Jack Russell Terrier Club of America Preserve, Protect and Work the Jack Russell Terrier

Jack Russell Picture Caption Contest Results

The following are the results from our Picture Caption Contests for 2009.

Results from Contest # 353 [Dec 27, 2009 - 93 entries]


Contest #353 1st place Jack's first day a JRT Preschool. [votes: 34]  Bernie
2nd place You CANNOT outfox a Jack! [votes: 31]  Buntwell
3rd place The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog! [votes: 27]  Antoinette
 
Honorable Mentions
  • That's right, pal...PRAY FOR MERCY!!! [votes: 20]
  • You won't be so smart once i beat the stuffing out of you. [votes: 18]
  • I caught the fox, I caught the fox! [votes: 12]
  • I think i hear the cuteness police coming... [votes: 9]
  • Basic Training. [votes: 8]
  • Say your prayers fox! [votes: 8]
  • Surrender now Mr. Fox and nobody gets hurt! [votes: 8]
  • Uncle, uncle, you got me kid! [votes: 7]
  • Round 3: Fox [votes: 7]
  • When can I get my Medallion? [votes: 7]
  • Sit ! Sit ! [votes: 5]
  • Yes, I know it's a toy.....but still [votes: 4]
  • Jack trains the new kid on the block. [votes: 3]
  • How did this guy beat me in wrestling?!?!? [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 352 [Dec 20, 2009 - 180 entries]


Contest #352 1st place "Going to Ground" for apartment dwellers. [votes: 40]  Lilos mom
2nd place Where's the remote? Where's the remote? Where's the remote? [votes: 28]  Josh Deaver
3rd place I'm so embarassed... Just grab the tail and pull. [votes: 14]  Nikki
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Our couch has voles. I swear! [votes: 12]
  • Whoa, this must be where dad sits. [votes: 11]
  • I think I found it... [votes: 11]
  • Help!!! I got my bone, but I'm stuck!! And I won't let go of it!!! [votes: 10]
  • I think I'm in WAY over my head! [votes: 9]
  • If I can't see them, then they can't see me. [votes: 9]
  • Won't they be surprised when I really do pull out a rat! [votes: 9]
  • dive! dive!! dive!!! [votes: 8]
  • Jack still had a lot to learn about going to ground. [votes: 7]
  • Excuse me, i dont take pictures of YOUR screwups. [votes: 7]
  • Jill thought she was very funny to tell Jack she buried a hot dog in the sofa. [votes: 6]
  • Jack loses his head! [votes: 6]
  • This is what ostriches do when they have accidents on the rug! [votes: 4]
  • Jack thought, if he couldn't see them, they couldn't see him. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 351 [Dec 13, 2009 - 190 entries]


Contest #351 1st place I Love you THIS Much! [votes: 33]  Sparkalina's Mom
2nd place The cat's teeth were this long. [votes: 21]  dr
3rd place It's fun to stay at the Y M C A... [votes: 20]  raegan49
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Don't shoot! I'll give back the cat. [votes: 19]
  • You can have my wallet and keys. Just leave me my milkbones. [votes: 17]
  • Those prints aren't mine. My paws are clean. [votes: 14]
  • Touchdown! [votes: 14]
  • After review, the ruling on the field is confirmed. Touchdown! [votes: 14]
  • Talk to the paw! [votes: 13]
  • Reach for the sky, Jack. [votes: 11]
  • Whaddya mean I have the right to remain silent? [votes: 10]
  • Pick Me, Pick Me-Please, Please, Please! [votes: 9]
  • Please don't shoot.....take the cat! [votes: 7]
  • I hate these Paparazzi. [votes: 5]
  • na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, hey-hey-hey, goodbye! [votes: 4]
  • This is a good place for a stick-up. [votes: 2]
  • Please no photos please! unless you get my good side. [votes: 2]
  • Don't ever let them see you sweat! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 350 [Dec 6, 2009 - 120 entries]


Contest #350 1st place Knick knack, padday wack, give a dog a gnome... [votes: 40]  Barbara Crowe
2nd place He followed me home...can he stay? [votes: 28]  suez
3rd place I didn't pee on him! He wet himself, Mom! [votes: 24]  Nickf
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Meet my new travel agent. [votes: 23]
  • Say Hello to my little friend!!! [votes: 23]
  • I can explain... [votes: 13]
  • My friend and I would like to wish you a Merry Christmas! [votes: 12]
  • Always after me Lucky Charms. [votes: 10]
  • That did not come from my side of the family. [votes: 9]
  • What did you think I was barking at? [votes: 9]
  • Christmas card pictures with the elf again. [votes: 9]
  • Another Gnome! My Old Lady watching too much QVC. [votes: 7]
  • Country road, take my gnome. [votes: 6]
  • Gnome wasn't built in a day. [votes: 3]
  • Go away... gnomebody's home! [votes: 3]
  • I like having a silent partner. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 349 [Nov 29, 2009 - 119 entries]


Contest #349 1st place Come on in!! The waters fine....just ask the cat I am standing on. [votes: 34]  Mary
2nd place Can someone please get me a towel? [votes: 31]  Dextersmom
3rd place Miss July. [votes: 19]  Jeff P
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Jack & Water. [votes: 16]
  • ok, now I REALLY have to pee. [votes: 16]
  • Barrel of laughs. [votes: 16]
  • Dear Santa, this year for Christmas I would like a shower curtain! [votes: 16]
  • What bubbles? [votes: 12]
  • Now you know why they say "don't drink the water." [votes: 11]
  • The water won't be this clear for much longer. [votes: 8]
  • I can explain... [votes: 8]
  • Jack kinda thought the hot tub at the new spa would be heated a cookie! [votes: 7]
  • My dogs were barking! [votes: 4]
  • That dog needs his nails clipped!!!! [votes: 3]
  • Trade you - all you can drink for. [votes: 2]
  • I want to pump YOU up! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 348 [Nov 22, 2009 - 172 entries]


Contest #348 1st place Can you please throw the cat back? [votes: 37]  Jake's Mum
2nd place Escape from alca-trash. [votes: 32]  kristy vines
3rd place Oooo! The grass really is greener! [votes: 24]  Ken
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Wilson? you there? [votes: 24]
  • Here, kitty, kitty, kitty... [votes: 20]
  • Hey! Did you know they have a pool over there? [votes: 12]
  • Jack just had to see who was talking trash about him! [votes: 10]
  • Oh, hello ladies. [votes: 10]
  • Psssst, hey Mac, over here; wanna buy a cat, cheap? [votes: 9]
  • I can't go to ground today; Mom won't let me. [votes: 8]
  • Don't make me come over there. [votes: 8]
  • What's the secret password? [votes: 8]
  • The new neighbourhood watch. [votes: 8]
  • Hey you, cutie...wanna' see my markings? [votes: 6]
  • OK getting out is easy, getting back in, not so much. [votes: 5]
  • I'd be over this wall if she hadn't clipped my nails! [votes: 4]
  • Yoo-hoo! Can I borrow a cup of Kibble? [votes: 3]
  • You're the garbage man? Ask for a raise. [votes: 3]
  • Cats are always greener on the other side. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 347 [Nov 15, 2009 - 124 entries]


Contest #347 1st place doggy bowls. [votes: 26]  carol
2nd place One so precious; two also that; three kinda tiny; four kinda fat! [votes: 24]  Debbie Mingle
3rd place Waiting for breakfast in bed. [votes: 22]  swtmdmboo
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I told you turkey made you tired! [votes: 18]
  • Not a creature was stirring... not even a Jack. [votes: 17]
  • eeny, meeny, miny, moe. [votes: 16]
  • Cute, no matter how you serve them. [votes: 13]
  • It's not working guys. No one's coming to feed us. [votes: 11]
  • Taking a nap after dinner. [votes: 10]
  • Pups in Cups! [votes: 10]
  • The quiet before the storm. [votes: 10]
  • Miss a meal? Never. [votes: 8]
  • Dinner? We'll wait. [votes: 7]
  • These new metal beds the cat gave us are great! [votes: 5]
  • Nothing like a well-rounded meal! [votes: 5]
  • Well you didn't expect us to sleep on the ground did you? [votes: 5]
  • This cost saving program really stinks. [votes: 5]
  • Food for thought... [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 346 [Nov 8, 2009 - 142 entries]


Contest #346 1st place Captain Jack. [votes: 35]  Tina
2nd place What's this about a 'poop deck'? [votes: 34]  Sniggy
3rd place I said Go TO Ground not Go A Ground! [votes: 25]  Divot
 
Honorable Mentions
  • The Rhyme of the Ancient Terrier. [votes: 16]
  • I claim this land in the name of all Jacks!! [votes: 12]
  • I have to go potty before we leave. [votes: 9]
  • Salty Dog. [votes: 9]
  • A three hour tour, a three hour tour... [votes: 7]
  • Squirrel. [votes: 7]
  • Don't forget Ginger and Mary Ann! [votes: 7]
  • Just sit right back and you'll hear tail. [votes: 4]
  • Thar she barks!! [votes: 3]
  • Captain Jack suddenly realizes the tough part of discovery is coming up with a name. [votes: 3]
  • You should have seen the one that got away... [votes: 2]
  • To SEA, or not to SEA? That is the question. [votes: 2]
  • Land Ho!.........oh! [votes: 1]
  • You sink them, we save them. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 345 [Nov 1, 2009 - 144 entries]


Contest #345 1st place Excuse me, I'm a little behind. [votes: 21]  Parker
2nd place Bottoms up! [votes: 18]  Dejanha
2nd place World's cutest dog.... from ANY angle!! [votes: 18]  milliesmom
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Hellooooooooooooo, anything home? [votes: 16]
  • Oh man, I think I cut the TV cable again... [votes: 16]
  • I need more slack! [votes: 15]
  • When the chute failed there really wasn't much else to say. [votes: 13]
  • Electric fence won't keep me in....take that! [votes: 10]
  • Dumpster Diving, Jack Russell Style! [votes: 9]
  • There's just no stoppin' me now...drats, she left the leash on again! [votes: 9]
  • Jack decided the invisible fencing had to go. [votes: 9]
  • Happiness is.... [votes: 8]
  • Kitty didn't know Jack was digging her grave. [votes: 8]
  • Attention goofers! Be afraid, be very afraid [votes: 7]
  • This is what "go to ground" looks like. [votes: 7]
  • Help! I think I'm in over my head... [votes: 5]
  • Jack hits paydirt. [votes: 5]
  • And, he could go... all... the... way! [votes: 5]
  • Jack going down the rabbit hole. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 344 [Oct 25, 2009 - 133 entries]


Contest #344 1st place If we could just harness the energy of one jack russell, we could power the world. [votes: 46]  divot
2nd place Noah! Noah! Wait, Wait !!! [votes: 32]  EBT
3rd place Jack Russell Terrier: Another Source of Infinite Energy. [votes: 29]  Sophies mom
 
Honorable Mentions
  • No grass.... Gotta Pee!!! No Grass.. Gotta Pee!!! [votes: 27]
  • I wish they'd skim stones like normal people! [votes: 13]
  • Can your Jack walk on water?! [votes: 12]
  • She's like the wind! [votes: 10]
  • I'm walking on sunshine.....oh, yeah! [votes: 9]
  • Turning tail, Jack Quixote decides to fight another day. [votes: 8]
  • Jacks in the wind. [votes: 5]
  • Chariots of Fire! [votes: 4]
  • Come fly with me! [votes: 4]
  • Puts the Energizer Bunny to shame! [votes: 4]
  • Does anyone know why this water feels tingly on my feet? [votes: 2]
  • Throw the stick! Throw the stick!!! [votes: 2]
  • What .... me worry?? [votes: 1]
  • Either I'm dead, or full of hot-air! [votes: 1]
  • Green dog! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 343 [Oct 11, 2009 - 269 entries]


Contest #343 1st place Wassssuuuuupppp! [votes: 47]  Nikki
2nd place I didn't eat the cat. Just look! [votes: 18]  Donna5Jacks
3rd place Bleah!! That frog was past the expiration date. [votes: 17]  Kat
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Gene Simmons' dog, "Beth." [votes: 16]
  • Do I have cat breath? [votes: 13]
  • Are you sure I don't have any cat in my teeth? [votes: 12]
  • Put your meat scraps on the tongue and no one gets hurt. [votes: 11]
  • Rolling the red carpet for the cat. [votes: 11]
  • Feed ME!!! [votes: 7]
  • Fixodent and forget it! [votes: 7]
  • Yeah, we had so much fun. The cat tried to keep up for the first 4 miles! [votes: 6]
  • Oh yeah? Well can you do this? [votes: 6]
  • By the way, did I mention I was HOT? [votes: 5]
  • Happy Halloween! [votes: 5]
  • Be afraid, be VERY AFRAID! [votes: 5]
  • That's what she said. [votes: 4]
  • When ya got it - flaunt it. [votes: 3]
  • I'm a LAP dog! [votes: 3]
  • I told you I wouldn't like it but you insisted!!! [votes: 3]
  • I have to hold it like this or I will trip over it. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 342 [Oct 4, 2009 - 114 entries]


Contest #342 1st place The bush administration. [votes: 38]  Herman
2nd place I'm telling you it's okay. Mom just said not to dig in the flowers. [votes: 29]  Kat
3rd place I don't know what we're looking for but it's MINE. [votes: 28]  Barbara
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I swear - I DID catch the cat and I left him right here. Where did he go? [votes: 24]
  • I told you not to bury the bone under the bush--but Nooo. [votes: 20]
  • We have to stop meeting like this! [votes: 20]
  • They'll never find the cat now. [votes: 19]
  • Jacks in the phlox. [votes: 18]
  • Whadaya think I'm doing, Dufus?! .... And, STOP lookin' at me!!! [votes: 17]
  • Everything about this says "TROUBLE". [votes: 17]
  • I thought you were the cat! And I thought you were the cat! [votes: 13]
  • We can't go on meeting like this! [votes: 13]
  • Rock, scissors, paper, I win, I get to pee first. [votes: 9]
  • I hope the gardener appreciates our water and weeding help. [votes: 8]
  • Bring us a shrubbery!! Nee!! [votes: 7]
  • We sure keep this spot fertilized! [votes: 6]

Results from Contest # 341 [Sept 27, 2009 - 65 entries]


Contest #341 1st place Cool!! I pooped there yesterday. [votes: 63]  Bumblebee
2nd place I don't know what it is, but if it moves - I'm bitin' it! [votes: 25]  Dextersmom
3rd place Soon as that frisbee leaves the ground I'm on it! [votes: 22]  joey
 
Honorable Mentions
  • They called it some kinda .."stool". i'll show you a stool. [votes: 21]
  • My friend Rusty ate one of those once, haven't seen him in a long time. [votes: 13]
  • i do believe in fairies! [votes: 13]
  • What a long strange trip it's been. [votes: 12]
  • I'll just wait.....that Toad will be back! [votes: 11]
  • Has anyone seen Alice? [votes: 10]
  • GET OUTTA MY YARD! [votes: 6]
  • I gotta start eating more red meat. [votes: 3]
  • You want me to go WHERE if it starts raining? [votes: 3]
  • Really!! Do you want me to Table that? I don't think so!! [votes: 2]
  • "Organic Huh!", I'd like to see them grow this from scratch. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 340 [Sept 20, 2009 - 162 entries]


Contest #340 1st place NO!!!! We have not seen a cat on a black leash. [votes: 35]  ALLY
2nd place The bitch has me on a short leash. [votes: 20]  Cody
2nd place Lady and the Tramp. [votes: 20]  raegan49
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Come to think of it... we haven't seen the cat all day... [votes: 19]
  • Leashes? We don't need no stinkin' leashes! [votes: 18]
  • Double trouble. [votes: 14]
  • Love squirrel dinners but hate the extra strength dental floss. [votes: 13]
  • The cat was tied to one end, YOU guess which one. [votes: 13]
  • I've got a pair of jacks, what you got? [votes: 12]
  • it's the leash we can do for each other. [votes: 12]
  • Joined at the lip! [votes: 7]
  • Pick Me!.....Pick Me! [votes: 5]
  • We've just TIED the knot! [votes: 5]
  • This gets real ugly in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... [votes: 5]
  • I got you Babe...NO, I got YOU! [votes: 4]
  • Leash me alone! [votes: 1]
  • Hey mom - wanna cut the cord!!!!! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 339 [Sept 13, 2009 - 173 entries]


Contest #339 1st place Yeah, well she's gotta be from your aunt Thelma's side of the family! [votes: 24]  Shingle Oak
2nd place Don't call him butthead whatever you do. [votes: 23]  rob
2nd place Sure it's at least 51% white, but really. [votes: 23]  Ozzy
 
Honorable Mentions
  • We'd better call for backup... [votes: 21]
  • The coloring may be right, but there's something fishy about our new brother. [votes: 17]
  • I think this breeder took the long legged variety a bit too far. [votes: 16]
  • I don't know what it is but is smells baaaad. [votes: 14]
  • Hey Bud,have you got a height card? [votes: 12]
  • Got Milk? [votes: 11]
  • Move away slowly ... It's an alien - they never get the ears right! [votes: 10]
  • I think it's our grandmother... see? white body, brown head! [votes: 8]
  • I'd kill for those legs... [votes: 6]
  • E Harmony dot com will match you with your perfect mate! [votes: 6]
  • Hey, Billy. Hey, Jack. Looks like someone's got your goat. [votes: 5]
  • Seems like our competitors get bigger and stranger looking every year! [votes: 5]
  • I just love taller women. [votes: 5]
  • Yup definitely an over and a rough coat. [votes: 4]
  • Does this cage make my butt look fat? [votes: 3]
  • He seems to be admiring my stylish red bandana... [votes: 3]
  • Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, I don't think that Jack will fetch a stick! [votes: 2]
  • Baby, you have got the legs! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 338 [Sept 6, 2009 - 141 entries]


Contest #338 1st place Between a Jack and a hard place. [votes: 39]  Herman
2nd place Jackhenge. [votes: 31]  Bart
3rd place I'm tired of being taken for GRANITE! [votes: 27]  Pat
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Two Towers and a JRT - A Memorial to All Those Lost on September 11, 2001- Eight Years Ago this Week. [votes: 13]
  • I told you if I kept digging I'd find something! [votes: 11]
  • One less milkbone and I'd have made it! [votes: 10]
  • Hey! Delilah watch this. [votes: 9]
  • If I try to look really cute, maybe they won't feed me to the lions. [votes: 9]
  • Is this my new doggy door? [votes: 8]
  • Crates from the Middle Ages. [votes: 7]
  • This is my new crate? You are kidding me! [votes: 7]
  • I've been framed. [votes: 6]
  • I'm a pillar of the community! [votes: 5]
  • Square peg. Round hole! [votes: 5]
  • You're saying my ancestors used these as bales of hay in racing??? [votes: 4]
  • Hard core race training. [votes: 3]
  • You mean you've just got one of those wooden kennels? SAAAAAD. [votes: 3]
  • I'm ruined for life! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 337 [Aug 30, 2009 - 174 entries]


Contest #337 1st place Jack in the box! [votes: 39]  Carol
2nd place I know times are tough.... but this is NOT what I call an above ground pool. [votes: 25]  J. Davis
2nd place What sammich? I didn't see any sammich... [votes: 25]  Lilos mom
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Jack on the rocks. [votes: 18]
  • I will not be left at home. [votes: 17]
  • Don't eat the yellow ice cubes. [votes: 17]
  • I can explain. [votes: 15]
  • Just Chillin. [votes: 15]
  • Who took the last Red Dog?? [votes: 13]
  • Jack Frost. [votes: 10]
  • Jack neat... no ice. [votes: 9]
  • I'm here for the picnic food inspection. [votes: 9]
  • Nope! No food here! Never was! [votes: 6]
  • This isn't as refreshing as I'd hoped. [votes: 6]
  • Who ate my baloney sandwich? [votes: 4]
  • Oops! I thought my ball went in here! [votes: 4]
  • Hey, can't you see I am working here? [votes: 3]
  • This is my new crate? [votes: 2]
  • The best way to cool down after racing! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 336 [Aug 23, 2009 - 167 entries]


Contest #336 1st place Just wanted to let you know you don't have to worry about the cat anymore. [votes: 21]  bevansley
2nd place What are you in for kid. [votes: 18]  pat m
3rd place He Shall be my pet and I shall name him lunch! [votes: 17]  Nicole
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Polly wants a cracker; Jack wants a Polly. [votes: 17]
  • Lord, bless this food which we are about to eat! [votes: 15]
  • Jack racked his brain to remember where he left the wire cutters. [votes: 13]
  • How do you get away with doodling all over your cage? They make me go outside! [votes: 11]
  • Well... i can always blame it on the cat. [votes: 11]
  • Tweet me sometime. [votes: 9]
  • Don't worry, I killed the cat. [votes: 8]
  • What to do today ... [votes: 7]
  • Hey Mom, I think the Thanksgiving turkey has gone bad. [votes: 7]
  • Polly want a Jack? [votes: 6]
  • Roast Bird...Baked Bird...Bird a L'Orange....Jack couldn't decide. [votes: 6]
  • So this is what the cat finds so interesting. [votes: 4]
  • I'd invite you in, but this place is a mess! [votes: 4]
  • Green chicken nuggets??!! [votes: 4]
  • Red stool, how gauche. [votes: 4]
  • Hi, my name is Cracker... [votes: 3]
  • Your pizza is here. [votes: 2]
  • Oh yeah?? I dare you to come closer and say that! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 335 [Aug 16, 2009 - 131 entries]


Contest #335 1st place Next Stop, the Twilight Zone. [votes: 28]  Mike B
2nd place Trust me, I smell BACON! [votes: 22]  Clayton
3rd place I smell a wabbit! [votes: 20]  Ken
 
Honorable Mentions
  • i think they went overboard on super agility this year. [votes: 19]
  • I started toward the bright light, but I kept feeling something or someone pulling me back. [votes: 19]
  • That's funny.....I thought I heard a train whistle?? [votes: 15]
  • Don't let go of the rope, I'm not I'm ready to go into the light. [votes: 13]
  • DUDE!!...this is like...a most excellent tunnel. [votes: 11]
  • The things i do for treats. [votes: 9]
  • Come on Mom, just a little bit more rope, I've got to see what is at the other end. [votes: 8]
  • Jim... Don't let go of the rope!!! [votes: 6]
  • Go to ground has gotten way to easy! [votes: 5]
  • I think I took a wrong turn....GTG should have dirt!! [votes: 5]
  • Where's the dirt?!? [votes: 4]
  • Let go mom! Let go! [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 334 [Aug 9, 2009 - 231 entries]


Contest #334 1st place Just my luck...the kid snores! [votes: 36]  sam's dad
2nd place Heaven is having Mama for a pillow. [votes: 35]  Antoinette
3rd place Rest now, my sweet, for tomorrow we chase the mailman. [votes: 31]  Antoinette
 
Honorable Mentions
  • If only they would stay this size. [votes: 12]
  • She has my ears! [votes: 11]
  • There's nothing like a warm puppy for headaches. [votes: 11]
  • Mothers never sleep! [votes: 11]
  • I dare you to come closer. [votes: 11]
  • Ahhhhhhh, to cute for a caption! [votes: 10]
  • Slumberjack. [votes: 10]
  • You sleep... I'll listen. [votes: 10]
  • I can hear the ocean! [votes: 8]
  • What's not to love? [votes: 6]
  • I've got something on my mind. [votes: 6]
  • Mom always told me there would be days like this!! [votes: 5]
  • Now, if someone could just keep the other ear warm... [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 333 [Aug 2, 2009 - 231 entries]


Contest #333 1st place Wait till they see the hole. [votes: 33]  Ginger
2nd place What do you mean put it back? [votes: 26]  curt
3rd place Take my word on it, China IS NOT THERE! [votes: 22]  Zackadilly
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I don't know where you've been all day, but I'VE been working! [votes: 21]
  • What garden? [votes: 17]
  • In that brief moment, Jack went from Go to Ground, to, Going to get Grounded. [votes: 14]
  • Found my bone! [votes: 11]
  • Buried my bone and the cat. [votes: 11]
  • This is the best birthday present ever! [votes: 11]
  • Jack went up the hill. [votes: 9]
  • You said you wanted a pool...now all you need is water! [votes: 8]
  • By the time Jack found Jill, she was over the hill! [votes: 7]
  • right, that's the postman taken care of! [votes: 7]
  • You never said the car was off limits. [votes: 5]
  • Beneath this Place There Be Cats. [votes: 4]
  • This is MY hill - go find your own! [votes: 4]
  • If it rained, this would be PERFECT!! [votes: 4]
  • I think I'm getting too much fiber in my diet. [votes: 4]
  • When I go to ground, I don't let nuthin' get in my way! [votes: 4]
  • Compost? Who cares? It's warm! [votes: 4]
  • Who needs a safe deposit box. [votes: 3]
  • So this is how he got his belly dirty. [votes: 2]
  • I am just too cute for words. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 332 [July 26, 2009 - 157 entries]


Contest #332 1st place A King, a Jack, and three deuces! [votes: 54]  Antoinette
2nd place Put me in coach! [votes: 21]  Pam
3rd place I want a blue shirt and goofy hat too! [votes: 15]  Judy
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Listen up, troops! Our first mission is to get the cat next door. [votes: 14]
  • Mom sent me over to get my matching t-shirt. [votes: 12]
  • Billy, fall down and cry. When nana puts down the cookies, Jack you grab the dish. [votes: 12]
  • The Blue Man Group trains the latest member. [votes: 12]
  • As grandpa rattled on with his story, Jack patiently awaited a treat. [votes: 11]
  • Ok...Hit Me! Woohoo 21!!! I love a good game of BlackJack :) [votes: 10]
  • Some picnic this is. The kids ate everything! [votes: 10]
  • My Four Sons. [votes: 9]
  • Allright team, this is your new halfback. great ball control, but he's no Beckham. [votes: 9]
  • I'm all in. [votes: 7]
  • Now you know what I feel like when someone puts goofy hats on me. [votes: 5]
  • Jack, why didn't you wear your uniform today? [votes: 5]
  • But Coach...he's sure to be spotted as a ringer. [votes: 4]
  • ok, who is in charge here? [votes: 4]
  • Hey no shoes or shirt. No service! [votes: 4]
  • Who do you think those hats are gonna fool? [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 331 [July 19, 2009 - 151 entries]


Contest #331 1st place Jack on the rocks! [votes: 51]  Grammi
2nd place Jack Russells Rock! [votes: 22]  Sonny
3rd place This rock is my rock. There are many like it but this one is mine. [votes: 20]  Jeff Premo
 
Honorable Mentions
  • When you've had a hard day - any pillow will do. [votes: 18]
  • For my first wish, the rat will not be in a cage. [votes: 12]
  • Will go to ground ever start? [votes: 11]
  • Work hard, sleep harder. [votes: 11]
  • Between a rock and a hard place. [votes: 10]
  • Great! I'm first in line for the g-t-g!! [votes: 10]
  • Dear Lord, Please make my four month birthday come soon. Amen [votes: 9]
  • So many holes, so little time... [votes: 9]
  • ROCK-a-bye baby. [votes: 8]
  • Counting rats always causes Jack to fall asleep. [votes: 8]
  • Jacks will use any prop to fool their prey into thinking it's safe. NOT! [votes: 7]
  • Bedrock. [votes: 6]
  • You think this is bad? Dad's been sleeping on the couch all week. Was I not supposed to say that? [votes: 4]
  • Sleeping on the job. [votes: 4]
  • Just rock me to sleep! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 330 [July 12, 2009 - 199 entries]


Contest #330 1st place Yes, I have mud there too. [votes: 31]  ginger
2nd place What happens underground, stays underground. [votes: 21]  Simi
2nd place I swear I was never off the porch! [votes: 21]  JRT's times 3
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I'm still 51% white, just check the other side. [votes: 18]
  • But I wiped my feet!! [votes: 17]
  • What does B-A-T-H mean? You know I don't understand when you spell. [votes: 16]
  • What did you expect? Didn't you see the size of that hole I dug? [votes: 16]
  • Yeah, I know I'm dirty but that hedge hog will never bother us again. [votes: 12]
  • Looks like somebody needs some mudflaps... [votes: 12]
  • MOM! Don't show everyone! [votes: 11]
  • Love me, Love my dirt! [votes: 11]
  • 51% mud! [votes: 10]
  • Maybe next time you could just use the dust mop. [votes: 9]
  • Oh man! I feel a bath comin' on! [votes: 8]
  • Oh well, it was fun until he caught me. [votes: 7]
  • The mud just jumped there, I really don't know how it happened. [votes: 5]
  • No, I didn't go to ground in the garden again. Honest! [votes: 5]
  • Before you begin..,remember there are laws to protect me from inhumane things such as baths! [votes: 4]
  • You should see the other dog! [votes: 3]
  • Hey Martha, look what the cat dragged in! [votes: 3]
  • Aw Mom I'm just a little dusty! [votes: 3]
  • Quite a mess for a go-to-ground ribbon. [votes: 2]
  • Don't blame me. You should've put in that invisible fence like Mom wanted you to. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 329 [July 5, 2009 - 105 entries]


Contest #329 1st place Hey, kid, you rescue your toys and I'll rescue my blankie!! [votes: 27]  squiggy
2nd place I'll cover my eyes - you go hide! [votes: 26]  mp
3rd place Yeah! GREAT idea Joey!! Now we're BOTH in time out! [votes: 25]  Phil W
 
Honorable Mentions
  • You hide and I'll seek. [votes: 20]
  • There's good stuff in there, how much can we fit in your wagon? [votes: 15]
  • I think I found a squeaky toy! [votes: 14]
  • Brown paper sacks mean food! Now keep looking. [votes: 13]
  • Jack Fat, dumpster diving with his friend. [votes: 13]
  • CAT I smell CAT. [votes: 8]
  • You packed my milk bone in here! I can SMELL it! [votes: 8]
  • Hey, I think I smell a rat - - - quick lift me up!! [votes: 7]
  • Ok, this goes over here... are you even listening to me? [votes: 6]
  • It's the kid's fault; "Buy me this! I want that!" [votes: 4]
  • Hey, move outta the way. I was here first! [votes: 2]
  • There MUST be something in here for me! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 328 [June 28, 2009 - 177 entries]


Contest #328 1st place On line dating stinks, she looks nothing like her picture! [votes: 36]  Antoinette
2nd place When I read "short hair" on your profile, I was hoping we had more in common! [votes: 35]  Frank P
3rd place I cleaned my plate, now can I lick yours clean? [votes: 28]  philsmom
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Please sir, may I have some more? [votes: 26]
  • Pardon me, but would you have any Grey Poupon? [votes: 12]
  • Please pass the cat, er, I mean chicken. [votes: 11]
  • I can't believe I'm having breakfast with David Bowie! [votes: 10]
  • Trade Ya. [votes: 9]
  • Can I get a doggy bag? [votes: 9]
  • Can you pass me another napkin, I think I ate mine. [votes: 7]
  • Sorry about the "Elbows off the table" remark, Mom. Now can I have dessert? [votes: 6]
  • Starved for good conversation. [votes: 5]
  • You forgot my booster seat. [votes: 5]
  • Aww, mom, c'mon, I got a happy bowl! [votes: 4]
  • Guess whos coming to dinner??? [votes: 4]
  • I dropped my napkin. [votes: 3]
  • I believe it's your turn to leave the tip. [votes: 2]
  • It's your diet sister, not mine! [votes: 2]
  • Please sprinkle a little salt and cat on top. [votes: 1]
  • I am thinking of a number!! [votes: 1]
  • Jack Russell can eat no fat, his wife can eat no lean! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 327 [June 21, 2009 - 256 entries]


Contest #327 1st place I shoulda peed first! [votes: 32]  Kate
2nd place Just how many points are IN a milkbone? [votes: 28]  swtmdmboo
2nd place Maybe they won't notice I only have 3 feet on the scale. [votes: 28]  jkrslkay
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Please don't put me on a cat-free diet! [votes: 17]
  • It's the hair, I tell ya! [votes: 15]
  • Yeah, yeah.....I know, too many cats in my diet. [votes: 10]
  • First it's a height card... now this. [votes: 10]
  • Yay, the treat-o-meter says 27! [votes: 9]
  • A minute on the lips, a life-time on the hips. [votes: 7]
  • Oh no,it's back to those dang veggie burgers. [votes: 7]
  • A waist is a terrible thing to mind... [votes: 7]
  • You said this was a balancing trick. You lied! [votes: 6]
  • Poor Her, I knew this was working. [votes: 5]
  • It's swimsuit season - this is not looking good. [votes: 5]
  • Only 117 days to nationals!!! [votes: 5]
  • Don't look at mine and I won't look at yours. [votes: 3]
  • I think I'm retaining water... [votes: 3]
  • What's it say? What's it say? [votes: 3]
  • Don't step on it! It'll make you cry... [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 326 [June 7, 2009 - 198 entries]


Contest #326 1st place Bob always carries a spare tire and a Jack in the car. [votes: 66]  Lorna
2nd place Ya know,if you had an automatic, you could keep rubbin' my belly!!! [votes: 34]  em
3rd place Car Jack! [votes: 29]  jen
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I have the best daddy ever. [votes: 21]
  • Are we there yet? [votes: 20]
  • What's separation anxiety mean? [votes: 18]
  • Lap of luxury. [votes: 17]
  • You always said I could call you for a ride home if I got in to trouble. [votes: 14]
  • Make mine a junior burger and fries. [votes: 14]
  • Did mom forget to mention that I get carsick? [votes: 13]
  • You never know when something good willl just fall into your lap! [votes: 13]
  • Could you please take you cell phone off of vibrate... [votes: 8]
  • I'm not moving until you let me drive around the parking lot once. [votes: 7]
  • Are you sure this is legal? [votes: 6]
  • Dad! Watch the speed bumps! [votes: 6]
  • If I told you once, I told you a thousand times....don't Jack and Drive!!! [votes: 6]
  • "Click-It" or "Lick-It". [votes: 6]
  • Why do I have to work the pedals? I want to steer. [votes: 4]
  • License? At least I have one? Do you? [votes: 4]
  • This is nice and all, but could you turn off the Bon Jovi? [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 325 [May 31, 2009 - 108 entries]


Contest #325 1st place Look batman! the bat mobile is being repoed. [votes: 52]  kathy cheek
2nd place To the Jack Cave! [votes: 41]  Lorna
3rd place OK, I'll watch the left, you listen to the right. [votes: 29]  RWP
 
Honorable Mentions
  • You check for Fed Ex, I'll check for UPS. [votes: 23]
  • Can I ask you something personal? Who did your ears? [votes: 22]
  • Suddenly Jack had the oddest feeling he was no longer alone. [votes: 17]
  • They left us alone again, you think they would learn. [votes: 14]
  • I've tried ALL the prick ear jokes, he won't go away. [votes: 13]
  • ... ears lookin' at you kid! ... [votes: 10]
  • Some Pointer you are! The mailman is over there! [votes: 9]
  • No, no, Jack. Straight up like this. [votes: 9]
  • That joker is around here somewhere robin. [votes: 8]
  • Just me and my shadow... [votes: 6]
  • It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, son. [votes: 3]
  • My kingdom for a tennis ball!! [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 324 [May 24, 2009 - 200 entries]


Contest #324 1st place This is why we crap in the house. [votes: 39]  Kacie
2nd place Our humiliation is complete. [votes: 19]  Jo
3rd place Another gift from grandma... [votes: 18]  kailee wear
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I wonder if she would like matching bite marks on each ankle... [votes: 17]
  • Boys in the hood. [votes: 15]
  • Mom in her kerchief and I in my cap. Not a creature was stiring not even a Jack. [votes: 15]
  • Let her take the stupid picture - nobody's gonna see it anyway. [votes: 14]
  • I'm Daryl & this is my brother Daryl... [votes: 14]
  • Oh this is bad, this is so bad. [votes: 10]
  • This wasnt what I wanted when I said let's have a night cap! [votes: 10]
  • You know its bad when even the cat laughts at you. [votes: 10]
  • We are 2 wild and crazy guys! [votes: 9]
  • What are you in for? [votes: 7]
  • Underwear on BOTH ends is NOT acceptable. [votes: 7]
  • I hope we're not going out. I can't go out like this. I just can't. [votes: 4]
  • Ladies and gentlemen...start your engines! [votes: 4]
  • Humans! They not know what they do. [votes: 3]
  • You'd think mom could tell us apart without dressing us like this. [votes: 3]
  • People, I implore you. Have pity. [votes: 3]
  • They put the bikini tops in the wrong place. [votes: 2]
  • The good part? The cat won't recognize us! [votes: 1]
  • We've spun the wheel-of-fortune of life and come up Yorkie owner. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 323 [May 17, 2009 - 151 entries]


Contest #323 1st place Wilson? [votes: 57]  Bart
2nd place Give me five minutes, I'll have it open. [votes: 31]  Merry
3rd place I don't care what it is, I'm going to eat it!!! [votes: 22]  Dave W.
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Sometimes I feel like a nut... [votes: 21]
  • Magic coconut..... will I get off this island? [votes: 20]
  • I...will...never...blink... [votes: 13]
  • I can wait all day until you come out! [votes: 12]
  • Now I have you. What to do with you? [votes: 10]
  • mmm....I would hate to see the dog that did this! [votes: 6]
  • Smells okay, guess I'll keep it. [votes: 6]
  • Staring contest... [votes: 5]
  • Be the ball! [votes: 4]
  • Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here. [votes: 4]
  • Look into my eyes. [votes: 3]
  • Don't be eyeballin' me be boy! [votes: 3]
  • The crystal ball shows me a big win at the nationals. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 322 [May 10, 2009 - 140 entries]


Contest #322 1st place Gee mom not in front of the other dogs! [votes: 24]  Clayton
2nd place Jack grimaces as Great Auntie Betsy kisses him again. [votes: 23]  Marie Bosworth
3rd place Keep laughin' - you're NEXT! [votes: 22]  Dextersmom
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Oh God mom not another spit bath..That is so gross... [votes: 19]
  • A little to the left, please. [votes: 17]
  • Tongue lashing. [votes: 14]
  • MOM he licked me! Tell him not to lick me... [votes: 11]
  • This is the life. [votes: 11]
  • I love a good spa treatment. [votes: 9]
  • If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right... [votes: 8]
  • What? I ran out of hairgel! [votes: 7]
  • Don't know why she does this - I'll be dirty again in 5 minutes! [votes: 7]
  • Lickity spit! [votes: 6]
  • I love bath time. [votes: 5]
  • This isn't what it looks like... [votes: 5]
  • I've heard a little hair of the dog, but really mom!!! [votes: 4]
  • You rub me the wrong way... [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 321 [May 3, 2009 - 257 entries]


Contest #321 1st place Can you hear me now? [votes: 46]  sniggy
2nd place But mom, I was just yawning. The cat put his head in there by himself. [votes: 42]  swtmdmboo
3rd place Cat -- the other white meat. [votes: 26]  Comet
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Cat in the Jack. [votes: 22]
  • Jack the GRIPPER! [votes: 18]
  • Shhhh! Cat Scan in Progress! [votes: 18]
  • Cat Nip! [votes: 13]
  • If I was going to eat this cat, this is how I would do it. [votes: 11]
  • Get in my belly! [votes: 11]
  • This won't hurt a bit. [votes: 9]
  • A cat-astrophe about to happen... [votes: 9]
  • Jack loved his dinner as fresh as possible. [votes: 7]
  • Taste test. [votes: 5]
  • Got something stuck between my teeth. [votes: 5]
  • Cat got your tongue? [votes: 5]
  • Excedrin headache #431. [votes: 4]
  • Pass the salt please. [votes: 3]
  • Film at 11:00. [votes: 2]
  • I feel this holistic approach is best for what ails you. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 320 [April 26, 2009 - 174 entries]


Contest #320 1st place Jack Cousteau [votes: 37]  Divot
2nd place Jaws n' Paws [votes: 27]  CW
3rd place Ma, look what I caught!! [votes: 25]  Cassidy
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Yep! I did it on porpoise! [votes: 24]
  • Mom - Dad! Look what I got from Craig's List. [votes: 22]
  • Marco, Polo [votes: 14]
  • Pics from my Carribean cruise. [votes: 13]
  • Fins to the left, fins to the right. [votes: 10]
  • We're gonna need a bigger boat. [votes: 10]
  • Who is that dangerous creature in the water with the shark? [votes: 9]
  • I'm faster on land... [votes: 8]
  • Shark is thankful for not being seen by JRT. [votes: 7]
  • Pool Shark [votes: 7]
  • That's one bad hat Harry. [votes: 6]
  • Unfortunately, the shark didn't have a chance. [votes: 6]
  • Mr Shark will be sleeping with the fishes tonight. [votes: 5]
  • How did i get here? [votes: 5]
  • Dad says Cross Training is good for racing. [votes: 5]
  • Walkies on Water. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 319 [April 19, 2009 - 182 entries]


Contest #319 1st place Does this LOOK like the face of a cat-killer??? [votes: 27]  KarenW
2nd place Smile, it makes people wonder what you did! [votes: 24]  rob
3rd place SWFJRT seeks SWMJRT. [votes: 21]  Bernie
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I pooped in my pants. [votes: 19]
  • I know nothing about the cat. [votes: 19]
  • Ahhhh...My 5th grade school photo...Dang I was a dork back then... [votes: 17]
  • No, the CAT ate the canary...I ate the CAT! [votes: 15]
  • Cheese! [votes: 14]
  • Why no, I haven't been fed today! Trust me! [votes: 13]
  • Smile, you're in the JRT caption contest!!! [votes: 13]
  • I think... I ate a bug. [votes: 12]
  • Hi, I'm Bill, and I found my match on eHarmony Bark! [votes: 11]
  • And I have a big tricked out nametag! [votes: 8]
  • Results of too much U Tube, Facebook and Poker. [votes: 8]
  • I just got wormed! [votes: 7]
  • Happy, happy, joy, joy! [votes: 6]
  • I....must....not....blink! [votes: 6]
  • Jack is proud of his new rabies medal. [votes: 5]
  • I am thinking of a number. [votes: 5]
  • Look into my eyes!! [votes: 4]
  • Why so serious? [votes: 4]
  • And then . . . this time at band camp . . . [votes: 4]
  • Wait, I can get a meaner look. Honest. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 318 [April 12, 2009 - 123 entries]


Contest #318 1st place The mailman was fast, but (heh-heh) I was faster. [votes: 36]  Sophies Mom
2nd place For my next song, i'll play some Jethro Tull. [votes: 24]  Sydney
3rd place Ah Spring, The deck, the sun and a bone! [votes: 23]  Vic
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Jack the GRIPPER! [votes: 17]
  • There's something wrong with this clarinet. [votes: 17]
  • I'm bad to the bone. [votes: 15]
  • Bone sweet bone. [votes: 15]
  • Eating the bones of the last person to say I wasn't 51% white! [votes: 14]
  • This is why I majored in Paleontology. [votes: 10]
  • Mmm, num, num, num, go away, mine. [votes: 10]
  • A well trained Jack leaves no evidence behind. [votes: 8]
  • Yesterday this was a cow - I am SO full!! [votes: 6]
  • The thigh bone's connected to the knee bone, the knee bone's connected to the shin bone... [votes: 5]
  • This needs gravy. [votes: 5]
  • I'm teething, leave me alone! [votes: 4]
  • Yep. I think I got all the turkey off this bone. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 317 [April 5, 2009 - 153 entries]


Contest #317 1st place Dang, the mailman is here and I forgot to put in my uppers. [votes: 30]  swtmdmboo
2nd place Oh no, it's the Jehovah's Witnesses again! [votes: 29]  Pat
3rd place Yep, they're gone... Let's party. [votes: 22]  Rita
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Jack of shades. [votes: 22]
  • Be afraid, be very afraid. [votes: 21]
  • Oh no, boys! It's the cops!! Everybody run! [votes: 20]
  • Squirrel! [votes: 14]
  • Dude... she's back and I can't smell it, but it looks like a bag from Petco! [votes: 14]
  • Land Shark! [votes: 11]
  • Mr. Mailman, say hello to my leetle friend... [votes: 10]
  • Take that you, you, you cat! [votes: 8]
  • I smell DINNER! [votes: 7]
  • Despite years of training, Jack will never act his age. [votes: 7]
  • Mail's here! [votes: 4]
  • I ... see ... you. [votes: 3]
  • I am not a peeping tom....wait...am I??? [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 316 [March 29, 2009 - 141 entries]


Contest #316 1st place Slumberjacks. [votes: 23]  Raegan
2nd place ooh a quarter. [votes: 22]  Dean Peterson
3rd place Go-to-ground for apartment dwellers. [votes: 19]  suez
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Suddenly, in their 7th year, Jack's batteries finally ran out. [votes: 18]
  • Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jumped over the...OOOOF! [votes: 15]
  • Does it count as being on the couch if I keep a paw on the floor? [votes: 14]
  • Missed it by that much... [votes: 13]
  • Be dead...mom's looking for the sandwich tray! [votes: 12]
  • Jack likes to live on the edge. [votes: 11]
  • It was an exhausting day at the trials. [votes: 11]
  • I meant to do that... Stop laughing! [votes: 10]
  • How about a little push? [votes: 9]
  • I like sunning the back end first. [votes: 8]
  • My get up and go has got up and gone. [votes: 8]
  • The latest rounds of layoffs. [votes: 6]
  • Jack's idea of bringing up the rear. [votes: 5]
  • It looks so easy when the cat does it... [votes: 5]
  • 'Just taste it ONCE' you said. That's the last time I listen to you! [votes: 4]
  • Twin peeks! [votes: 3]
  • I've been a very bad Jack. [votes: 2]
  • Well.. I've tried and I've failed. The lesson here is never try. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 315 [March 22, 2009 - 149 entries]


Contest #315 1st place Houseplant? What houseplant? [votes: 38]  Allie
2nd place No...I don't remember seeing your prize-winning plant. [votes: 22]  1Son4all
2nd place Leaf me alone! [votes: 22]  Bart
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I think the camouflage is working well!! [votes: 19]
  • Be very,very quiet I'm hunting wabbit!!! [votes: 17]
  • I'm going green! [votes: 13]
  • I don't think I'll be chasing any more frogs. [votes: 11]
  • I did so turn over a new leaf! [votes: 11]
  • I'm too sexy for my leaf. [votes: 11]
  • What tree?? I didn't see a tree. [votes: 10]
  • You should see the rest of the tree. [votes: 9]
  • A little hair gel, a little accessorizing, quite the fashion statement! [votes: 9]
  • Anybody seen the leaf I was chasing? [votes: 9]
  • Please de-leaf me, let me go... [votes: 8]
  • Is there something on my face? [votes: 6]
  • I went to ground, some of it stayed with me! [votes: 5]
  • Through glen and dale, no squirrel can prevail. [votes: 5]
  • I am thinking of a number. [votes: 4]
  • I have my game on. [votes: 2]
  • Clothing optional. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 314 [March 15, 2009 - 139 entries]


Contest #314 1st place I know I should Hike my back leg, but this is sooooo much easier. [votes: 34]  diane
2nd place Lumber jack. [votes: 33]  kailee wear
3rd place I'm stumped! [votes: 29]  Pat
 
Honorable Mentions
  • YEP! I've been here before. [votes: 23]
  • I marked this tree last week!! But not for cutting... [votes: 22]
  • Oh my gosh! What happened to my bathroom?! [votes: 20]
  • I smell a rabbit - twelve rings ago. [votes: 15]
  • I think I'm barking up the wrong tree. [votes: 12]
  • I recognize this flavor. Don't tell me... is this coffee table? [votes: 11]
  • Now how am I suppose to mark this thing??? [votes: 8]
  • All bark and no bite. [votes: 7]
  • Jack Bunyan. [votes: 7]
  • Someone cut the beanstalk down. [votes: 5]
  • I see many a squirrel in your past... [votes: 5]
  • Oh dear -- is this what I'll look like when they crop my tail?! [votes: 3]
  • It's almost too beautiful to lift my leg on! [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 313 [March 8, 2009 - 140 entries]


Contest #313 1st place Wilson... breathe, move, something. [votes: 40]  kristy vines
2nd place I'll make David Beckham wish he'd stayed in England. [votes: 24]  pammy
2nd place Bite it like Beckham. [votes: 24]  Robobear
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I don't know what to bite first , these things on my feet or that ball. [votes: 22]
  • get the ball get the ball get the ball. [votes: 19]
  • Gooooooaaaaaalllllll [votes: 16]
  • Did your mom stick you out in the snow too? [votes: 15]
  • I just LOVE these new boots! [votes: 14]
  • I'm hoping for an endorsement from Nike! [votes: 12]
  • Jack Beckham... [votes: 12]
  • A red card? Bring it on, I'll eat it! [votes: 11]
  • One way to get around not using the hands ..... is to have four feet!!! [votes: 10]
  • My name is Jack...prepare to die! [votes: 10]
  • Am I hitting the ball? I can't tell if I am hitting the ball! [votes: 10]
  • Early days of Spring Training. [votes: 6]
  • Come on, work with me. [votes: 5]

Results from Contest # 312 [March 1, 2009 - 140 entries]


Contest #312 1st place Neither rain, nor sleet , or snow...NOTHING stops a Jack Russell. [votes: 31]  bevansley
2nd place Marco??.........POLO! [votes: 24]  Brian
3rd place Jack Frost. [votes: 23]  kailee
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Jacques Cou-Snow. [votes: 22]
  • That's It!!! We get indoor plumbing!!! [votes: 21]
  • Looks like we took a wrong turn at Albuquerque! [votes: 20]
  • Go to ground? We can't even see the ground! [votes: 19]
  • NOW can we stop and ask for directions?? [votes: 19]
  • I went to school barefoot, trudging through 10 feet of snow. [votes: 8]
  • Anybody having fun yet....? [votes: 8]
  • Ok guys, we found his nuts, now where is that squirrel? [votes: 7]
  • Maybe going for an NHC for Arctic fox wasn't such a good idea. [votes: 7]
  • Mama said there'd be days like this! [votes: 6]
  • This gives go to ground an entirely new meaning. [votes: 6]
  • Uh, can YOU see anything?! [votes: 5]
  • Which way to we go, which way do we go! [votes: 5]

Results from Contest # 311 [February 22, 2009 - 164 entries]


Contest #311 1st place Finally, the pedestal on which I belong. [votes: 42]  Nikki
2nd place Jack on a box. [votes: 24]  suez
3rd place Now I am as big as I think I am... [votes: 18]  Barbara M
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I always knew Jack Russell Terriers were a piece of work. [votes: 17]
  • "David" never looked so good. [votes: 14]
  • They said they'd be back in a few minutes... [votes: 13]
  • Brother, can you spare a bone? [votes: 13]
  • So how long do I have to sit here before I do the weave poles? [votes: 12]
  • Free to good home. [votes: 11]
  • (sigh)...it's lonely at the top... [votes: 10]
  • Here I sit, on a rock, come and kiss me, 'fore I rot. [votes: 10]
  • Jackuesque. [votes: 9]
  • I hate these European road trips! [votes: 7]
  • ...and we will smoke Foxama Bin Laden out of his hole... [votes: 6]
  • Can I get down now? It feels like I've been standing here for 1000 years! [votes: 5]
  • Does anyone know if the bus to Atlantic City comes this way? [votes: 3]
  • So that's what they mean - location location location. [votes: 3]
  • I shouldve asked for directions. [votes: 2]
  • Only if you REALLY knew what I was thinking!! [votes: 2]
  • Is this what the Romans do? Boring! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 310 [February 15, 2009 - 155 entries]


Contest #310 1st place My, you're awful crabby this morning! [votes: 31]  baileysophierose
2nd place Don't give me that sideways look! [votes: 21]  Melissa P
2nd place Mr. Crab, pay no attention to the other Jack behind you with the bowl of warm butter. [votes: 21]  Jen
 
Honorable Mentions
  • You go scare the people, I'll steal the food. Deal? [votes: 17]
  • Back off or I'll take you to the Nationals and they'll make you into crab cakes! [votes: 15]
  • Mom, what is this thing? I don't like it! [votes: 14]
  • Back away slowly... [votes: 14]
  • Ok, I'll let you run the sand but the grass is off limits. [votes: 13]
  • Smell my crab breath? Now get out of here before you're lunch! [votes: 9]
  • Would you like to come over for dinner tonight? [votes: 8]
  • Excuse me, but you look absolutely delicious! [votes: 6]
  • Your birthday is in JULY? ..So is mine! [votes: 6]
  • Wow....Wait till Mom gets a hold of your claws... [votes: 5]
  • Uh, cancel the crab legs! [votes: 4]
  • A JRT version of "Mysterious Island". [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 309 [February 8, 2009 - 133 entries]


Contest #309 1st place Worst. Walk. Ever. [votes: 58]  Mrs. D
2nd place I hate it when she leaves me with strangers. [votes: 18]  Dwest
2nd place This guy is such a drag! [votes: 18]  D
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Why don't they just give him a DOG STATUE? [votes: 17]
  • He ain't heavy, he's my brother. [votes: 15]
  • You tired yet? I can pull like this all day long! [votes: 15]
  • Gee, he's heavy! I'm used to pulling, but he feels like he's made of iron or something. [votes: 11]
  • Jeesh, could this guy be any slower! [votes: 10]
  • Let's see this guy bend down to pick up my mess! [votes: 10]
  • He's sooooo cold and uncaring! [votes: 9]
  • I've been waiting for him to kick it to me for an hour! [votes: 8]
  • If that's the penalty for walking on the grass, then get me out of here! [votes: 6]
  • Man, you feel like lead today. [votes: 5]
  • Oh, I get it - you're a cat person. [votes: 5]
  • Stike a pose. [votes: 4]
  • He gets paid by the hour. [votes: 4]
  • I knew Pele, you're no Pele. [votes: 4]
  • I knew I should have let him stop for coffee first! [votes: 2]
  • I hate these short walks! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 308 [February 1, 2009 - 141 entries]


Contest #308 1st place Hello, Chief!? Maxwell Smart here! [votes: 39]  Bakerman
2nd place Blech! I cant get the taste of kitty litter out of my mouth! [votes: 22]  Jan
3rd place I hate it when she sings in the shower! [votes: 21]  tja
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I'm thinking of a number between 1 & 10. [votes: 20]
  • I could've had a V8!!! [votes: 19]
  • I'm never playing with that Super Glue again. [votes: 16]
  • I see a 20lb cat in your future...makes my mouth water mmmmm. [votes: 14]
  • Jack says "This is going to be my profile picture on facebook now!" [votes: 14]
  • Hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil .... they expect so much out of me! [votes: 11]
  • It takes a lot of concentration to get that middle toe up. [votes: 11]
  • Your card is the ace of hearts. [votes: 9]
  • ...and here is the "hide, mom is coming" sign... [votes: 8]
  • Lay down with dogs, get up with fleas. [votes: 6]
  • No Doc! Not the thermometer! [votes: 6]
  • I'm not testing your dinners anymore! [votes: 5]
  • Me think's it's dinnertime. [votes: 3]
  • no press! no press! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 307 [January 25, 2009 - 164 entries]


Contest #307 1st place Okay, we need 20 sticks, a long hallway, green rug... are you writing this down? [votes: 36]  quiquack
2nd place Weave! Weave! Weave! [votes: 22]  Bernie
3rd place I can SO do that!! Piece of cake!! [votes: 21]  Queenie
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Come on, I need this guy to do well for my Fantasy Agility team! [votes: 20]
  • See, See??? I told you I didn't miss one! [votes: 19]
  • This High Definition makes me look fat! [votes: 19]
  • Go back! You missed a pole! [votes: 14]
  • Two more weaves and he's ours! [votes: 11]
  • Why does everyone think the Border Collie is so fast? [votes: 10]
  • Change the channel, that's not the Superbowl. [votes: 10]
  • No way he beats my time. [votes: 8]
  • I'm next! [votes: 7]
  • It's just about as good as being there, eh?! [votes: 6]
  • It's about time we got instant replay in agility! [votes: 5]
  • Remember the days we used to do that? Our ears haven't been the same since. [votes: 3]
  • Watch and learn my friend... [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 306 [January 18, 2009 - 208 entries]


Contest #306 1st place Every Jack has a little demon in em! [votes: 28]  Jake
2nd place Mirror Mirror on the wall, I've become my mother after all... [votes: 23]  diane
3rd place Nope, none of the neighbor's cat left in my teeth... [votes: 19]  Jim Nixon
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I chewed up a book by Steven King. Now this!! [votes: 16]
  • That look should surprise the UPS guy next time! [votes: 16]
  • "Iím good enough, Iím smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me," Stuart Smalley. [votes: 15]
  • There is only room for 1 of us! [votes: 13]
  • Jack Nicholson. [votes: 11]
  • I'm bringing sexy back! [votes: 10]
  • Redrum! Redrum! [votes: 9]
  • Do you think this will look good on myspace? [votes: 9]
  • Little Orphan Annie Russell [votes: 9]
  • Exorcise me or else! [votes: 9]
  • So this is what the cat sees, no wonder he had a heart attack!! [votes: 8]
  • Linda Blair's dog. [votes: 8]
  • BED HAIR!!!!! [votes: 8]
  • ah....you can't improve on perfection!! [votes: 8]
  • I'm not listening to you anymore!!! [votes: 5]

Results from Contest # 305 [January 11, 2009 - 235 entries]


Contest #305 1st place Mom, I'm bored! [votes: 40]  Antoinette
2nd place So Many Toys so Little Time. [votes: 33]  Gizmo
3rd place Let the de-stuffing begin!!! [votes: 32]  baileysophierose
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I swear, I was just standing here and they fell out of the toy box. [votes: 22]
  • Mine, Mine, Mine! Their all mine! [votes: 17]
  • No. None of these are the right one. [votes: 16]
  • Toy box exploded again. [votes: 14]
  • Do I judge you by the number of shoes you have (or had)??? [votes: 14]
  • Take a picture for insurance inventory - these are priceless to me! [votes: 12]
  • What do you mean, "What did I get for Christmas?" [votes: 10]
  • Hey, I asked for an IPOD, what is this junk? [votes: 9]
  • I asked for a stick for Christmas and I get all this useless stuff and no stick? [votes: 8]
  • Oh sure, you can leave your shoes on the floor, but I have to put MY toys away! [votes: 7]
  • I didn't buy these toys, why should I clean them up? [votes: 7]
  • Everything a girl needs. [votes: 6]
  • Jack packing for overnight stay. [votes: 6]
  • The rest of them are burried outside! [votes: 3]
  • Mom, what's with all the pastels? [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 304 [January 4, 2009 - 162 entries]


Contest #304 1st place You see what I see? Squirrel sammich at two O'Clock. [votes: 33]  Deb Weir
2nd place I told you that cat was not buried deep enough! [votes: 23]  Zackery
3rd place wait for it, wait for it, barking begins in 10 seconds. [votes: 19]  Parker
 
Honorable Mentions
  • How many calories are in a mailman? [votes: 19]
  • What I see every morning when I leave for work and it breaks my heart everytime. [votes: 16]
  • Mom's comin - and she has FOOD!! [votes: 15]
  • I say we can take him. [votes: 14]
  • Did you see that? That kid just took our BALL!!! [votes: 11]
  • Nose prints on the window... More for mom to clean! [votes: 10]
  • Hey! Is that an Omaha Steaks cooler coming up the driveway? [votes: 8]
  • That's not fair - the cat gets to go outside. [votes: 7]
  • Here comes the pizza guy, got any money? [votes: 6]
  • Hey Mom, holidays are over, can I get out and get dirty now? [votes: 5]
  • Just look at that. [votes: 5]
  • Thank goodness we are inside, that thing does not look happy. [votes: 4]
  • Which mud puddle do you want? [votes: 3]
  • Look they're painting the hydrant, remember wet paint. [votes: 3]

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