Jack Russell Terrier Picture Caption Contest Results

The following are the results from our Picture Caption Contests for 2005.

Jack Russell Terrier Picture Caption Contest Results

Results from Contest # 151 [December 25, 2005 - 335 entries]

Contest #151 1st place Waasssuupppp!!!? [votes: 26]  Lindsey
2nd place Jingle bells, wet cat smells, what's this on my head??!! [votes: 24]  Angie
3rd place The Nightmare Before Christmas! [votes: 21]  Kira
Honorable Mentions
  • Rudolph with your nose so bright, I can kick your butt tonight! [votes: 20]
  • I'm a mean one, Mr. Grinch! [votes: 20]
  • Another reason to only buy from reputable breeders. [votes: 20]
  • What Santa takes along when parking in bad areas. [votes: 20]
  • Help me, I have an elf bone stuck in my throat. [votes: 16]
  • Jackalope [votes: 16]
  • What do you mean "No more reindeer games"!!! [votes: 14]
  • Jingle This!!!!! [votes: 14]
  • In an effort to cut costs, Santa outsourced Rudolf this year. [votes: 14]
  • I'll give YOU some reindeer games! [votes: 12]
  • What's in YOUR wallet? [votes: 11]
  • If you think this is funny, wait until you see what I left for you in the closet! [votes: 11]
  • Reindeer gone wild... [votes: 9]
  • When reindeers attack. [votes: 9]
  • This makes me mad. You won't LIKE me when I'm mad! [votes: 9]
  • Yeah, Santa, I have been really good, ...oh the antlers? Don't count your reindeer. [votes: 6]
  • Take the picture!, Take the picture! [votes: 6]
  • There's a ringing in my ears. MAKE IT STOP, make it stop. [votes: 6]
  • That red nose sticks to the roof of your mouth! [votes: 6]
  • Does it look like I am kidding? [votes: 5]
  • Be scared. Be very scared. [votes: 4]
  • Bad santa! [votes: 3]
  • I think my ears are on too tight. [votes: 2]
  • Caution deer crossing. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 150 [December 18, 2005 - 235 entries]

Contest #150 1st place I told Santa I wanted something small and furry for Christmas..... He must have misunderstood... [votes: 36]  Terrier Treatz
2nd place And I want a cat, and a chew bone, and a cat, and a ball. Oh, and I did I mention a cat? [votes: 35]  Kira
3rd place Seriously, dude, what are you? [votes: 29]  Jonne
Honorable Mentions
  • I saw one of these in a movie... don't let it get wet. [votes: 27]
  • Jack contemplates breaking his record of destroying a stuffed toy in thirty seconds... [votes: 26]
  • First they took my brothers away, then my sisters, and now they gave me this. [votes: 23]
  • I don't know if i should play with this thing or feel bad for it?? [votes: 21]
  • If you're one of Santa's elves, will you tell him I've been really good this year? [votes: 16]
  • If I shake it hard by the neck, will it stop looking at me? [votes: 15]
  • Go ahead blink, I dare you! [votes: 14]
  • Is it true your mom was a gremlin? [votes: 14]
  • I'm not touching you. [votes: 14]
  • Talk fast while you can, Furbee. [votes: 13]
  • You've got crumbs in your beard, I will get them. [votes: 12]
  • So you gonna take that treat outta your pocket mister? [votes: 8]
  • What?! You want me to pull your sleigh this year? [votes: 6]
  • So, what's your plan? [votes: 5]
  • Hey kid -- pull my finger. [votes: 4]
  • I am NOT sitting on your lap! Just gimme a toy! [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 149 [December 11, 2005 - 212 entries]

Contest #149 1st place It's cold, I hate this sweater, it's cold, I hate this sweater, it's cold, I hate this sweater! [votes: 34]  Debbie
2nd place Hey let me in, all the cats are making fun of me. [votes: 30]  Rusty
3rd place But Mom, no one else has to wear a coat. [votes: 29]  Nikkid25
Honorable Mentions
  • I know you're in there! [votes: 28]
  • Looking dashing in his Lands End fleece, Jack admires his reflection. [votes: 25]
  • How much is that doggy in the window!!! [votes: 24]
  • Hello....this ain't Jack Frost knocking at your door! [votes: 24]
  • Baby, it's cold outside. [votes: 20]
  • Too bad I left my keys in my other jacket. [votes: 19]
  • Does this make me look fat? [votes: 18]
  • Laugh it up cat! [votes: 16]
  • When I mentioned my 'winter coat' this isn't what I had in mind. [votes: 15]
  • Jack's back. [votes: 11]
  • Lemme in! I felt a flake! [votes: 11]
  • Uh Oh! I thought the Christmas party was casual dress. [votes: 11]
  • Where are my pants? [votes: 11]
  • Can your cat come out and play? [votes: 10]
  • What are my humans doing???? [votes: 7]
  • Big dog in a little coat. [votes: 6]
  • The lady in red. [votes: 6]
  • They said they were getting my dinner. It's been 10 seconds, where are they? [votes: 6]
  • It's five o'clock... do you know where your parents are? [votes: 6]
  • Who let the dogs out? [votes: 3]
  • ...bathed.....clipped.....new coat........I smell a rat! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 148 [December 4, 2005 - 224 entries]

Contest #148 1st place Quarterjack [votes: 56]  Tony
2nd place Are you ready for some football? [votes: 31]  Karen
3rd place TOUCHDOWN! Who's the dog? Who's the dog? [votes: 28]  Terrier Treatz
Honorable Mentions
  • Laugh all you want, but your not getting the ball back. [votes: 26]
  • After further review, the dog on the field needs a haircut. [votes: 22]
  • Jack Russell Carrier. [votes: 19]
  • Jack Russells - they're in a league of their own! [votes: 17]
  • We beat the Jaguars and the Panthers and the Lions are next - they're all just cats. [votes: 17]
  • Ruffing the passer, Ruffing the passer! [votes: 16]
  • Rawhide is Rawhide. [votes: 12]
  • I promise I'll hold the ball, Charlie Brown. [votes: 11]
  • I can smell it, I just can't see a thing. [votes: 11]
  • Pigskin, it's what's for dinner. [votes: 10]
  • Football & Jack. Man's two best friends. [votes: 9]
  • That's a penalty for taunting after the play! [votes: 8]
  • Pig Skin---the NEW rawhide. [votes: 8]
  • I'm going to disneyland! [votes: 8]
  • Hey guys did I hear you say you were one guy short for the game? [votes: 6]
  • One more touchdown and we are in the bisket bowl! [votes: 5]
  • I bet our running back is faster than yours. [votes: 4]
  • Show me the money! [votes: 4]
  • Man, ever since I took out the dreads I can't see! [votes: 3]
  • That McNabb is always trying to make me look bad. [votes: 2]
  • I'd like to thank... [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 147 [November 27, 2005 - 285 entries]

Contest #147 1st place Jack in the box. [votes: 82]  Cheryl
2nd place Oh Boy! That cat I ordered finally arrived!! [votes: 56]  Erin
3rd place When it absolutely, positively has to be destroyed as soon as it arrives. [votes: 54]  amywhoelse
Honorable Mentions
  • 50 dollars for a toy plus shipping and he plays with the box! [votes: 39]
  • This second day air smells just like the regular air.....why'd we buy old air anyway? [votes: 22]
  • When you absolutely have to get there over night... [votes: 18]
  • I'll be home for Christmas. [votes: 17]
  • HEY, popcorn... YUCK, styrafoam. [votes: 12]
  • I thought the head was supposed to pop out of the Jack in the box. [votes: 12]
  • Can you hear me NOW? [votes: 11]
  • Sea Monkeys? Where? [votes: 9]
  • When you need doggie treats NOW, brown is your shipper. [votes: 7]
  • I wonder how many stamps this'll take.... [votes: 7]
  • I'm leavin' on a jet plane! [votes: 6]
  • No buts about it, 2nd day delivery. [votes: 6]
  • UPS, he did it again... [votes: 6]
  • Anything to declare? [votes: 5]
  • Dang, it's for you again. [votes: 4]
  • Cool! I made the cover of the new Jasper Calendar! [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 146 [November 20, 2005 - 235 entries]

Contest #146 1st place You can wave that biscuit around all you want, I saw that shampoo & I'm NOT coming out! [votes: 68]  dancer
2nd place No! You're kidding! The roast chicken is missing? [votes: 48]  anon
3rd place I know, it's about that puddle in the kitchen... I'm all ready punishing myself. [votes: 30]  Stan
Honorable Mentions
  • I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove ANYTHING! [votes: 30]
  • How do I tell her the Jenny Craig ain't workin'? [votes: 22]
  • OOPS, I did it again. [votes: 19]
  • I'm still wating for FEMA. [votes: 17]
  • No, please, don't take out Mr. Hoover. [votes: 17]
  • Something tells me you're not a happy camper. [votes: 15]
  • I swear on that cat's life, I didn't do it! [votes: 15]
  • Jack splat! [votes: 12]
  • Jack's going to ground for those dust bunnies that he's heard about. [votes: 11]
  • The devil made me do it. [votes: 11]
  • Sometimes it seems like the weight of the world is on me. [votes: 10]
  • You don't even want to look under there. [votes: 9]
  • I've got friends in low places. [votes: 9]
  • I made in my bed, now I have to lie under it. [votes: 7]
  • The monster under the bed. [votes: 7]
  • May I help you? [votes: 6]
  • Innocent is.... as innocent does.... [votes: 5]

Results from Contest # 145 [November 13, 2005 - 308 entries]

Contest #145 1st place Pull my paw. [votes: 52]  Anon
2nd place You're FIRED! [votes: 41]  Greggo
3rd place I will never drink out of the toilet again. [votes: 36]  Dani
Honorable Mentions
  • How you doin??? [votes: 24]
  • Here's Licking at you Kid. [votes: 24]
  • One eyed Jacks are wild. [votes: 23]
  • Why would someone make Jalapeno treats? [votes: 18]
  • That dog said he was an under, but I swear he was this tall!! [votes: 12]
  • Here's lookin' at you kid! [votes: 11]
  • Show me the way ta go home. I'm tired and I wanna go to bed... [votes: 10]
  • Your Country Needs You! [votes: 9]
  • Talk about leaving a bad taste in your mouth! [votes: 9]
  • Gimme some paw, partner. [votes: 9]
  • She never got the glass this clean before... [votes: 8]
  • It's so shiny...I want to touch it... [votes: 8]
  • Hey Baby!!! What's your sign? [votes: 8]
  • What did I step in? [votes: 7]
  • May I have this dance? [votes: 6]
  • That's not a funny face, THIS is a funny face. [votes: 6]
  • Now listen to this little bit of gossip I picked up ....that pup's daddy ain't registered! [votes: 5]
  • Yeah yeah I know, I'm stuck. [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 144 [Nov 6, 2005 - 312 entries]

Contest #144 1st place Tequila! I wanted a Jack Daniels! [votes: 43]  Tina
2nd place One tequila, two tequila, three tequila,...FLOOOR! [votes: 40]  Jordan
3rd place ..."some people claim that there's a Terrier to blame"...  Nancy
Honorable Mentions
  • One more and that Pug at the end of the bar might look better. [votes: 27]
  • I can't believe she left me for a Prench Foodle... Gimme 'nother drink, tarbender... [votes: 25]
  • She just up and left me for a Golden Retriever, a Golden Retriever! [votes: 22]
  • The urge to take off my collar, stand on the table and dance, has become strangely overwhelming. [votes: 22]
  • What do you mean "Hair of the dog that bit you?" [votes: 20]
  • Don't worry, it's 5 o'clock somewhere! [votes: 16]
  • And they think drinking out of the toilet is gross! This stuff stinks! [votes: 13]
  • Friends don't let Jacks dig drunk. [votes: 13]
  • I know I'm gonna hate myself in the morning! [votes: 11]
  • Don't Drink and Dig. [votes: 10]
  • That glass is moving!!! [votes: 10]
  • She's housebroken and has had all of her shots but one. [votes: 8]
  • One time... at tracking camp... I... oh, hell, where was I? [votes: 7]
  • I don't know who Jose is but this looks reaaaaal bad! [votes: 6]
  • Betty Ford's dog "Mezcal". [votes: 6]
  • My owner passed out two shots ago! [votes: 5]
  • Set em up Joe. [votes: 5]
  • Ok! Who's up for a game of quarters?!! [votes: 4]
  • Another one bites the dust! [votes: 3]
  • Hey!! I wanted one bourbon, one scotch and one beer!!! [votes: 2]
  • Any one seen my keys? [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 143 [October 30, 2005 - 334 entries]

Contest #143 1st place Cattle "Russellers" [votes: 66]  unknown
2nd place If we start digging now, we should be over there by the morning!!! [votes: 38]  unknown
3rd place Beef - it's what's for dinner. [votes: 26]  unknown
Honorable Mentions
  • I don't know what those are either, but they smell just like my favorite chew toy. [votes: 21]
  • Who let the COWS OUT!! Whoop, Whoop. [votes: 13]
  • That little one keeps eyeballin' me, What, you wanna piece of me?? [votes: 12]
  • My milk shake brings all the dogs to the yard... [votes: 11]
  • Rollin, Rollin, Rollin, RAWHIDE! [votes: 11]
  • Hey! Your mama's a fat cow! [votes: 11]
  • No-No - we're vegetarians.......c'on over! [votes: 11]
  • Got milk?? [votes: 10]
  • I'm telling ya, Spike they just won't go to ground when you chase them. [votes: 10]
  • Where's the beef? [votes: 8]
  • I want the one on the left, no wait! The one on the right! [votes: 8]
  • Wanna go cow tipping dude? [votes: 7]
  • Ok, I say we name them Rumproast, Chuckroast, Sirloin ... [votes: 7]
  • Did that cow just say, "Eat More CAT?" [votes: 6]
  • Hey look! Someone new moooooved in across the street. [votes: 6]
  • I hate it when the steaks are undercooked. [votes: 5]
  • I think the one in the middle's already been tipped... [votes: 5]
  • Would you like fries with that? [votes: 5]
  • What they are before they become Rawhid Chews. [votes: 4]
  • They look friendly, but you can never tell with their tail between there legs like that. [votes: 4]
  • Jack was caught MOOning over the girl across the road. [votes: 3]
  • Hmmm....I wonder if the fences are for our protection or theirs? [votes: 3]
  • Calm down... don't have a cow! [votes: 2]
  • That's what I'm talkin' about! [votes: 2]
  • Now all we have to do is wait till the cows come home... [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 142 [October 16, 2005 - 279 entries]

Contest #142 1st place Where do I bite to make him squeak? [votes: 109]  Kathy
2nd place Can I rip the stuffing out, huh can I, can I? [votes: 57]  Lisa
3rd place Reason #1 Why Disney Doesn't Allow Pets. [votes: 41]  lelleybean
Honorable Mentions
  • Who's the big dog now? [votes: 33]
  • Damn, I think this is the biggest red fox i have ever seen. [votes: 30]
  • Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jumped over the big orange shtick. [votes: 26]
  • JR's are little dogs that think they are bigger, often challenging dogs many times their size. [votes: 20]
  • What do you mean this isn't an obstacle, I hit the yellow. [votes: 19]
  • Suitability to 'Mascot'. [votes: 18]
  • Do you give up? Do ya? [votes: 18]
  • I don't know what it is, but do I get a Certificate for hunting it? [votes: 17]
  • Hey, everyone... DOGPILE!!! [votes: 16]
  • Mascot? I don't need no stinking mascot! [votes: 12]
  • Whaddya mean, foul??!! [votes: 11]
  • Who said I missed a pole?!? [votes: 9]
  • Look at me and my bad self! [votes: 9]
  • Take that, you poser! [votes: 7]
  • Does size REALLY matter? [votes: 6]
  • There can be only one! [votes: 6]
  • I am Gladiator... Are you not entertained? [votes: 6]
  • Never mock the hurdles again! [votes: 5]
  • Unless I get a Q you're not getting up. [votes: 5]
  • Now this was a real challenge. [votes: 4]
  • I just can't stand this judge! [votes: 4]
  • No quarry too large... [votes: 3]
  • I told you, he neutered me. [votes: 3]
  • I really didn't like the placement of the obstacles. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 141 [Oct 9, 2005 - 297 entries]

Contest #141 1st place Jack-O-Lanterns [votes: 54]  Julz
2nd place Okay guys if this house doesn't give out cats then the flowerbed gets it. [votes: 44]  Patrick B
3rd place Trick or treat, bite your feet, gimme liver snaps to eat! [votes: 27]  amywhoelse
Honorable Mentions
  • Rick - r - Reat!!!! [votes: 26]
  • How embarrassing! We are all wearing the same costume! [votes: 21]
  • We're not hunters, we're HAUNTERS! [votes: 19]
  • We come for the 'black' cat. [votes: 16]
  • Got bones? [votes: 15]
  • The Jack-O-Lantern Club of America founders. [votes: 15]
  • Trick-or-Treat...smell my feet...give me a tasty rat to eat... [votes: 13]
  • Does anyone else feel violated? [votes: 12]
  • Always use the "buddy system" when trick or treating! [votes: 11]
  • Trick or Meat! [votes: 10]
  • The dogs have torn up the sheets again. [votes: 9]
  • I hate it when they make me stand in front. [votes: 9]
  • I just want to know how you got them to that. [votes: 9]
  • ...just when you thought the neighborhood was safe! [votes: 8]
  • Trick O Treat, smell my butt, give me something other than coconut!!!! [votes: 7]
  • Hand over the cats or we'll haunt you for life! [votes: 6]
  • Sure you think they're cute, but do you know how long it took me to get them to cooperate? [votes: 6]
  • This is what the therapist was talking about. [votes: 6]
  • Tricks are fun, but treats are better. [votes: 5]

Results from Contest # 140 [October 2, 2005 - 326 entries]

Contest #140 1st place In case of Bad Day, Open Case, Remove Jack, Play. [votes: 62]  Bob/Diana
2nd place I wish the cat would quit packing my lunch. [votes: 33]  NikkiD25
3rd place A good example of a working terrier. [votes: 30]  cb
Honorable Mentions
  • Finally, a cure for separation anxiety! [votes: 30]
  • The Apprentice. [votes: 27]
  • Bring your dog to work day... [votes: 21]
  • A new computer by Apple, announcing........ the Jackintosh. [votes: 19]
  • You're not working on Saturday; you're just NOT! [votes: 14]
  • Jack sleeps in his briefs, what do you sleep in? [votes: 13]
  • JRT... Don't leave home without it. [votes: 12]
  • Martha says "always pack the essentials". [votes: 11]
  • Honestly, the dog ate my report!!! [votes: 10]
  • I promise I won't bark in your meeting this time. [votes: 10]
  • Jack, don't leave home without him. [votes: 10]
  • Sleeping on the job. [votes: 9]
  • This isn't a Gucci briefcase... it's a Poochie briefcase! [votes: 9]
  • JRT....don't leave home without one. [votes: 8]
  • Despite pressures from his boss, Mike's lunch time naps were becoming more frequent. [votes: 8]
  • This beats a crate any day. [votes: 7]
  • Let me be brief. [votes: 6]
  • The new crate by Armoni. [votes: 6]
  • How much is that doggy in the briefcase? [votes: 4]
  • This is my bed and its an open and shut case!! [votes: 4]
  • I rest "in" my case. [votes: 4]
  • Doggy bag? [votes: 4]
  • He works like a dog! [votes: 3]
  • Working 9 to 5. [votes: 2]
  • Get off my case!! It's been a long day!! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 139 [September 25, 2005 - 244 entries]

Contest #139 1st place Nine-forty-five p.m, target is sleeping. Move in, I repeat, move in. [votes: 59]  Clare
2nd place Why do all 9 of my lives flash before me when I look at this puppy.....WHY? [votes: 41]  Stan
3rd place Why do I have a bad feeling about this? [votes: 33]  Dave W
Honorable Mentions
  • First they take my claws away... Now this!!! [votes: 26]
  • Let sleeping dogs lie!!! [votes: 19]
  • Look at him, sleeping like nothing happened! My tail will never be the same! [votes: 18]
  • I still can't believe they brought one of those things home! [votes: 16]
  • He'll never know what hit him. [votes: 16]
  • Somehow, Mr. Smith couldn't help doubting he wasn't the true father of his newly born son. [votes: 16]
  • I wonder if any one would notice if he went missing. [votes: 13]
  • If I didn't know better, he almost looks peaceful. [votes: 12]
  • I wish they would stop saying... do you like your baby brother? [votes: 11]
  • Aww...how cute. Now it's time to welcome him to the neighborhood! [votes: 9]
  • Uh-oH! I've heard of this breed. Better get rid of it now! [votes: 9]
  • Cat's Got Jack!! [votes: 6]
  • C'mon over, Kitty.... make my day! [votes: 5]
  • After this, they better never again say "look what the cat drug in"! [votes: 5]
  • OK, he is the decoy, where's mama? [votes: 5]
  • Time for REVENGE!!! [votes: 4]
  • We attack at dawn!!! [votes: 4]
  • Aw man! I thought i had a good hiding place. [votes: 3]
  • Oh, a new toy, can't wait to pounce on it. [votes: 1]
  • That neighbor is always staring at me over the fence. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 138 [September 18, 2005 - 277 entries]

Contest #138 1st place Are those little guys making cookies? [votes: 50]  Joey
2nd place LumberJACKS! [votes: 48]  Greggo
3rd place Dude, you are like, so stuck in there! [votes: 29]  Kira
Honorable Mentions
  • Aw, come on out, squirrel! Be a sport! We just wanna chew on you a little... [votes: 25]
  • That's the last time I let you read Winnie the Pooh!!! [votes: 18]
  • I think we're barking up the wrong tree here, Jack. [votes: 18]
  • 7. You're right, that smells HORRIBLE. Let's check it out! [votes: 16]
  • Hey, I think the cat with the white strip down its back went in here. [votes: 15]
  • Jacks in the crack. [votes: 11]
  • It may not be in the ground, but it's a hole, and that's good enough for us! [votes: 11]
  • Dang, so thats what squirrels do with all those nuts! [votes: 11]
  • I swear, these Easter Egg Hunts get harder every year! [votes: 11]
  • Anybody home? [votes: 11]
  • Tree's a crowd. [votes: 10]
  • Tree mail! We got tree mail! Reward challenge! [votes: 9]
  • Lead, follow or get out of the way... [votes: 8]
  • Come on -- feel around for the light switch. [votes: 6]
  • This is a fine mess you've gotten us into! [votes: 5]
  • DIBS !! [votes: 5]
  • Wanna try smokin him out? [votes: 5]
  • Just say no to crack. [votes: 5]
  • Eureka!!!...I think we hit the jackpot!!!! [votes: 5]
  • A little help please. [votes: 4]
  • Look at this! Indoor plumbing. [votes: 3]
  • You take the high road, I'll take the low road... [votes: 3]
  • Sure would make a helluva chew toy, wouldn't it? [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 137 [September 11, 2005 - 236 entries]

Contest #137 1st place Jumpin Jack Splash! [votes: 82]  Andrew
2nd place Singin' in the rain, I'm singin' in the rain, what a wonderful feeling, I'm happy again! [votes: 24]  Kathy
3rd place We're barking in the rain.. Just barking in the rain... [votes: 22]  Angie
Honorable Mentions
  • Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head... [votes: 21]
  • This sure beats drinking outta the toilet! [votes: 21]
  • MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! (seagulls on "Finding Nemo") [votes: 19]
  • Yippee! The St. Bernard is shaking his head again! [votes: 16]
  • Why can't we just have a water bowl like normal Jacks? [votes: 12]
  • The dog days of summer. [votes: 11]
  • No, its my water - I was here first! [votes: 10]
  • Ok, so long as they don't add soap, I think this is ok. [votes: 10]
  • Someone didn't know what they were doing when they tapped this keg. [votes: 9]
  • Retreat !!!!! there's too many of them!!! [votes: 9]
  • Hey, pull the shower curtain, can't a dog have a little privacy round here? [votes: 9]
  • A bowl would be much easier. [votes: 8]
  • It's raining... it's pouring... these Jacks will be snoring soon. [votes: 7]
  • Noooooooo! I just had my fur done!!! [votes: 6]
  • Awe, something to wash the cat down with. [votes: 6]
  • Water and watch them grow! [votes: 6]
  • Now if only they would get this excited about baths... [votes: 5]
  • Say it ....don't spray it!!! [votes: 4]
  • Rain drops keep falling on my head......now if only a cat would. [votes: 4]
  • It's raining water, but I really wish it was raining cats! [votes: 3]
  • The guy with the cucumber and no toilet paper couldn't hold it any more. [votes: 3]
  • OH NO!!! The sky is falling! [votes: 2]
  • Maaake it stopp!!! Pleeeeeease make it stop! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 136 [September 4, 2005 - 212 entries]

Contest #136 1st place JACKass: The movie. [votes: 43]  luckyduck326
2nd place If I bark once I need chips, if I bark twice I need a beer! [votes: 33]  Rupert
3rd place I sure wish I hadn't eaten that remote! [votes: 31]  suez
Honorable Mentions
  • Dog day afternoon [votes: 22]
  • Westminster is so DULL -- no racing, no rats... [votes: 21]
  • I'll do my obedience school homework in a minute, mom. [votes: 20]
  • Not right now Mom, I'm watching Frasier!! [votes: 19]
  • Reruns... nothing but reruns. [votes: 19]
  • The End [votes: 18]
  • It's late at night; do you know what your Jacks are watching? [votes: 16]
  • Don't get too close; I ate all that cucumber and you took away my toilet paper! [votes: 14]
  • 180 channels and nothing to watch! [votes: 14]
  • Kibble & Bits, Kibble & Bits. I wanna see the comercial for Kibble & Bits. [votes: 11]
  • To answer Dr. Phil - How's that workin' out for you - I say this is working out great. [votes: 10]
  • Let's paws for a station identification... [votes: 10]
  • Yes, I am ready for some football!!! [votes: 9]
  • I wish my "pets" would hurry up and get home from school! [votes: 9]
  • I'm watching an Animal Planet special on wolves. It's good to know your history. [votes: 8]
  • I thought only children were suppose to be left in front of the TV. [votes: 5]
  • Wow... that Lassie has some set of teeth. [votes: 3]
  • I think I need Glasses! [votes: 3]
  • This is boring, when do the Incredible Challenge terrier races come on? [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 135 [Aug 28, 2005 - 306 entries]

Contest #135 1st place Don't worry mom, I showed dad how to rub his butt on the carpet! [votes: 47]  Shane
2nd place I was thinking of TPing the cat....wanna help? [votes: 43]  Stan
3rd place I'm not supposed to be doing this, am I? [votes: 25]  Aussie Chick
Honorable Mentions
  • Gotta Go, Gotta Go, Gotta Go Right Now. [votes: 24]
  • Please don't squeeze the Charmin. [votes: 19]
  • Where's the guy who ate all that cucumber???? [votes: 16]
  • Why was this toy in the bathroom? [votes: 16]
  • Potty Mouth. [votes: 14]
  • No need to say anything, I'll just go sit in the corner of my crate. [votes: 11]
  • Yes, trust me, we will need this on my walk. [votes: 10]
  • The calm before the storm. [votes: 10]
  • Squeeze THIS, Mr. Whipple! [votes: 10]
  • Take a stroll? I thought she said take a roll!! [votes: 10]
  • Can I spare a square? You're kidding, right? [votes: 8]
  • My dad is sitting in the part of this picture you can't see, and i am just out of reach... [votes: 7]
  • This Jack is housebroken! [votes: 6]
  • You couldn't have spent a few more dollars on a real chew toy? [votes: 6]
  • Is this what they mean when they say "smoking gun"? [votes: 4]
  • You're right, it is better BEFORE! [votes: 4]
  • Give me the treat and nobody gets hurt! [votes: 4]
  • Do not go in there! [votes: 4]
  • When nature calls... [votes: 3]
  • I got the paper, mom. [votes: 3]
  • Jack decides he needs more fiber in his diet... [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 134 [August 21, 2005 - 308 entries]

Contest #134 1st place I needed a Jack of spades... not a Jack that's spayed! [votes: 43]  Greggo
2nd place Nothing like a relaxing game of "Soliterrier". [votes: 39]  Big Daddy
3rd place Her best game ever, soon to be ruined by a knock on the door! [votes: 30]  Mark
Honorable Mentions
  • Heck with the caption, how'd she get that jack to sit still? [votes: 28]
  • Cheater! You can't put a two and a three on top of a Jack! [votes: 20]
  • Jacks are wild. [votes: 19]
  • Is this what you meant when you said you needed a Jack? [votes: 18]
  • In the game of life, all Jacks are wild. [votes: 15]
  • The 53 card deck---Contains 1 extra jack. [votes: 15]
  • Ace is high, but Jacks are better. [votes: 15]
  • Oh no, gotta sneeze . . . gotta sneeze! [votes: 12]
  • Play the Jack! Just play the Jack! [votes: 12]
  • Solitary confinement!!! [votes: 10]
  • 14. Jack fills in for his owners missing "Jack of Hearts." [votes: 9]
  • I have to watch her...she cheats! [votes: 7]
  • Hit me momma! [votes: 5]
  • Come on mom, you need a black ace... I can't feel my feet anymore. [votes: 5]
  • That's right, jack on the queen and the ten on the jack. [votes: 5]
  • I just knew obedience school was a bad idea... [votes: 5]
  • I see your future! You're going to meet a tall, dark cat. [votes: 4]
  • Now that's a poker face! [votes: 3]
  • I like it better when we play texas hold em. [votes: 2]
  • How did I get dealt into this? [votes: 2]
  • Need to get out more? [votes: 2]
  • Do I get paid for this? [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 133 [August 14, 2005 - 327 entries]

Contest #133 1st place Now, where is the darn squeaky in this thing??? [votes: 60]  kelly
2nd place How to shred cucumber for your in-laws' salad. [votes: 23]  iluvsimba723
3rd place Where's the creme filling? [votes: 22]  Nora
Honorable Mentions
  • Someone is going to be walking me A LOT tomorrow. [votes: 21]
  • Dunno what it was, but ...it wont try to get in my house again. [votes: 20]
  • Die You Wretched Vegetable, Die! [votes: 19]
  • Is ANY part of this actually edible? [votes: 17]
  • Who needs a food processor when you have a Jack? [votes: 17]
  • Jack chews his way into another big pickle!!! [votes: 16]
  • Salad Shooter!! [votes: 15]
  • Now, I'm in trouble and it didn't even taste good. [votes: 15]
  • Now I'm Really In A Pickle!!! [votes: 13]
  • This is much better than that Kong thing. [votes: 11]
  • I found it like this!! [votes: 11]
  • The chew toy from hell. [votes: 10]
  • I'll show you "eat healthy"! [votes: 9]
  • When Jacks go vegetarian... [votes: 8]
  • Where's the candy center? [votes: 7]
  • What do you mean there is no Suitability to Zucchini?? [votes: 6]
  • Salt!! I need salt! [votes: 6]
  • Salad's Ready!! [votes: 5]
  • As bad as it tastes, I just can't help myself. [votes: 5]
  • Now who's 'squash'...yeah, that's what I thought! [votes: 5]
  • Jack learns that bigger is not always better... [votes: 4]
  • My Precious Dog Would Never Do THIS! [votes: 2]
  • I think I'm gonna be sick... [votes: 2]
  • Didn't get what you wanted for Christmas this year? [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 132 [August 7, 2005 - 260 entries]

Contest #132 1st place Arewethereyet arewethereyet arewethereyet arewethereyet? [votes: 48]  Erin
2nd place Peddle quicker woman. The flying monkeys are gaining on us. [votes: 42]  Jazmin
3rd place Guarding Miss Daisy. [votes: 41]  j
Honorable Mentions
  • Hit the road Jack. [votes: 27]
  • I'll get you, my pretty! And your little dog, too! [votes: 26]
  • I don't think I'm gonna be wearing that yellow jersey... [votes: 17]
  • OK...in my dream, you were a "Biker Babe" and this contraption was a Harley... [votes: 16]
  • Crate Trained. [votes: 12]
  • Over the hill and through the woods to grandmothers house we go. [votes: 11]
  • "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head" [votes: 11]
  • I look sweet, upon the seat, of a bicycle built for two. [votes: 8]
  • Well, that answers the age old question about bears in the woods!!!! [votes: 8]
  • I got your back. [votes: 8]
  • Toto wan't strapped in, where are the scriptwriters? [votes: 7]
  • Jack dreams he's the heroic tail-gunner on a B-52 flying over hostile territory. [votes: 7]
  • Back seat hunter. [votes: 7]
  • We brake for everything. [votes: 7]
  • Country roads... Take me home... [votes: 5]
  • This is not what I meant when I said "crate"!! [votes: 4]
  • Hey is that Bambi? [votes: 3]
  • It's always the same view from second place. [votes: 3]
  • Mom told me about the road less traveled...Is this it? Sure looks like it! [votes: 2]
  • One for the road. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 131 [July 31, 2005 - 325 entries]

Contest #131 1st place A real Dog and Pony Show. [votes: 34]  Divot
2nd place Jack Russeller. [votes: 33]  Allen
3rd place When I hold my ears like this it looks like we are going really fast, doesn't it? [votes: 30]  jkrslkay
Honorable Mentions
  • Where does the quarter go? [votes: 26]
  • You tell em' Jack's coming, and Hells coming with me! [votes: 23]
  • What happens at the Mustang Dude Ranch, stays at the Mustang Dude Ranch. [votes: 20]
  • Bare JACK riding. [votes: 16]
  • I can't wait until momma gets tired of the new digital camera. [votes: 13]
  • Why it's best to deal with licensed, JRTCA registered breeders. [votes: 13]
  • Please remain seated until the ride comes to a complete stop. [votes: 12]
  • Well, I'm horsebroken. Oh, you said housebroken. Oh. [votes: 11]
  • What?! If that last guy can ride a lab, I can ride a horse!! [votes: 11]
  • You have to move your feet. We won't get anywhere if you don't move your feet. [votes: 10]
  • Prairie dog. [votes: 10]
  • My jack would have tore that stuffed animal to shreads by now. [votes: 9]
  • Can we please have some privacy? [votes: 8]
  • Shoot lower sheriff...they're ridin' shetlands... [votes: 8]
  • How the West was really won. [votes: 8]
  • Howdy, Pilgrim. [votes: 8]
  • Yeehaw!!!!! [votes: 7]
  • Do my ears look big on this? [votes: 7]
  • Where are my spurs and whip? [votes: 3]
  • Reins! What are reins? Give me it's leash! [votes: 3]
  • This wasn't what i had in mind when you said a 'cute picture'! [votes: 3]
  • Jack never suspected his friend's ears had been "tampered with"... [votes: 2]
  • The horses always look bigger on the website. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 130 [July 24, 2005 - 270 entries]

Contest #130 1st place That's right - he wore blue shorts and stole my jet ski. [votes: 71]  patrick b
2nd place Russell Rescue [votes: 49]  Paisley
3rd place I wanted a jetski... but nOOoooo! [votes: 33]  Erin
Honorable Mentions
  • Row, row, row your lab, gently down the stream... [votes: 30]
  • DOG JACKING. [votes: 22]
  • You're not going to tell the guys about this, are you Butch? [votes: 18]
  • Jack gets his lab work done! [votes: 15]
  • How do you steer this thing? [votes: 13]
  • Unfortunately, Jack's new water toy had a mind of its own. [votes: 13]
  • Wilson! Wilson, I lost Wilson! [votes: 11]
  • Is that a candy bar floating over there?? [votes: 9]
  • Up the creek without a paddle. [votes: 8]
  • I ain't heavy, I'm his brother! [votes: 8]
  • My frequent swimmer miles finally paid off. [votes: 8]
  • My other ride is a limo. [votes: 7]
  • Uh Oh! It says here "not to be used as a lifesaving device." [votes: 7]
  • Mom said to watch out for the brown floaty things. [votes: 6]
  • Pleeese dont put another quarter in it... [votes: 6]
  • Why is this island moving? [votes: 6]
  • "Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!" [votes: 5]
  • Have raft will travel... [votes: 5]
  • A Retrieving Labrador [votes: 4]
  • Please dont sink. [votes: 4]
  • Swim Forest, swim! [votes: 4]
  • KNOT ON A LOG [votes: 3]
  • Get off My back. [votes: 3]
  • Is this the slow boat to China? [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 129 [July 17, 2005 - 269 entries]

Contest #129 1st place I'm too sexy for my shorts! [votes: 49]  Jennie
2nd place Oh yea, she looking - stomach in... [votes: 34]  Lil' Bit's mom
3rd place What do you mean, they cancelled Baywatch? [votes: 33]  suez
Honorable Mentions
  • Russell Rescue [votes: 29]
  • Jumping Jack Splash. [votes: 22]
  • I just want a normal owner! [votes: 16]
  • You think I am fast on the ground....watch me on this thing! [votes: 15]
  • Hey, I'm gonna need a longer leash... [votes: 11]
  • Polaris promised me a life-time supply of bones for this. [votes: 11]
  • Do these pants make me look fat? [votes: 11]
  • Captain Jack [votes: 10]
  • Darn...I left the keys in my other shorts! [votes: 9]
  • That's right...I look good AND I'm gettin paid. [votes: 9]
  • Anyone else feel a little draft in their shorts?? [votes: 8]
  • Yea, I'm a stud. [votes: 8]
  • I think I'm starting to freckle in all this sun. [votes: 7]
  • Let's get this party started. [votes: 6]
  • Yeah, Ma, I AM goin' out dressed like this ! All the guys are wearing these. [votes: 5]
  • Remember Fonzie Jumping the Shark? [votes: 5]
  • This Jacks got Back!! [votes: 5]
  • Those new Victoria's Secret models sure are dogs! [votes: 4]
  • Can't a guy wear trunks on his jet ski without remarks? [votes: 4]
  • All the girls dig a Jack who has his own ride. [votes: 4]
  • The weather is here - wish you were beautiful! [votes: 4]
  • Would you at least poke a hole for my tail... the swimmers are heading into the beach in a panic! [votes: 3]
  • And this model is perfect for those 'dog days' of summer! [votes: 2]
  • This is mine, all mine!! [votes: 2]
  • Want to go for a little spin? [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 128 [July 10, 2005 - 204 entries]

Contest #128 1st place You want a piece of me, goggle boy?! [votes: 47]  jen
2nd place Give me back my shorts. [votes: 42]  Steve L
3rd place You want to see my Jack knife? [votes: 39]  Kathy
Honorable Mentions
  • Mom, there's a kid in my pool. [votes: 36]
  • Squirrel chunks in the filter? Really ? How did THAT happen? [votes: 30]
  • Ok, that was pretty good, but your doggy-paddle form needs some work. [votes: 28]
  • You ain't gettin' out till I get my KONG back! [votes: 21]
  • I said MARCO! [votes: 19]
  • Quick! Jump out while Mom's not looking, and we'll go roll in some dirt! [votes: 17]
  • I will jump, you know I will. [votes: 16]
  • What are you doing in my water bowl? [votes: 15]
  • I see those bubbles! [votes: 11]
  • Come on jack, I promise it's warm... [votes: 10]
  • Bottoms Up. [votes: 7]
  • Timmy's in the POOL, not the well! [votes: 7]
  • No I can't come in just yet. I just ate. [votes: 6]
  • The new and improved pool urine test, if his tail goes up, there is pee in the pool. [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 127 [July 3, 2005 - 241 entries]

Contest #127 1st place Step away from the food and nobody gets hurt. [votes: 30]  Chelsea
2nd place There's 3 things I hate....and you're 2 of them... [votes: 23]  Stan
3rd place Ok, mom...I've got his attention...you grab the bone on 3! [votes: 20]  pharvey
Honorable Mentions
  • Oh WOW! Now my bones come with toppings! [votes: 17]
  • Step away from the bone! [votes: 14]
  • Ruff vs. Fluff [votes: 14]
  • You're standing on what's left of the last cat that ticked me off. [votes: 14]
  • What we have here is a failure to communicate... [votes: 13]
  • I don't remember Grandma having such big teeth. [votes: 12]
  • Be afraid.....be very afraid!! [votes: 12]
  • Waiter! There's a cat on my bone! [votes: 11]
  • I'm the one your mother warned you about! [votes: 10]
  • Back off Kitty, That's my bone! [votes: 9]
  • Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. [votes: 9]
  • Silence Of The Cats: Tell me about the lambs Clarice. [votes: 9]
  • This is not going to be pretty. [votes: 8]
  • Buy one get one free. [votes: 8]
  • Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil... [votes: 8]
  • Give it your best shot. It's one life to nine lives. [votes: 6]
  • You dirty caaat! You ate my dinnaaa! You dirty caaat! [votes: 6]
  • Bet ya can't eat just one!! [votes: 5]
  • "Bone Apetite!" [votes: 5]
  • Hows about a little kiss???? [votes: 2]
  • Scardy Cats! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 126 [Jun 26, 2005 - 282 entries]

Contest #126 1st place Yeah, there's still some squirrel in there, I can feel it. [votes: 46]  DWhite
2nd place Scrub harder. I use my tongue for toilet paper. [votes: 33]  the silly goose
3rd place My dentist told me to brush and floss after every cat. [votes: 29]  jakes mom
Honorable Mentions
  • Your roommate wonders why his toothbrush was wet... [votes: 25]
  • This JACK will have no Plaque! [votes: 22]
  • 4 0ut 0f 5 Jacks prefer new Meat flavored Colgate. [votes: 22]
  • Doesn't this come in tennis ball flavor? [votes: 19]
  • Jack Plaque. [votes: 18]
  • Little to the left. [votes: 17]
  • All of this just because the cat is missing some fur. [votes: 17]
  • But!!! I'm SUPPOSED to have Doggy Breath!!! [votes: 14]
  • Is This Necessary!?? [votes: 9]
  • Yeah, yeah, yeah... Grandma, what big teeth you have... I've heard it all before... [votes: 8]
  • And you're supposed to do this HOW often? [votes: 8]
  • Brush 'em! Brush 'em! Brush 'em! [votes: 6]
  • Like I can't see that bottle of Listerine behind your back... [votes: 5]
  • What, you don't like kibble breath? [votes: 3]
  • That mail man tasted bitter! [votes: 3]
  • Hey, what's wrong with VERMIN breath?? [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 125 [June 19, 2005 - 338 entries]

Contest #125 1st place Welcome to Jack in the box, may I take your order please? [votes: 65]  My3babies
2nd place Jack in the box. [votes: 42]  Cheryl
3rd place Jack was given a brand new child to play with, but he found the box she came in more interesting. [votes: 31]  Ray
Honorable Mentions
  • You want to see the Wizard? NOBODY gets to see the Wizard!! [votes: 31]
  • The great and powerful Oz will see you now... [votes: 21]
  • Would you like fries with that? [votes: 20]
  • Jacks only! No Girls Allowed! [votes: 17]
  • How much is that Doggie in the window? [votes: 15]
  • The entrance fee is 2 bones and a back scratch, kid. [votes: 12]
  • They gave me 20 to life for 3 strikes of carpet soiling. [votes: 12]
  • Jack in the Box? Like I haven't heard that one before, kid... [votes: 12]
  • What can brown do for you? [votes: 11]
  • Okay, thats 2 banana splits, a chocolate cone and a slurpy right? [votes: 9]
  • Be good or they'll put you in the dog house too! [votes: 7]
  • The Doctor is [In]. [votes: 7]
  • Hey kid wanna buy a watch? [votes: 6]
  • Jack aspires to think outside the box. [votes: 5]
  • Why do I have to entertain her??? [votes: 5]
  • ...and I shall taunt thee a second time!! [votes: 4]
  • Password, please. [votes: 4]
  • No ticket - no entrance. [votes: 3]
  • Do you have an appointment? [votes: 2]
  • Give me a break kid, I'm trying my best!! [votes: 2]
  • Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair... [votes: 2]
  • I gave at the office!!! [votes: 1]
  • Tonight we have a really big shoe. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 124 [June 12, 2005 - 405 entries]

Contest #124 1st place My two woofers. [votes: 54]  Cheryl
2nd place Stereo Jacks. [votes: 36]  Cheryl
3rd place You made the puddle, so why do I have to hide too? [votes: 29]  trotter
Honorable Mentions
  • I see a dust bunny!! Attack!!!! [votes: 28]
  • They'll never find the remote this time! [votes: 27]
  • Do you think they can see us? [votes: 24]
  • If we cant see them, they cant see us! [votes: 19]
  • See that cable? If we chew on that we won't be able to watch animal planet...This one here is ok. [votes: 18]
  • Turn her off! Turn her off! We can't stand Streissand! [votes: 14]
  • Let's Jack up the volume! [votes: 14]
  • Not the leash, not the leeeeash! [votes: 11]
  • Uh-oh, I think the only thing stuck under here is our heads! [votes: 8]
  • Butt Out! [votes: 8]
  • Great Aunt Bess visits again. [votes: 8]
  • Doggy time out. [votes: 7]
  • The red wire goes where????.... darn these badly translated directions!!! [votes: 6]
  • Wait til they found out we unplugged the system. [votes: 6]
  • These captions are so funny, that if I was to laugh any harder, my head would fall off. [votes: 5]
  • Mom says the washer eats socks but this is where it spits them out. [votes: 4]
  • Sometimes it's hard to find good hunting music... [votes: 3]
  • The music comes out....where??? [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 123 [June 5, 2005 - 445 entries]

Contest #123 1st place You have done well young Leashwalker. [votes: 51]  John
2nd place Obi-Wan Jackobi [votes: 45]  Ray
3rd place Luke, I am your father. [votes: 43]  Snickersmom
Honorable Mentions
  • I went to the dark side..... they have free milk bones on Tuesdays. [votes: 37]
  • DogStar Wars: Episode III-Revenge of the Fixed [votes: 27]
  • May the force be with you. [votes: 22]
  • I buried the light saber. [votes: 20]
  • Luke! I am your breeder... [votes: 19]
  • The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of "the Jack Russell Terrier". [votes: 17]
  • Jack, ---The REAPER! [votes: 15]
  • Darth Mauler [votes: 14]
  • The force is strong in this one. [votes: 13]
  • Whut up...Jack in the hood... [votes: 11]
  • Who's your daddy? [votes: 10]
  • Someone has seen too much Star Wars. [votes: 10]
  • You don't need my ID, You need to give me treats. [votes: 8]
  • You underestimate my power Master! [votes: 7]
  • Hunting vermin my job is! [votes: 7]
  • George Lucas's dog [votes: 6]
  • What is thy bidding master? [votes: 5]
  • Friar Jacques [votes: 4]
  • Sith's best friend. [votes: 4]
  • Bring me another cat and you can go! [votes: 4]
  • Don't fear the reaper. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 122 [May 29, 2005 - 405 entries]

Contest #122 1st place Have you kissed your Jack today? [votes: 45]  Sarah
2nd place Sealed with a kiss. [votes: 43]  warmblood
3rd place What makes you think I've been seeing other people? [votes: 30]  Pooch
Honorable Mentions
  • I have not been out of the yard! What would give you that idea! [votes: 29]
  • Yeah, the kiss is from the girl...no, the black eye's from her boyfriend. [votes: 24]
  • Jack Smack [votes: 23]
  • Kiss me I'm Irish! [votes: 20]
  • Great Aunt Bess visits again. [votes: 18]
  • So...I would be a tri-color, right? [votes: 14]
  • And they call it puppy love... [votes: 13]
  • Honey! I'm home! You won't believe what happened to me! [votes: 12]
  • Excuse me, but do I have 'kiss me' written all over my forehead?? [votes: 11]
  • Oh No....Here comes the cheek squeezes... [votes: 11]
  • Lipstick on the collar I could explain. But this? [votes: 10]
  • Next time, can I have a cookie instead? [votes: 8]
  • Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's .... [votes: 8]
  • Maybe It's Maybelline!!! [votes: 7]
  • Honest, its a birthmark! [votes: 7]
  • I'll take whatever he's having... [votes: 5]
  • Don't laugh, it keeps the steak in the food dish. [votes: 4]
  • She made Jack an offer he couldn't understand... [votes: 4]
  • WOW, that's gonna leave a mark. [votes: 4]
  • No dog should be left without one. [votes: 4]
  • Why's everybody staring at me? [votes: 3]
  • Dang! That girl should've worn a little bit less lipstick. Now i'm being questioned. [votes: 3]
  • Now, how's this going to look for confirmation. [votes: 3]
  • I may have kissed, but I will never tell. [votes: 2]
  • You should see my collar! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 121 [May 22, 2005 - 283 entries]

Contest #121 1st place AFFFJACK!!!! [votes: 53]  Jim C
2nd place Which one of you guys are regular and which are extra crispy? [votes: 43]  Erin
3rd place I love cheese and quackers. [votes: 34]  Cheryl
Honorable Mentions
  • Comeback fellas !The 'Peking duck' thing was a joke!!! [votes: 33]
  • You guys are SO lucky I just ate and have to wait an hour to swim! [votes: 28]
  • Are any of you responsible for those AFLAC commercials? [votes: 21]
  • Hey Guys!... Free Bread Crumbs Over Here!! [votes: 19]
  • Yeah, you better swim away! [votes: 14]
  • How am I supposed to go to ground if you keep floating on the top? [votes: 11]
  • Ah, how I love a buffet. [votes: 11]
  • Jack putting his ducks in a row. [votes: 10]
  • If I was a Lab you guys would be dinner! [votes: 10]
  • Come to PAPA. [votes: 9]
  • Please, No Fowl Language! [votes: 7]
  • Can I earn a hunting certificate for ducks? [votes: 6]
  • I told you, it's not the alligators we have to worry about!! [votes: 6]
  • I've waited for this all my life! [votes: 5]
  • I said.....come in for dinner!! *my dinner!* [votes: 4]
  • I just hate it when the neighbor comes to our parties. She always muddies up the water! [votes: 4]
  • Dead ducks. [votes: 3]
  • These look like sitting ducks... [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 120 [May 15, 2005 - 276 entries]

Contest #120 1st place The 5 minutes of the day a JR owner looks forward to. [votes: 79]  DWhite
2nd place No shirt, No shoes, No problems. [votes: 31]  Roxy
3rd place This collar is going to leave a tan line. [votes: 26]  Misty
Honorable Mentions
  • For now, Little Jack dreams of his people's reaction when they see he has dug up the entire yard. [votes: 23]
  • It's been a hard day's night, and I been working like a dog [votes: 20]
  • Dog day afternoon. [votes: 20]
  • Jack In The Rack! [votes: 19]
  • (Twitch) Mmm, rabbits... [votes: 17]
  • Oh waiter, I'll have a Jack and Coke, Please. [votes: 15]
  • t's a dog's life. [votes: 12]
  • All I need now is a pool boy and a Margarita! [votes: 11]
  • No grass to mow, no rats to chase, I'm taking a nap, get outta my face! [votes: 10]
  • Boy what a hangover. Do you really have to look at me that loud? [votes: 10]
  • Waiter... I'll take a margarita & a milk bone. [votes: 10]
  • Wouldn't it be nice...Squirrel-burger in paradise!! Medium rare with bird sauce be nice! [votes: 9]
  • Let sleeping dogs lie. [votes: 9]
  • Dog tired! [votes: 8]
  • I've got it made in the shade!!! [votes: 6]
  • Spring Break 2005....The Aftermath.... [votes: 6]
  • Did I dance on the bar? Did I start any fights? [votes: 5]
  • All I need is a Corona. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 119 [May 8, 2005 - 266 entries]

Contest #119 1st place We know you're home Grandma, the car is in the driveway. [votes: 72]  Jazmin and Dianne
2nd place Do you have a home for four jacks and a Queen? [votes: 36]  Phyllis
3rd place How much is that doggie in the window? [votes: 29]  Jim K
Honorable Mentions
  • Hi. We're with the girl scouts. Would you like to buy a box of cookies? [votes: 27]
  • See that spot on the carpet?.........I did that !!!! [votes: 27]
  • What time did you say this place opened? [votes: 21]
  • Hellooooo.... Can Jack come out to play? [votes: 19]
  • Oh come on! It was just one cat! [votes: 17]
  • Another Windex moment... [votes: 17]
  • Mom, look, new carpet. [votes: 17]
  • This WAS the day for the party, wasn't it? [votes: 17]
  • Ooooh, look at all the great stuff we can wreck!!! [votes: 14]
  • Trick or Treat! [votes: 14]
  • The rental sign says NO DOGS, just tell'em we're Dingos! [votes: 12]
  • Hey guys, the cats are all in there... [votes: 11]
  • You may not know Jack, but open up and you're going to learn! [votes: 7]
  • Baby it's cold outside! [votes: 7]
  • Welcome Wagon. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 118 [May 1, 2005 - 394 entries]

Contest #118 1st place Dating outside your breed and maintaining a healthy relationship..... on the next Dr. Phil. [votes: 31]  Zoe
2nd place Say Hello To My Little friend! [votes: 29]  Stevie
3rd place YOUR STANDING ON MY FOOT! ! ! ! [votes: 27]  Jeff M
Honorable Mentions
  • Jake and the Fat Man. [votes: 24]
  • Just smile so we can get this over with. [votes: 16]
  • Can I keep him? [votes: 16]
  • That was super glue in my dog food, wasn't it? [votes: 15]
  • 4 out of 5 russells recommend Crest toothpaste. [votes: 14]
  • I AM smiling... [votes: 14]
  • Smile darling, this is our honeymoon photo. [votes: 13]
  • Damn, the beer goggles wore off. [votes: 13]
  • Yours may be bigger, but mine are straight. [votes: 13]
  • Beauty and the Beast [votes: 12]
  • Quick, act natural! [votes: 12]
  • How long do I have to do this before my face stays that way, too? [votes: 10]
  • Handsome Dan poses with a fan. [votes: 9]
  • I hate these arranged marriages!!! [votes: 9]
  • One of these days he is going to notice me doing this! [votes: 9]
  • When in doubt, smile and nod. [votes: 7]
  • Now this is what a correct scissor bite should look like! [votes: 7]
  • Yeah, I said it. You're full of bull! [votes: 6]
  • Come on dad, say cheese. [votes: 4]
  • Who has the ugliest mug? [votes: 3]
  • We're glad to be Americans! [votes: 2]
  • I just love the strong silent type. [votes: 1]
  • It's true, opposites DO attract! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 117 [April 24, 2005 - 336 entries]

Contest #117 1st place Excuse me, but, have you seen my ball? [votes: 46]  swtmdmboo
2nd place So THAT'S what Wilson looks like! [votes: 45]  Diane
3rd place OUCH! Oh man---I think I just neutered myself! [votes: 38]  Becky
Honorable Mentions
  • You were right...The grass IS greener over there. [votes: 36]
  • The hurdle races were so much easier last year! [votes: 29]
  • A fence is more of a guideline than a rule, right? [votes: 25]
  • Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... [votes: 22]
  • Hidee Ho good neighbor! [votes: 22]
  • Did somebody say bath? I'm outta here! [votes: 16]
  • Jack in the box, Jack out of the box. [votes: 13]
  • Peeping Jack [votes: 11]
  • I smell bacon. [votes: 11]
  • I'm outta here! [votes: 10]
  • And I like big butts and I can not lie!.... [votes: 9]
  • I'll teach that cat to mock me!!! [votes: 8]
  • Coming Attractions for Desperate Housedogs [votes: 7]
  • Desperado, please come to your senses-you been out ridin' fences for so long now... [votes: 6]
  • Don't fence me in. [votes: 6]
  • Cyclone...Picket... Makes no difference to me! [votes: 5]
  • Kinda makes you wonder how long the photographer waited to shoot this, doesn't it? [votes: 5]
  • He's at it again. I'll get the hose. [votes: 5]
  • Now let's see if that cat likes his water bowl flavor now. [votes: 4]
  • How come it looks like the ground is farther away on this side??? [votes: 4]
  • Penalty or not, I'm going into the stands after that guy! [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 116 [April 20, 2005 - 394 entries]

Contest #116 1st place Let's GO PEOPLE! We've got 7 days before the family gets home!! Ty, where's the megaphone! [votes: 42]  Greggo
2nd place Now THIS is what I call a pooper scooper. [votes: 41]  Dianne, Jessie and Jaz
3rd place Here kitty kitty KITTY!!!!!!! [votes: 31]  Amanda
Honorable Mentions
  • This sure beats the way I used to dig! [votes: 22]
  • She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy!!!! Sing it now!! [votes: 20]
  • Move it or lose it, pal! [votes: 20]
  • Thank God I'm a country boy! [votes: 19]
  • Say hello to my little friend! [votes: 19]
  • I am going to ground!!!! [votes: 15]
  • Ain't no ground hog hole deep enough, Ain't no burrow wide enough... [votes: 15]
  • HEY! YOU! Get outta the way! Where'd you get your license, a cereal box? [votes: 14]
  • Reach the quarry in 30 seconds? Not a problem! HaHaHaHaHaHaHa!! [votes: 13]
  • Mamas... don't let your puppies grow up to be show dogs! [votes: 12]
  • Too late, Jack realized he couldn't reach the pedals... [votes: 11]
  • Fight fire with fire, fight cats with CAT. [votes: 11]
  • Jack Russells ARE happiest when they are working! [votes: 11]
  • Land spreadin' out so far and wide...keep Manhattan...give me that countryside! [votes: 10]
  • Fricken sunday drivers!! [votes: 10]
  • Wiper switch....WIPER SWITCH...how do you turn off the dang wipers???? [votes: 9]
  • I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll doze your house down! [votes: 8]
  • Don't make me come out there! [votes: 7]
  • The flower bed never saw this coming. [votes: 6]
  • I LOVE doing this home makeover show! [votes: 5]
  • That concludes the portion of the tour where you stay alive. [votes: 4]
  • On the Road Again, Lord I Gotta Get On the Road Again! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 115 [April 13, 2005 - 346 entries]

Contest #115 1st place It was squeaking, so I had to go look for it. [votes: 33]  anon
2nd place Hmmmm, I'm guessing you don't need Grissom to figure this one out, huh? [votes: 23]  LeeLee
3rd place It wasn't me honest, this has cat written all over it!! [votes: 22]  Heather
Honorable Mentions
  • That's funny, it didn't taste expensive. [votes: 21]
  • I thought we were trading spaces! [votes: 20]
  • I told you that cat couldn't be trusted!!! [votes: 20]
  • Wasn't Me! [votes: 19]
  • Hey.... Don't yell, you're the one who left me alone! [votes: 17]
  • You should've seen the guy who just came in here and did this. [votes: 16]
  • I haven't a clue what happened here. It was this way when I woke up. [votes: 15]
  • Well at least I didn't remove the under penalty of law tag!!!! [votes: 14]
  • Huh? Video Camera? OH NO!!! [votes: 13]
  • Now just remember, things are not always as they appear. [votes: 12]
  • God please just grant me one wish.. Fix it before mom gets home. [votes: 11]
  • Aren't you even going to ask about the down comforter? [votes: 10]
  • Man,...we really need a scratching post for the cat!! [votes: 10]
  • Beam me up Scotty! [votes: 9]
  • Sleepless In Seattle [votes: 8]
  • Great! You brought some ketchup! [votes: 6]
  • Mmmm, that light fixture looks pretty tasty too! [votes: 6]
  • By the look on your face I think you agree, blue really isn't my colour. [votes: 5]
  • Framed by the cats again!!! [votes: 3]
  • I heard you say the sheets need changing so I didn't think you would mind. [votes: 3]
  • Now, you might want to check the "Bad Dog Talk" on this web site. [votes: 3]
  • Time to hide! [votes: 3]
  • It was just a little too firm for my taste. [votes: 2]
  • No counting sheep here!!! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 114 [April 3, 2005 - 375 entries]

Contest #114 1st place Ahh-ha! You may be big, but I am not afraid! Behold, my cat-like reflexes....hi-ya! [votes: 37]  Cody's mom
2nd place Boo!! [votes: 23]  jkrslkay
3rd place Ok! I admit it! I ate all your food AND the treats!!! [votes: 19]  Erin
Honorable Mentions
  • Get back! I'm warning you, I know Kung-fu! [votes: 18]
  • I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything! [votes: 17]
  • Put 'em up, put 'em up! [votes: 14]
  • Hold it Mom! Homeland Security requests I screen you! [votes: 13]
  • Raise your hands if you're sure. [votes: 13]
  • Shut up and hug me, big boy. [votes: 13]
  • Keep your paws where I can see them !! [votes: 12]
  • Look Mom, if I flap my arms really fast I can fly! [votes: 9]
  • HEY! If you shave all of your hair off you'll be my size too! [votes: 9]
  • As you can see, there's nothing up my sleeves......wait...where's my sleeves! [votes: 7]
  • You had me at hello. [votes: 7]
  • Look now there will be no upstaging my cuteness around here, ya hear? [votes: 7]
  • Fear Me! [votes: 6]
  • Okay, you caught me messing with the razor again. [votes: 5]
  • David and Goliath [votes: 4]
  • Halt, who goes there? [votes: 4]
  • There's no need to view the mug-shots, Officer. That's him! [votes: 4]
  • I come in Peace!! [votes: 3]
  • Go pick on someone your own size. [votes: 3]
  • Are you trying to impress me? Sorry, I'm not interested in younger men. [votes: 2]
  • The Karate Kid, Part 12 [votes: 2]
  • That's not the Stay Puff Marshmellow Man! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 113 [March 27, 2005 - 288 entries]

Contest #113 1st place Watch & learn... first we get all dirty & then we go and jump on their bed. [votes: 61]  Julie
2nd place Notice son that just a little deeper and the cat should fit nicely! [votes: 42]  Keyser Soze
3rd place Are you sure this is the way to China? [votes: 29]  Phyllis
Honorable Mentions
  • And this, son, is how to drive your owner crazy! [votes: 24]
  • The Apprentice. [votes: 22]
  • Partners in grime. [votes: 19]
  • Cover me, I'm going in !! [votes: 16]
  • I've forgot, are we burying or digging up? [votes: 14]
  • GO SON! You only need to eat one more bloodworm to be the Fear Factor JRT Champion. [votes: 14]
  • Can you dig it? [votes: 13]
  • I'm telling you now, whatever we find, we split. [votes: 11]
  • We've been robbed! [votes: 10]
  • This is fun!! Can we do this on the living room carpet next??? [votes: 9]
  • Do you think we were so naughty,we really have to dig our own graves? [votes: 9]
  • Go ahead, grab him like you mean it! [votes: 5]
  • Trench warfare. [votes: 4]
  • Don't say I never taught you anything! [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 112 [March 20, 2005 - 258 entries]

Contest #112 1st place I really thought cats could swim. Honest! [votes: 55]  Keyser Soze
2nd place Do I look like a Lab to you? YOU go get it! [votes: 46]  Brenda
3rd place Don't look at me, you were the who dropped it! [votes: 32]  Leash
Honorable Mentions
  • Can I swim now mom? It's already been 30 minutes! [votes: 25]
  • You go first. [votes: 19]
  • I think I found Nemo! [votes: 19]
  • Everyone knows white dogs can't jump!!! [votes: 13]
  • Well, So much for the "Nine Lives" theory! [votes: 13]
  • No, I mean it! Say 'vet' once more & I'm gonna jump. [votes: 11]
  • Jack on the docks. [votes: 11]
  • The world's my toilet. [votes: 11]
  • Please keep in mind, when I get out, that shrinkage DOES occur! [votes: 10]
  • Ok, you go first and I'll follow. [votes: 8]
  • Where are my water wings? I need my water wings! [votes: 8]
  • Eddie be reasonable, I'm sure Niles and Frasier aren't taking it this badly! [votes: 7]
  • It looks cold. [votes: 4]
  • Isn't water supposed to be in a bowl in the kitchen? [votes: 4]
  • Do you see any webbing between these toes??? [votes: 3]
  • I'll jump when I'm good and ready. [votes: 3]
  • Sink or swim! [votes: 3]
  • I watched JAWS last night on Bravo, no way I'm going back in that water!!! [votes: 2]
  • Don't temp me, I'll jump! [votes: 2]
  • Goodbye cruel life! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 111 [March 13, 2005 - 264 entries]

Contest #111 1st place The best part of waking up is a Russell in your cup!! [votes: 52]  Amy B
2nd place Terror Alert: Caffeinated Jacks [votes: 51]  anon
3rd place OK, we dug up their flowers, drank their tea.....what next? [votes: 30]  Marianne
Honorable Mentions
  • Tea for Two and Two for Tea. [votes: 22]
  • Even with the prick ears ... Charles is still better looking than Camilla. [votes: 18]
  • What the queen's dogs do when she's not looking. [votes: 18]
  • This is better than drinking from the toilet! [votes: 16]
  • JRTparty [votes: 15]
  • I know proper etiquette would be to hold my pinky out, but which one is my pinky? [votes: 13]
  • Good to the last drop. [votes: 11]
  • Drink up before someone sees us drinking from these sissy cups. [votes: 8]
  • I told you we could get in, nobody even noticed! [votes: 8]
  • Oh Ethel! A lady properly sips her tea! [votes: 7]
  • Alice and the Mad Hatter. [votes: 6]
  • See, no elbows on the table. [votes: 5]
  • Man!! I think I'm stuck! [votes: 4]
  • Enough of this foreplay. Can't we do what they brought us here for? [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 110 [March 6, 2005 - 200 entries]

Contest #110 1st place Where will you be when your diarrhea comes back? [votes: 39]  Vicki
2nd place Moon over my-mammy. [votes: 31]  nizmot
3rd place I hope that was just the wind that blew through my hair. [votes: 27]  Annie O/Barbara
Honorable Mentions
  • To get to the top, sometimes you just have to go over someone's head. [votes: 25]
  • Magic mirror on the wall, who's the fairest Jack of them all? [votes: 17]
  • Don't worry I will alert you if I see your mother in law coming. [votes: 16]
  • Ma, that squirrel is sticking his tongue out at me again! [votes: 15]
  • Mary couldn't understand why she only had white hair in the back of her head. [votes: 13]
  • I just wish she would take the hint. [votes: 12]
  • How much is that doggy in the window?!!! [votes: 12]
  • I wish I may, I wish I might, let me catch that squirrel tonight! [votes: 12]
  • It's saucer-shaped & has bright flashing lights...should I bark? [votes: 11]
  • She lets me walk all over her. [votes: 10]
  • Some day my prince will come. [votes: 8]
  • Carol Ann, stay away from the light! [votes: 8]
  • Gotta go, gotta go right now. [votes: 8]
  • They're heeeeeere.... [votes: 7]
  • Best seat in the house. [votes: 7]
  • Some are content to remain on earth, some aspire to the stars. [votes: 5]
  • Mind if I borrow your head? [votes: 4]
  • By the light of the Silvery Moon... [votes: 3]
  • A round opening to the heavens, and thus the same to your mind. [votes: 2]
  • Warmed on both ends... [votes: 2]
  • Uh oh, the paratroopers are landing! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 109 [February 27, 2005 - 302 entries]

Contest #109 1st place I hope that's just your tail !!!! [votes: 50]  Jordan
2nd place It was just someone's leg, it meant nothing... [votes: 34]  Jon
3rd place After a long day of torturing the neighbors cats. [votes: 17]  Karly
Honorable Mentions
  • The Honeymoon's Over! [votes: 17]
  • My sleep number is 85. Hers is 45. That's why we sleep so well together. [votes: 16]
  • uh oh. I don't remember a thing, and here I am in bed with...what was his name again? [votes: 16]
  • No huggy and kissy till I get a wedding ring. [votes: 15]
  • Say you're sorry first. [votes: 13]
  • Honey, it happens. Don't worry about it. [votes: 13]
  • I said sassy...not Lassie. Please believe me. [votes: 12]
  • Never go to bed mad... [votes: 11]
  • Your turn to hit snooze. [votes: 9]
  • I got your back... you got mine? [votes: 8]
  • Remind me to order that queen size dog bed on QVC. [votes: 8]
  • Cheek to cheek :) [votes: 7]
  • The silent treatment. [votes: 6]
  • Cover hog! [votes: 5]
  • Oh no, I think there is someone behind me! [votes: 3]
  • Silent Night. [votes: 3]
  • No spooning here! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 108 [February 20, 2005 - 221 entries]

Contest #108 1st place A rare horse 'jacking' caught on film. [votes: 49]  Fincher
2nd place The kids wanted a horse and I get stuck walking it! [votes: 43]  anon
3rd place HOLD YOUR HORSES!!! [votes: 31]  Amanda
Honorable Mentions
  • What happens when I pull this string? [votes: 23]
  • Ma Can I Keep Him? [votes: 22]
  • Jack started to think this tug of war was alittle unfair. [votes: 21]
  • Nothing is too big for a Jack Russell to play with! [votes: 18]
  • Mom said stay in the yard ! and she put me in charge. [votes: 17]
  • C'mon, hurry! Mom said to have the mowing done before she gets home! [votes: 16]
  • I will NOT be ignored! [votes: 12]
  • If we hurry we can make the daily double at Hollywood Park !!! [votes: 11]
  • Sometimes you can't even lead a horse to water... [votes: 11]
  • Does eating the grass make my ass look big? [votes: 11]
  • Not the NEW grass! That's my favorite spot! [votes: 10]
  • Who's walking who. [votes: 9]
  • Aw come on -- you're not trying... [votes: 8]
  • I always wanted my own pony! [votes: 5]
  • Jack really wasn't in the mood for horsing around... [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 107 [February 13, 2005 - 272 entries]

Contest #107 1st place Four Jacks - A winning hand! [votes: 31]  Betty
2nd place The Usual Suspects [votes: 28]  Kaiser Soze
3rd place We got this far, now how do we get that cat off the ceiling? [votes: 27]  Patrick
Honorable Mentions
  • 3 Kings, Ha I got four Jacks. [votes: 20]
  • All in favor--raise your ears!!!! [votes: 18]
  • What do you mean, "the tribe has spoken"????!! [votes: 17]
  • Mouse? We're not getting it - you get it ! [votes: 16]
  • Bachelor # 3 - What is your favorite type of treat? [votes: 14]
  • We have a strict rule about feeding the dogs "under" the table... [votes: 13]
  • I don't know officer, they all look the same. [votes: 12]
  • So, you're tellin' us that this is not the line for free cats? [votes: 11]
  • Suppertime for Eenie, Meanie, Miney and Moe. [votes: 7]
  • Guess who's coming to dinner!. [votes: 7]
  • It was number 3, he did it... [votes: 7]
  • The Beatles are Back! [votes: 6]
  • Why Lysol wipes are so popular in this household. [votes: 6]
  • Jacks are wild. [votes: 6]
  • Where's the beef? [votes: 5]
  • And here's your lunch, and your lunch.. and your lunch... [votes: 4]
  • Just put the food on the table and step away slowly... [votes: 4]
  • This is who we are. [votes: 3]
  • The label says "do not take internally"....Hmmm...whaddya reckon THAT means!! [votes: 2]
  • Why haven't we ever been in the caption competition? [votes: 2]
  • When Jack got close enough to hear the Doc say, "Turn your head and cough," he knew it was too late. [votes: 1]
  • The who done-it game. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 106 [February 6, 2005 - 232 entries]

Contest #106 1st place Jack Cousteau. [votes: 50]  Divot
2nd place Life jacket: $30.00, boat rental: $50.00, soaked and not looking at funny as your owner....priceless. [votes: 43]  Steph
3rd place Just wait, you'll be feeling the warm spot in few seconds! [votes: 25]  Ruth
Honorable Mentions
  • SCUBA dooby doo!! [votes: 22]
  • dude,... I just thought you should know... I peed in the pool. [votes: 22]
  • Sure, I would be smilling too if I had a mask and snorkel. [votes: 15]
  • Look, all I caught was this human ! Should I throw him back? [votes: 12]
  • Look mom, I found Scuba Steve!!! [votes: 12]
  • That's the last time I let him talk me into going out for 'fresh seafood'! [votes: 12]
  • It was sooo coool, I saw a huge CATFISH!!! [votes: 10]
  • I think this lure course has gotten a little out of hand! [votes: 10]
  • Yeah, keep smilin' pal...the water isn't getting in your eyes every time you dive! [votes: 9]
  • Look what I found at the bottom of the ocean! [votes: 7]
  • X-treme trailing and locating - the new class. [votes: 7]
  • Experienced JRT providing free scuba diving lessons for vacationers. [votes: 7]
  • Jack was searching for Dog fish and came up with a Clown fish. [votes: 6]
  • Man ! That first step was a doozy !!!! [votes: 5]
  • I'm a mer-jack. [votes: 5]
  • Come on in, the waters fine! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 105 [January 30, 2005 - 228 entries]

Contest #105 1st place Trick or treat---smell my feet! [votes: 39]  k stein
2nd place "Jack the Slipper" [votes: 31]  T.A.W.
3rd place Ah........the smell of defeet. [votes: 27]  Denise
Honorable Mentions
  • If I can't see him, he can't see me. [votes: 24]
  • Are you gellin'? [votes: 24]
  • Disgusted by the out of date decorations, Jack finally finds a place to hurl. [votes: 23]
  • Making me sit in the corner with my face in the remaining shoe is not punishment, hee hee. [votes: 22]
  • Go to your happy place... go to your happy place... [votes: 18]
  • I hate Mondays... [votes: 17]
  • The separation anxiety was just too much when Jack decided to end it all. [votes: 14]
  • If I hear one more "Jack-o-lantern" crack, I'm going to barf in the shoe. [votes: 14]
  • There was a little Jack who lived in a shoe... [votes: 11]
  • Ahhhh, I love the smell of fresh slipper in the morning! [votes: 10]
  • Jack's shoe fetish was finally confirmed. [votes: 9]
  • Jack coudn't bear to go into Wal-Mart and see the Halloween stuff put out. [votes: 7]
  • Have I died and gone to heaven? [votes: 5]
  • That Halloween rug is staring at me. [votes: 5]
  • Aah, there's no smell like home. [votes: 5]
  • Couldn't you use a different item for me to pick up the scent? [votes: 5]
  • I will do anything for love. [votes: 4]
  • If the shoe fits... [votes: 4]
  • Is it on right? [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 104 [January 23, 2005 - 244 entries]

Contest #104 1st place Single white dog, loves sports, seeking playmate [votes: 59]  Suez
2nd place Life-long, no-trade clause with a 10% increase in treats or I sit this season out. [votes: 24]  Marc
3rd place David Beckham, eat your heart out. [votes: 22]  Joel
Honorable Mentions
  • Just wait til it's MY turn to dress YOU up and take YOUR picture... [votes: 20]
  • Jack, the only child, wishes that he wasn't. [votes: 19]
  • All right ladies, one at a time, there's plenty of me to go around. [votes: 17]
  • Which way to the beach, MAN? [votes: 11]
  • Has anyone seen WILSON??? [votes: 11]
  • Rasta Jack readies for some beach volleyball. [votes: 10]
  • It's a little hard to "serve" but I'm great at "digging" and "attacking"! [votes: 10]
  • Yes, mommy, this would be cool IF YOUR BIG HEAD DIDN'T SHOW UP IN THE GLASSES!?! [votes: 10]
  • Team Jamaica's new goalie recruit....Jack Throwitagain. [votes: 10]
  • Please don't take the photo, please don't take the photo, please don't take the photo. [votes: 9]
  • People don't recognize me unless I use my American Express ... Jack E. Russell, Famous Soccer Player [votes: 8]
  • Jack Kool [votes: 7]
  • You got game? I got game!! [votes: 7]
  • Got sand? [votes: 7]
  • Just Do It [votes: 7]
  • Jacques attempts to explain "European" culture. [votes: 6]
  • Pick me, pick me!! [votes: 6]
  • Goooooooooal! [votes: 5]
  • I'm just too cool for words... [votes: 5]
  • Hopefully no one will notice that I am a celebrity. [votes: 4]
  • Do you think the hat's overdoing it? [votes: 4]
  • I hope your not gonna show this to anyone. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 103 [Janaury 16, 2005 - 313 entries]

Contest #103 1st place Seriously....He was this tall and he jumped up on the table and ate your cereal! [votes: 41]  chloe
2nd place There, I did the stupid paw thing, now gimmie' the cereal! [votes: 38]  zips mom
3rd place Give me a High 4 Dude. [votes: 26]  schoony
Honorable Mentions
  • Anyone who wants a dead squirrel for breakfast instead of cereal, raise your hand. [votes: 24]
  • Going for a walk, all those in favor... [votes: 23]
  • I, Jack, do solemnly swear, never to eat the cat again! [votes: 21]
  • Okay, I'll play along. But you should know... I can take that bowl anytime I want. [votes: 17]
  • I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth... [votes: 17]
  • That's it - keep looking into my eyes - now move the bowl slowly towards me... [votes: 16]
  • She's about this tall, cute little tail, nice firm hind quarters... [votes: 14]
  • "Rock - paper- scissors" ... Winner gets the oatmeal!! [votes: 14]
  • No....You're Fired! [votes: 13]
  • The cat that got away was t-h-i-s high. [votes: 12]
  • I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth... unless it incriminates me. [votes: 12]
  • Up high, down low, too slow! [votes: 12]
  • I'm not going to try it...You try it!!! [votes: 11]
  • Jack and Thing become good buddies. [votes: 4]
  • Waiter, check please! [votes: 3]
  • Oh please, sir, can I have more gruel? [votes: 3]
  • "Please, Sir, I Want Some More" (with apologies to Charles Dickens) [votes: 3]
  • Now I tell yah kid. Porridge is good but bacon strips are better. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 102 [January 9, 2005 - 229 entries]

Contest #102 1st place I will perform the perfect Jack knife. [votes: 31]  Heidi
2nd place CANNON BALLLLLL!!!!!!!! [votes: 26]  Sarah
3rd place The ball is not worth it... yes it is ! no it's not ! Oh, who am I trying to kid. It's worth it! [votes: 23]  Riva E
Honorable Mentions
  • I know I can out jump those retrievers, throw the duck! [votes: 22]
  • I heard Jack's going off the deep end... [votes: 21]
  • I'm not taking any chances, I thought I saw a fin. [votes: 20]
  • Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, can Jack do a back flip? [votes: 16]
  • That's one heck of a water bowl. [votes: 15]
  • Look at the concentration... this next dive has a 3.0 degree of difficulty!! [votes: 15]
  • Drumroll, please? [votes: 10]
  • I don't see any Cat Fish... [votes: 10]
  • This would be much more fun if it was mud. [votes: 8]
  • Famous last words: "Hey ya'll watch this!" [votes: 7]
  • You can take a jack to water; you just can't make him dive. [votes: 7]
  • You call that a doggy paddle? Watch this! [votes: 7]
  • Yah Right...I'm not falling for that one again! [votes: 7]
  • What'd they say... something about peeing in the pool? Yes? No? [votes: 6]
  • I don't care if you say it's a Baby Ruth bar; I am not going in that pool until its cleaned! [votes: 6]
  • And now atempting his signature triple lundy is ... [votes: 6]
  • Hey ! It's January folks. Get serious. [votes: 5]
  • Heated or not, I'm not jumping in... [votes: 4]
  • What's in it for me?? [votes: 3]
  • Shorty could never jump as high as all of the long legged Jacks...He would show them! [votes: 3]
  • I don't think the water is warm enough yet. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 101 [January 2, 2005 - 272 entries]

Contest #101 1st place Santa left it. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it. [votes: 37]  Superchikk
2nd place Why are they calling me Mike Tyson? [votes: 23]  cooper
3rd place He said, "You wanna piece of me?" What was I to say??? [votes: 20]  BrendaW
Honorable Mentions
  • Happy New Ear! [votes: 17]
  • Prick ear? I got yer prick ear right here buddie! [votes: 16]
  • Nobody puts Baby in a corner! [votes: 12]
  • This is all that's left of the last guy who called me Eddie. [votes: 12]
  • Ear today, Gone Tomorrow. [votes: 12]
  • I know what you're thinking, did he take 2 bites or 3? Are you feeling lucky, punk? [votes: 11]
  • I have NOT bitten off more than I can chew!! [votes: 10]
  • I think his name was VanGough. [votes: 9]
  • Even though cornered with his stolen loot, Jack swore he wouldn't go down without a good fight. [votes: 9]
  • To "ear" is human, to chew, divine! [votes: 9]
  • Yeah, but this is worth having to sit in the corner. [votes: 9]
  • After being made fun of for his "semi prick ear", Jack developed a complex. [votes: 8]
  • Oh, you meant this ear????? [votes: 7]
  • Here piggy, piggy, piggy. [votes: 6]
  • I am listening, I'm all ears... [votes: 5]
  • Little Jack Horner... [votes: 5]
  • Friends, countrymen, lend me your ear. [votes: 5]
  • Sometimes, David still does beat Goliath. [votes: 5]
  • You shoulda seen the part that got away! [votes: 4]
  • I can't believe I ate the whole thing... [votes: 4]
  • Thanks to me this is one little piggy who never made it to market... [votes: 4]
  • I just wanted a new ear. I don't like the way my left ear sticks up. [votes: 4]
  • Tell the pig I'm sorry - I didn't know he still needed it!!!! [votes: 4]
  • Ears lookin at you, kid. [votes: 3]
  • I double dog dare you! [votes: 3]
  • Geez.. Who knew they liked the pig so much. [votes: 2]
  • One more step and you may trade a hand for a ear. [votes: 1]
  • So, I guess you'll be wanting your ear back... [votes: 1]