Jack Russell Terrier Picture Caption Contest Results

The following are the results from our Picture Caption Contests for 2012.

Jack Russell Terrier Picture Caption Contest Results

Results from Contest # 506 [Dec 30, 2012 - 54 entries]

Contest #506 1st place It's gonna come out where?! [votes: 15]  Barbara Crowe
2nd place You will get the head back in....about.....a.....day. [votes: 13]  Joni G
3rd place Jill patiently waits for the now headless intruder to make his second move! [votes: 11]  Jill
Honorable Mentions
  • Say hello to my little friend. [votes: 10]
  • The cat did it. [votes: 9]
  • I'm not sure what it is but am positive that I don't trust it! [votes: 8]
  • No one said being Jack's toy was going to be easy. [votes: 6]
  • Yeah you're lucky I only bit its head off! [votes: 6]
  • Well doc it goes like this ... [votes: 6]
  • The head is always the first to go. [votes: 4]
  • Is this some sort of joke? I wanted a sweater for Christmas. [votes: 4]
  • Because of his concerns about Red Food Dye, Jack decided to eat the head and leave the feet alone! [votes: 4]
  • Take me to your leader. [votes: 4]
  • Animal, vegetable or mineral.....oh well, looks delicious! [votes: 3]
  • Jill tried to be patient, but the training was slow, her student kept losing her head! [votes: 2]
  • All of Jill's toys never saw her coming... or anything else for that matter! [votes: 0]

Results from Contest # 505 [Dec 23, 2012 - 107 entries]

Contest #505 1st place I found Jimmy Hoffa! [votes: 18]  Anya
2nd place Gopher ... it's what's for dinner! [votes: 17]  Ken
3rd place Jack couldn't take any more Fiscal Cliff talk. [votes: 13]  Buddy
Honorable Mentions
  • Jack put his antenna up, but reception was still poor. [votes: 10]
  • Wait. I think I got it. [votes: 7]
  • Yeah, I saw that lawn ornament at Walmart. The butt wiggles. [votes: 6]
  • I know I put the cat in here somewhere [votes: 5]
  • Jack buries his head in the sand just like our Congressmen! [votes: 4]
  • Gone in 60 seconds. [votes: 3]
  • Ready or Not! Here I Come! [votes: 3]
  • oh no! Timmy's in the well! [votes: 3]
  • What's that Santa, you said I'm on the "naughty" list? Well....kiss this! [votes: 3]
  • Snow is a lousy substitute for real dirt! [votes: 3]
  • ok- I went to ground-DONE. [votes: 3]
  • Jack's "good side" in most photos. [votes: 2]
  • Now the cats will have no idea where I am! [votes: 2]
  • All this because he's lost a Nickel. [votes: 2]
  • I won't let go of that critter! [votes: 2]
  • Practicing for Easter... The next dress-up day on the schedule. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 504 [Dec 16, 2012 - 79 entries]

Contest #504 1st place Go Elf Yourself! [votes: 25]  Jen E.
2nd place Oh joy. Next comes the Easter Bunny. I can't wait. [votes: 15]  Derek and JR Molly
3rd place Olive -- the other reindeer. [votes: 10]  Divot
Honorable Mentions
  • Oh deer, the humiliation... [votes: 9]
  • You'll find the red nose out in the yard after my morning ....uh, walk. [votes: 9]
  • Ho ho no. [votes: 7]
  • I will never forget THIS! Never EVER. [votes: 7]
  • I bet the cat put them up to this. [votes: 6]
  • I get great reception especially for the Sports channels. [votes: 5]
  • They were SUPPOSED to fold over! [votes: 5]
  • Do we have to recreate the Grinch every year?? [votes: 5]
  • I'm not going to show you what they hooked to my tail. [votes: 4]
  • At least I get to ride in the front seat. [votes: 4]
  • I don't mind the get-up, but nobody better tell me to pull ANYTHING. [votes: 3]
  • OK, you can call me Vixen. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 503 [Dec 9, 2012 - 98 entries]

Contest #503 1st place Jack Pot [votes: 41]  Paula
2nd place The cookies are mine. The ball is mine. The grass is mine. Any questions? [votes: 18]  Pike
3rd place There once was a dog from Nantucket... [votes: 14]  moira
Honorable Mentions
  • See Mom, "He IS Potty Trained" [votes: 12]
  • Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack's rear end is way to thick. [votes: 9]
  • The controversial "quick cool" is considered doping at the JRT trials. [votes: 6]
  • Once again Jack was caught with his butt in the cookie jar. [votes: 5]
  • I'm crossing this off my bucket list. [votes: 5]
  • Jack's plan to hide the ball was not going well. [votes: 5]
  • The cat is NOT getting my treats. [votes: 4]
  • ICE ICE baby! [votes: 4]
  • Jack found a way to touch every. single. cookie. [votes: 3]
  • Jack's impression of R2-D2 was terrible. [votes: 3]
  • You may have to refill this water cooler since I now made it warmer. [votes: 3]
  • Put the biscuit in the basket! [votes: 2]
  • I don't like were this is going. [votes: 2]
  • Don't drink the water!!! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 502 [Dec 2, 2012 - 105 entries]

Contest #502 1st place Whoever did this is in a Ho, Ho, Ho lotta trouble. [votes: 17]  Sandog
2nd place Deck the halls and humiliate the dogs. [votes: 11]  vicki
3rd place You can dress us up, but you can't make us smile! [votes: 10]  Debbie
Honorable Mentions
  • Why pets attack durring the holidays! [votes: 9]
  • Wasn't last year's Christmas card humiliating enough?? [votes: 8]
  • Not a word. Not one darn word. [votes: 8]
  • Thanks for the silly hats, Ma! We left you a present too! [votes: 8]
  • The cat is laughing, I can hear him. [votes: 8]
  • You said this would only happen at Halloween [votes: 8]
  • Faced with labor difficulties, Santa chose a drastic solution. [votes: 7]
  • Look closely. I might have a speck of dignity remaining. [votes: 6]
  • Mommmm, he ate my star! [votes: 5]
  • The Russells woke up dressed oddly and knew it was another holiday season. [votes: 5]
  • Jack and Jill thought of a way to get their names off the naughty list. [votes: 3]
  • When she turns her around, run for the sleigh! [votes: 2]
  • You should see us at Halloween. [votes: 2]
  • Get this Off of me, or you'll see my Santa Claws! [votes: 1]
  • Please say they cannot read our tags to know who we are. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 501 [Nov 25, 2012 - 81 entries]

Contest #501 1st place Ahhh, aroma therapy relaxes me to sleep every time. [votes: 24]  El-jay
2nd place Oh look, someone found the off button! [votes: 19]  Jake Butler
3rd place Dad's running equipment....two shoes, one pup. [votes: 18]  Peg C
Honorable Mentions
  • Someone needs Odor-eaters! [votes: 12]
  • Recharging. [votes: 11]
  • Oh the agony of defeet. [votes: 7]
  • Can someone bring the pink fluffy slipper over here for my head? [votes: 6]
  • first a nap then a snack. [votes: 4]
  • Shoes! I just LOVE me some shoes! [votes: 3]
  • Wedged between the shoes Jack could not right himself, so he caught a nap. [votes: 2]
  • Let sleeping dog lie. [votes: 2]
  • Ahhh...Life Is Good! [votes: 2]
  • Jack dreamed of the wonderful Thanksgiving Dinner he had just consumed. [votes: 1]
  • Knew those Pumas would come in handy for something! [votes: 1]
  • Let's hit the road, Jack. [votes: 1]
  • Wasn't the long walk that got him. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 500 [Nov 18, 2012 - 124 entries]

Contest #500 1st place I've been framed!! [votes: 17]  Maddie
2nd place Yes, I came in through the cat door......why do you ask? [votes: 12]  Scott
3rd place Portable dog door... complete with dog... some disassembly required. [votes: 11]  Mell Sonoda
Honorable Mentions
  • ...ooops!... wrong house!!! [votes: 10]
  • Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack's midsection is way too thick. [votes: 10]
  • We're gonna need a bigger door. [votes: 10]
  • Um Mom, I hate to interrupt but we have a problem... [votes: 10]
  • Did anybody see a cat run in here?! [votes: 7]
  • I should have known those extra treats would come back to bite me. [votes: 5]
  • Mom, can I get my own door? Using a cat door is embarrassing! [votes: 4]
  • Don't get up... I'll let myself out. [votes: 4]
  • It's the cats fault. [votes: 4]
  • Honey I'm home. [votes: 3]
  • See that baby gate? It's next. [votes: 2]
  • Can we get French doors next time? [votes: 2]
  • At least the hole is bigger now. [votes: 2]
  • I fixed the doggy door for you. [votes: 1]
  • Have door, will travel. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 499 [Nov 11, 2012 - 58 entries]

Contest #499 1st place You lost it, you find it, I'm going inside. [votes: 38]  Parker
2nd place I know I burried that squirel around here somewhere. [votes: 12]  kvines
3rd place Are you sure this is where we buried Santa's elf? [votes: 9]  Penelope and Iggy
Honorable Mentions
  • I'm getting you a ball he said, How about a nice white one he said. [votes: 8]
  • Jack Frost is nipping more than my nose. [votes: 7]
  • Wait til he gets a whiff of this one....hehehe... [votes: 6]
  • Jack Frost [votes: 5]
  • Excuse me, is this the line TO GO BACK INSIDE! [votes: 5]
  • Baby it's cold outside! [votes: 4]
  • The first snow of the season is always the tastiest! [votes: 4]
  • ...soo much snow, so little squirrels... [votes: 3]
  • Follow me.....I smell hot cocoa. [votes: 3]
  • His nose bruised Jack sputtered aloud, "Who put that tree here!" [votes: 2]
  • The yellow snow could be aggravating at times. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 498 [Nov 4, 2012 - 90 entries]

Contest #498 1st place No, Seriously, go ahead and get dressed. I've got this. [votes: 27]  Michael Vande Voort
2nd place BACONBACONBACONBACON... [votes: 15]  Herman
3rd place Slowly add your cat, whisking constantly. [votes: 12]  Peg C
Honorable Mentions
  • Don't forget a touch of Kibble, and then stir it like I showed you. [votes: 9]
  • The real master chef. [votes: 8]
  • Need a taster?? [votes: 7]
  • Add the cat now, add the cat. [votes: 6]
  • Fried squirrel omelet, could life get any better? [votes: 6]
  • Remember I like them gooey in the middle. [votes: 6]
  • Never cook bacon naked. [votes: 5]
  • You go answer the door, I watch the pot. [votes: 4]
  • Can I lick the spoon? [votes: 4]
  • She always overcooks the bacon... [votes: 4]
  • Dont burn it, I dont like my food burned! [votes: 3]
  • they're done, they're done... [votes: 1]
  • "She may know how to handle a spatula," thought Jack, "but I've got better legs!" [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 497 [Oct 28, 2012 - 99 entries]

Contest #497 1st place Jack didn't see the crab when he chose "the perfect spot". [votes: 26]  Bart
2nd place HOT SAND, HOT SAND!! [votes: 17]  Linda
3rd place Cannon Ball! [votes: 15]  easyriderstable
Honorable Mentions
  • CRAB!!! [votes: 14]
  • Yeow! No more draggin' me bum in the sand! [votes: 13]
  • Jumpin' Flash Jack is a gas, gas, gas... [votes: 10]
  • Sand fleas.....YIKES! [votes: 8]
  • Imma... Hoodie... Ninja... hiiiiyyyaa! [votes: 7]
  • YABBA-DABBA DO! [votes: 7]
  • Yippee...Life is Good! [votes: 7]
  • It's not a back flip, it's a Jack flip! [votes: 6]
  • SHARK [votes: 5]
  • Kawabunga Dude! [votes: 5]
  • Where is the steel band, the drinks with umbrellas... [votes: 4]
  • Leepin' Lizzards! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 496 [Oct 21, 2012 - 71 entries]

Contest #496 1st place Peeping Jack. [votes: 23]  Peg C
2nd place Neighborhood Watch Dog [votes: 15]  quiquack
3rd place ...wonder if the new neighbor has a dog....or better yet, a cat! [votes: 11]  Rita
Honorable Mentions
  • Hey Neighbor! Did you hear about the dog with the toy in the toilet? [votes: 9]
  • Hey, somebody out there hand me the keys, please! [votes: 9]
  • Hmmm---nice dog house the new neighbor has. [votes: 8]
  • Once the water feature kicks in, Jack will scale that wall instantly. [votes: 7]
  • Don't worry, I'll fill up the birdbath when I done. [votes: 6]
  • Aw, man, there's a perfectly good possum carcass to roll around on! [votes: 5]
  • Oh, sweet freedom! [votes: 5]
  • A few more garden ornaments and I'm over!!! [votes: 5]
  • Neither soaking wet paws, nor a splintery nose could keep Jack from his appointed rounds! [votes: 3]
  • Welcome to "The Rock" [votes: 3]
  • No more urine grass burns in this yard as Jack brilliantly worked out the perfect solution! [votes: 2]
  • Just another day at the ol' watering hole! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 495 [Oct 14, 2012 - 93 entries]

Contest #495 1st place OK - if this flushes, the cat will be a piece of cake. [votes: 21]  Captain Jack's Mom
2nd place Jack wondered if the three second rule applied in this instance? [votes: 17]  Hermann
3rd place On second thought, I'll ask Santa for a new one! [votes: 13]  Antoinette
Honorable Mentions
  • Jack realized the cat had finally crossed the line with this one. [votes: 12]
  • Noooo! Not in my drinking water! [votes: 12]
  • Mom nearly cried when she dropped her phone in here......this is way way WAY worse !! [votes: 11]
  • To get the toy or not to get the toy, that is the question. [votes: 8]
  • Hoo boy...Someone's certainly been eating their fiber! [votes: 8]
  • So much for the "Double Dog Dare"! [votes: 7]
  • This is so wrong! [votes: 6]
  • Anything that goes in there never comes back out! [votes: 5]
  • I'm not gettin' it...you get it! [votes: 5]
  • Huummm...who was the last person in the bathroom? [votes: 2]
  • Jack prefers the extra flavor marination imparts! [votes: 2]
  • I think the cat is trying to get rid of me. [votes: 2]
  • Mom! This is the biggest treat you ever left in here! [votes: 1]
  • When faced with this "Water Hazard," Jill contemplated giving up golf altogether! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 494 [Oct 7, 2012 - 80 entries]

Contest #494 1st place Incoming!!!!! [votes: 25]  ozzy
2nd place It's a bird, it's a plane, It's Superdog. [votes: 17]  Mike B
3rd place 5 volt dog with a 10 volt battery [votes: 16]  Zacity
Honorable Mentions
  • Hoverjack. [votes: 13]
  • The Force Is Strong With This One! [votes: 11]
  • I'm going too fast...I'm going too fast!!! [votes: 8]
  • It's all in the ears! [votes: 6]
  • Wish you could fly like me, don't ya??? [votes: 6]
  • Jack just hated getting sand in between his toes! [votes: 4]
  • Wind-surfing, JRT style. [votes: 4]
  • I believe I can fly. [votes: 3]
  • Next flight, a trip to the vet. [votes: 3]
  • Up up and away!! [votes: 2]
  • Wilson! Do you see it too? Or is it a mirage? [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 493 [Sep 30, 2012 - 66 entries]

Contest #493 1st place Jack be nimble, Jack be quick. Jack ran off with a pirate chick. [votes: 40]  Barbara Crowe
2nd place Start the grill, start the grill. [votes: 16]  Peg C
3rd place Don't know what it is, but it's MINE now! [votes: 9]  teddysmom
Honorable Mentions
  • It'll be another lap around the yard for ya' matey, if ya' don't tell me where the parrot is!! [votes: 7]
  • Jack's chicken was so rubbery, it squeaked! [votes: 6]
  • Chick ahoy! [votes: 6]
  • This DOESN'T taste like chicken! [votes: 5]
  • Jacks attempt to pole vault the fence was about to go horribly wrong. [votes: 5]
  • arrgghh! you scurvy dog. [votes: 4]
  • who's the jolly one now?! [votes: 3]
  • Aargh! It was drivin' me NUTS! [votes: 3]
  • Chicken to go. [votes: 3]
  • Not sure what it is, but it isn't going to stay in my yard! [votes: 2]
  • WHO'S gonna walk the plank? [votes: 2]
  • I got your chicken right here buddy! No, really I do. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 492 [Sep 23, 2012 - 64 entries]

Contest #492 1st place It's behind me, isn't it? [votes: 22]  Mac
2nd place Wait for it...Wait for it... [votes: 15]  Antoinette
3rd place Get a kitten they said. It'll be cute and fun they said. [votes: 13]  Mac
Honorable Mentions
  • Jack's perfect life was coming to a cat-a-strophic end. [votes: 12]
  • Got the remote, a cozy spot in the sun to watch Animal planet and then she shows up! [votes: 12]
  • Just a little closer... one more step... come on kitty! [votes: 7]
  • My spidey-sense is tingling... [votes: 5]
  • Wait until my program is over then you are in for it... [votes: 5]
  • Sometimes, I feel like someone is waaatching meeee... [votes: 4]
  • The photo that went on kitty's missing poster. [votes: 3]
  • Really, I was just laying there watching TV and all of a sudden... [votes: 2]
  • These are a few of my favourite things! [votes: 2]
  • Death from above!!! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 491 [Sep 16, 2012 - 93 entries]

Contest #491 1st place I'm sexy and I KNOW IT! [votes: 19]  Lilo's Mom
2nd place Finally, someone who looks good in a speedo! [votes: 17]  Peg C
3nd place Never fall asleep at a sleepover. [votes: 13]  swtmdmboo
Honorable Mentions
  • Somebody get me a drink with an umbrella. [votes: 12]
  • Hold my calls, I'm sunbathing! [votes: 8]
  • Never again. Nevvvvvvvvver again. [votes: 8]
  • Jackaritaville [votes: 8]
  • Jack resolved to visit only nude beaches in the future. [votes: 8]
  • Those pesky French paparazzi are at it again! [votes: 7]
  • I wanna be a brown dog..i wanna be a brown dog... [votes: 6]
  • Paint me like one of your french girls. [votes: 5]
  • Lookin' California, feelin' Minnesota... [votes: 4]
  • Feeling HOT, HOT, HOT!!! [votes: 4]
  • Don't laugh, you're next!!! [votes: 4]
  • Not my idea of a fun time. [votes: 2]
  • Nothing quite like a speedo wedgey to ruin a nice tanning session! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 490 [Sep 9, 2012 - 55 entries]

Contest #490 1st place What REALLY happens to all those missing socks! [votes: 30]  Laura B
2nd place Jack Nabbit! [votes: 13]  Jill
3rd place Socks; its what's for dinner! [votes: 10]  Sammy's Mom
Honorable Mentions
  • Mother's little helper! [votes: 9]
  • Don't hang it up, a few times around the yard and it'll be dry... really... watch. [votes: 9]
  • I LOOOOVE laundry day, don't you? [votes: 8]
  • Jack just hated static cling! [votes: 8]
  • Now it smells better. [votes: 8]
  • No matter how many times Jack was thrown into the wash, his spots would not come out! [votes: 6]
  • That's my favorite JRTCA shirt...You can't wash it... [votes: 6]
  • Ugh! Mom marked her territory with fabric softener AGAIN! [votes: 4]
  • This will be good for lure coursing. [votes: 4]
  • Jack always napped after the spin cycle. [votes: 4]
  • She forgot to separate the light from the darks... [votes: 2]
  • How far to the nearest mud hole? [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 489 [Sep 2, 2012 - 77 entries]

Contest #489 1st place Next time NO STARCH. [votes: 14]  Peg C
2nd place To revive this Jack you will need a doorbell. [votes: 12]  moira
2nd place Can you check...is that a rash? [votes: 12]  khizzy
Honorable Mentions
  • This is my subtle hint for a belly rub, please. [votes: 11]
  • Kitty grabbed her permanent marker, and got ready to connect the dots!! [votes: 11]
  • If I could only reach the switch for the fan. [votes: 9]
  • Jack did the wave one time too many at National Trial and threw his back out. [votes: 9]
  • Memory foam, I like it! [votes: 7]
  • Life is good. [votes: 7]
  • After Thanksgiving dinner at Jack's house, he could not move. [votes: 6]
  • Noooo! No vet! It's too late, see? [votes: 5]
  • Please hug me. [votes: 4]
  • Take me to your leader, squirrel. [votes: 3]
  • Dead Tired [votes: 3]
  • I really overdid the "go to ground", my arms are killing me! [votes: 3]
  • Can't quite get the Usain Bolt pose! [votes: 2]
  • I hate it when the Vet asks me to cough. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 488 [Aug 26, 2012 - 52 entries]

Contest #488 1st place This is my "back off" face, poodle...Learn it well. [votes: 15]  kvines
2nd place Watch me get the squeeker out of this one! [votes: 14]  Linda
2nd place Stunned, Jack discovered that his new chew toy was, in fact, a dog! [votes: 14]  Jill
Honorable Mentions
  • Really, it's not a perm? [votes: 13]
  • Don't make me turn you into a mop!!! [votes: 11]
  • I thought you were the floor mop! [votes: 7]
  • What are YOU lookin' at?... wait... Where's your eyes? [votes: 7]
  • How scary do I look? Huh? Huh? [votes: 5]
  • Look me in the eye when you say that! [votes: 3]
  • I mean it! Show me teeth!! Prove it!!! [votes: 3]
  • Where did you come from? Pet Cemetery? [votes: 3]
  • You shall not pass! [votes: 3]
  • You dont say! [votes: 2]
  • I know they said to share it, but I'm a JACK and I don't share well!!! [votes: 2]
  • Yes I got enough sleep... Why do you ask? [votes: 2]
  • If I chew that cord I'll end up looking like you.. No Way.. [votes: 1]
  • "I can't pay the rent!" "You must pay the rent!" [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 487 [Aug 19, 2012 - 74 entries]

Contest #487 1st place Did you see the look on that squirrels face when we both came at him! [votes: 17]  Hermann
2nd place No, seriously we chase a trash bag around a field, it's great fun. [votes: 15]  Mark Green
3rd place Stop it Jack, you're killing me! [votes: 14]  Peg C
Honorable Mentions
  • I'll act cute to distract them while you grab the steak off the grill. [votes: 10]
  • And this one time, at obedience camp... [votes: 8]
  • Gossip Girls [votes: 8]
  • Remember... when the cat went missing, we were both taking naps! [votes: 8]
  • So, does my breath still smell like cat? [votes: 8]
  • Yes, and I heard she had her ears fixed too... [votes: 8]
  • What does a cat say on a highway? Meeeeeaaaaauuuwwww! Hahahaha! [votes: 5]
  • Pssst! Hey Buddy... Wanna buy a nice collar? [votes: 4]
  • So you like long walks on the beach too? [votes: 4]
  • You're not 51% white, but you're okay with me. [votes: 3]
  • Wait till you see what I've done to the cat's scratchpost! [votes: 3]
  • What do you say we go get a cat? [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 486 [Aug 12, 2012 - 79 entries]

Contest #486 1st place Hopefully this will convince them the collar is too tight! [votes: 20]  Sandypatch
2nd place Too... many... Scooby... Snacks... [votes: 14]  Ken
3rd place Way too many Jack and cokes. [votes: 12]  swtmdmboo
Honorable Mentions
  • Jack got into the cat nip again... [votes: 7]
  • I take playing dead very seriously. [votes: 6]
  • Tounge-tired! [votes: 6]
  • Mmmmm...squirrel pie. [votes: 4]
  • Salty Dogged. [votes: 4]
  • Oh jeez - I can't take one more minute of the Olympics! [votes: 4]
  • Ugh, I can still taste the toad I licked. [votes: 4]
  • What happens in my house, stays in my house! [votes: 3]
  • It's been a hard day's night... [votes: 3]
  • Did someone spike my water...because I can't feel my tongue! [votes: 3]
  • And the cat went round, and round, and round, and round. [votes: 3]
  • Dog days of summer. [votes: 3]
  • I think 3 pieces of squirrel pie is my limit. [votes: 3]
  • Ahhh, my own bed; those Olympic cots were brutal! [votes: 2]
  • Uuuhhh, I hate Mondays. [votes: 2]
  • Jack dreamed of cupcakes... all lined up on the right side. [votes: 2]
  • Jack tried to convince them that the new toothpaste made his tongue swell. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 485 [Aug 5, 2012 - 116 entries]

Contest #485 1st place Jack Pack. [votes: 24]  Peanut's Pop
2nd place Jack Packing. [votes: 23]  Mike B
3rd place Now this is what I call taking the dog for a walk... [votes: 10]  Rita
Honorable Mentions
  • Wait till he gets to school! [votes: 8]
  • I say "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of squirrels." Now let me out of here! [votes: 7]
  • Hit the road Jack, and don't ya come back no more no more. [votes: 7]
  • So, I wonder how far he will go before noticing me back here...? [votes: 6]
  • Don't worry, I got your back. [votes: 6]
  • I promise I won't run away again....really. [votes: 5]
  • So many trees!! Can we stop and take a pee? [votes: 5]
  • I ain't heavy...I'm his brother... [votes: 5]
  • I'll bet you're texting again, that's why we're lost!! [votes: 5]
  • Have Jack...will travel. [votes: 4]
  • Dad! Mom's obsession with keeping ticks off me is over the top. Put me down. [votes: 4]
  • Jack never tired of hiking. [votes: 4]
  • Jack to school. [votes: 3]
  • Lions and tigers and bears oh my! [votes: 3]
  • It's not Jack's job to fill the gas tank. [votes: 3]
  • Lets see... pull on the right ear and he turns right, grab his neck and he stops... [votes: 2]
  • Hey, SQUIRREL! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 484 [July 29, 2012 - 65 entries]

Contest #484 1st place Let's see Phelps do it with a toy in his mouth! [votes: 27]  honey
2nd place Jack Cousteau!! [votes: 21]  mp
3rd place My favorite ball! Seriously, did you have to throw it into the pool? [votes: 13]  anon
Honorable Mentions
  • Underground or underwater....I ALWAYS get the job done... [votes: 12]
  • After numerous retrievals in the chlorinated pool, Jack noticed (to his horror) that his spots were fading! [votes: 9]
  • Must surface, toy is running out of air... [votes: 7]
  • Scuba? - Don't need no stinkin' Scuba! [votes: 7]
  • Shark Week! [votes: 7]
  • I go to GROUND! Stop throwing the toy in the pool. Idiots! [votes: 7]
  • Great White spotted off the coast of Cape Cod playing with its toy. [votes: 6]
  • In the dog paddle race.....Jack knew he would win paws down [votes: 4]
  • It's going to be hard to hide the ball under here. [votes: 3]
  • JAWS music plays in Jack's head. [votes: 3]
  • I bet Michael Phelps never did muskrat racing. [votes: 3]
  • This was in the filter. [votes: 3]
  • This is great! No dirt in your eyes! [votes: 2]
  • Dive...Dive...Dive... [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 483 [July 22, 2012 - 60 entries]

Contest #483 1st place Jack Olympics 2012 [votes: 26]  cody
2nd place Dude! Throw the toy, not the DOG! [votes: 21]  moira
3rd place Houston? We have a problem. [votes: 15]  Dana
Honorable Mentions
  • I'm not nervous, I love it when she drives. Really. No really. [votes: 11]
  • Red Rover, Red Rover, We're Driving Right Over! [votes: 11]
  • HURRY! The squeaker stopped, lets get it to the doctor fast!! [votes: 10]
  • Clifford, the Big Red Dog; not so big now, huh? [votes: 9]
  • You can shut me up, but I still don't approve of your driving. [votes: 7]
  • Do you think she'll like it? Huh..Huh..Huh? Do you ? Do you? [votes: 7]
  • mmmfffmf mfmf Sqirmmmffel!!! [votes: 5]
  • Another few miles and it should be safe to bury. [votes: 5]
  • I'm not allowed to chew on the steering wheel anymore while driving. [votes: 3]
  • I'm not texting and both my paws are free! [votes: 3]
  • Hey Mom, how did you take that picture while driving? [votes: 3]
  • Jack and the flavor of the month. [votes: 2]
  • Can't you drive faster? I'm slobbering all over this thing! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 482 [July 15, 2012 - 81 entries]

Contest #482 1st place Until the mechanic could repair the horn, Jack and his squeak toy would have to do! [votes: 19]  Terry P
2nd place Never leave home without it... [votes: 16]  Peggy
3rd place Hope this road leads to the park not the vet, but I'm getting suspicious. [votes: 12]  Rita
Honorable Mentions
  • I'm not nervous, I love it when she drives. Really. No really. [votes: 11]
  • Red Rover, Red Rover, We're Driving Right Over! [votes: 11]
  • HURRY! The squeaker stopped, lets get it to the doctor fast!! [votes: 10]
  • Clifford, the Big Red Dog; not so big now, huh? [votes: 9]
  • You can shut me up, but I still don't approve of your driving. [votes: 7]
  • Do you think she'll like it? Huh..Huh..Huh? Do you ? Do you? [votes: 7]
  • mmmfffmf mfmf Sqirmmmffel!!! [votes: 5]
  • Another few miles and it should be safe to bury. [votes: 5]
  • I'm not allowed to chew on the steering wheel anymore while driving. [votes: 3]
  • I'm not texting and both my paws are free! [votes: 3]
  • Hey Mom, how did you take that picture while driving? [votes: 3]
  • Jack and the flavor of the month. [votes: 2]
  • Can't you drive faster? I'm slobbering all over this thing! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 481 [July 8, 2012 - 71 entries]

Contest #481 1st place Sure! She gets the Ray-Bans and I have to squint! [votes: 30]  Terry P
2nd place I'm sexy and I know it. [votes: 20]  suez
3rd place She doesn't know I just tooted... [votes: 12]  Rooter's Mom
Honorable Mentions
  • She may be smiling now but just wait till she sees what I did with the cat! [votes: 9]
  • You know... she photo bombs every pic I'm in... [votes: 7]
  • Mom, you need to work on getting your ears UP when you smile. See? [votes: 7]
  • So whose driving the car? [votes: 6]
  • Yes, this is my life. [votes: 6]
  • She loves it when I drive. [votes: 4]
  • Cheese? Where? [votes: 3]
  • You woke me up from my nap just for a photo? [votes: 3]
  • yikes! hope this does not go viral. [votes: 2]
  • Jack will forever regret his decision not to wear his retainer more consistently! [votes: 2]
  • You woke me up from my cat dream and expect me to smile for the camera. [votes: 2]
  • Jack found the "Christmas Card Poses" a little lame. [votes: 2]
  • Hey, Dude, don't you wish you were me right now? [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 480 [July 1, 2012 - 132 entries]

Contest #480 1st place Sometimes its a curse to be this good looking. [votes: 19]  emmelyn
2nd place I am the world's most interesting dog. [votes: 17]  sam's dad
3rd place Oh man i hope my wife never sees this... [votes: 12]  JaS
Honorable Mentions
  • One Jack, Two Jills. [votes: 11]
  • You can kiss me all you want, I'm not telling where the cat is! [votes: 10]
  • Please make it stop! [votes: 10]
  • Eat your heart out cat! [votes: 7]
  • Yes, I know I'm adorable. [votes: 7]
  • Fringe benefits of being a Jack Russell Terrier. [votes: 6]
  • Since winning the lottery, Jack has many friends. [votes: 6]
  • Jack Russell sandwich. [votes: 5]
  • EEeeaauuww! That is the last time I catch a mouse for them!!! [votes: 5]
  • At eHarmony, first dates have a better chance of becoming something more. [votes: 4]
  • I don't want to tell them about my ear infection! [votes: 4]
  • I'm supposed to be man's best friend. [votes: 3]
  • My mommy didn't tell me there would be days like this!!! [votes: 3]
  • Stud Dog. [votes: 3]
  • Blond or Brunette??? That is the queston... [votes: 2]
  • Double your pleasure, double your fun! [votes: 1]
  • Animal. magnetism. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 479 [June 24, 2012 - 109 entries]

Contest #479 1st place And, I think to myself, what a wonderful world! [votes: 23]  Jill
2nd place I wonder what leprechauns taste like? [votes: 20]  Bill
3rd place Peeing on a haystack in a field of gold under the rainbow. Priceless! [votes: 16]  Ken
Honorable Mentions
  • Keeping guard at the rainbow bridge. [votes: 14]
  • I heard there's a squirrel at the end of every rainbow. [votes: 14]
  • I think I see all my friends on the other side of Rainbow Bridge! [votes: 11]
  • Eat your heart out Toto!! [votes: 10]
  • We're not in Kansas anymore. [votes: 7]
  • There's no place like home, there's no place like home... [votes: 6]
  • I'm feeling lucky. [votes: 6]
  • Somewhere over the Rainbow, groundhogs lie. [votes: 4]
  • Absolute and utter perfection! [votes: 3]
  • Let me at those Munchkins... put 'er up, put 'er up! [votes: 2]
  • Wonder if I can catch it before it disappears? [votes: 2]
  • A time for reflections of trials past and future. [votes: 2]
  • Somewhere a groundhog waits for me. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 478 [June 17, 2012 - 74 entries]

Contest #478 1st place Yeah I dropped the racket a mile back, is he still chasing us? [votes: 18]  Hermann
2nd place Hey wait a minute - that was mine. [votes: 15]  Marilyn
3rd place So your therapist said the ball helps with squirrel stress? [votes: 15]  Mike Johnson
Honorable Mentions
  • Will sharing, just once, kill you? [votes: 14]
  • Nice gums....who cleans your teeth? [votes: 10]
  • Don't talk with your mouth full -- I can't understand a woof you're saying. [votes: 9]
  • I don't know about you, but I'm having a BALL!!! [votes: 9]
  • STOP THIEF!! [votes: 7]
  • You want the ball?.....the teeth come with it!!! [votes: 6]
  • Don't get your spit on it! [votes: 6]
  • I don't think that is the appropriate mouth guard for racing. [votes: 5]
  • DON'T PANIC and STOP RUNNING! I am fully qualified to do the Heimlich Maneuver! [votes: 4]
  • Team sports require sharing....so give me a turn. [votes: 4]
  • Travelling!! [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 477 [June 10, 2012 - 74 entries]

Contest #477 1st place Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. [votes: 34]  Jessie's Mum
2nd place Jack in the back. [votes: 17]  Peg C
3rd place Home, James. [votes: 10]  Zackity
Honorable Mentions
  • Surprised huh? You left the door ajar. [votes: 9]
  • If you turn in at the vets, it will be the last turn you ever take. [votes: 8]
  • How much longer till we get there?? Huh, huh? In dog miutes?? In terrier seconds?? [votes: 7]
  • HIT THAT SQUIRREL!! And then pull over. [votes: 7]
  • I hope you're not heading where I think you're heading... [votes: 5]
  • I'll bark once for left and twice for right. If I don't stop barking then hit the brakes! [votes: 4]
  • There's a McDonald's ahead...I can smell it! [votes: 4]
  • The perps always sit in back. [votes: 3]
  • Settle down back there! Don't make me stop this car! [votes: 3]
  • My name is Jack, and I approve this seating arrangement. [votes: 3]
  • Didn't anyone ever tell you to check the back seat before driving?? [votes: 3]
  • Off to see the butcher, the most wonderful butcher of all... [votes: 3]
  • No sudden moves, hands where I can see them... [votes: 2]
  • Don't believe a word he's saying, Officer! He WAS dangerously exceeding the speed limit! [votes: 1]
  • Jack, the back-seat driver continuously barked out wrong directions. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 476 [June 3, 2012 - 89 entries]

Contest #476 1st place 1, 2, 3... take the picture, take the picture... take the picture!!! [votes: 17]  Sylvia Mey
2nd place I'm grounded... sneaking out... SHHHHH... you didn't see me, ok? [votes: 16]  Melinda
3rd place Jack bridges the gap between the squirrels and himself. [votes: 14]  Mike Johnson
Honorable Mentions
  • If the cat can do it, so can I. [votes: 12]
  • Houston, we have a problem! [votes: 10]
  • No I am not barking up the wrong tree. [votes: 8]
  • The secret to successful mischief making is to leave no prints that show you were there. [votes: 8]
  • Ah, HELP!...somebody? [votes: 6]
  • You should of seen the cats face when I mooned him [votes: 6]
  • Whadda you mean, what am I doing up here? What are YOU doing over there? [votes: 6]
  • How the heck did i manage this? [votes: 5]
  • I look good as a weather vane. [votes: 3]
  • I hate it when I have to pee during an escape. [votes: 3]
  • Just another one of life's hurdles. [votes: 3]
  • Actually, I have no ideal how I got here! [votes: 3]
  • You were saying? [votes: 2]
  • Gotta water these plants somehow. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 475 [May 27, 2012 - 81 entries]

Contest #475 1st place I have no idea why she keeps planting these things, She knows I have to dig them up. [votes: 25]  Gizmo
2nd place Hope they don't find the cat over there in the flower bed. [votes: 15]  sam's dad
3rd place Digging, fertilizing, vermin control---Jack loved gardening. [votes: 13]  El-jay
Honorable Mentions
  • You plant, I'll water. [votes: 12]
  • This is NOT what I meant by "we need to get out more." [votes: 9]
  • I thought he said "fertilize her". [votes: 8]
  • Bidding his time, Henry figures that he can reduce the marigolds to rubble in about 16 seconds! [votes: 7]
  • How many more bags of mulch can there be? [votes: 7]
  • A digging we will go, A digging we will go! [votes: 6]
  • I can help you dig the holes for the plants! [votes: 6]
  • Free Ride to the dig. [votes: 6]
  • Jack takes a rest before digging up the rest of the garden. [votes: 5]
  • No, I will not hand you the stupid shovel. [votes: 5]
  • Do I look like a shovel to you? [votes: 4]
  • I can help with the fertilizing! [votes: 4]
  • Jack dreamed of a half acre of pork chops and t-bones. [votes: 3]
  • I will not dig holes for flowers, only dig holes and remove flowers. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 474 [May 20, 2012 - 74 entries]

Contest #474 1st place Jack thought about crossing, but then got cold feet. [votes: 15]  Antoinette
2nd place And now, for the first yellow snow of the season. [votes: 14]  Peg C
2nd place Drats! This coat gives me a wedgie every time I wear it! [votes: 14]  janice Webster
Honorable Mentions
  • Four feet of new snow, an unmarked meadow & I'm wearing turquoise? PLEASE!!!!! [votes: 12]
  • All dressed up and snow place to go. [votes: 12]
  • Anybody home over there? You've got to come and see my new sweater! [votes: 10]
  • Jack calculates the distance, and if Jill is worth the frost bite. [votes: 8]
  • I smell mailman... [votes: 7]
  • Hmm...now how can I chase the neighbor's cat without leaving evidence??? [votes: 6]
  • Wow What happen? Yesterday I could just run over there!! [votes: 5]
  • Bad Idea! Playing with a white ball in the snow. [votes: 4]
  • An empty canvas...For me to poop on! [votes: 4]
  • Doesn't look like spring to me! [votes: 3]
  • Jack knew the first jump was the toughest. [votes: 2]
  • I didn't realize I dug this big of a hole. [votes: 2]
  • Sometimes, life is just TOO perfect. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 473 [May 13, 2012 - 76 entries]

Contest #473 1st place Sole Mates! [votes: 20]  Jill
2nd place Ahhh, Daddy's home. [votes: 18]  Zack
3rd place I love the human who fills these shoes. [votes: 17]  Rita
Honorable Mentions
  • Please walk me! [votes: 16]
  • JUST CHEW IT! [votes: 10]
  • True love waits. [votes: 9]
  • mmmmmm, stinky sneakers, that's as good as it gets! [votes: 8]
  • These are two of my favorite things... [votes: 8]
  • Jack was always a couple feet ahead. [votes: 7]
  • Why do I need a bath when it's obvious I'm cleaner than these shoes! [votes: 6]
  • They smell like squirrel. [votes: 5]
  • I just love the smell of Dad in the morning! [votes: 4]
  • The world is my pillow. [votes: 3]
  • The only relief from the skunk spray was yes, the dreaded gym shoes. [votes: 3]
  • So where are the other two for my rear paws? [votes: 3]
  • I do hope this is mud on these shoes! [votes: 2]
  • I found this old lamp...... said the wrong thing. [votes: 2]
  • Don't worry, my body will catch up to my nose in a few minutes. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 472 [May 6, 2012 - 76 entries]

Contest #472 1st place Blanket hog! Hey, I'm freezing over here! [votes: 26]  philsmom
2nd place Jill was so humiliated, she had fallen for the old pull my paw trick again! [votes: 23]  Zack
3rd place Much to Jill's regret, Jack loved to recap every moment of a party. [votes: 21]  Peg C
Honorable Mentions
  • You've been in the cat nip again, haven't you? [votes: 18]
  • Laughs at his own jokes and keeps me awake to boot.... [votes: 16]
  • True love means never having to share the blanket... or the ball... or a bone... or a squirrel... [votes: 8]
  • WHAT did you eat?? [votes: 8]
  • Hey, I'm not keeping you awake, am I? [votes: 5]
  • Apparently, Jack got the last laugh! [votes: 3]
  • You did what in the kitchen? [votes: 3]
  • Jack now understood not to open his mouth with his head out of the window. [votes: 2]
  • I told you I can't sleep in the top bunk! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 471 [April 22, 2012 - 126 entries]

Contest #471 1st place JPS, Jack positioning system. [votes: 20]  suez
2nd place Recalculating... [votes: 15]  moira
3rd place Because Jack had eaten the dashboard "Hula Girl," he was compelled to take her place! [votes: 14]  Terry P
Honorable Mentions
  • Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray to find a cat to eat! [votes: 13]
  • Sunshine, On my shoulders, makes me happy... [votes: 11]
  • uh oh, the GPS is asleep again. [votes: 8]
  • To sleep, perchance to dream. [votes: 7]
  • Wake me when we get there... [votes: 7]
  • Nothing like warm sunshine on vinyl to take the chill away. [votes: 5]
  • A day without a nap is like a cupcake without frosting. [votes: 5]
  • The dog days of summer. [votes: 5]
  • Sweet dreams are made of these... [votes: 5]
  • Turn the A/C up, my foots hot. [votes: 5]
  • On long trips, not only was Jack good company, he doubled as a GPS! [votes: 4]
  • Then one time.....at band camp......I caught this squirrel... [votes: 3]
  • A nice ride. Wake me when we get there! [votes: 2]
  • Sweet Dreams. [votes: 1]
  • Born to be tired [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 470 [April 15, 2012 - 60 entries]

Contest #470 1st place Darn wireless fence!! [votes: 38]  Chris Bonner
2nd place Jack had not blinked for hours, this cat was good, real good. [votes: 25]  Hermann
3rd place You're just too good to be true, I can't take my eyes off of you...  kvines
Honorable Mentions
  • You first. [votes: 18]
  • Its ok, kitty. See, I am small and not to be feared. [votes: 16]
  • An' it was the ugliest, meanest rat you ever did see, eyes a glowin' red... [votes: 11]
  • Suddenly Jack began to have doubts about his older brother. [votes: 10]
  • O.K... you can pretend I'm not here, or I can pretend you're not here... [votes: 10]
  • Jack and Kitty have been staring motionlessly since before the invention of color film. [votes: 10]
  • Kitty cat ... it's what's for dinner tonight! [votes: 10]
  • Come on Prey with me! [votes: 9]
  • One cat, one Jack and neither one moving? They must be lawn ornaments!! [votes: 4]
  • Nooooo! Six MORE months till the election? [votes: 3]
  • Hypnotic [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 469 [April 8, 2012 - 91 entries]

Contest #469 1st place Ehhh.....what's up Jack? [votes: 24]  DSW
2nd place You're nobody until some bunny loves you. [votes: 20]  stemlodge
3rd place Jack Rabbit [votes: 17]  Captain Jack's Mom
Honorable Mentions
  • Long Hare Vs Short Hair. [votes: 16]
  • Let me give you a tip kid, those ain't eggs. [votes: 11]
  • How do you get your nose to twitch like that? [votes: 10]
  • You will never win conformation with those ears! [votes: 9]
  • Jack discovers that size does matter. [votes: 8]
  • Grandma, what big ears you have! [votes: 7]
  • What dogs dream about. [votes: 7]
  • We can try to be friends... but you know the story of the scorpio and the frog don't you... it's only my nature. [votes: 3]
  • It's not polite to stare. [votes: 2]
  • yes, Jack, you're a rabbit. Definitely. Have some lettuce. [votes: 2]
  • I just gotta know, where do you get all those Easter eggs? [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 468 [April 1, 2012 - 104 entries]

Contest #468 1st place Wait for it.......waaaait for it!!! [votes: 20]  joey
2nd place Squirrel, it's whats for dinner. [votes: 14]  Teddysmom
3rd place Calm before the storm. [votes: 13]  jenaud Meader
Honorable Mentions
  • Motivational poster titled "Self-Control" [votes: 11]
  • You're just too good to be true, I can't take my eyes off of you... [votes: 11]
  • Squirrel in butter...Squirrel ala king.....Squirrel sushi.......Squirrel, Squirrel, Squirrel. [votes: 11]
  • Zen and the art of squirrel hunting. [votes: 10]
  • Ready.......set.......SQUIRREL!!! [votes: 9]
  • We take him down on my order only... [votes: 9]
  • The Hunger Games. [votes: 7]
  • Charles rues the day his humans installed the Invisible Fence! [votes: 5]
  • Dogniss. [votes: 4]
  • Charlie had one natural advantage over the squirrels; an ear that looked like a giant acorn... [votes: 4]
  • Scout considers various options while waiting to see if the squirrel walks with a limp. [votes: 3]
  • Outstanding in his field. [votes: 3]
  • Jack was inching forward with his toes only, should be there in about an hour. [votes: 2]
  • Stay? You gotta be nuts! [votes: 2]
  • Jack's ABSOLUTE favorite recurring dream! [votes: 1]
  • Remembering thier last encounter... Jack stayed where he was. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 467 [March 25, 2012 - 62 entries]

Contest #467 1st place A new definition of "going to ground". [votes: 17]  El-jay
2nd place Thats going to hurt in the morning. [votes: 13]  Ginger
3rd place Gymnastics was not going well. [votes: 12]  Peg C
Honorable Mentions
  • Jeez I hate it when I do that! [votes: 11]
  • This is Not gonna end well... [votes: 11]
  • Darn, I missed it by thaaat much. [votes: 10]
  • Jack wished he had anti-lock brakes. [votes: 10]
  • I have absolutely hit the end of my leash... [votes: 7]
  • Jacks hand walking was going well until the goffer hole [votes: 6]
  • Bass ackwards. [votes: 6]
  • Short stop. [votes: 5]
  • Jack missed the ball, and aggravated his case of tuff nose. [votes: 4]
  • Ebbie realizes, too late, that the ball pitching device is NOT attached to a human! [votes: 3]
  • Jack lamented his lack of depth perception. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 466 [March 18, 2012 - 111 entries]

Contest #466 1st place MOM the neighbor's dog is staring at me again!!!! [votes: 19]  Dusty's Mom
2nd place Psssst buddy, wanna buy a kitty? [votes: 17]  Peg C
3rd place Yes, we were just filling this in when you came up. [votes: 16]  Hermann
Honorable Mentions
  • Hey, dude come down here, I think I found Jimmy Hoffa ..... and the cat. [votes: 11]
  • Psssst...down here...no...not up there...down here! [votes: 11]
  • Psst! The coast is clear! [votes: 7]
  • Lets take turns; I dig, you guard then you dig and I'll guard... [votes: 6]
  • I scoff at 6 foot fencing! [votes: 5]
  • Jack had Jill cracking up with his groundhog routine! [votes: 5]
  • You should have seen what I did at Alcatraz. [votes: 4]
  • dude, gotta lay off the bacon. [votes: 3]
  • FIT! I said you're so FIT! [votes: 3]
  • How did you get here first? [votes: 3]
  • Okay so it was a skunk instead of a cat; I'll come out when I smell better. [votes: 3]
  • As usual, Jack's always just ahead. [votes: 3]
  • RUN!!! The grass isn't greener!!! [votes: 1]
  • Look, I just went to ground and ended up over here. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 465 [March 11, 2012 - 93 entries]

Contest #465 1st place Photoshopped. Everyone knows there's no such thing as food left on the floor. [votes: 30]  jake
2nd place On the latest season of Survivor, Smooth vs. Rough: the Cupcake Challenge. [votes: 26]  buddy
3rd place Stay...... stayyyyyyyy [votes: 17]  vicki
Honorable Mentions
  • Wait for it, wait for it... [votes: 14]
  • The JRT bomb squad crept ever closer to the suspicious containers... [votes: 14]
  • Tom Petty was right...the waiting IS the hardest part. [votes: 9]
  • Wishing and hoping and thinking and praying... [votes: 8]
  • Party of two. [votes: 8]
  • It looks suspicious, you eat it first. [votes: 6]
  • Okay... You take out the guy with the camera, and I'll take out the cupcakes! [votes: 6]
  • One for you, one for me, and none for the cat. [votes: 6]
  • You can have the cupcakes...I just want to tear up the paper. [votes: 6]
  • First cupcake to move gets it! [votes: 5]
  • Trade you. [votes: 4]
  • Jack and Jill are yet again conftonted by stunning examples of Grandma's culinary creativity! [votes: 4]
  • Whoever moves first gets eat the frosting off of both! [votes: 4]
  • See Spot run. [votes: 3]
  • Top Chef Jack Russell Quickfire Challenge-the lost episode. [votes: 3]
  • Despite intensive therapy, Lucy and Ricky realize that they have not yet overcome their hardwood floor phobia! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 464 [March 4, 2012 - 77 entries]

Contest #464 1st place Great... the sun finally reaches my chair and the mailman shows up. [votes: 17]  swtmdmboo
2nd place Jack demonstrates his improvised yoga position: "Sleeping in sun while looking for cat" [votes: 13]  Jill
3rd place If you're gonna do my nails, do them while I don't look. [votes: 12]  sam's dad
Honorable Mentions
  • Solar power recharge in progress. [votes: 10]
  • Who's kicking my chair? [votes: 8]
  • Jack failed the guard dog test... again! [votes: 7]
  • When Jack realized he had the powerball, the shock was too much. [votes: 7]
  • What happens in Vegas... [votes: 6]
  • Oh my! I can't believe she actually poured herself into that bikini! [votes: 5]
  • It is just about time for Mom to be pulling in the drive. [votes: 5]
  • Best of both worlds - I can see out the window and if you want I could use a belly rub!! [votes: 4]
  • I am sure I smelled a cat back here. [votes: 4]
  • Get me to a chiropractor, stat! [votes: 4]
  • One quick nap ~ one AWFUL stiff neck!! [votes: 4]
  • Jack lost his head, and his money, at the casino! [votes: 3]
  • I'm not moving until you scratch me. [votes: 3]
  • The consequences of too much partying caused Jack to miss his racing class, again! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 463 [February 26, 2012 - 147 entries]

Contest #463 1st place Three out of four Jacks prefer the taste. [votes: 31]  Brenda Riley
2nd place Wait, did anyone say "grace" yet? [votes: 21]  gail zeigler
3rd place Is there cilantro in this!? I said NO CILANTRO! [votes: 18]  amywhoelse
Honorable Mentions
  • There's one in every crowd. [votes: 10]
  • Save room for dessert; I see a cat over there... [votes: 10]
  • Do any of you see our waitress? [votes: 10]
  • Mom, he's chewing with his mouth open again! [votes: 9]
  • Aw, man, I wanted to sit at a booth! [votes: 6]
  • I'm so glad the No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service rule doesn't apply here, aren't you? [votes: 6]
  • Is this what I think it is? [votes: 6]
  • Some more cat please sir? [votes: 6]
  • Are we splitting the tab four ways? [votes: 4]
  • Pass the salt please. [votes: 4]
  • Well, they can't say anything about elbows being on the table. [votes: 4]
  • Having a few friends for dinner. [votes: 3]
  • The Last Supper. [votes: 3]
  • And the Next Top Chef is... [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 462 [February 19, 2012 - 113 entries]

Contest #462 1st place This is MY tub--you get the little one with the lid. [votes: 39]  Miss Scarlett
2nd place Read the tag, it says dry clean only. [votes: 24]  sam's dad
3rd place Let's get it over with, I got cats to chase. [votes: 21]  tim knight
Honorable Mentions
  • I need my toys. [votes: 19]
  • Don't buy this place, the tub has no jets. [votes: 17]
  • What did I ever do to you? [votes: 12]
  • Jack revisits and poses at the historical site of the mysterious cat drowning incident. [votes: 12]
  • As Jack's friends arrived for his pool party, he realized a problem. [votes: 12]
  • DISLIKE! [votes: 8]
  • Where's the cat? [votes: 8]
  • I need more bubbles! [votes: 7]
  • I LOVE Saturday nights! [votes: 6]
  • Hey, get me out of here. I'm cleaner than this tub! [votes: 5]
  • Yellow water. [votes: 3]
  • Ever since Mom got involved with real estate, I have been a prop! GRRRRR! [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 461 [February 12, 2012 - 66 entries]

Contest #461 1st place iBored [votes: 28]  Jimmy
2nd place Jack quietly resented the electronic device, and planned to bury it soon. [votes: 27]  Hermann
3rd place If he doesn't take me for a walk soon, that iPhone is going to ground. [votes: 21]  swtmdmboo
Honorable Mentions
  • Text her back and tell her you got to walk the dog. [votes: 18]
  • I'm never going to get dinner at this rate! [votes: 10]
  • I've got your back! [votes: 8]
  • Jacks body at rest, his mind at warp speed. [votes: 6]
  • Oh great, he is checking my text messages, I am in deep dodo now. [votes: 6]
  • I'm not going to let you ignore me for much longer... [votes: 5]
  • If I only had thumbs I could text the cat! [votes: 4]
  • Tomorrow Bill gets that thing on the back of his neck removed. [votes: 4]
  • Sure wish I had a pair of those "sparkly" sneakers. What am I thinkin' ? Make that TWO pair!! [votes: 3]
  • Jack was plotting to get back to the pre blackberry days... [votes: 2]
  • He better play my word or I will chew his ear off. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 460 [February 5, 2012 - 78 entries]

Contest #460 1st place No. YOU are Chewbacca. *I* am Han Solo. [votes: 31]  Henry
2nd place Sooo... One Jack Russell was enough huh? [votes: 21]  Michael H
3rd place She looked a lot different in her profile picture! [votes: 18]  Jill
Honorable Mentions
  • Mutt and Jack. [votes: 12]
  • Uncomfortable Prom Photo. [votes: 10]
  • My girlfriend is tall and blond. [votes: 10]
  • Jack felt strongly that a DNA test was needed... [votes: 9]
  • Say Hello to my little friend! [votes: 8]
  • And where were you on February 6th when the ham went missing? [votes: 6]
  • A dogs best friend is his dog!! [votes: 6]
  • Jack's grandfather had not shaved in years, or showered for that matter... [votes: 5]
  • Mom, I don't think cousin Eddie is going to fit in the go to ground tunnel. [votes: 5]
  • Before and after haircut pictures. [votes: 3]
  • Jack always had problems introducing his Dad. [votes: 3]
  • Jack gets a bodyguard. [votes: 2]
  • What happens in the back yard... stays in the back yard. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 459 [January 29, 2012 - 95 entries]

Contest #459 1st place Yep, that's how you do it, Go Mom! [votes: 22]  Jakie Lewis
2nd place When owners start looking like their pets... [votes: 17]  Sassy's mom
3rd place Rosemary's Baby [votes: 16]  Jill
Honorable Mentions
  • Jack tried to remember the good old days before Mom went totally 'round the bend! [votes: 15]
  • There's a little Devil in all of us! [votes: 11]
  • Cheese? I like cheese! [votes: 9]
  • Hand over the biscuits and nobody gets hurt! [votes: 9]
  • Like mother like daughter. [votes: 9]
  • I got woke up for this??? [votes: 9]
  • There are no words... [votes: 9]
  • The devil made me do it! [votes: 8]
  • A match made in heaven? [votes: 7]
  • Deviled Ham [votes: 6]
  • I get it from my Mama. [votes: 6]
  • What's a little malocclusion between friends?! [votes: 5]
  • The Devil is in the Details. [votes: 4]
  • Jack was unable to do the "furrowed brow," but his ears more than made up for it! [votes: 3]
  • The devil you say? [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 458 [January 22, 2012 - 90 entries]

Contest #458 1st place I wonder if there is a squeeky inside... [votes: 33]  Eileen Lawlor
2nd place Oh man, did you get caught digging under the fence, too? [votes: 17]  Andrea McKiel
3rd place It moved! I saw it move!!! [votes: 14]  MP
Honorable Mentions
  • I'll name you Lunch and your little friend Dinner. [votes: 12]
  • Not so brave with the rubber bands on are ya! [votes: 11]
  • Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack decides not to lick! [votes: 11]
  • Can you dig with those things? [votes: 10]
  • Claws to the left, claws to the right, and I'm the only bait around... [votes: 8]
  • If you touch my tail again...it's a warm butter bath for you. [votes: 7]
  • I just hate it when they bring strays home! [votes: 7]
  • Wow, those are weird looking racing muzzles! [votes: 6]
  • WOW! Opposing thumbs may not be all that great after all! [votes: 5]
  • I named this one Broiled and the other one Grilled, last name Buttered. [votes: 4]
  • Three second rule! They're mine now! [votes: 4]
  • Dude, you smell like I do after a day of going to ground. [votes: 3]
  • I always dreamed of dating twins! [votes: 3]
  • Don't get too close to the big pot in the kitchen, or you're a goner! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 457 [January 15, 2012 - 82 entries]

Contest #457 1st place Dude, It's a ball, so it's mine. [votes: 37]  Zack
2nd place You either play by Jack's rules or the games is over. [votes: 19]  anon
3rd place Oh sure - use a stick you sissy! [votes: 16]  MP
Honorable Mentions
  • Jack stopped yet another goal, and began to taunt the opponent. [votes: 12]
  • I'll drop the puck when you hand over the cat. [votes: 10]
  • How to play with your dog without getting ballspit on your hands. [votes: 10]
  • Five for biting! [votes: 8]
  • Reality sets in when Jack realizes that HE was the puck! [votes: 7]
  • Hmm... trade you my ball for that stick! [votes: 7]
  • Just as Carl attempts to tie the game, Attila, the team mascot, draws an intentional "delay of game" penalty. [votes: 5]
  • Are you sure this is how the Canucks got started? [votes: 4]
  • Jack had a dream: to eat his dinner out of the Stanley Cup. [votes: 4]
  • Jack seemed frozen in time, as visions of the Stanley Cup danced in his head! [votes: 4]
  • This is alot more fun on ice! [votes: 3]
  • Charlie Brown just knew that Lucy would snatch the ball away before he could hit it! [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 456 [January 8, 2012 - 86 entries]

Contest #456 1st place I chased it; I caught it; I stuffed it. Now I need a nap. [votes: 29]  jake
2nd place This happens every time the car stops short! [votes: 24]  Antoinette
3rd place My new decoy for catching the cat. [votes: 16]  anita
Honorable Mentions
  • Step AWAY from my friend. [votes: 10]
  • Who can play dead longer? [votes: 10]
  • Look, I can make my eyes as big as his! [votes: 10]
  • Lemme get this straight. I asked for a RAT and Santa brought me THIS!? Total failure to communicate! [votes: 8]
  • "Dude, I hate that cat!!" "Me too, me too." [votes: 7]
  • Hey Mom, the neighbor kid wants to know if I can come out and play? [votes: 6]
  • Meet my buddy Ratty. Don't mind the way he looks, he's homeschooled. [votes: 5]
  • Don't worry, it won't be going anywhere. [votes: 5]
  • RATS! Caught me sleeping again!!! [votes: 4]
  • Mi casa es su casa! [votes: 3]
  • do you mean he can't sleep in my room? [votes: 2]
  • I like squirrels better. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 455 [January 1, 2012 - 104 entries]

Contest #455 1st place Mom, I think someone's at the front door, go see! [votes: 31]  Lisa Walsh
2nd place Step 1: Disarm security camera... [votes: 28]  Lilo's Mom
3rd place It's SHAKE and BAKE and I HELPED! [votes: 22]  Shingle Oak
Honorable Mentions
  • I ordered it on line, with his card, he thinks his Mother sent it! LOL [votes: 10]
  • Hey Mom, put another quarter in, it stopped! [votes: 7]
  • Just watch what happens when I drool on his neck! [votes: 6]
  • A hunting we will go...A hunting we will go... [votes: 5]
  • Home, James. [votes: 5]
  • Don't judge me, it's better than walking. [votes: 5]
  • Hey! How come my camel is slowest? [votes: 3]
  • Every dog's idea of exercise is different. [votes: 2]
  • I can see for miles up here. [votes: 2]
  • Their practicing for a baby is embarrasing me in front of my friends! [votes: 2]
  • Baby on board. [votes: 1]
  • Don't get the wrong idea - I'll be carrying him in 5 minutes. [votes: 1]