Jack Russell Terrier Club of America Preserve, Protect and Work the Jack Russell Terrier

Jack Russell Picture Caption Contest Results

The following are the results from our Picture Caption Contests for 2005.

Results from Contest # 151 [December 25, 2005 - 335 entries]


Contest #151 1st place Waasssuupppp!!!? [votes: 26]  Lindsey
2nd place Jingle bells, wet cat smells, what's this on my head??!! [votes: 24]  Angie
3rd place The Nightmare Before Christmas! [votes: 21]  Kira
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Rudolph with your nose so bright, I can kick your butt tonight! [votes: 20]
  • I'm a mean one, Mr. Grinch! [votes: 20]
  • Another reason to only buy from reputable breeders. [votes: 20]
  • What Santa takes along when parking in bad areas. [votes: 20]
  • Help me, I have an elf bone stuck in my throat. [votes: 16]
  • Jackalope [votes: 16]
  • What do you mean "No more reindeer games"!!! [votes: 14]
  • Jingle This!!!!! [votes: 14]
  • In an effort to cut costs, Santa outsourced Rudolf this year. [votes: 14]
  • I'll give YOU some reindeer games! [votes: 12]
  • What's in YOUR wallet? [votes: 11]
  • If you think this is funny, wait until you see what I left for you in the closet! [votes: 11]
  • Reindeer gone wild... [votes: 9]
  • When reindeers attack. [votes: 9]
  • This makes me mad. You won't LIKE me when I'm mad! [votes: 9]
  • Yeah, Santa, I have been really good, ...oh the antlers? Don't count your reindeer. [votes: 6]
  • Take the picture!, Take the picture! [votes: 6]
  • There's a ringing in my ears. MAKE IT STOP, make it stop. [votes: 6]
  • That red nose sticks to the roof of your mouth! [votes: 6]
  • Does it look like I am kidding? [votes: 5]
  • Be scared. Be very scared. [votes: 4]
  • Bad santa! [votes: 3]
  • I think my ears are on too tight. [votes: 2]
  • Caution deer crossing. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 150 [December 18, 2005 - 235 entries]


Contest #150 1st place I told Santa I wanted something small and furry for Christmas..... He must have misunderstood... [votes: 36]  Terrier Treatz
2nd place And I want a cat, and a chew bone, and a cat, and a ball. Oh, and I did I mention a cat? [votes: 35]  Kira
3rd place Seriously, dude, what are you? [votes: 29]  Jonne
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I saw one of these in a movie... don't let it get wet. [votes: 27]
  • Jack contemplates breaking his record of destroying a stuffed toy in thirty seconds... [votes: 26]
  • First they took my brothers away, then my sisters, and now they gave me this. [votes: 23]
  • I don't know if i should play with this thing or feel bad for it?? [votes: 21]
  • If you're one of Santa's elves, will you tell him I've been really good this year? [votes: 16]
  • If I shake it hard by the neck, will it stop looking at me? [votes: 15]
  • Go ahead blink, I dare you! [votes: 14]
  • Is it true your mom was a gremlin? [votes: 14]
  • I'm not touching you. [votes: 14]
  • Talk fast while you can, Furbee. [votes: 13]
  • You've got crumbs in your beard, I will get them. [votes: 12]
  • So you gonna take that treat outta your pocket mister? [votes: 8]
  • What?! You want me to pull your sleigh this year? [votes: 6]
  • So, what's your plan? [votes: 5]
  • Hey kid -- pull my finger. [votes: 4]
  • I am NOT sitting on your lap! Just gimme a toy! [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 149 [December 11, 2005 - 212 entries]


Contest #149 1st place It's cold, I hate this sweater, it's cold, I hate this sweater, it's cold, I hate this sweater! [votes: 34]  Debbie
2nd place Hey let me in, all the cats are making fun of me. [votes: 30]  Rusty
3rd place But Mom, no one else has to wear a coat. [votes: 29]  Nikkid25
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I know you're in there! [votes: 28]
  • Looking dashing in his Lands End fleece, Jack admires his reflection. [votes: 25]
  • How much is that doggy in the window!!! [votes: 24]
  • Hello....this ain't Jack Frost knocking at your door! [votes: 24]
  • Baby, it's cold outside. [votes: 20]
  • Too bad I left my keys in my other jacket. [votes: 19]
  • Does this make me look fat? [votes: 18]
  • Laugh it up cat! [votes: 16]
  • When I mentioned my 'winter coat' this isn't what I had in mind. [votes: 15]
  • Jack's back. [votes: 11]
  • Lemme in! I felt a flake! [votes: 11]
  • Uh Oh! I thought the Christmas party was casual dress. [votes: 11]
  • Where are my pants? [votes: 11]
  • Can your cat come out and play? [votes: 10]
  • What are my humans doing???? [votes: 7]
  • Big dog in a little coat. [votes: 6]
  • The lady in red. [votes: 6]
  • They said they were getting my dinner. It's been 10 seconds, where are they? [votes: 6]
  • It's five o'clock... do you know where your parents are? [votes: 6]
  • Who let the dogs out? [votes: 3]
  • ...bathed.....clipped.....new coat........I smell a rat! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 148 [December 4, 2005 - 224 entries]


Contest #148 1st place Quarterjack [votes: 56]  Tony
2nd place Are you ready for some football? [votes: 31]  Karen
3rd place TOUCHDOWN! Who's the dog? Who's the dog? [votes: 28]  Terrier Treatz
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Laugh all you want, but your not getting the ball back. [votes: 26]
  • After further review, the dog on the field needs a haircut. [votes: 22]
  • Jack Russell Carrier. [votes: 19]
  • Jack Russells - they're in a league of their own! [votes: 17]
  • We beat the Jaguars and the Panthers and the Lions are next - they're all just cats. [votes: 17]
  • Ruffing the passer, Ruffing the passer! [votes: 16]
  • Rawhide is Rawhide. [votes: 12]
  • I promise I'll hold the ball, Charlie Brown. [votes: 11]
  • I can smell it, I just can't see a thing. [votes: 11]
  • Pigskin, it's what's for dinner. [votes: 10]
  • Football & Jack. Man's two best friends. [votes: 9]
  • That's a penalty for taunting after the play! [votes: 8]
  • Pig Skin---the NEW rawhide. [votes: 8]
  • I'm going to disneyland! [votes: 8]
  • Hey guys did I hear you say you were one guy short for the game? [votes: 6]
  • One more touchdown and we are in the bisket bowl! [votes: 5]
  • I bet our running back is faster than yours. [votes: 4]
  • Show me the money! [votes: 4]
  • Man, ever since I took out the dreads I can't see! [votes: 3]
  • That McNabb is always trying to make me look bad. [votes: 2]
  • I'd like to thank... [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 147 [November 27, 2005 - 285 entries]


Contest #147 1st place Jack in the box. [votes: 82]  Cheryl
2nd place Oh Boy! That cat I ordered finally arrived!! [votes: 56]  Erin
3rd place When it absolutely, positively has to be destroyed as soon as it arrives. [votes: 54]  amywhoelse
 
Honorable Mentions
  • 50 dollars for a toy plus shipping and he plays with the box! [votes: 39]
  • This second day air smells just like the regular air.....why'd we buy old air anyway? [votes: 22]
  • When you absolutely have to get there over night... [votes: 18]
  • I'll be home for Christmas. [votes: 17]
  • HEY, popcorn... YUCK, styrafoam. [votes: 12]
  • I thought the head was supposed to pop out of the Jack in the box. [votes: 12]
  • Can you hear me NOW? [votes: 11]
  • Sea Monkeys? Where? [votes: 9]
  • When you need doggie treats NOW, brown is your shipper. [votes: 7]
  • I wonder how many stamps this'll take.... [votes: 7]
  • I'm leavin' on a jet plane! [votes: 6]
  • No buts about it, 2nd day delivery. [votes: 6]
  • UPS, he did it again... [votes: 6]
  • Anything to declare? [votes: 5]
  • Dang, it's for you again. [votes: 4]
  • Cool! I made the cover of the new Jasper Calendar! [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 146 [November 20, 2005 - 235 entries]


Contest #146 1st place You can wave that biscuit around all you want, I saw that shampoo & I'm NOT coming out! [votes: 68]  dancer
2nd place No! You're kidding! The roast chicken is missing? [votes: 48]  anon
3rd place I know, it's about that puddle in the kitchen... I'm all ready punishing myself. [votes: 30]  Stan
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove ANYTHING! [votes: 30]
  • How do I tell her the Jenny Craig ain't workin'? [votes: 22]
  • OOPS, I did it again. [votes: 19]
  • I'm still wating for FEMA. [votes: 17]
  • No, please, don't take out Mr. Hoover. [votes: 17]
  • Something tells me you're not a happy camper. [votes: 15]
  • I swear on that cat's life, I didn't do it! [votes: 15]
  • Jack splat! [votes: 12]
  • Jack's going to ground for those dust bunnies that he's heard about. [votes: 11]
  • The devil made me do it. [votes: 11]
  • Sometimes it seems like the weight of the world is on me. [votes: 10]
  • You don't even want to look under there. [votes: 9]
  • I've got friends in low places. [votes: 9]
  • I made in my bed, now I have to lie under it. [votes: 7]
  • The monster under the bed. [votes: 7]
  • May I help you? [votes: 6]
  • Innocent is.... as innocent does.... [votes: 5]

Results from Contest # 145 [November 13, 2005 - 308 entries]


Contest #145 1st place Pull my paw. [votes: 52]  Anon
2nd place You're FIRED! [votes: 41]  Greggo
3rd place I will never drink out of the toilet again. [votes: 36]  Dani
 
Honorable Mentions
  • How you doin??? [votes: 24]
  • Here's Licking at you Kid. [votes: 24]
  • One eyed Jacks are wild. [votes: 23]
  • Why would someone make Jalapeno treats? [votes: 18]
  • That dog said he was an under, but I swear he was this tall!! [votes: 12]
  • Here's lookin' at you kid! [votes: 11]
  • Show me the way ta go home. I'm tired and I wanna go to bed... [votes: 10]
  • Your Country Needs You! [votes: 9]
  • Talk about leaving a bad taste in your mouth! [votes: 9]
  • Gimme some paw, partner. [votes: 9]
  • She never got the glass this clean before... [votes: 8]
  • It's so shiny...I want to touch it... [votes: 8]
  • Hey Baby!!! What's your sign? [votes: 8]
  • What did I step in? [votes: 7]
  • May I have this dance? [votes: 6]
  • That's not a funny face, THIS is a funny face. [votes: 6]
  • Now listen to this little bit of gossip I picked up ....that pup's daddy ain't registered! [votes: 5]
  • Yeah yeah I know, I'm stuck. [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 144 [Nov 6, 2005 - 312 entries]


Contest #144 1st place Tequila! I wanted a Jack Daniels! [votes: 43]  Tina
2nd place One tequila, two tequila, three tequila,...FLOOOR! [votes: 40]  Jordan
3rd place ..."some people claim that there's a Terrier to blame"...  Nancy
 
Honorable Mentions
  • One more and that Pug at the end of the bar might look better. [votes: 27]
  • I can't believe she left me for a Prench Foodle... Gimme 'nother drink, tarbender... [votes: 25]
  • She just up and left me for a Golden Retriever, a Golden Retriever! [votes: 22]
  • The urge to take off my collar, stand on the table and dance, has become strangely overwhelming. [votes: 22]
  • What do you mean "Hair of the dog that bit you?" [votes: 20]
  • Don't worry, it's 5 o'clock somewhere! [votes: 16]
  • And they think drinking out of the toilet is gross! This stuff stinks! [votes: 13]
  • Friends don't let Jacks dig drunk. [votes: 13]
  • I know I'm gonna hate myself in the morning! [votes: 11]
  • Don't Drink and Dig. [votes: 10]
  • That glass is moving!!! [votes: 10]
  • She's housebroken and has had all of her shots but one. [votes: 8]
  • One time... at tracking camp... I... oh, hell, where was I? [votes: 7]
  • I don't know who Jose is but this looks reaaaaal bad! [votes: 6]
  • Betty Ford's dog "Mezcal". [votes: 6]
  • My owner passed out two shots ago! [votes: 5]
  • Set em up Joe. [votes: 5]
  • Ok! Who's up for a game of quarters?!! [votes: 4]
  • Another one bites the dust! [votes: 3]
  • Hey!! I wanted one bourbon, one scotch and one beer!!! [votes: 2]
  • Any one seen my keys? [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 143 [October 30, 2005 - 334 entries]


Contest #143 1st place Cattle "Russellers" [votes: 66]  unknown
2nd place If we start digging now, we should be over there by the morning!!! [votes: 38]  unknown
3rd place Beef - it's what's for dinner. [votes: 26]  unknown
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I don't know what those are either, but they smell just like my favorite chew toy. [votes: 21]
  • Who let the COWS OUT!! Whoop, Whoop. [votes: 13]
  • That little one keeps eyeballin' me, What, you wanna piece of me?? [votes: 12]
  • My milk shake brings all the dogs to the yard... [votes: 11]
  • Rollin, Rollin, Rollin, RAWHIDE! [votes: 11]
  • Hey! Your mama's a fat cow! [votes: 11]
  • No-No - we're vegetarians.......c'on over! [votes: 11]
  • Got milk?? [votes: 10]
  • I'm telling ya, Spike they just won't go to ground when you chase them. [votes: 10]
  • Where's the beef? [votes: 8]
  • I want the one on the left, no wait! The one on the right! [votes: 8]
  • Wanna go cow tipping dude? [votes: 7]
  • Ok, I say we name them Rumproast, Chuckroast, Sirloin ... [votes: 7]
  • Did that cow just say, "Eat More CAT?" [votes: 6]
  • Hey look! Someone new moooooved in across the street. [votes: 6]
  • I hate it when the steaks are undercooked. [votes: 5]
  • I think the one in the middle's already been tipped... [votes: 5]
  • Would you like fries with that? [votes: 5]
  • What they are before they become Rawhid Chews. [votes: 4]
  • They look friendly, but you can never tell with their tail between there legs like that. [votes: 4]
  • Jack was caught MOOning over the girl across the road. [votes: 3]
  • Hmmm....I wonder if the fences are for our protection or theirs? [votes: 3]
  • Calm down... don't have a cow! [votes: 2]
  • That's what I'm talkin' about! [votes: 2]
  • Now all we have to do is wait till the cows come home... [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 142 [October 16, 2005 - 279 entries]


Contest #142 1st place Where do I bite to make him squeak? [votes: 109]  Kathy
2nd place Can I rip the stuffing out, huh can I, can I? [votes: 57]  Lisa
3rd place Reason #1 Why Disney Doesn't Allow Pets. [votes: 41]  lelleybean
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Who's the big dog now? [votes: 33]
  • Damn, I think this is the biggest red fox i have ever seen. [votes: 30]
  • Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jumped over the big orange shtick. [votes: 26]
  • JR's are little dogs that think they are bigger, often challenging dogs many times their size. [votes: 20]
  • What do you mean this isn't an obstacle, I hit the yellow. [votes: 19]
  • Suitability to 'Mascot'. [votes: 18]
  • Do you give up? Do ya? [votes: 18]
  • I don't know what it is, but do I get a Certificate for hunting it? [votes: 17]
  • Hey, everyone... DOGPILE!!! [votes: 16]
  • Mascot? I don't need no stinking mascot! [votes: 12]
  • Whaddya mean, foul??!! [votes: 11]
  • Who said I missed a pole?!? [votes: 9]
  • Look at me and my bad self! [votes: 9]
  • Take that, you poser! [votes: 7]
  • Does size REALLY matter? [votes: 6]
  • There can be only one! [votes: 6]
  • I am Gladiator... Are you not entertained? [votes: 6]
  • Never mock the hurdles again! [votes: 5]
  • Unless I get a Q you're not getting up. [votes: 5]
  • Now this was a real challenge. [votes: 4]
  • I just can't stand this judge! [votes: 4]
  • No quarry too large... [votes: 3]
  • I told you, he neutered me. [votes: 3]
  • I really didn't like the placement of the obstacles. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 141 [Oct 9, 2005 - 297 entries]


Contest #141 1st place Jack-O-Lanterns [votes: 54]  Julz
2nd place Okay guys if this house doesn't give out cats then the flowerbed gets it. [votes: 44]  Patrick B
3rd place Trick or treat, bite your feet, gimme liver snaps to eat! [votes: 27]  amywhoelse
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Rick - r - Reat!!!! [votes: 26]
  • How embarrassing! We are all wearing the same costume! [votes: 21]
  • We're not hunters, we're HAUNTERS! [votes: 19]
  • We come for the 'black' cat. [votes: 16]
  • Got bones? [votes: 15]
  • The Jack-O-Lantern Club of America founders. [votes: 15]
  • Trick-or-Treat...smell my feet...give me a tasty rat to eat... [votes: 13]
  • Does anyone else feel violated? [votes: 12]
  • Always use the "buddy system" when trick or treating! [votes: 11]
  • Trick or Meat! [votes: 10]
  • The dogs have torn up the sheets again. [votes: 9]
  • I hate it when they make me stand in front. [votes: 9]
  • I just want to know how you got them to that. [votes: 9]
  • ...just when you thought the neighborhood was safe! [votes: 8]
  • Trick O Treat, smell my butt, give me something other than coconut!!!! [votes: 7]
  • Hand over the cats or we'll haunt you for life! [votes: 6]
  • Sure you think they're cute, but do you know how long it took me to get them to cooperate? [votes: 6]
  • This is what the therapist was talking about. [votes: 6]
  • Tricks are fun, but treats are better. [votes: 5]

Results from Contest # 140 [October 2, 2005 - 326 entries]


Contest #140 1st place In case of Bad Day, Open Case, Remove Jack, Play. [votes: 62]  Bob/Diana
2nd place I wish the cat would quit packing my lunch. [votes: 33]  NikkiD25
3rd place A good example of a working terrier. [votes: 30]  cb
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Finally, a cure for separation anxiety! [votes: 30]
  • The Apprentice. [votes: 27]
  • Bring your dog to work day... [votes: 21]
  • A new computer by Apple, announcing........ the Jackintosh. [votes: 19]
  • You're not working on Saturday; you're just NOT! [votes: 14]
  • Jack sleeps in his briefs, what do you sleep in? [votes: 13]
  • JRT... Don't leave home without it. [votes: 12]
  • Martha says "always pack the essentials". [votes: 11]
  • Honestly, the dog ate my report!!! [votes: 10]
  • I promise I won't bark in your meeting this time. [votes: 10]
  • Jack, don't leave home without him. [votes: 10]
  • Sleeping on the job. [votes: 9]
  • This isn't a Gucci briefcase... it's a Poochie briefcase! [votes: 9]
  • JRT....don't leave home without one. [votes: 8]
  • Despite pressures from his boss, Mike's lunch time naps were becoming more frequent. [votes: 8]
  • This beats a crate any day. [votes: 7]
  • Let me be brief. [votes: 6]
  • The new crate by Armoni. [votes: 6]
  • How much is that doggy in the briefcase? [votes: 4]
  • This is my bed and its an open and shut case!! [votes: 4]
  • I rest "in" my case. [votes: 4]
  • Doggy bag? [votes: 4]
  • He works like a dog! [votes: 3]
  • Working 9 to 5. [votes: 2]
  • Get off my case!! It's been a long day!! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 139 [September 25, 2005 - 244 entries]


Contest #139 1st place Nine-forty-five p.m, target is sleeping. Move in, I repeat, move in. [votes: 59]  Clare
2nd place Why do all 9 of my lives flash before me when I look at this puppy.....WHY? [votes: 41]  Stan
3rd place Why do I have a bad feeling about this? [votes: 33]  Dave W
 
Honorable Mentions
  • First they take my claws away... Now this!!! [votes: 26]
  • Let sleeping dogs lie!!! [votes: 19]
  • Look at him, sleeping like nothing happened! My tail will never be the same! [votes: 18]
  • I still can't believe they brought one of those things home! [votes: 16]
  • He'll never know what hit him. [votes: 16]
  • Somehow, Mr. Smith couldn't help doubting he wasn't the true father of his newly born son. [votes: 16]
  • I wonder if any one would notice if he went missing. [votes: 13]
  • If I didn't know better, he almost looks peaceful. [votes: 12]
  • I wish they would stop saying... do you like your baby brother? [votes: 11]
  • Aww...how cute. Now it's time to welcome him to the neighborhood! [votes: 9]
  • Uh-oH! I've heard of this breed. Better get rid of it now! [votes: 9]
  • Cat's Got Jack!! [votes: 6]
  • C'mon over, Kitty.... make my day! [votes: 5]
  • After this, they better never again say "look what the cat drug in"! [votes: 5]
  • OK, he is the decoy, where's mama? [votes: 5]
  • Time for REVENGE!!! [votes: 4]
  • We attack at dawn!!! [votes: 4]
  • Aw man! I thought i had a good hiding place. [votes: 3]
  • Oh, a new toy, can't wait to pounce on it. [votes: 1]
  • That neighbor is always staring at me over the fence. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 138 [September 18, 2005 - 277 entries]


Contest #138 1st place Are those little guys making cookies? [votes: 50]  Joey
2nd place LumberJACKS! [votes: 48]  Greggo
3rd place Dude, you are like, so stuck in there! [votes: 29]  Kira
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Aw, come on out, squirrel! Be a sport! We just wanna chew on you a little... [votes: 25]
  • That's the last time I let you read Winnie the Pooh!!! [votes: 18]
  • I think we're barking up the wrong tree here, Jack. [votes: 18]
  • 7. You're right, that smells HORRIBLE. Let's check it out! [votes: 16]
  • Hey, I think the cat with the white strip down its back went in here. [votes: 15]
  • Jacks in the crack. [votes: 11]
  • It may not be in the ground, but it's a hole, and that's good enough for us! [votes: 11]
  • Dang, so thats what squirrels do with all those nuts! [votes: 11]
  • I swear, these Easter Egg Hunts get harder every year! [votes: 11]
  • Anybody home? [votes: 11]
  • Tree's a crowd. [votes: 10]
  • Tree mail! We got tree mail! Reward challenge! [votes: 9]
  • Lead, follow or get out of the way... [votes: 8]
  • Come on -- feel around for the light switch. [votes: 6]
  • This is a fine mess you've gotten us into! [votes: 5]
  • DIBS !! [votes: 5]
  • Wanna try smokin him out? [votes: 5]
  • Just say no to crack. [votes: 5]
  • Eureka!!!...I think we hit the jackpot!!!! [votes: 5]
  • A little help please. [votes: 4]
  • Look at this! Indoor plumbing. [votes: 3]
  • You take the high road, I'll take the low road... [votes: 3]
  • Sure would make a helluva chew toy, wouldn't it? [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 137 [September 11, 2005 - 236 entries]


Contest #137 1st place Jumpin Jack Splash! [votes: 82]  Andrew
2nd place Singin' in the rain, I'm singin' in the rain, what a wonderful feeling, I'm happy again! [votes: 24]  Kathy
3rd place We're barking in the rain.. Just barking in the rain... [votes: 22]  Angie
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head... [votes: 21]
  • This sure beats drinking outta the toilet! [votes: 21]
  • MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! (seagulls on "Finding Nemo") [votes: 19]
  • Yippee! The St. Bernard is shaking his head again! [votes: 16]
  • Why can't we just have a water bowl like normal Jacks? [votes: 12]
  • The dog days of summer. [votes: 11]
  • No, its my water - I was here first! [votes: 10]
  • Ok, so long as they don't add soap, I think this is ok. [votes: 10]
  • Someone didn't know what they were doing when they tapped this keg. [votes: 9]
  • Retreat !!!!! there's too many of them!!! [votes: 9]
  • Hey, pull the shower curtain, can't a dog have a little privacy round here? [votes: 9]
  • A bowl would be much easier. [votes: 8]
  • It's raining... it's pouring... these Jacks will be snoring soon. [votes: 7]
  • Noooooooo! I just had my fur done!!! [votes: 6]
  • Awe, something to wash the cat down with. [votes: 6]
  • Water and watch them grow! [votes: 6]
  • Now if only they would get this excited about baths... [votes: 5]
  • Say it ....don't spray it!!! [votes: 4]
  • Rain drops keep falling on my head......now if only a cat would. [votes: 4]
  • It's raining water, but I really wish it was raining cats! [votes: 3]
  • The guy with the cucumber and no toilet paper couldn't hold it any more. [votes: 3]
  • OH NO!!! The sky is falling! [votes: 2]
  • Maaake it stopp!!! Pleeeeeease make it stop! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 136 [September 4, 2005 - 212 entries]


Contest #136 1st place JACKass: The movie. [votes: 43]  luckyduck326
2nd place If I bark once I need chips, if I bark twice I need a beer! [votes: 33]  Rupert
3rd place I sure wish I hadn't eaten that remote! [votes: 31]  suez
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Dog day afternoon [votes: 22]
  • Westminster is so DULL -- no racing, no rats... [votes: 21]
  • I'll do my obedience school homework in a minute, mom. [votes: 20]
  • Not right now Mom, I'm watching Frasier!! [votes: 19]
  • Reruns... nothing but reruns. [votes: 19]
  • The End [votes: 18]
  • It's late at night; do you know what your Jacks are watching? [votes: 16]
  • Don't get too close; I ate all that cucumber and you took away my toilet paper! [votes: 14]
  • 180 channels and nothing to watch! [votes: 14]
  • Kibble & Bits, Kibble & Bits. I wanna see the comercial for Kibble & Bits. [votes: 11]
  • To answer Dr. Phil - How's that workin' out for you - I say this is working out great. [votes: 10]
  • Let's paws for a station identification... [votes: 10]
  • Yes, I am ready for some football!!! [votes: 9]
  • I wish my "pets" would hurry up and get home from school! [votes: 9]
  • I'm watching an Animal Planet special on wolves. It's good to know your history. [votes: 8]
  • I thought only children were suppose to be left in front of the TV. [votes: 5]
  • Wow... that Lassie has some set of teeth. [votes: 3]
  • I think I need Glasses! [votes: 3]
  • This is boring, when do the Incredible Challenge terrier races come on? [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 135 [Aug 28, 2005 - 306 entries]


Contest #135 1st place Don't worry mom, I showed dad how to rub his butt on the carpet! [votes: 47]  Shane
2nd place I was thinking of TPing the cat....wanna help? [votes: 43]  Stan
3rd place I'm not supposed to be doing this, am I? [votes: 25]  Aussie Chick
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Gotta Go, Gotta Go, Gotta Go Right Now. [votes: 24]
  • Please don't squeeze the Charmin. [votes: 19]
  • Where's the guy who ate all that cucumber???? [votes: 16]
  • Why was this toy in the bathroom? [votes: 16]
  • Potty Mouth. [votes: 14]
  • No need to say anything, I'll just go sit in the corner of my crate. [votes: 11]
  • Yes, trust me, we will need this on my walk. [votes: 10]
  • The calm before the storm. [votes: 10]
  • Squeeze THIS, Mr. Whipple! [votes: 10]
  • Take a stroll? I thought she said take a roll!! [votes: 10]
  • Can I spare a square? You're kidding, right? [votes: 8]
  • My dad is sitting in the part of this picture you can't see, and i am just out of reach... [votes: 7]
  • This Jack is housebroken! [votes: 6]
  • You couldn't have spent a few more dollars on a real chew toy? [votes: 6]
  • Is this what they mean when they say "smoking gun"? [votes: 4]
  • You're right, it is better BEFORE! [votes: 4]
  • Give me the treat and nobody gets hurt! [votes: 4]
  • Do not go in there! [votes: 4]
  • When nature calls... [votes: 3]
  • I got the paper, mom. [votes: 3]
  • Jack decides he needs more fiber in his diet... [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 134 [August 21, 2005 - 308 entries]


Contest #134 1st place I needed a Jack of spades... not a Jack that's spayed! [votes: 43]  Greggo
2nd place Nothing like a relaxing game of "Soliterrier". [votes: 39]  Big Daddy
3rd place Her best game ever, soon to be ruined by a knock on the door! [votes: 30]  Mark
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Heck with the caption, how'd she get that jack to sit still? [votes: 28]
  • Cheater! You can't put a two and a three on top of a Jack! [votes: 20]
  • Jacks are wild. [votes: 19]
  • Is this what you meant when you said you needed a Jack? [votes: 18]
  • In the game of life, all Jacks are wild. [votes: 15]
  • The 53 card deck---Contains 1 extra jack. [votes: 15]
  • Ace is high, but Jacks are better. [votes: 15]
  • Oh no, gotta sneeze . . . gotta sneeze! [votes: 12]
  • Play the Jack! Just play the Jack! [votes: 12]
  • Solitary confinement!!! [votes: 10]
  • 14. Jack fills in for his owners missing "Jack of Hearts." [votes: 9]
  • I have to watch her...she cheats! [votes: 7]
  • Hit me momma! [votes: 5]
  • Come on mom, you need a black ace... I can't feel my feet anymore. [votes: 5]
  • That's right, jack on the queen and the ten on the jack. [votes: 5]
  • I just knew obedience school was a bad idea... [votes: 5]
  • I see your future! You're going to meet a tall, dark cat. [votes: 4]
  • Now that's a poker face! [votes: 3]
  • I like it better when we play texas hold em. [votes: 2]
  • How did I get dealt into this? [votes: 2]
  • Need to get out more? [votes: 2]
  • Do I get paid for this? [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 133 [August 14, 2005 - 327 entries]


Contest #133 1st place Now, where is the darn squeaky in this thing??? [votes: 60]  kelly
2nd place How to shred cucumber for your in-laws' salad. [votes: 23]  iluvsimba723
3rd place Where's the creme filling? [votes: 22]  Nora
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Someone is going to be walking me A LOT tomorrow. [votes: 21]
  • Dunno what it was, but ...it wont try to get in my house again. [votes: 20]
  • Die You Wretched Vegetable, Die! [votes: 19]
  • Is ANY part of this actually edible? [votes: 17]
  • Who needs a food processor when you have a Jack? [votes: 17]
  • Jack chews his way into another big pickle!!! [votes: 16]
  • Salad Shooter!! [votes: 15]
  • Now, I'm in trouble and it didn't even taste good. [votes: 15]
  • Now I'm Really In A Pickle!!! [votes: 13]
  • This is much better than that Kong thing. [votes: 11]
  • I found it like this!! [votes: 11]
  • The chew toy from hell. [votes: 10]
  • I'll show you "eat healthy"! [votes: 9]
  • When Jacks go vegetarian... [votes: 8]
  • Where's the candy center? [votes: 7]
  • What do you mean there is no Suitability to Zucchini?? [votes: 6]
  • Salt!! I need salt! [votes: 6]
  • Salad's Ready!! [votes: 5]
  • As bad as it tastes, I just can't help myself. [votes: 5]
  • Now who's 'squash'...yeah, that's what I thought! [votes: 5]
  • Jack learns that bigger is not always better... [votes: 4]
  • My Precious Dog Would Never Do THIS! [votes: 2]
  • I think I'm gonna be sick... [votes: 2]
  • Didn't get what you wanted for Christmas this year? [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 132 [August 7, 2005 - 260 entries]


Contest #132 1st place Arewethereyet arewethereyet arewethereyet arewethereyet? [votes: 48]  Erin
2nd place Peddle quicker woman. The flying monkeys are gaining on us. [votes: 42]  Jazmin
3rd place Guarding Miss Daisy. [votes: 41]  j
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Hit the road Jack. [votes: 27]
  • I'll get you, my pretty! And your little dog, too! [votes: 26]
  • I don't think I'm gonna be wearing that yellow jersey... [votes: 17]
  • OK...in my dream, you were a "Biker Babe" and this contraption was a Harley... [votes: 16]
  • Crate Trained. [votes: 12]
  • Over the hill and through the woods to grandmothers house we go. [votes: 11]
  • "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head" [votes: 11]
  • I look sweet, upon the seat, of a bicycle built for two. [votes: 8]
  • Well, that answers the age old question about bears in the woods!!!! [votes: 8]
  • I got your back. [votes: 8]
  • Toto wan't strapped in, where are the scriptwriters? [votes: 7]
  • Jack dreams he's the heroic tail-gunner on a B-52 flying over hostile territory. [votes: 7]
  • Back seat hunter. [votes: 7]
  • We brake for everything. [votes: 7]
  • Country roads... Take me home... [votes: 5]
  • This is not what I meant when I said "crate"!! [votes: 4]
  • Hey is that Bambi? [votes: 3]
  • It's always the same view from second place. [votes: 3]
  • Mom told me about the road less traveled...Is this it? Sure looks like it! [votes: 2]
  • One for the road. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 131 [July 31, 2005 - 325 entries]


Contest #131 1st place A real Dog and Pony Show. [votes: 34]  Divot
2nd place Jack Russeller. [votes: 33]  Allen
3rd place When I hold my ears like this it looks like we are going really fast, doesn't it? [votes: 30]  jkrslkay
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Where does the quarter go? [votes: 26]
  • You tell em' Jack's coming, and Hells coming with me! [votes: 23]
  • What happens at the Mustang Dude Ranch, stays at the Mustang Dude Ranch. [votes: 20]
  • Bare JACK riding. [votes: 16]
  • I can't wait until momma gets tired of the new digital camera. [votes: 13]
  • Why it's best to deal with licensed, JRTCA registered breeders. [votes: 13]
  • Please remain seated until the ride comes to a complete stop. [votes: 12]
  • Well, I'm horsebroken. Oh, you said housebroken. Oh. [votes: 11]
  • What?! If that last guy can ride a lab, I can ride a horse!! [votes: 11]
  • You have to move your feet. We won't get anywhere if you don't move your feet. [votes: 10]
  • Prairie dog. [votes: 10]
  • My jack would have tore that stuffed animal to shreads by now. [votes: 9]
  • Can we please have some privacy? [votes: 8]
  • Shoot lower sheriff...they're ridin' shetlands... [votes: 8]
  • How the West was really won. [votes: 8]
  • Howdy, Pilgrim. [votes: 8]
  • Yeehaw!!!!! [votes: 7]
  • Do my ears look big on this? [votes: 7]
  • Where are my spurs and whip? [votes: 3]
  • Reins! What are reins? Give me it's leash! [votes: 3]
  • This wasn't what i had in mind when you said a 'cute picture'! [votes: 3]
  • Jack never suspected his friend's ears had been "tampered with"... [votes: 2]
  • The horses always look bigger on the website. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 130 [July 24, 2005 - 270 entries]


Contest #130 1st place That's right - he wore blue shorts and stole my jet ski. [votes: 71]  patrick b
2nd place Russell Rescue [votes: 49]  Paisley
3rd place I wanted a jetski... but nOOoooo! [votes: 33]  Erin
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Row, row, row your lab, gently down the stream... [votes: 30]
  • DOG JACKING. [votes: 22]
  • You're not going to tell the guys about this, are you Butch? [votes: 18]
  • Jack gets his lab work done! [votes: 15]
  • How do you steer this thing? [votes: 13]
  • Unfortunately, Jack's new water toy had a mind of its own. [votes: 13]
  • Wilson! Wilson, I lost Wilson! [votes: 11]
  • Is that a candy bar floating over there?? [votes: 9]
  • Up the creek without a paddle. [votes: 8]
  • I ain't heavy, I'm his brother! [votes: 8]
  • My frequent swimmer miles finally paid off. [votes: 8]
  • My other ride is a limo. [votes: 7]
  • Uh Oh! It says here "not to be used as a lifesaving device." [votes: 7]
  • Mom said to watch out for the brown floaty things. [votes: 6]
  • Pleeese dont put another quarter in it... [votes: 6]
  • Why is this island moving? [votes: 6]
  • "Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!" [votes: 5]
  • Have raft will travel... [votes: 5]
  • A Retrieving Labrador [votes: 4]
  • Please dont sink. [votes: 4]
  • Swim Forest, swim! [votes: 4]
  • KNOT ON A LOG [votes: 3]
  • Get off My back. [votes: 3]
  • Is this the slow boat to China? [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 129 [July 17, 2005 - 269 entries]


Contest #129 1st place I'm too sexy for my shorts! [votes: 49]  Jennie
2nd place Oh yea, she looking - stomach in... [votes: 34]  Lil' Bit's mom
3rd place What do you mean, they cancelled Baywatch? [votes: 33]  suez
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Russell Rescue [votes: 29]
  • Jumping Jack Splash. [votes: 22]
  • I just want a normal owner! [votes: 16]
  • You think I am fast on the ground....watch me on this thing! [votes: 15]
  • Hey, I'm gonna need a longer leash... [votes: 11]
  • Polaris promised me a life-time supply of bones for this. [votes: 11]
  • Do these pants make me look fat? [votes: 11]
  • Captain Jack [votes: 10]
  • Darn...I left the keys in my other shorts! [votes: 9]
  • That's right...I look good AND I'm gettin paid. [votes: 9]
  • Anyone else feel a little draft in their shorts?? [votes: 8]
  • Yea, I'm a stud. [votes: 8]
  • I think I'm starting to freckle in all this sun. [votes: 7]
  • Let's get this party started. [votes: 6]
  • Yeah, Ma, I AM goin' out dressed like this ! All the guys are wearing these. [votes: 5]
  • Remember Fonzie Jumping the Shark? [votes: 5]
  • This Jacks got Back!! [votes: 5]
  • Those new Victoria's Secret models sure are dogs! [votes: 4]
  • Can't a guy wear trunks on his jet ski without remarks? [votes: 4]
  • All the girls dig a Jack who has his own ride. [votes: 4]
  • The weather is here - wish you were beautiful! [votes: 4]
  • Would you at least poke a hole for my tail... the swimmers are heading into the beach in a panic! [votes: 3]
  • And this model is perfect for those 'dog days' of summer! [votes: 2]
  • This is mine, all mine!! [votes: 2]
  • Want to go for a little spin? [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 128 [July 10, 2005 - 204 entries]


Contest #128 1st place You want a piece of me, goggle boy?! [votes: 47]  jen
2nd place Give me back my shorts. [votes: 42]  Steve L
3rd place You want to see my Jack knife? [votes: 39]  Kathy
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Mom, there's a kid in my pool. [votes: 36]
  • Squirrel chunks in the filter? Really ? How did THAT happen? [votes: 30]
  • Ok, that was pretty good, but your doggy-paddle form needs some work. [votes: 28]
  • You ain't gettin' out till I get my KONG back! [votes: 21]
  • I said MARCO! [votes: 19]
  • Quick! Jump out while Mom's not looking, and we'll go roll in some dirt! [votes: 17]
  • I will jump, you know I will. [votes: 16]
  • What are you doing in my water bowl? [votes: 15]
  • I see those bubbles! [votes: 11]
  • Come on jack, I promise it's warm... [votes: 10]
  • Bottoms Up. [votes: 7]
  • Timmy's in the POOL, not the well! [votes: 7]
  • No I can't come in just yet. I just ate. [votes: 6]
  • The new and improved pool urine test, if his tail goes up, there is pee in the pool. [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 127 [July 3, 2005 - 241 entries]


Contest #127 1st place Step away from the food and nobody gets hurt. [votes: 30]  Chelsea
2nd place There's 3 things I hate....and you're 2 of them... [votes: 23]  Stan
3rd place Ok, mom...I've got his attention...you grab the bone on 3! [votes: 20]  pharvey
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Oh WOW! Now my bones come with toppings! [votes: 17]
  • Step away from the bone! [votes: 14]
  • Ruff vs. Fluff [votes: 14]
  • You're standing on what's left of the last cat that ticked me off. [votes: 14]
  • What we have here is a failure to communicate... [votes: 13]
  • I don't remember Grandma having such big teeth. [votes: 12]
  • Be afraid.....be very afraid!! [votes: 12]
  • Waiter! There's a cat on my bone! [votes: 11]
  • I'm the one your mother warned you about! [votes: 10]
  • Back off Kitty, That's my bone! [votes: 9]
  • Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. [votes: 9]
  • Silence Of The Cats: Tell me about the lambs Clarice. [votes: 9]
  • This is not going to be pretty. [votes: 8]
  • Buy one get one free. [votes: 8]
  • Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil... [votes: 8]
  • Give it your best shot. It's one life to nine lives. [votes: 6]
  • You dirty caaat! You ate my dinnaaa! You dirty caaat! [votes: 6]
  • Bet ya can't eat just one!! [votes: 5]
  • "Bone Apetite!" [votes: 5]
  • Hows about a little kiss???? [votes: 2]
  • Scardy Cats! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 126 [Jun 26, 2005 - 282 entries]


Contest #126 1st place Yeah, there's still some squirrel in there, I can feel it. [votes: 46]  DWhite
2nd place Scrub harder. I use my tongue for toilet paper. [votes: 33]  the silly goose
3rd place My dentist told me to brush and floss after every cat. [votes: 29]  jakes mom
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Your roommate wonders why his toothbrush was wet... [votes: 25]
  • This JACK will have no Plaque! [votes: 22]
  • 4 0ut 0f 5 Jacks prefer new Meat flavored Colgate. [votes: 22]
  • Doesn't this come in tennis ball flavor? [votes: 19]
  • Jack Plaque. [votes: 18]
  • Little to the left. [votes: 17]
  • All of this just because the cat is missing some fur. [votes: 17]
  • But!!! I'm SUPPOSED to have Doggy Breath!!! [votes: 14]
  • Is This Necessary!?? [votes: 9]
  • Yeah, yeah, yeah... Grandma, what big teeth you have... I've heard it all before... [votes: 8]
  • And you're supposed to do this HOW often? [votes: 8]
  • Brush 'em! Brush 'em! Brush 'em! [votes: 6]
  • Like I can't see that bottle of Listerine behind your back... [votes: 5]
  • What, you don't like kibble breath? [votes: 3]
  • That mail man tasted bitter! [votes: 3]
  • Hey, what's wrong with VERMIN breath?? [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 125 [June 19, 2005 - 338 entries]


Contest #125 1st place Welcome to Jack in the box, may I take your order please? [votes: 65]  My3babies
2nd place Jack in the box. [votes: 42]  Cheryl
3rd place Jack was given a brand new child to play with, but he found the box she came in more interesting. [votes: 31]  Ray
 
Honorable Mentions
  • You want to see the Wizard? NOBODY gets to see the Wizard!! [votes: 31]
  • The great and powerful Oz will see you now... [votes: 21]
  • Would you like fries with that? [votes: 20]
  • Jacks only! No Girls Allowed! [votes: 17]
  • How much is that Doggie in the window? [votes: 15]
  • The entrance fee is 2 bones and a back scratch, kid. [votes: 12]
  • They gave me 20 to life for 3 strikes of carpet soiling. [votes: 12]
  • Jack in the Box? Like I haven't heard that one before, kid... [votes: 12]
  • What can brown do for you? [votes: 11]
  • Okay, thats 2 banana splits, a chocolate cone and a slurpy right? [votes: 9]
  • Be good or they'll put you in the dog house too! [votes: 7]
  • The Doctor is [In]. [votes: 7]
  • Hey kid wanna buy a watch? [votes: 6]
  • Jack aspires to think outside the box. [votes: 5]
  • Why do I have to entertain her??? [votes: 5]
  • ...and I shall taunt thee a second time!! [votes: 4]
  • Password, please. [votes: 4]
  • No ticket - no entrance. [votes: 3]
  • Do you have an appointment? [votes: 2]
  • Give me a break kid, I'm trying my best!! [votes: 2]
  • Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair... [votes: 2]
  • I gave at the office!!! [votes: 1]
  • Tonight we have a really big shoe. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 124 [June 12, 2005 - 405 entries]


Contest #124 1st place My two woofers. [votes: 54]  Cheryl
2nd place Stereo Jacks. [votes: 36]  Cheryl
3rd place You made the puddle, so why do I have to hide too? [votes: 29]  trotter
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I see a dust bunny!! Attack!!!! [votes: 28]
  • They'll never find the remote this time! [votes: 27]
  • Do you think they can see us? [votes: 24]
  • If we cant see them, they cant see us! [votes: 19]
  • See that cable? If we chew on that we won't be able to watch animal planet...This one here is ok. [votes: 18]
  • Turn her off! Turn her off! We can't stand Streissand! [votes: 14]
  • Let's Jack up the volume! [votes: 14]
  • Not the leash, not the leeeeash! [votes: 11]
  • Uh-oh, I think the only thing stuck under here is our heads! [votes: 8]
  • Butt Out! [votes: 8]
  • Great Aunt Bess visits again. [votes: 8]
  • Doggy time out. [votes: 7]
  • The red wire goes where????.... darn these badly translated directions!!! [votes: 6]
  • Wait til they found out we unplugged the system. [votes: 6]
  • These captions are so funny, that if I was to laugh any harder, my head would fall off. [votes: 5]
  • Mom says the washer eats socks but this is where it spits them out. [votes: 4]
  • Sometimes it's hard to find good hunting music... [votes: 3]
  • The music comes out....where??? [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 123 [June 5, 2005 - 445 entries]


Contest #123 1st place You have done well young Leashwalker. [votes: 51]  John
2nd place Obi-Wan Jackobi [votes: 45]  Ray
3rd place Luke, I am your father. [votes: 43]  Snickersmom
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I went to the dark side..... they have free milk bones on Tuesdays. [votes: 37]
  • DogStar Wars: Episode III-Revenge of the Fixed [votes: 27]
  • May the force be with you. [votes: 22]
  • I buried the light saber. [votes: 20]
  • Luke! I am your breeder... [votes: 19]
  • The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of "the Jack Russell Terrier". [votes: 17]
  • Jack, ---The REAPER! [votes: 15]
  • Darth Mauler [votes: 14]
  • The force is strong in this one. [votes: 13]
  • Whut up...Jack in the hood... [votes: 11]
  • Who's your daddy? [votes: 10]
  • Someone has seen too much Star Wars. [votes: 10]
  • You don't need my ID, You need to give me treats. [votes: 8]
  • You underestimate my power Master! [votes: 7]
  • Hunting vermin my job is! [votes: 7]
  • George Lucas's dog [votes: 6]
  • What is thy bidding master? [votes: 5]
  • Friar Jacques [votes: 4]
  • Sith's best friend. [votes: 4]
  • Bring me another cat and you can go! [votes: 4]
  • Don't fear the reaper. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 122 [May 29, 2005 - 405 entries]


Contest #122 1st place Have you kissed your Jack today? [votes: 45]  Sarah
2nd place Sealed with a kiss. [votes: 43]  warmblood
3rd place What makes you think I've been seeing other people? [votes: 30]  Pooch
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I have not been out of the yard! What would give you that idea! [votes: 29]
  • Yeah, the kiss is from the girl...no, the black eye's from her boyfriend. [votes: 24]
  • Jack Smack [votes: 23]
  • Kiss me I'm Irish! [votes: 20]
  • Great Aunt Bess visits again. [votes: 18]
  • So...I would be a tri-color, right? [votes: 14]
  • And they call it puppy love... [votes: 13]
  • Honey! I'm home! You won't believe what happened to me! [votes: 12]
  • Excuse me, but do I have 'kiss me' written all over my forehead?? [votes: 11]
  • Oh No....Here comes the cheek squeezes... [votes: 11]
  • Lipstick on the collar I could explain. But this? [votes: 10]
  • Next time, can I have a cookie instead? [votes: 8]
  • Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's .... [votes: 8]
  • Maybe It's Maybelline!!! [votes: 7]
  • Honest, its a birthmark! [votes: 7]
  • I'll take whatever he's having... [votes: 5]
  • Don't laugh, it keeps the steak in the food dish. [votes: 4]
  • She made Jack an offer he couldn't understand... [votes: 4]
  • WOW, that's gonna leave a mark. [votes: 4]
  • No dog should be left without one. [votes: 4]
  • Why's everybody staring at me? [votes: 3]
  • Dang! That girl should've worn a little bit less lipstick. Now i'm being questioned. [votes: 3]
  • Now, how's this going to look for confirmation. [votes: 3]
  • I may have kissed, but I will never tell. [votes: 2]
  • You should see my collar! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 121 [May 22, 2005 - 283 entries]


Contest #121 1st place AFFFJACK!!!! [votes: 53]  Jim C
2nd place Which one of you guys are regular and which are extra crispy? [votes: 43]  Erin
3rd place I love cheese and quackers. [votes: 34]  Cheryl
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Comeback fellas !The 'Peking duck' thing was a joke!!! [votes: 33]
  • You guys are SO lucky I just ate and have to wait an hour to swim! [votes: 28]
  • Are any of you responsible for those AFLAC commercials? [votes: 21]
  • Hey Guys!... Free Bread Crumbs Over Here!! [votes: 19]
  • Yeah, you better swim away! [votes: 14]
  • How am I supposed to go to ground if you keep floating on the top? [votes: 11]
  • Ah, how I love a buffet. [votes: 11]
  • Jack putting his ducks in a row. [votes: 10]
  • If I was a Lab you guys would be dinner! [votes: 10]
  • Come to PAPA. [votes: 9]
  • Please, No Fowl Language! [votes: 7]
  • Can I earn a hunting certificate for ducks? [votes: 6]
  • I told you, it's not the alligators we have to worry about!! [votes: 6]
  • I've waited for this all my life! [votes: 5]
  • I said.....come in for dinner!! *my dinner!* [votes: 4]
  • I just hate it when the neighbor comes to our parties. She always muddies up the water! [votes: 4]
  • Dead ducks. [votes: 3]
  • These look like sitting ducks... [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 120 [May 15, 2005 - 276 entries]


Contest #120 1st place The 5 minutes of the day a JR owner looks forward to. [votes: 79]  DWhite
2nd place No shirt, No shoes, No problems. [votes: 31]  Roxy
3rd place This collar is going to leave a tan line. [votes: 26]  Misty
 
Honorable Mentions
  • For now, Little Jack dreams of his people's reaction when they see he has dug up the entire yard. [votes: 23]
  • It's been a hard day's night, and I been working like a dog [votes: 20]
  • Dog day afternoon. [votes: 20]
  • Jack In The Rack! [votes: 19]
  • (Twitch) Mmm, rabbits... [votes: 17]
  • Oh waiter, I'll have a Jack and Coke, Please. [votes: 15]
  • t's a dog's life. [votes: 12]
  • All I need now is a pool boy and a Margarita! [votes: 11]
  • No grass to mow, no rats to chase, I'm taking a nap, get outta my face! [votes: 10]
  • Boy what a hangover. Do you really have to look at me that loud? [votes: 10]
  • Waiter... I'll take a margarita & a milk bone. [votes: 10]
  • Wouldn't it be nice...Squirrel-burger in paradise!! Medium rare with bird sauce be nice! [votes: 9]
  • Let sleeping dogs lie. [votes: 9]
  • Dog tired! [votes: 8]
  • I've got it made in the shade!!! [votes: 6]
  • Spring Break 2005....The Aftermath.... [votes: 6]
  • Did I dance on the bar? Did I start any fights? [votes: 5]
  • All I need is a Corona. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 119 [May 8, 2005 - 266 entries]


Contest #119 1st place We know you're home Grandma, the car is in the driveway. [votes: 72]  Jazmin and Dianne
2nd place Do you have a home for four jacks and a Queen? [votes: 36]  Phyllis
3rd place How much is that doggie in the window? [votes: 29]  Jim K
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Hi. We're with the girl scouts. Would you like to buy a box of cookies? [votes: 27]
  • See that spot on the carpet?.........I did that !!!! [votes: 27]
  • What time did you say this place opened? [votes: 21]
  • Hellooooo.... Can Jack come out to play? [votes: 19]
  • Oh come on! It was just one cat! [votes: 17]
  • Another Windex moment... [votes: 17]
  • Mom, look, new carpet. [votes: 17]
  • This WAS the day for the party, wasn't it? [votes: 17]
  • Ooooh, look at all the great stuff we can wreck!!! [votes: 14]
  • Trick or Treat! [votes: 14]
  • The rental sign says NO DOGS, just tell'em we're Dingos! [votes: 12]
  • Hey guys, the cats are all in there... [votes: 11]
  • You may not know Jack, but open up and you're going to learn! [votes: 7]
  • Baby it's cold outside! [votes: 7]
  • Welcome Wagon. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 118 [May 1, 2005 - 394 entries]


Contest #118 1st place Dating outside your breed and maintaining a healthy relationship..... on the next Dr. Phil. [votes: 31]  Zoe
2nd place Say Hello To My Little friend! [votes: 29]  Stevie
3rd place YOUR STANDING ON MY FOOT! ! ! ! [votes: 27]  Jeff M
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Jake and the Fat Man. [votes: 24]
  • Just smile so we can get this over with. [votes: 16]
  • Can I keep him? [votes: 16]
  • That was super glue in my dog food, wasn't it? [votes: 15]
  • 4 out of 5 russells recommend Crest toothpaste. [votes: 14]
  • I AM smiling... [votes: 14]
  • Smile darling, this is our honeymoon photo. [votes: 13]
  • Damn, the beer goggles wore off. [votes: 13]
  • Yours may be bigger, but mine are straight. [votes: 13]
  • Beauty and the Beast [votes: 12]
  • Quick, act natural! [votes: 12]
  • How long do I have to do this before my face stays that way, too? [votes: 10]
  • Handsome Dan poses with a fan. [votes: 9]
  • I hate these arranged marriages!!! [votes: 9]
  • One of these days he is going to notice me doing this! [votes: 9]
  • When in doubt, smile and nod. [votes: 7]
  • Now this is what a correct scissor bite should look like! [votes: 7]
  • Yeah, I said it. You're full of bull! [votes: 6]
  • Come on dad, say cheese. [votes: 4]
  • Who has the ugliest mug? [votes: 3]
  • We're glad to be Americans! [votes: 2]
  • I just love the strong silent type. [votes: 1]
  • It's true, opposites DO attract! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 117 [April 24, 2005 - 336 entries]


Contest #117 1st place Excuse me, but, have you seen my ball? [votes: 46]  swtmdmboo
2nd place So THAT'S what Wilson looks like! [votes: 45]  Diane
3rd place OUCH! Oh man---I think I just neutered myself! [votes: 38]  Becky
 
Honorable Mentions
  • You were right...The grass IS greener over there. [votes: 36]
  • The hurdle races were so much easier last year! [votes: 29]
  • A fence is more of a guideline than a rule, right? [votes: 25]
  • Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... [votes: 22]
  • Hidee Ho good neighbor! [votes: 22]
  • Did somebody say bath? I'm outta here! [votes: 16]
  • Jack in the box, Jack out of the box. [votes: 13]
  • Peeping Jack [votes: 11]
  • I smell bacon. [votes: 11]
  • I'm outta here! [votes: 10]
  • And I like big butts and I can not lie!.... [votes: 9]
  • I'll teach that cat to mock me!!! [votes: 8]
  • Coming Attractions for Desperate Housedogs [votes: 7]
  • Desperado, please come to your senses-you been out ridin' fences for so long now... [votes: 6]
  • Don't fence me in. [votes: 6]
  • Cyclone...Picket... Makes no difference to me! [votes: 5]
  • Kinda makes you wonder how long the photographer waited to shoot this, doesn't it? [votes: 5]
  • He's at it again. I'll get the hose. [votes: 5]
  • Now let's see if that cat likes his water bowl flavor now. [votes: 4]
  • How come it looks like the ground is farther away on this side??? [votes: 4]
  • Penalty or not, I'm going into the stands after that guy! [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 116 [April 20, 2005 - 394 entries]


Contest #116 1st place Let's GO PEOPLE! We've got 7 days before the family gets home!! Ty, where's the megaphone! [votes: 42]  Greggo
2nd place Now THIS is what I call a pooper scooper. [votes: 41]  Dianne, Jessie and Jaz
3rd place Here kitty kitty KITTY!!!!!!! [votes: 31]  Amanda
 
Honorable Mentions
  • This sure beats the way I used to dig! [votes: 22]
  • She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy!!!! Sing it now!! [votes: 20]
  • Move it or lose it, pal! [votes: 20]
  • Thank God I'm a country boy! [votes: 19]
  • Say hello to my little friend! [votes: 19]
  • I am going to ground!!!! [votes: 15]
  • Ain't no ground hog hole deep enough, Ain't no burrow wide enough... [votes: 15]
  • HEY! YOU! Get outta the way! Where'd you get your license, a cereal box? [votes: 14]
  • Reach the quarry in 30 seconds? Not a problem! HaHaHaHaHaHaHa!! [votes: 13]
  • Mamas... don't let your puppies grow up to be show dogs! [votes: 12]
  • Too late, Jack realized he couldn't reach the pedals... [votes: 11]
  • Fight fire with fire, fight cats with CAT. [votes: 11]
  • Jack Russells ARE happiest when they are working! [votes: 11]
  • Land spreadin' out so far and wide...keep Manhattan...give me that countryside! [votes: 10]
  • Fricken sunday drivers!! [votes: 10]
  • Wiper switch....WIPER SWITCH...how do you turn off the dang wipers???? [votes: 9]
  • I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll doze your house down! [votes: 8]
  • Don't make me come out there! [votes: 7]
  • The flower bed never saw this coming. [votes: 6]
  • I LOVE doing this home makeover show! [votes: 5]
  • That concludes the portion of the tour where you stay alive. [votes: 4]
  • On the Road Again, Lord I Gotta Get On the Road Again! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 115 [April 13, 2005 - 346 entries]


Contest #115 1st place It was squeaking, so I had to go look for it. [votes: 33]  anon
2nd place Hmmmm, I'm guessing you don't need Grissom to figure this one out, huh? [votes: 23]  LeeLee
3rd place It wasn't me honest, this has cat written all over it!! [votes: 22]  Heather
 
Honorable Mentions
  • That's funny, it didn't taste expensive. [votes: 21]
  • I thought we were trading spaces! [votes: 20]
  • I told you that cat couldn't be trusted!!! [votes: 20]
  • Wasn't Me! [votes: 19]
  • Hey.... Don't yell, you're the one who left me alone! [votes: 17]
  • You should've seen the guy who just came in here and did this. [votes: 16]
  • I haven't a clue what happened here. It was this way when I woke up. [votes: 15]
  • Well at least I didn't remove the under penalty of law tag!!!! [votes: 14]
  • Huh? Video Camera? OH NO!!! [votes: 13]
  • Now just remember, things are not always as they appear. [votes: 12]
  • God please just grant me one wish.. Fix it before mom gets home. [votes: 11]
  • Aren't you even going to ask about the down comforter? [votes: 10]
  • Man,...we really need a scratching post for the cat!! [votes: 10]
  • Beam me up Scotty! [votes: 9]
  • Sleepless In Seattle [votes: 8]
  • Great! You brought some ketchup! [votes: 6]
  • Mmmm, that light fixture looks pretty tasty too! [votes: 6]
  • By the look on your face I think you agree, blue really isn't my colour. [votes: 5]
  • Framed by the cats again!!! [votes: 3]
  • I heard you say the sheets need changing so I didn't think you would mind. [votes: 3]
  • Now, you might want to check the "Bad Dog Talk" on this web site. [votes: 3]
  • Time to hide! [votes: 3]
  • It was just a little too firm for my taste. [votes: 2]
  • No counting sheep here!!! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 114 [April 3, 2005 - 375 entries]


Contest #114 1st place Ahh-ha! You may be big, but I am not afraid! Behold, my cat-like reflexes....hi-ya! [votes: 37]  Cody's mom
2nd place Boo!! [votes: 23]  jkrslkay
3rd place Ok! I admit it! I ate all your food AND the treats!!! [votes: 19]  Erin
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Get back! I'm warning you, I know Kung-fu! [votes: 18]
  • I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything! [votes: 17]
  • Put 'em up, put 'em up! [votes: 14]
  • Hold it Mom! Homeland Security requests I screen you! [votes: 13]
  • Raise your hands if you're sure. [votes: 13]
  • Shut up and hug me, big boy. [votes: 13]
  • Keep your paws where I can see them !! [votes: 12]
  • Look Mom, if I flap my arms really fast I can fly! [votes: 9]
  • HEY! If you shave all of your hair off you'll be my size too! [votes: 9]
  • As you can see, there's nothing up my sleeves......wait...where's my sleeves! [votes: 7]
  • You had me at hello. [votes: 7]
  • Look now there will be no upstaging my cuteness around here, ya hear? [votes: 7]
  • Fear Me! [votes: 6]
  • Okay, you caught me messing with the razor again. [votes: 5]
  • David and Goliath [votes: 4]
  • Halt, who goes there? [votes: 4]
  • There's no need to view the mug-shots, Officer. That's him! [votes: 4]
  • I come in Peace!! [votes: 3]
  • Go pick on someone your own size. [votes: 3]
  • Are you trying to impress me? Sorry, I'm not interested in younger men. [votes: 2]
  • The Karate Kid, Part 12 [votes: 2]
  • That's not the Stay Puff Marshmellow Man! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 113 [March 27, 2005 - 288 entries]


Contest #113 1st place Watch & learn... first we get all dirty & then we go and jump on their bed. [votes: 61]  Julie
2nd place Notice son that just a little deeper and the cat should fit nicely! [votes: 42]  Keyser Soze
3rd place Are you sure this is the way to China? [votes: 29]  Phyllis
 
Honorable Mentions
  • And this, son, is how to drive your owner crazy! [votes: 24]
  • The Apprentice. [votes: 22]
  • Partners in grime. [votes: 19]
  • Cover me, I'm going in !! [votes: 16]
  • I've forgot, are we burying or digging up? [votes: 14]
  • GO SON! You only need to eat one more bloodworm to be the Fear Factor JRT Champion. [votes: 14]
  • Can you dig it? [votes: 13]
  • I'm telling you now, whatever we find, we split. [votes: 11]
  • We've been robbed! [votes: 10]
  • This is fun!! Can we do this on the living room carpet next??? [votes: 9]
  • Do you think we were so naughty,we really have to dig our own graves? [votes: 9]
  • Go ahead, grab him like you mean it! [votes: 5]
  • Trench warfare. [votes: 4]
  • Don't say I never taught you anything! [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 112 [March 20, 2005 - 258 entries]


Contest #112 1st place I really thought cats could swim. Honest! [votes: 55]  Keyser Soze
2nd place Do I look like a Lab to you? YOU go get it! [votes: 46]  Brenda
3rd place Don't look at me, you were the who dropped it! [votes: 32]  Leash
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Can I swim now mom? It's already been 30 minutes! [votes: 25]
  • You go first. [votes: 19]
  • I think I found Nemo! [votes: 19]
  • Everyone knows white dogs can't jump!!! [votes: 13]
  • Well, So much for the "Nine Lives" theory! [votes: 13]
  • No, I mean it! Say 'vet' once more & I'm gonna jump. [votes: 11]
  • Jack on the docks. [votes: 11]
  • The world's my toilet. [votes: 11]
  • Please keep in mind, when I get out, that shrinkage DOES occur! [votes: 10]
  • Ok, you go first and I'll follow. [votes: 8]
  • Where are my water wings? I need my water wings! [votes: 8]
  • Eddie be reasonable, I'm sure Niles and Frasier aren't taking it this badly! [votes: 7]
  • It looks cold. [votes: 4]
  • Isn't water supposed to be in a bowl in the kitchen? [votes: 4]
  • Do you see any webbing between these toes??? [votes: 3]
  • I'll jump when I'm good and ready. [votes: 3]
  • Sink or swim! [votes: 3]
  • I watched JAWS last night on Bravo, no way I'm going back in that water!!! [votes: 2]
  • Don't temp me, I'll jump! [votes: 2]
  • Goodbye cruel life! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 111 [March 13, 2005 - 264 entries]


Contest #111 1st place The best part of waking up is a Russell in your cup!! [votes: 52]  Amy B
2nd place Terror Alert: Caffeinated Jacks [votes: 51]  anon
3rd place OK, we dug up their flowers, drank their tea.....what next? [votes: 30]  Marianne
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Tea for Two and Two for Tea. [votes: 22]
  • Even with the prick ears ... Charles is still better looking than Camilla. [votes: 18]
  • What the queen's dogs do when she's not looking. [votes: 18]
  • This is better than drinking from the toilet! [votes: 16]
  • JRTparty [votes: 15]
  • I know proper etiquette would be to hold my pinky out, but which one is my pinky? [votes: 13]
  • Good to the last drop. [votes: 11]
  • Drink up before someone sees us drinking from these sissy cups. [votes: 8]
  • I told you we could get in, nobody even noticed! [votes: 8]
  • Oh Ethel! A lady properly sips her tea! [votes: 7]
  • Alice and the Mad Hatter. [votes: 6]
  • See, no elbows on the table. [votes: 5]
  • Man!! I think I'm stuck! [votes: 4]
  • Enough of this foreplay. Can't we do what they brought us here for? [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 110 [March 6, 2005 - 200 entries]


Contest #110 1st place Where will you be when your diarrhea comes back? [votes: 39]  Vicki
2nd place Moon over my-mammy. [votes: 31]  nizmot
3rd place I hope that was just the wind that blew through my hair. [votes: 27]  Annie O/Barbara
 
Honorable Mentions
  • To get to the top, sometimes you just have to go over someone's head. [votes: 25]
  • Magic mirror on the wall, who's the fairest Jack of them all? [votes: 17]
  • Don't worry I will alert you if I see your mother in law coming. [votes: 16]
  • Ma, that squirrel is sticking his tongue out at me again! [votes: 15]
  • Mary couldn't understand why she only had white hair in the back of her head. [votes: 13]
  • I just wish she would take the hint. [votes: 12]
  • How much is that doggy in the window?!!! [votes: 12]
  • I wish I may, I wish I might, let me catch that squirrel tonight! [votes: 12]
  • It's saucer-shaped & has bright flashing lights...should I bark? [votes: 11]
  • She lets me walk all over her. [votes: 10]
  • Some day my prince will come. [votes: 8]
  • Carol Ann, stay away from the light! [votes: 8]
  • Gotta go, gotta go right now. [votes: 8]
  • They're heeeeeere.... [votes: 7]
  • Best seat in the house. [votes: 7]
  • Some are content to remain on earth, some aspire to the stars. [votes: 5]
  • Mind if I borrow your head? [votes: 4]
  • By the light of the Silvery Moon... [votes: 3]
  • A round opening to the heavens, and thus the same to your mind. [votes: 2]
  • Warmed on both ends... [votes: 2]
  • Uh oh, the paratroopers are landing! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 109 [February 27, 2005 - 302 entries]


Contest #109 1st place I hope that's just your tail !!!! [votes: 50]  Jordan
2nd place It was just someone's leg, it meant nothing... [votes: 34]  Jon
3rd place After a long day of torturing the neighbors cats. [votes: 17]  Karly
 
Honorable Mentions
  • The Honeymoon's Over! [votes: 17]
  • My sleep number is 85. Hers is 45. That's why we sleep so well together. [votes: 16]
  • uh oh. I don't remember a thing, and here I am in bed with...what was his name again? [votes: 16]
  • No huggy and kissy till I get a wedding ring. [votes: 15]
  • Say you're sorry first. [votes: 13]
  • Honey, it happens. Don't worry about it. [votes: 13]
  • I said sassy...not Lassie. Please believe me. [votes: 12]
  • Never go to bed mad... [votes: 11]
  • Your turn to hit snooze. [votes: 9]
  • I got your back... you got mine? [votes: 8]
  • Remind me to order that queen size dog bed on QVC. [votes: 8]
  • Cheek to cheek :) [votes: 7]
  • The silent treatment. [votes: 6]
  • Cover hog! [votes: 5]
  • Oh no, I think there is someone behind me! [votes: 3]
  • Silent Night. [votes: 3]
  • No spooning here! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 108 [February 20, 2005 - 221 entries]


Contest #108 1st place A rare horse 'jacking' caught on film. [votes: 49]  Fincher
2nd place The kids wanted a horse and I get stuck walking it! [votes: 43]  anon
3rd place HOLD YOUR HORSES!!! [votes: 31]  Amanda
 
Honorable Mentions
  • What happens when I pull this string? [votes: 23]
  • Ma Can I Keep Him? [votes: 22]
  • Jack started to think this tug of war was alittle unfair. [votes: 21]
  • Nothing is too big for a Jack Russell to play with! [votes: 18]
  • Mom said stay in the yard ! and she put me in charge. [votes: 17]
  • C'mon, hurry! Mom said to have the mowing done before she gets home! [votes: 16]
  • I will NOT be ignored! [votes: 12]
  • If we hurry we can make the daily double at Hollywood Park !!! [votes: 11]
  • Sometimes you can't even lead a horse to water... [votes: 11]
  • Does eating the grass make my ass look big? [votes: 11]
  • Not the NEW grass! That's my favorite spot! [votes: 10]
  • Who's walking who. [votes: 9]
  • Aw come on -- you're not trying... [votes: 8]
  • I always wanted my own pony! [votes: 5]
  • Jack really wasn't in the mood for horsing around... [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 107 [February 13, 2005 - 272 entries]


Contest #107 1st place Four Jacks - A winning hand! [votes: 31]  Betty
2nd place The Usual Suspects [votes: 28]  Kaiser Soze
3rd place We got this far, now how do we get that cat off the ceiling? [votes: 27]  Patrick
 
Honorable Mentions
  • 3 Kings, Ha I got four Jacks. [votes: 20]
  • All in favor--raise your ears!!!! [votes: 18]
  • What do you mean, "the tribe has spoken"????!! [votes: 17]
  • Mouse? We're not getting it - you get it ! [votes: 16]
  • Bachelor # 3 - What is your favorite type of treat? [votes: 14]
  • We have a strict rule about feeding the dogs "under" the table... [votes: 13]
  • I don't know officer, they all look the same. [votes: 12]
  • So, you're tellin' us that this is not the line for free cats? [votes: 11]
  • Suppertime for Eenie, Meanie, Miney and Moe. [votes: 7]
  • Guess who's coming to dinner!. [votes: 7]
  • It was number 3, he did it... [votes: 7]
  • The Beatles are Back! [votes: 6]
  • Why Lysol wipes are so popular in this household. [votes: 6]
  • Jacks are wild. [votes: 6]
  • Where's the beef? [votes: 5]
  • And here's your lunch, and your lunch.. and your lunch... [votes: 4]
  • Just put the food on the table and step away slowly... [votes: 4]
  • This is who we are. [votes: 3]
  • The label says "do not take internally"....Hmmm...whaddya reckon THAT means!! [votes: 2]
  • Why haven't we ever been in the caption competition? [votes: 2]
  • When Jack got close enough to hear the Doc say, "Turn your head and cough," he knew it was too late. [votes: 1]
  • The who done-it game. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 106 [February 6, 2005 - 232 entries]


Contest #106 1st place Jack Cousteau. [votes: 50]  Divot
2nd place Life jacket: $30.00, boat rental: $50.00, soaked and not looking at funny as your owner....priceless. [votes: 43]  Steph
3rd place Just wait, you'll be feeling the warm spot in few seconds! [votes: 25]  Ruth
 
Honorable Mentions
  • SCUBA dooby doo!! [votes: 22]
  • dude,... I just thought you should know... I peed in the pool. [votes: 22]
  • Sure, I would be smilling too if I had a mask and snorkel. [votes: 15]
  • Look, all I caught was this human ! Should I throw him back? [votes: 12]
  • Look mom, I found Scuba Steve!!! [votes: 12]
  • That's the last time I let him talk me into going out for 'fresh seafood'! [votes: 12]
  • It was sooo coool, I saw a huge CATFISH!!! [votes: 10]
  • I think this lure course has gotten a little out of hand! [votes: 10]
  • Yeah, keep smilin' pal...the water isn't getting in your eyes every time you dive! [votes: 9]
  • Look what I found at the bottom of the ocean! [votes: 7]
  • X-treme trailing and locating - the new class. [votes: 7]
  • Experienced JRT providing free scuba diving lessons for vacationers. [votes: 7]
  • Jack was searching for Dog fish and came up with a Clown fish. [votes: 6]
  • Man ! That first step was a doozy !!!! [votes: 5]
  • I'm a mer-jack. [votes: 5]
  • Come on in, the waters fine! [votes: 2]


Results from Contest # 105 [January 30, 2005 - 228 entries]


Contest #105 1st place Trick or treat---smell my feet! [votes: 39]  k stein
2nd place "Jack the Slipper" [votes: 31]  T.A.W.
3rd place Ah........the smell of defeet. [votes: 27]  Denise
 
Honorable Mentions
  • If I can't see him, he can't see me. [votes: 24]
  • Are you gellin'? [votes: 24]
  • Disgusted by the out of date decorations, Jack finally finds a place to hurl. [votes: 23]
  • Making me sit in the corner with my face in the remaining shoe is not punishment, hee hee. [votes: 22]
  • Go to your happy place... go to your happy place... [votes: 18]
  • I hate Mondays... [votes: 17]
  • The separation anxiety was just too much when Jack decided to end it all. [votes: 14]
  • If I hear one more "Jack-o-lantern" crack, I'm going to barf in the shoe. [votes: 14]
  • There was a little Jack who lived in a shoe... [votes: 11]
  • Ahhhh, I love the smell of fresh slipper in the morning! [votes: 10]
  • Jack's shoe fetish was finally confirmed. [votes: 9]
  • Jack coudn't bear to go into Wal-Mart and see the Halloween stuff put out. [votes: 7]
  • Have I died and gone to heaven? [votes: 5]
  • That Halloween rug is staring at me. [votes: 5]
  • Aah, there's no smell like home. [votes: 5]
  • Couldn't you use a different item for me to pick up the scent? [votes: 5]
  • I will do anything for love. [votes: 4]
  • If the shoe fits... [votes: 4]
  • Is it on right? [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 104 [January 23, 2005 - 244 entries]


Contest #104 1st place Single white dog, loves sports, seeking playmate [votes: 59]  Suez
2nd place Life-long, no-trade clause with a 10% increase in treats or I sit this season out. [votes: 24]  Marc
3rd place David Beckham, eat your heart out. [votes: 22]  Joel
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Just wait til it's MY turn to dress YOU up and take YOUR picture... [votes: 20]
  • Jack, the only child, wishes that he wasn't. [votes: 19]
  • All right ladies, one at a time, there's plenty of me to go around. [votes: 17]
  • Which way to the beach, MAN? [votes: 11]
  • Has anyone seen WILSON??? [votes: 11]
  • Rasta Jack readies for some beach volleyball. [votes: 10]
  • It's a little hard to "serve" but I'm great at "digging" and "attacking"! [votes: 10]
  • Yes, mommy, this would be cool IF YOUR BIG HEAD DIDN'T SHOW UP IN THE GLASSES!?! [votes: 10]
  • Team Jamaica's new goalie recruit....Jack Throwitagain. [votes: 10]
  • Please don't take the photo, please don't take the photo, please don't take the photo. [votes: 9]
  • People don't recognize me unless I use my American Express ... Jack E. Russell, Famous Soccer Player [votes: 8]
  • Jack Kool [votes: 7]
  • You got game? I got game!! [votes: 7]
  • Got sand? [votes: 7]
  • Just Do It [votes: 7]
  • Jacques attempts to explain "European" culture. [votes: 6]
  • Pick me, pick me!! [votes: 6]
  • Goooooooooal! [votes: 5]
  • I'm just too cool for words... [votes: 5]
  • Hopefully no one will notice that I am a celebrity. [votes: 4]
  • Do you think the hat's overdoing it? [votes: 4]
  • I hope your not gonna show this to anyone. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 103 [Janaury 16, 2005 - 313 entries]


Contest #103 1st place Seriously....He was this tall and he jumped up on the table and ate your cereal! [votes: 41]  chloe
2nd place There, I did the stupid paw thing, now gimmie' the cereal! [votes: 38]  zips mom
3rd place Give me a High 4 Dude. [votes: 26]  schoony
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Anyone who wants a dead squirrel for breakfast instead of cereal, raise your hand. [votes: 24]
  • Going for a walk, all those in favor... [votes: 23]
  • I, Jack, do solemnly swear, never to eat the cat again! [votes: 21]
  • Okay, I'll play along. But you should know... I can take that bowl anytime I want. [votes: 17]
  • I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth... [votes: 17]
  • That's it - keep looking into my eyes - now move the bowl slowly towards me... [votes: 16]
  • She's about this tall, cute little tail, nice firm hind quarters... [votes: 14]
  • "Rock - paper- scissors" ... Winner gets the oatmeal!! [votes: 14]
  • No....You're Fired! [votes: 13]
  • The cat that got away was t-h-i-s high. [votes: 12]
  • I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth... unless it incriminates me. [votes: 12]
  • Up high, down low, too slow! [votes: 12]
  • I'm not going to try it...You try it!!! [votes: 11]
  • Jack and Thing become good buddies. [votes: 4]
  • Waiter, check please! [votes: 3]
  • Oh please, sir, can I have more gruel? [votes: 3]
  • "Please, Sir, I Want Some More" (with apologies to Charles Dickens) [votes: 3]
  • Now I tell yah kid. Porridge is good but bacon strips are better. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 102 [January 9, 2005 - 229 entries]


Contest #102 1st place I will perform the perfect Jack knife. [votes: 31]  Heidi
2nd place CANNON BALLLLLL!!!!!!!! [votes: 26]  Sarah
3rd place The ball is not worth it... yes it is ! no it's not ! Oh, who am I trying to kid. It's worth it! [votes: 23]  Riva E
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I know I can out jump those retrievers, throw the duck! [votes: 22]
  • I heard Jack's going off the deep end... [votes: 21]
  • I'm not taking any chances, I thought I saw a fin. [votes: 20]
  • Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, can Jack do a back flip? [votes: 16]
  • That's one heck of a water bowl. [votes: 15]
  • Look at the concentration... this next dive has a 3.0 degree of difficulty!! [votes: 15]
  • Drumroll, please? [votes: 10]
  • I don't see any Cat Fish... [votes: 10]
  • This would be much more fun if it was mud. [votes: 8]
  • Famous last words: "Hey ya'll watch this!" [votes: 7]
  • You can take a jack to water; you just can't make him dive. [votes: 7]
  • You call that a doggy paddle? Watch this! [votes: 7]
  • Yah Right...I'm not falling for that one again! [votes: 7]
  • What'd they say... something about peeing in the pool? Yes? No? [votes: 6]
  • I don't care if you say it's a Baby Ruth bar; I am not going in that pool until its cleaned! [votes: 6]
  • And now atempting his signature triple lundy is ... [votes: 6]
  • Hey ! It's January folks. Get serious. [votes: 5]
  • Heated or not, I'm not jumping in... [votes: 4]
  • What's in it for me?? [votes: 3]
  • Shorty could never jump as high as all of the long legged Jacks...He would show them! [votes: 3]
  • I don't think the water is warm enough yet. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 101 [January 2, 2005 - 272 entries]


Contest #101 1st place Santa left it. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it. [votes: 37]  Superchikk
2nd place Why are they calling me Mike Tyson? [votes: 23]  cooper
3rd place He said, "You wanna piece of me?" What was I to say??? [votes: 20]  BrendaW
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Happy New Ear! [votes: 17]
  • Prick ear? I got yer prick ear right here buddie! [votes: 16]
  • Nobody puts Baby in a corner! [votes: 12]
  • This is all that's left of the last guy who called me Eddie. [votes: 12]
  • Ear today, Gone Tomorrow. [votes: 12]
  • I know what you're thinking, did he take 2 bites or 3? Are you feeling lucky, punk? [votes: 11]
  • I have NOT bitten off more than I can chew!! [votes: 10]
  • I think his name was VanGough. [votes: 9]
  • Even though cornered with his stolen loot, Jack swore he wouldn't go down without a good fight. [votes: 9]
  • To "ear" is human, to chew, divine! [votes: 9]
  • Yeah, but this is worth having to sit in the corner. [votes: 9]
  • After being made fun of for his "semi prick ear", Jack developed a complex. [votes: 8]
  • Oh, you meant this ear????? [votes: 7]
  • Here piggy, piggy, piggy. [votes: 6]
  • I am listening, I'm all ears... [votes: 5]
  • Little Jack Horner... [votes: 5]
  • Friends, countrymen, lend me your ear. [votes: 5]
  • Sometimes, David still does beat Goliath. [votes: 5]
  • You shoulda seen the part that got away! [votes: 4]
  • I can't believe I ate the whole thing... [votes: 4]
  • Thanks to me this is one little piggy who never made it to market... [votes: 4]
  • I just wanted a new ear. I don't like the way my left ear sticks up. [votes: 4]
  • Tell the pig I'm sorry - I didn't know he still needed it!!!! [votes: 4]
  • Ears lookin at you, kid. [votes: 3]
  • I double dog dare you! [votes: 3]
  • Geez.. Who knew they liked the pig so much. [votes: 2]
  • One more step and you may trade a hand for a ear. [votes: 1]
  • So, I guess you'll be wanting your ear back... [votes: 1]

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