19]
  • I've got friends in low places. [votes: 17]
  • Talk about hair of the dog... [votes: 17]
  • Never let anyone take a picture that you wouldn't want to show up on the internet. [votes: 14]
  • Who emptied the hot tub? [votes: 14]
  • The cat was suppose to be watching over him. Now look at him. [votes: 14]
  • At least I made it to my bed this time! [votes: 14]
  • Daddy's three favorite things. [votes: 12]
  • Bud-Lies-Here [votes: 12]
  • After Super Bowl, Jack goes to bed. [votes: 11]
  • Uhh...whassup? Did the Seahawks win? [votes: 10]
  • Cheap Date [votes: 10]
  • Dean Martin's JRT [votes: 10]
  • On Monday after the Superbowl, Jack's friends staged an Intervention. [votes: 9]
  • Sweet dreams are made of these... [votes: 8]
  • And that's why they call it the blues... [votes: 7]
  • Yup he's gonna feel blue in the morning. [votes: 7]
  • Like father like son! [votes: 7]
  • A rose betwen the two the thorns. [votes: 6]
  • Sleeping with the enemy. [votes: 6]
  • OOPS, I did it again. [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 157 [February 5, 2005 - 345 entries]


Contest #157 1st place Nick Nolte's JRT. [votes: 44]  Willie
2nd place "Dirty Hairy" [votes: 33]  Heather
r3rd place Dirt devil. [votes: 28]  luckyduck326
 
Honorable Mentions
  • If you think I look bad, you should see the cat! [votes: 22]
  • But I stayed "IN" the yard... it's just a little deeper in some spots now! [votes: 20]
  • If you give me a bath, I'll just do it again. [votes: 18]
  • Rub-a-dub-dub, put Jack in the tub!! [votes: 17]
  • Describe these alleged paw prints... [votes: 16]
  • You dont have to spell it I know, I know its bath time. [votes: 16]
  • Yes mom, I washed my face. [votes: 15]
  • Am I still your favorite? [votes: 14]
  • Bad Hair Day! [votes: 13]
  • I'm guessing this isn't a good time to be a lap dog? [votes: 12]
  • NO! I'm not a stray! It's me...DILLON...don't you recognize me!? [votes: 12]
  • What? Do I have something in my teeth? [votes: 12]
  • I came, I dug, I got dirty. [votes: 10]
  • What, a bath? I'm not even dirty!! [votes: 10]
  • Got mud?? [votes: 9]
  • Hey Mom, I cleaned the fish pond for you. [votes: 9]
  • Ok who left the seat up on the toilet? [votes: 8]
  • Um, no I was NOT chasing squirrels under the house... [votes: 7]
  • C'mon......give us a kiss! [votes: 7]
  • Dogs gone wild! [votes: 6]
  • Wet dog? I don't smell no wet dog! [votes: 5]
  • When your done laughing, would you please get the brush? [votes: 4]
  • "I had a close encounter of the third kind." [votes: 3]
  • I can't be held accountable for what I have done...my collar is very tight... [votes: 3]
  • I don't need no stinking comb! [votes: 3]
  • You should have seen the other one!! [votes: 2]
  • Rainy days and Mondays. [votes: 2]
  • Bath time again? [votes: 2]
  • There's nothin like the feelin ya get ridin in a convertible! [votes: 1]
  • Can i have this dance? [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 156 [January 29, 2005 - 312 entries]


Contest #156 1st place Tree doesn't look so safe now, does it, cat? [votes: 35]  pharvey
2nd place Bird dog. [votes: 31]  Tammy L
r3rd place I didn't mean to LITERALLY put me on a pedestal... [votes: 30]  Herman
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Known to birders and movie buffs alike as "Jack Sparrow". [votes: 28]
  • The dog next door has a better yard, whats up with that? [votes: 26]
  • Friends, Romans, countrymen. . . . lend me your treats! [votes: 24]
  • Splish splash I was takin' a bath. [votes: 23]
  • Every birdbath needs a lifeguard... [votes: 21]
  • The #1 Reason Why Birds Don't Bathe. [votes: 21]
  • The fountain of energy. [votes: 17]
  • My Kingdom for a squirrel! [votes: 16]
  • Jack patiently waiting for his lunch date. [votes: 13]
  • Come back here and I shall taunt you again! [votes: 13]
  • Dang birds must have used all the hot water. [votes: 12]
  • Next Christmas I want ice skates. [votes: 11]
  • The view from here is spectacular! [votes: 9]
  • Bye bye blackbird. [votes: 8]
  • Keep digging, I can see for miles from up here! [votes: 8]
  • Hey birds, I "scented" the bathwater for you. [votes: 7]
  • Land Ho! [votes: 7]
  • If you can't beat 'em, join em'! [votes: 7]
  • How do you spell R-E-L-I-E-F? [votes: 7]
  • Polly want a cracker? [votes: 6]
  • I feel like a birdy tonight, like a birdy tonight... [votes: 6]
  • First a bath, then lunch!! [votes: 4]
  • There's never a bird in sight when you want one. [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 155 [January 22, 2005 - 294 entries]


Contest #155 1st place Maybe they won't notice, maybe they won't notice, maybe they won't notice... [votes: 70]  Ruth
2nd place What do you mean "where's the cat?" [votes: 33]  Suzanne
r3rd place Do I look pitiful enough yet? [votes: 30]  Jennie
 
Honorable Mentions
  • The cat had already lost some fur anyway! [votes: 28]
  • Is this the face of someone who would do THAT on the rug? [votes: 26]
  • If you wanted things that quiet you should have gotten a goldfish. [votes: 23]
  • Fifth timeout today - wonder if that's a record!! [votes: 20]
  • The devil made me do it. [votes: 19]
  • Oh Good, they're spelling now. We go soon. [votes: 18]
  • Oops, I did it again!! [votes: 16]
  • If you wanted one of those quiet little foo-foo dogs, you shoulda' got a Yorkie. [votes: 15]
  • I hate Mondays. [votes: 13]
  • I can't believe I ate the WHOLE thing. [votes: 11]
  • "Jimmy Jack Corn...and I Don't Care..." [votes: 11]
  • Flat Jack. [votes: 10]
  • Can we please get this over with? [votes: 10]
  • Please tell me the Lord forgives beggars and little dogs! [votes: 9]
  • When did it become all about me? [votes: 8]
  • Finally got that E-collar off... glanced back there and they're gone... all gone!!!!! [votes: 8]
  • It was the same color as my training pads. [votes: 7]
  • No where to hide. No where to run! [votes: 5]
  • Darling.....but Deadly!!! [votes: 3]
  • What is up with THAT hair?? [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 154 [January 15, 2005 - 344 entries]


Contest #154 1st place "tail"gate party [votes: 81]  Kristy Vines
2nd place Jack and Coke. [votes: 41]  Emilee
r3rd place The cat is starting to turn blue. [votes: 40]  Nancy
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Jackaholics [votes: 37]
  • Well now you've done it! The balls in there and dad's passed out on the couch! [votes: 36]
  • I triple DOG dare ya. [votes: 26]
  • Party animals [votes: 21]
  • Look, I wrote my name in their ice! [votes: 16]
  • Ah, it only has Dad treats! [votes: 15]
  • It doesn't get any better than this, boys! [votes: 12]
  • Tequila makes their clothes fall off. [votes: 10]
  • So who is gonna jump in and get my ball... [votes: 10]
  • One for you, two for me, one for you, two for me... [votes: 10]
  • BUD-WEIS-ER [votes: 9]
  • What, no Corona? [votes: 9]
  • I tell ya they wont miss one cold one. [votes: 9]
  • Sure we can drink beer---we are 18 in dogs years. [votes: 8]
  • I'm sure it's noon somewhere... [votes: 7]
  • Hurry, USC took a time out... [votes: 6]
  • It took three of us to open this thing, and there's still more lids! [votes: 6]
  • As you can see, a very spacious box...one room, refrigerator, and in YOUR price range! [votes: 6]
  • Guys, think of all those carbs! [votes: 2]
  • Do they roll as good as a tennis ball? [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 153 [January 8, 2006 - 367 entries]


Contest #153 1st place Jackseat drivers! [votes: 71]  Grammi
2nd place Are we there yet? [votes: 59]  bls
r3rd place Car Jackers... [votes: 33]  Jakes mom
 
Honorable Mentions
  • JRT Navigation System now available! [votes: 26]
  • Ummm.... I don't mean to interupt you guys, but we had a bit of an accident back here... [votes: 25]
  • Hey, we're pulling into a place called, "Jack In The Box Drive-Thru." I'm worried. [votes: 23]
  • It's McDonald's, can we stop?? Oh Please can we stop! [votes: 21]
  • Hit the road, Jacks! [votes: 17]
  • I need a tree. I really really need a tree! [votes: 17]
  • Look at the pedigree on her! [votes: 16]
  • Driver, follow that cat! [votes: 15]
  • Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, it's off to Petsmart we go! [votes: 15]
  • OK... here's the bank drive-up window.... let's look cute!!! [votes: 13]
  • I think we're lost, but you know he wont stop and ask directions! [votes: 12]
  • He's touching me, make him stop! [votes: 9]
  • Hey Jack, I think that sign says "Vet. 3 miles". [votes: 8]
  • Remember the rule, bark at all red lights. [votes: 8]
  • This next stop better have some grass! [votes: 7]
  • Are we going to the bad place? [votes: 7]
  • Something tells me we're not in Kansas anymore... [votes: 5]
  • Dad always says those words when he's driving. [votes: 4]
  • Worlds largest ball of twine, I can't wait! [votes: 3]
  • Oh no, I think we're in the last scene of a Thelma and Louise re-make! [votes: 3]
  • This is nice, but I prefer the BMW. [votes: 3]
  • 2 bumps on a log. [votes: 3]
  • I cant believe we had to hitch hike to the Nationals! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 152 [January 1, 2006 - 156 entries]


Contest #152 1st place Single white male, looking for love, the outdoorsy type... [votes: 34]  cb
2nd place A Jack Runs Through It. [votes: 33]  lelleybean
r3rd place That banjo music is giving me the creeps. [votes: 30]  katie
 
Honorable Mentions
  • What do you mean you had it all the time? [votes: 24]
  • Up jack creek. [votes: 22]
  • Yep! He should be swimming into the warm spot about right now! [votes: 22]
  • Aaahhh....that warms the water up a little. [votes: 21]
  • I'm looking for a "cat" fish. [votes: 20]
  • The True Grit Swimsuit Edition. [votes: 20]
  • Doggie day spa--Jack Russell Terrier style! [votes: 17]
  • My legs, my legs! Has anyone seen my legs??! [votes: 16]
  • Sign? What sign? I didn't see any sign! [votes: 15]
  • They weren't my bubbles. [votes: 15]
  • Crikey! Come here you little beauty! [votes: 13]
  • Please remember and help my brothers and sisters that were in real deep water in the Gulf States. [votes: 12]
  • Hey, Skipper, I see a boat, I think we're rescued. [votes: 11]
  • Marcco!! Polo!! [votes: 10]
  • I'm having fish for dinner... how about you? [votes: 10]
  • Can't a guy take a bath in peace. [votes: 7]
  • This is ccccold....thank goodness I was neutered last month! [votes: 6]
  • Go deeper? No? What? You go deeper! [votes: 5]
  • Come on in. The fishing is great. [votes: 5]
  • Get the net! [votes: 4]
  • I didn't know they made toilets this big. [votes: 3]
  • Wet behind the ears. [votes: 2]
  • Crossing Jordan. [votes: 1]

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