Jack Russell Terrier Club of America - JRTCA Preserve, Protect and Work the Jack Russell Terrier

Jack Russell Picture Caption Contest Results

The following are the results from our Picture Caption Contests for 2009.

Results from Contest # 353 [Dec 27, 2009 - 93 entries]


Contest #353 1st place Jack's first day a JRT Preschool. [votes: 34]  Bernie
2nd place You CANNOT outfox a Jack! [votes: 31]  Buntwell
3rd place The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog! [votes: 27]  Antoinette
 
Honorable Mentions
  • That's right, pal...PRAY FOR MERCY!!! [votes: 20]
  • You won't be so smart once i beat the stuffing out of you. [votes: 18]
  • I caught the fox, I caught the fox! [votes: 12]
  • I think i hear the cuteness police coming... [votes: 9]
  • Basic Training. [votes: 8]
  • Say your prayers fox! [votes: 8]
  • Surrender now Mr. Fox and nobody gets hurt! [votes: 8]
  • Uncle, uncle, you got me kid! [votes: 7]
  • Round 3: Fox [votes: 7]
  • When can I get my Medallion? [votes: 7]
  • Sit ! Sit ! [votes: 5]
  • Yes, I know it's a toy.....but still [votes: 4]
  • Jack trains the new kid on the block. [votes: 3]
  • How did this guy beat me in wrestling?!?!? [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 352 [Dec 20, 2009 - 180 entries]


Contest #352 1st place "Going to Ground" for apartment dwellers. [votes: 40]  Lilos mom
2nd place Where's the remote? Where's the remote? Where's the remote? [votes: 28]  Josh Deaver
3rd place I'm so embarassed... Just grab the tail and pull. [votes: 14]  Nikki
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Our couch has voles. I swear! [votes: 12]
  • Whoa, this must be where dad sits. [votes: 11]
  • I think I found it... [votes: 11]
  • Help!!! I got my bone, but I'm stuck!! And I won't let go of it!!! [votes: 10]
  • I think I'm in WAY over my head! [votes: 9]
  • If I can't see them, then they can't see me. [votes: 9]
  • Won't they be surprised when I really do pull out a rat! [votes: 9]
  • dive! dive!! dive!!! [votes: 8]
  • Jack still had a lot to learn about going to ground. [votes: 7]
  • Excuse me, i dont take pictures of YOUR screwups. [votes: 7]
  • Jill thought she was very funny to tell Jack she buried a hot dog in the sofa. [votes: 6]
  • Jack loses his head! [votes: 6]
  • This is what ostriches do when they have accidents on the rug! [votes: 4]
  • Jack thought, if he couldn't see them, they couldn't see him. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 351 [Dec 13, 2009 - 190 entries]


Contest #351 1st place I Love you THIS Much! [votes: 33]  Sparkalina's Mom
2nd place The cat's teeth were this long. [votes: 21]  dr
3rd place It's fun to stay at the Y M C A... [votes: 20]  raegan49
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Don't shoot! I'll give back the cat. [votes: 19]
  • You can have my wallet and keys. Just leave me my milkbones. [votes: 17]
  • Those prints aren't mine. My paws are clean. [votes: 14]
  • Touchdown! [votes: 14]
  • After review, the ruling on the field is confirmed. Touchdown! [votes: 14]
  • Talk to the paw! [votes: 13]
  • Reach for the sky, Jack. [votes: 11]
  • Whaddya mean I have the right to remain silent? [votes: 10]
  • Pick Me, Pick Me-Please, Please, Please! [votes: 9]
  • Please don't shoot.....take the cat! [votes: 7]
  • I hate these Paparazzi. [votes: 5]
  • na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, hey-hey-hey, goodbye! [votes: 4]
  • This is a good place for a stick-up. [votes: 2]
  • Please no photos please! unless you get my good side. [votes: 2]
  • Don't ever let them see you sweat! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 350 [Dec 6, 2009 - 120 entries]


Contest #350 1st place Knick knack, padday wack, give a dog a gnome... [votes: 40]  Barbara Crowe
2nd place He followed me home...can he stay? [votes: 28]  suez
3rd place I didn't pee on him! He wet himself, Mom! [votes: 24]  Nickf
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Meet my new travel agent. [votes: 23]
  • Say Hello to my little friend!!! [votes: 23]
  • I can explain... [votes: 13]
  • My friend and I would like to wish you a Merry Christmas! [votes: 12]
  • Always after me Lucky Charms. [votes: 10]
  • That did not come from my side of the family. [votes: 9]
  • What did you think I was barking at? [votes: 9]
  • Christmas card pictures with the elf again. [votes: 9]
  • Another Gnome! My Old Lady watching too much QVC. [votes: 7]
  • Country road, take my gnome. [votes: 6]
  • Gnome wasn't built in a day. [votes: 3]
  • Go away... gnomebody's home! [votes: 3]
  • I like having a silent partner. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 349 [Nov 29, 2009 - 119 entries]


Contest #349 1st place Come on in!! The waters fine....just ask the cat I am standing on. [votes: 34]  Mary
2nd place Can someone please get me a towel? [votes: 31]  Dextersmom
3rd place Miss July. [votes: 19]  Jeff P
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Jack & Water. [votes: 16]
  • ok, now I REALLY have to pee. [votes: 16]
  • Barrel of laughs. [votes: 16]
  • Dear Santa, this year for Christmas I would like a shower curtain! [votes: 16]
  • What bubbles? [votes: 12]
  • Now you know why they say "don't drink the water." [votes: 11]
  • The water won't be this clear for much longer. [votes: 8]
  • I can explain... [votes: 8]
  • Jack kinda thought the hot tub at the new spa would be heated a cookie! [votes: 7]
  • My dogs were barking! [votes: 4]
  • That dog needs his nails clipped!!!! [votes: 3]
  • Trade you - all you can drink for. [votes: 2]
  • I want to pump YOU up! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 348 [Nov 22, 2009 - 172 entries]


Contest #348 1st place Can you please throw the cat back? [votes: 37]  Jake's Mum
2nd place Escape from alca-trash. [votes: 32]  kristy vines
3rd place Oooo! The grass really is greener! [votes: 24]  Ken
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Wilson? you there? [votes: 24]
  • Here, kitty, kitty, kitty... [votes: 20]
  • Hey! Did you know they have a pool over there? [votes: 12]
  • Jack just had to see who was talking trash about him! [votes: 10]
  • Oh, hello ladies. [votes: 10]
  • Psssst, hey Mac, over here; wanna buy a cat, cheap? [votes: 9]
  • I can't go to ground today; Mom won't let me. [votes: 8]
  • Don't make me come over there. [votes: 8]
  • What's the secret password? [votes: 8]
  • The new neighbourhood watch. [votes: 8]
  • Hey you, cutie...wanna' see my markings? [votes: 6]
  • OK getting out is easy, getting back in, not so much. [votes: 5]
  • I'd be over this wall if she hadn't clipped my nails! [votes: 4]
  • Yoo-hoo! Can I borrow a cup of Kibble? [votes: 3]
  • You're the garbage man? Ask for a raise. [votes: 3]
  • Cats are always greener on the other side. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 347 [Nov 15, 2009 - 124 entries]


Contest #347 1st place doggy bowls. [votes: 26]  carol
2nd place One so precious; two also that; three kinda tiny; four kinda fat! [votes: 24]  Debbie Mingle
3rd place Waiting for breakfast in bed. [votes: 22]  swtmdmboo
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I told you turkey made you tired! [votes: 18]
  • Not a creature was stirring... not even a Jack. [votes: 17]
  • eeny, meeny, miny, moe. [votes: 16]
  • Cute, no matter how you serve them. [votes: 13]
  • It's not working guys. No one's coming to feed us. [votes: 11]
  • Taking a nap after dinner. [votes: 10]
  • Pups in Cups! [votes: 10]
  • The quiet before the storm. [votes: 10]
  • Miss a meal? Never. [votes: 8]
  • Dinner? We'll wait. [votes: 7]
  • These new metal beds the cat gave us are great! [votes: 5]
  • Nothing like a well-rounded meal! [votes: 5]
  • Well you didn't expect us to sleep on the ground did you? [votes: 5]
  • This cost saving program really stinks. [votes: 5]
  • Food for thought... [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 346 [Nov 8, 2009 - 142 entries]


Contest #346 1st place Captain Jack. [votes: 35]  Tina
2nd place What's this about a 'poop deck'? [votes: 34]  Sniggy
3rd place I said Go TO Ground not Go A Ground! [votes: 25]  Divot
 
Honorable Mentions
  • The Rhyme of the Ancient Terrier. [votes: 16]
  • I claim this land in the name of all Jacks!! [votes: 12]
  • I have to go potty before we leave. [votes: 9]
  • Salty Dog. [votes: 9]
  • A three hour tour, a three hour tour... [votes: 7]
  • Squirrel. [votes: 7]
  • Don't forget Ginger and Mary Ann! [votes: 7]
  • Just sit right back and you'll hear tail. [votes: 4]
  • Thar she barks!! [votes: 3]
  • Captain Jack suddenly realizes the tough part of discovery is coming up with a name. [votes: 3]
  • You should have seen the one that got away... [votes: 2]
  • To SEA, or not to SEA? That is the question. [votes: 2]
  • Land Ho!.........oh! [votes: 1]
  • You sink them, we save them. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 345 [Nov 1, 2009 - 144 entries]


Contest #345 1st place Excuse me, I'm a little behind. [votes: 21]  Parker
2nd place Bottoms up! [votes: 18]  Dejanha
2nd place World's cutest dog.... from ANY angle!! [votes: 18]  milliesmom
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Hellooooooooooooo, anything home? [votes: 16]
  • Oh man, I think I cut the TV cable again... [votes: 16]
  • I need more slack! [votes: 15]
  • When the chute failed there really wasn't much else to say. [votes: 13]
  • Electric fence won't keep me in....take that! [votes: 10]
  • Dumpster Diving, Jack Russell Style! [votes: 9]
  • There's just no stoppin' me now...drats, she left the leash on again! [votes: 9]
  • Jack decided the invisible fencing had to go. [votes: 9]
  • Happiness is.... [votes: 8]
  • Kitty didn't know Jack was digging her grave. [votes: 8]
  • Attention goofers! Be afraid, be very afraid [votes: 7]
  • This is what "go to ground" looks like. [votes: 7]
  • Help! I think I'm in over my head... [votes: 5]
  • Jack hits paydirt. [votes: 5]
  • And, he could go... all... the... way! [votes: 5]
  • Jack going down the rabbit hole. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 344 [Oct 25, 2009 - 133 entries]


Contest #344 1st place If we could just harness the energy of one jack russell, we could power the world. [votes: 46]  divot
2nd place Noah! Noah! Wait, Wait !!! [votes: 32]  EBT
3rd place Jack Russell Terrier: Another Source of Infinite Energy. [votes: 29]  Sophies mom
 
Honorable Mentions
  • No grass.... Gotta Pee!!! No Grass.. Gotta Pee!!! [votes: 27]
  • I wish they'd skim stones like normal people! [votes: 13]
  • Can your Jack walk on water?! [votes: 12]
  • She's like the wind! [votes: 10]
  • I'm walking on sunshine.....oh, yeah! [votes: 9]
  • Turning tail, Jack Quixote decides to fight another day. [votes: 8]
  • Jacks in the wind. [votes: 5]
  • Chariots of Fire! [votes: 4]
  • Come fly with me! [votes: 4]
  • Puts the Energizer Bunny to shame! [votes: 4]
  • Does anyone know why this water feels tingly on my feet? [votes: 2]
  • Throw the stick! Throw the stick!!! [votes: 2]
  • What .... me worry?? [votes: 1]
  • Either I'm dead, or full of hot-air! [votes: 1]
  • Green dog! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 343 [Oct 11, 2009 - 269 entries]


Contest #343 1st place Wassssuuuuupppp! [votes: 47]  Nikki
2nd place I didn't eat the cat. Just look! [votes: 18]  Donna5Jacks
3rd place Bleah!! That frog was past the expiration date. [votes: 17]  Kat
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Gene Simmons' dog, "Beth." [votes: 16]
  • Do I have cat breath? [votes: 13]
  • Are you sure I don't have any cat in my teeth? [votes: 12]
  • Put your meat scraps on the tongue and no one gets hurt. [votes: 11]
  • Rolling the red carpet for the cat. [votes: 11]
  • Feed ME!!! [votes: 7]
  • Fixodent and forget it! [votes: 7]
  • Yeah, we had so much fun. The cat tried to keep up for the first 4 miles! [votes: 6]
  • Oh yeah? Well can you do this? [votes: 6]
  • By the way, did I mention I was HOT? [votes: 5]
  • Happy Halloween! [votes: 5]
  • Be afraid, be VERY AFRAID! [votes: 5]
  • That's what she said. [votes: 4]
  • When ya got it - flaunt it. [votes: 3]
  • I'm a LAP dog! [votes: 3]
  • I told you I wouldn't like it but you insisted!!! [votes: 3]
  • I have to hold it like this or I will trip over it. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 342 [Oct 4, 2009 - 114 entries]


Contest #342 1st place The bush administration. [votes: 38]  Herman
2nd place I'm telling you it's okay. Mom just said not to dig in the flowers. [votes: 29]  Kat
3rd place I don't know what we're looking for but it's MINE. [votes: 28]  Barbara
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I swear - I DID catch the cat and I left him right here. Where did he go? [votes: 24]
  • I told you not to bury the bone under the bush--but Nooo. [votes: 20]
  • We have to stop meeting like this! [votes: 20]
  • They'll never find the cat now. [votes: 19]
  • Jacks in the phlox. [votes: 18]
  • Whadaya think I'm doing, Dufus?! .... And, STOP lookin' at me!!! [votes: 17]
  • Everything about this says "TROUBLE". [votes: 17]
  • I thought you were the cat! And I thought you were the cat! [votes: 13]
  • We can't go on meeting like this! [votes: 13]
  • Rock, scissors, paper, I win, I get to pee first. [votes: 9]
  • I hope the gardener appreciates our water and weeding help. [votes: 8]
  • Bring us a shrubbery!! Nee!! [votes: 7]
  • We sure keep this spot fertilized! [votes: 6]

Results from Contest # 341 [Sept 27, 2009 - 65 entries]


Contest #341 1st place Cool!! I pooped there yesterday. [votes: 63]  Bumblebee
2nd place I don't know what it is, but if it moves - I'm bitin' it! [votes: 25]  Dextersmom
3rd place Soon as that frisbee leaves the ground I'm on it! [votes: 22]  joey
 
Honorable Mentions
  • They called it some kinda .."stool". i'll show you a stool. [votes: 21]
  • My friend Rusty ate one of those once, haven't seen him in a long time. [votes: 13]
  • i do believe in fairies! [votes: 13]
  • What a long strange trip it's been. [votes: 12]
  • I'll just wait.....that Toad will be back! [votes: 11]
  • Has anyone seen Alice? [votes: 10]
  • GET OUTTA MY YARD! [votes: 6]
  • I gotta start eating more red meat. [votes: 3]
  • You want me to go WHERE if it starts raining? [votes: 3]
  • Really!! Do you want me to Table that? I don't think so!! [votes: 2]
  • "Organic Huh!", I'd like to see them grow this from scratch. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 340 [Sept 20, 2009 - 162 entries]


Contest #340 1st place NO!!!! We have not seen a cat on a black leash. [votes: 35]  ALLY
2nd place The bitch has me on a short leash. [votes: 20]  Cody
2nd place Lady and the Tramp. [votes: 20]  raegan49
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Come to think of it... we haven't seen the cat all day... [votes: 19]
  • Leashes? We don't need no stinkin' leashes! [votes: 18]
  • Double trouble. [votes: 14]
  • Love squirrel dinners but hate the extra strength dental floss. [votes: 13]
  • The cat was tied to one end, YOU guess which one. [votes: 13]
  • I've got a pair of jacks, what you got? [votes: 12]
  • it's the leash we can do for each other. [votes: 12]
  • Joined at the lip! [votes: 7]
  • Pick Me!.....Pick Me! [votes: 5]
  • We've just TIED the knot! [votes: 5]
  • This gets real ugly in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... [votes: 5]
  • I got you Babe...NO, I got YOU! [votes: 4]
  • Leash me alone! [votes: 1]
  • Hey mom - wanna cut the cord!!!!! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 339 [Sept 13, 2009 - 173 entries]


Contest #339 1st place Yeah, well she's gotta be from your aunt Thelma's side of the family! [votes: 24]  Shingle Oak
2nd place Don't call him butthead whatever you do. [votes: 23]  rob
2nd place Sure it's at least 51% white, but really. [votes: 23]  Ozzy
 
Honorable Mentions
  • We'd better call for backup... [votes: 21]
  • The coloring may be right, but there's something fishy about our new brother. [votes: 17]
  • I think this breeder took the long legged variety a bit too far. [votes: 16]
  • I don't know what it is but is smells baaaad. [votes: 14]
  • Hey Bud,have you got a height card? [votes: 12]
  • Got Milk? [votes: 11]
  • Move away slowly ... It's an alien - they never get the ears right! [votes: 10]
  • I think it's our grandmother... see? white body, brown head! [votes: 8]
  • I'd kill for those legs... [votes: 6]
  • E Harmony dot com will match you with your perfect mate! [votes: 6]
  • Hey, Billy. Hey, Jack. Looks like someone's got your goat. [votes: 5]
  • Seems like our competitors get bigger and stranger looking every year! [votes: 5]
  • I just love taller women. [votes: 5]
  • Yup definitely an over and a rough coat. [votes: 4]
  • Does this cage make my butt look fat? [votes: 3]
  • He seems to be admiring my stylish red bandana... [votes: 3]
  • Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, I don't think that Jack will fetch a stick! [votes: 2]
  • Baby, you have got the legs! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 338 [Sept 6, 2009 - 141 entries]


Contest #338 1st place Between a Jack and a hard place. [votes: 39]  Herman
2nd place Jackhenge. [votes: 31]  Bart
3rd place I'm tired of being taken for GRANITE! [votes: 27]  Pat
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Two Towers and a JRT - A Memorial to All Those Lost on September 11, 2001- Eight Years Ago this Week. [votes: 13]
  • I told you if I kept digging I'd find something! [votes: 11]
  • One less milkbone and I'd have made it! [votes: 10]
  • Hey! Delilah watch this. [votes: 9]
  • If I try to look really cute, maybe they won't feed me to the lions. [votes: 9]
  • Is this my new doggy door? [votes: 8]
  • Crates from the Middle Ages. [votes: 7]
  • This is my new crate? You are kidding me! [votes: 7]
  • I've been framed. [votes: 6]
  • I'm a pillar of the community! [votes: 5]
  • Square peg. Round hole! [votes: 5]
  • You're saying my ancestors used these as bales of hay in racing??? [votes: 4]
  • Hard core race training. [votes: 3]
  • You mean you've just got one of those wooden kennels? SAAAAAD. [votes: 3]
  • I'm ruined for life! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 337 [Aug 30, 2009 - 174 entries]


Contest #337 1st place Jack in the box! [votes: 39]  Carol
2nd place I know times are tough.... but this is NOT what I call an above ground pool. [votes: 25]  J. Davis
2nd place What sammich? I didn't see any sammich... [votes: 25]  Lilos mom
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Jack on the rocks. [votes: 18]
  • I will not be left at home. [votes: 17]
  • Don't eat the yellow ice cubes. [votes: 17]
  • I can explain. [votes: 15]
  • Just Chillin. [votes: 15]
  • Who took the last Red Dog?? [votes: 13]
  • Jack Frost. [votes: 10]
  • Jack neat... no ice. [votes: 9]
  • I'm here for the picnic food inspection. [votes: 9]
  • Nope! No food here! Never was! [votes: 6]
  • This isn't as refreshing as I'd hoped. [votes: 6]
  • Who ate my baloney sandwich? [votes: 4]
  • Oops! I thought my ball went in here! [votes: 4]
  • Hey, can't you see I am working here? [votes: 3]
  • This is my new crate? [votes: 2]
  • The best way to cool down after racing! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 336 [Aug 23, 2009 - 167 entries]


Contest #336 1st place Just wanted to let you know you don't have to worry about the cat anymore. [votes: 21]  bevansley
2nd place What are you in for kid. [votes: 18]  pat m
3rd place He Shall be my pet and I shall name him lunch! [votes: 17]  Nicole
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Polly wants a cracker; Jack wants a Polly. [votes: 17]
  • Lord, bless this food which we are about to eat! [votes: 15]
  • Jack racked his brain to remember where he left the wire cutters. [votes: 13]
  • How do you get away with doodling all over your cage? They make me go outside! [votes: 11]
  • Well... i can always blame it on the cat. [votes: 11]
  • Tweet me sometime. [votes: 9]
  • Don't worry, I killed the cat. [votes: 8]
  • What to do today ... [votes: 7]
  • Hey Mom, I think the Thanksgiving turkey has gone bad. [votes: 7]
  • Polly want a Jack? [votes: 6]
  • Roast Bird...Baked Bird...Bird a L'Orange....Jack couldn't decide. [votes: 6]
  • So this is what the cat finds so interesting. [votes: 4]
  • I'd invite you in, but this place is a mess! [votes: 4]
  • Green chicken nuggets??!! [votes: 4]
  • Red stool, how gauche. [votes: 4]
  • Hi, my name is Cracker... [votes: 3]
  • Your pizza is here. [votes: 2]
  • Oh yeah?? I dare you to come closer and say that! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 335 [Aug 16, 2009 - 131 entries]


Contest #335 1st place Next Stop, the Twilight Zone. [votes: 28]  Mike B
2nd place Trust me, I smell BACON! [votes: 22]  Clayton
3rd place I smell a wabbit! [votes: 20]  Ken
 
Honorable Mentions
  • i think they went overboard on super agility this year. [votes: 19]
  • I started toward the bright light, but I kept feeling something or someone pulling me back. [votes: 19]
  • That's funny.....I thought I heard a train whistle?? [votes: 15]
  • Don't let go of the rope, I'm not I'm ready to go into the light. [votes: 13]
  • DUDE!!...this is like...a most excellent tunnel. [votes: 11]
  • The things i do for treats. [votes: 9]
  • Come on Mom, just a little bit more rope, I've got to see what is at the other end. [votes: 8]
  • Jim... Don't let go of the rope!!! [votes: 6]
  • Go to ground has gotten way to easy! [votes: 5]
  • I think I took a wrong turn....GTG should have dirt!! [votes: 5]
  • Where's the dirt?!? [votes: 4]
  • Let go mom! Let go! [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 334 [Aug 9, 2009 - 231 entries]


Contest #334 1st place Just my luck...the kid snores! [votes: 36]  sam's dad
2nd place Heaven is having Mama for a pillow. [votes: 35]  Antoinette
3rd place Rest now, my sweet, for tomorrow we chase the mailman. [votes: 31]  Antoinette
 
Honorable Mentions
  • If only they would stay this size. [votes: 12]
  • She has my ears! [votes: 11]
  • There's nothing like a warm puppy for headaches. [votes: 11]
  • Mothers never sleep! [votes: 11]
  • I dare you to come closer. [votes: 11]
  • Ahhhhhhh, to cute for a caption! [votes: 10]
  • Slumberjack. [votes: 10]
  • You sleep... I'll listen. [votes: 10]
  • I can hear the ocean! [votes: 8]
  • What's not to love? [votes: 6]
  • I've got something on my mind. [votes: 6]
  • Mom always told me there would be days like this!! [votes: 5]
  • Now, if someone could just keep the other ear warm... [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 333 [Aug 2, 2009 - 231 entries]


Contest #333 1st place Wait till they see the hole. [votes: 33]  Ginger
2nd place What do you mean put it back? [votes: 26]  curt
3rd place Take my word on it, China IS NOT THERE! [votes: 22]  Zackadilly
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I don't know where you've been all day, but I'VE been working! [votes: 21]
  • What garden? [votes: 17]
  • In that brief moment, Jack went from Go to Ground, to, Going to get Grounded. [votes: 14]
  • Found my bone! [votes: 11]
  • Buried my bone and the cat. [votes: 11]
  • This is the best birthday present ever! [votes: 11]
  • Jack went up the hill. [votes: 9]
  • You said you wanted a pool...now all you need is water! [votes: 8]
  • By the time Jack found Jill, she was over the hill! [votes: 7]
  • right, that's the postman taken care of! [votes: 7]
  • You never said the car was off limits. [votes: 5]
  • Beneath this Place There Be Cats. [votes: 4]
  • This is MY hill - go find your own! [votes: 4]
  • If it rained, this would be PERFECT!! [votes: 4]
  • I think I'm getting too much fiber in my diet. [votes: 4]
  • When I go to ground, I don't let nuthin' get in my way! [votes: 4]
  • Compost? Who cares? It's warm! [votes: 4]
  • Who needs a safe deposit box. [votes: 3]
  • So this is how he got his belly dirty. [votes: 2]
  • I am just too cute for words. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 332 [July 26, 2009 - 157 entries]


Contest #332 1st place A King, a Jack, and three deuces! [votes: 54]  Antoinette
2nd place Put me in coach! [votes: 21]  Pam
3rd place I want a blue shirt and goofy hat too! [votes: 15]  Judy
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Listen up, troops! Our first mission is to get the cat next door. [votes: 14]
  • Mom sent me over to get my matching t-shirt. [votes: 12]
  • Billy, fall down and cry. When nana puts down the cookies, Jack you grab the dish. [votes: 12]
  • The Blue Man Group trains the latest member. [votes: 12]
  • As grandpa rattled on with his story, Jack patiently awaited a treat. [votes: 11]
  • Ok...Hit Me! Woohoo 21!!! I love a good game of BlackJack :) [votes: 10]
  • Some picnic this is. The kids ate everything! [votes: 10]
  • My Four Sons. [votes: 9]
  • Allright team, this is your new halfback. great ball control, but he's no Beckham. [votes: 9]
  • I'm all in. [votes: 7]
  • Now you know what I feel like when someone puts goofy hats on me. [votes: 5]
  • Jack, why didn't you wear your uniform today? [votes: 5]
  • But Coach...he's sure to be spotted as a ringer. [votes: 4]
  • ok, who is in charge here? [votes: 4]
  • Hey no shoes or shirt. No service! [votes: 4]
  • Who do you think those hats are gonna fool? [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 331 [July 19, 2009 - 151 entries]


Contest #331 1st place Jack on the rocks! [votes: 51]  Grammi
2nd place Jack Russells Rock! [votes: 22]  Sonny
3rd place This rock is my rock. There are many like it but this one is mine. [votes: 20]  Jeff Premo
 
Honorable Mentions
  • When you've had a hard day - any pillow will do. [votes: 18]
  • For my first wish, the rat will not be in a cage. [votes: 12]
  • Will go to ground ever start? [votes: 11]
  • Work hard, sleep harder. [votes: 11]
  • Between a rock and a hard place. [votes: 10]
  • Great! I'm first in line for the g-t-g!! [votes: 10]
  • Dear Lord, Please make my four month birthday come soon. Amen [votes: 9]
  • So many holes, so little time... [votes: 9]
  • ROCK-a-bye baby. [votes: 8]
  • Counting rats always causes Jack to fall asleep. [votes: 8]
  • Jacks will use any prop to fool their prey into thinking it's safe. NOT! [votes: 7]
  • Bedrock. [votes: 6]
  • You think this is bad? Dad's been sleeping on the couch all week. Was I not supposed to say that? [votes: 4]
  • Sleeping on the job. [votes: 4]
  • Just rock me to sleep! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 330 [July 12, 2009 - 199 entries]


Contest #330 1st place Yes, I have mud there too. [votes: 31]  ginger
2nd place What happens underground, stays underground. [votes: 21]  Simi
2nd place I swear I was never off the porch! [votes: 21]  JRT's times 3
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I'm still 51% white, just check the other side. [votes: 18]
  • But I wiped my feet!! [votes: 17]
  • What does B-A-T-H mean? You know I don't understand when you spell. [votes: 16]
  • What did you expect? Didn't you see the size of that hole I dug? [votes: 16]
  • Yeah, I know I'm dirty but that hedge hog will never bother us again. [votes: 12]
  • Looks like somebody needs some mudflaps... [votes: 12]
  • MOM! Don't show everyone! [votes: 11]
  • Love me, Love my dirt! [votes: 11]
  • 51% mud! [votes: 10]
  • Maybe next time you could just use the dust mop. [votes: 9]
  • Oh man! I feel a bath comin' on! [votes: 8]
  • Oh well, it was fun until he caught me. [votes: 7]
  • The mud just jumped there, I really don't know how it happened. [votes: 5]
  • No, I didn't go to ground in the garden again. Honest! [votes: 5]
  • Before you begin..,remember there are laws to protect me from inhumane things such as baths! [votes: 4]
  • You should see the other dog! [votes: 3]
  • Hey Martha, look what the cat dragged in! [votes: 3]
  • Aw Mom I'm just a little dusty! [votes: 3]
  • Quite a mess for a go-to-ground ribbon. [votes: 2]
  • Don't blame me. You should've put in that invisible fence like Mom wanted you to. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 329 [July 5, 2009 - 105 entries]


Contest #329 1st place Hey, kid, you rescue your toys and I'll rescue my blankie!! [votes: 27]  squiggy
2nd place I'll cover my eyes - you go hide! [votes: 26]  mp
3rd place Yeah! GREAT idea Joey!! Now we're BOTH in time out! [votes: 25]  Phil W
 
Honorable Mentions
  • You hide and I'll seek. [votes: 20]
  • There's good stuff in there, how much can we fit in your wagon? [votes: 15]
  • I think I found a squeaky toy! [votes: 14]
  • Brown paper sacks mean food! Now keep looking. [votes: 13]
  • Jack Fat, dumpster diving with his friend. [votes: 13]
  • CAT I smell CAT. [votes: 8]
  • You packed my milk bone in here! I can SMELL it! [votes: 8]
  • Hey, I think I smell a rat - - - quick lift me up!! [votes: 7]
  • Ok, this goes over here... are you even listening to me? [votes: 6]
  • It's the kid's fault; "Buy me this! I want that!" [votes: 4]
  • Hey, move outta the way. I was here first! [votes: 2]
  • There MUST be something in here for me! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 328 [June 28, 2009 - 177 entries]


Contest #328 1st place On line dating stinks, she looks nothing like her picture! [votes: 36]  Antoinette
2nd place When I read "short hair" on your profile, I was hoping we had more in common! [votes: 35]  Frank P
3rd place I cleaned my plate, now can I lick yours clean? [votes: 28]  philsmom
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Please sir, may I have some more? [votes: 26]
  • Pardon me, but would you have any Grey Poupon? [votes: 12]
  • Please pass the cat, er, I mean chicken. [votes: 11]
  • I can't believe I'm having breakfast with David Bowie! [votes: 10]
  • Trade Ya. [votes: 9]
  • Can I get a doggy bag? [votes: 9]
  • Can you pass me another napkin, I think I ate mine. [votes: 7]
  • Sorry about the "Elbows off the table" remark, Mom. Now can I have dessert? [votes: 6]
  • Starved for good conversation. [votes: 5]
  • You forgot my booster seat. [votes: 5]
  • Aww, mom, c'mon, I got a happy bowl! [votes: 4]
  • Guess whos coming to dinner??? [votes: 4]
  • I dropped my napkin. [votes: 3]
  • I believe it's your turn to leave the tip. [votes: 2]
  • It's your diet sister, not mine! [votes: 2]
  • Please sprinkle a little salt and cat on top. [votes: 1]
  • I am thinking of a number!! [votes: 1]
  • Jack Russell can eat no fat, his wife can eat no lean! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 327 [June 21, 2009 - 256 entries]


Contest #327 1st place I shoulda peed first! [votes: 32]  Kate
2nd place Just how many points are IN a milkbone? [votes: 28]  swtmdmboo
2nd place Maybe they won't notice I only have 3 feet on the scale. [votes: 28]  jkrslkay
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Please don't put me on a cat-free diet! [votes: 17]
  • It's the hair, I tell ya! [votes: 15]
  • Yeah, yeah.....I know, too many cats in my diet. [votes: 10]
  • First it's a height card... now this. [votes: 10]
  • Yay, the treat-o-meter says 27! [votes: 9]
  • A minute on the lips, a life-time on the hips. [votes: 7]
  • Oh no,it's back to those dang veggie burgers. [votes: 7]
  • A waist is a terrible thing to mind... [votes: 7]
  • You said this was a balancing trick. You lied! [votes: 6]
  • Poor Her, I knew this was working. [votes: 5]
  • It's swimsuit season - this is not looking good. [votes: 5]
  • Only 117 days to nationals!!! [votes: 5]
  • Don't look at mine and I won't look at yours. [votes: 3]
  • I think I'm retaining water... [votes: 3]
  • What's it say? What's it say? [votes: 3]
  • Don't step on it! It'll make you cry... [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 326 [June 7, 2009 - 198 entries]


Contest #326 1st place Bob always carries a spare tire and a Jack in the car. [votes: 66]  Lorna
2nd place Ya know,if you had an automatic, you could keep rubbin' my belly!!! [votes: 34]  em
3rd place Car Jack! [votes: 29]  jen
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I have the best daddy ever. [votes: 21]
  • Are we there yet? [votes: 20]
  • What's separation anxiety mean? [votes: 18]
  • Lap of luxury. [votes: 17]
  • You always said I could call you for a ride home if I got in to trouble. [votes: 14]
  • Make mine a junior burger and fries. [votes: 14]
  • Did mom forget to mention that I get carsick? [votes: 13]
  • You never know when something good willl just fall into your lap! [votes: 13]
  • Could you please take you cell phone off of vibrate... [votes: 8]
  • I'm not moving until you let me drive around the parking lot once. [votes: 7]
  • Are you sure this is legal? [votes: 6]
  • Dad! Watch the speed bumps! [votes: 6]
  • If I told you once, I told you a thousand times....don't Jack and Drive!!! [votes: 6]
  • "Click-It" or "Lick-It". [votes: 6]
  • Why do I have to work the pedals? I want to steer. [votes: 4]
  • License? At least I have one? Do you? [votes: 4]
  • This is nice and all, but could you turn off the Bon Jovi? [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 325 [May 31, 2009 - 108 entries]


Contest #325 1st place Look batman! the bat mobile is being repoed. [votes: 52]  kathy cheek
2nd place To the Jack Cave! [votes: 41]  Lorna
3rd place OK, I'll watch the left, you listen to the right. [votes: 29]  RWP
 
Honorable Mentions
  • You check for Fed Ex, I'll check for UPS. [votes: 23]
  • Can I ask you something personal? Who did your ears? [votes: 22]
  • Suddenly Jack had the oddest feeling he was no longer alone. [votes: 17]
  • They left us alone again, you think they would learn. [votes: 14]
  • I've tried ALL the prick ear jokes, he won't go away. [votes: 13]
  • ... ears lookin' at you kid! ... [votes: 10]
  • Some Pointer you are! The mailman is over there! [votes: 9]
  • No, no, Jack. Straight up like this. [votes: 9]
  • That joker is around here somewhere robin. [votes: 8]
  • Just me and my shadow... [votes: 6]
  • It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, son. [votes: 3]
  • My kingdom for a tennis ball!! [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 324 [May 24, 2009 - 200 entries]


Contest #324 1st place This is why we crap in the house. [votes: 39]  Kacie
2nd place Our humiliation is complete. [votes: 19]  Jo
3rd place Another gift from grandma... [votes: 18]  kailee wear
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I wonder if she would like matching bite marks on each ankle... [votes: 17]
  • Boys in the hood. [votes: 15]
  • Mom in her kerchief and I in my cap. Not a creature was stiring not even a Jack. [votes: 15]
  • Let her take the stupid picture - nobody's gonna see it anyway. [votes: 14]
  • I'm Daryl & this is my brother Daryl... [votes: 14]
  • Oh this is bad, this is so bad. [votes: 10]
  • This wasnt what I wanted when I said let's have a night cap! [votes: 10]
  • You know its bad when even the cat laughts at you. [votes: 10]
  • We are 2 wild and crazy guys! [votes: 9]
  • What are you in for? [votes: 7]
  • Underwear on BOTH ends is NOT acceptable. [votes: 7]
  • I hope we're not going out. I can't go out like this. I just can't. [votes: 4]
  • Ladies and gentlemen...start your engines! [votes: 4]
  • Humans! They not know what they do. [votes: 3]
  • You'd think mom could tell us apart without dressing us like this. [votes: 3]
  • People, I implore you. Have pity. [votes: 3]
  • They put the bikini tops in the wrong place. [votes: 2]
  • The good part? The cat won't recognize us! [votes: 1]
  • We've spun the wheel-of-fortune of life and come up Yorkie owner. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 323 [May 17, 2009 - 151 entries]


Contest #323 1st place Wilson? [votes: 57]  Bart
2nd place Give me five minutes, I'll have it open. [votes: 31]  Merry
3rd place I don't care what it is, I'm going to eat it!!! [votes: 22]  Dave W.
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Sometimes I feel like a nut... [votes: 21]
  • Magic coconut..... will I get off this island? [votes: 20]
  • I...will...never...blink... [votes: 13]
  • I can wait all day until you come out! [votes: 12]
  • Now I have you. What to do with you? [votes: 10]
  • mmm....I would hate to see the dog that did this! [votes: 6]
  • Smells okay, guess I'll keep it. [votes: 6]
  • Staring contest... [votes: 5]
  • Be the ball! [votes: 4]
  • Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here. [votes: 4]
  • Look into my eyes. [votes: 3]
  • Don't be eyeballin' me be boy! [votes: 3]
  • The crystal ball shows me a big win at the nationals. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 322 [May 10, 2009 - 140 entries]


Contest #322 1st place Gee mom not in front of the other dogs! [votes: 24]  Clayton
2nd place Jack grimaces as Great Auntie Betsy kisses him again. [votes: 23]  Marie Bosworth
3rd place Keep laughin' - you're NEXT! [votes: 22]  Dextersmom
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Oh God mom not another spit bath..That is so gross... [votes: 19]
  • A little to the left, please. [votes: 17]
  • Tongue lashing. [votes: 14]
  • MOM he licked me! Tell him not to lick me... [votes: 11]
  • This is the life. [votes: 11]
  • I love a good spa treatment. [votes: 9]
  • If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right... [votes: 8]
  • What? I ran out of hairgel! [votes: 7]
  • Don't know why she does this - I'll be dirty again in 5 minutes! [votes: 7]
  • Lickity spit! [votes: 6]
  • I love bath time. [votes: 5]
  • This isn't what it looks like... [votes: 5]
  • I've heard a little hair of the dog, but really mom!!! [votes: 4]
  • You rub me the wrong way... [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 321 [May 3, 2009 - 257 entries]


Contest #321 1st place Can you hear me now? [votes: 46]  sniggy
2nd place But mom, I was just yawning. The cat put his head in there by himself. [votes: 42]  swtmdmboo
3rd place Cat -- the other white meat. [votes: 26]  Comet
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Cat in the Jack. [votes: 22]
  • Jack the GRIPPER! [votes: 18]
  • Shhhh! Cat Scan in Progress! [votes: 18]
  • Cat Nip! [votes: 13]
  • If I was going to eat this cat, this is how I would do it. [votes: 11]
  • Get in my belly! [votes: 11]
  • This won't hurt a bit. [votes: 9]
  • A cat-astrophe about to happen... [votes: 9]
  • Jack loved his dinner as fresh as possible. [votes: 7]
  • Taste test. [votes: 5]
  • Got something stuck between my teeth. [votes: 5]
  • Cat got your tongue? [votes: 5]
  • Excedrin headache #431. [votes: 4]
  • Pass the salt please. [votes: 3]
  • Film at 11:00. [votes: 2]
  • I feel this holistic approach is best for what ails you. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 320 [April 26, 2009 - 174 entries]


Contest #320 1st place Jack Cousteau [votes: 37]  Divot
2nd place Jaws n' Paws [votes: 27]  CW
3rd place Ma, look what I caught!! [votes: 25]  Cassidy
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Yep! I did it on porpoise! [votes: 24]
  • Mom - Dad! Look what I got from Craig's List. [votes: 22]
  • Marco, Polo [votes: 14]
  • Pics from my Carribean cruise. [votes: 13]
  • Fins to the left, fins to the right. [votes: 10]
  • We're gonna need a bigger boat. [votes: 10]
  • Who is that dangerous creature in the water with the shark? [votes: 9]
  • I'm faster on land... [votes: 8]
  • Shark is thankful for not being seen by JRT. [votes: 7]
  • Pool Shark [votes: 7]
  • That's one bad hat Harry. [votes: 6]
  • Unfortunately, the shark didn't have a chance. [votes: 6]
  • Mr Shark will be sleeping with the fishes tonight. [votes: 5]
  • How did i get here? [votes: 5]
  • Dad says Cross Training is good for racing. [votes: 5]
  • Walkies on Water. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 319 [April 19, 2009 - 182 entries]


Contest #319 1st place Does this LOOK like the face of a cat-killer??? [votes: 27]  KarenW
2nd place Smile, it makes people wonder what you did! [votes: 24]  rob
3rd place SWFJRT seeks SWMJRT. [votes: 21]  Bernie
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I pooped in my pants. [votes: 19]
  • I know nothing about the cat. [votes: 19]
  • Ahhhh...My 5th grade school photo...Dang I was a dork back then... [votes: 17]
  • No, the CAT ate the canary...I ate the CAT! [votes: 15]
  • Cheese! [votes: 14]
  • Why no, I haven't been fed today! Trust me! [votes: 13]
  • Smile, you're in the JRT caption contest!!! [votes: 13]
  • I think... I ate a bug. [votes: 12]
  • Hi, I'm Bill, and I found my match on eHarmony Bark! [votes: 11]
  • And I have a big tricked out nametag! [votes: 8]
  • Results of too much U Tube, Facebook and Poker. [votes: 8]
  • I just got wormed! [votes: 7]
  • Happy, happy, joy, joy! [votes: 6]
  • I....must....not....blink! [votes: 6]
  • Jack is proud of his new rabies medal. [votes: 5]
  • I am thinking of a number. [votes: 5]
  • Look into my eyes!! [votes: 4]
  • Why so serious? [votes: 4]
  • And then . . . this time at band camp . . . [votes: 4]
  • Wait, I can get a meaner look. Honest. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 318 [April 12, 2009 - 123 entries]


Contest #318 1st place The mailman was fast, but (heh-heh) I was faster. [votes: 36]  Sophies Mom
2nd place For my next song, i'll play some Jethro Tull. [votes: 24]  Sydney
3rd place Ah Spring, The deck, the sun and a bone! [votes: 23]  Vic
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Jack the GRIPPER! [votes: 17]
  • There's something wrong with this clarinet. [votes: 17]
  • I'm bad to the bone. [votes: 15]
  • Bone sweet bone. [votes: 15]
  • Eating the bones of the last person to say I wasn't 51% white! [votes: 14]
  • This is why I majored in Paleontology. [votes: 10]
  • Mmm, num, num, num, go away, mine. [votes: 10]
  • A well trained Jack leaves no evidence behind. [votes: 8]
  • Yesterday this was a cow - I am SO full!! [votes: 6]
  • The thigh bone's connected to the knee bone, the knee bone's connected to the shin bone... [votes: 5]
  • This needs gravy. [votes: 5]
  • I'm teething, leave me alone! [votes: 4]
  • Yep. I think I got all the turkey off this bone. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 317 [April 5, 2009 - 153 entries]


Contest #317 1st place Dang, the mailman is here and I forgot to put in my uppers. [votes: 30]  swtmdmboo
2nd place Oh no, it's the Jehovah's Witnesses again! [votes: 29]  Pat
3rd place Yep, they're gone... Let's party. [votes: 22]  Rita
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Jack of shades. [votes: 22]
  • Be afraid, be very afraid. [votes: 21]
  • Oh no, boys! It's the cops!! Everybody run! [votes: 20]
  • Squirrel! [votes: 14]
  • Dude... she's back and I can't smell it, but it looks like a bag from Petco! [votes: 14]
  • Land Shark! [votes: 11]
  • Mr. Mailman, say hello to my leetle friend... [votes: 10]
  • Take that you, you, you cat! [votes: 8]
  • I smell DINNER! [votes: 7]
  • Despite years of training, Jack will never act his age. [votes: 7]
  • Mail's here! [votes: 4]
  • I ... see ... you. [votes: 3]
  • I am not a peeping tom....wait...am I??? [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 316 [March 29, 2009 - 141 entries]


Contest #316 1st place Slumberjacks. [votes: 23]  Raegan
2nd place ooh a quarter. [votes: 22]  Dean Peterson
3rd place Go-to-ground for apartment dwellers. [votes: 19]  suez
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Suddenly, in their 7th year, Jack's batteries finally ran out. [votes: 18]
  • Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jumped over the...OOOOF! [votes: 15]
  • Does it count as being on the couch if I keep a paw on the floor? [votes: 14]
  • Missed it by that much... [votes: 13]
  • Be dead...mom's looking for the sandwich tray! [votes: 12]
  • Jack likes to live on the edge. [votes: 11]
  • It was an exhausting day at the trials. [votes: 11]
  • I meant to do that... Stop laughing! [votes: 10]
  • How about a little push? [votes: 9]
  • I like sunning the back end first. [votes: 8]
  • My get up and go has got up and gone. [votes: 8]
  • The latest rounds of layoffs. [votes: 6]
  • Jack's idea of bringing up the rear. [votes: 5]
  • It looks so easy when the cat does it... [votes: 5]
  • 'Just taste it ONCE' you said. That's the last time I listen to you! [votes: 4]
  • Twin peeks! [votes: 3]
  • I've been a very bad Jack. [votes: 2]
  • Well.. I've tried and I've failed. The lesson here is never try. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 315 [March 22, 2009 - 149 entries]


Contest #315 1st place Houseplant? What houseplant? [votes: 38]  Allie
2nd place No...I don't remember seeing your prize-winning plant. [votes: 22]  1Son4all
2nd place Leaf me alone! [votes: 22]  Bart
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I think the camouflage is working well!! [votes: 19]
  • Be very,very quiet I'm hunting wabbit!!! [votes: 17]
  • I'm going green! [votes: 13]
  • I don't think I'll be chasing any more frogs. [votes: 11]
  • I did so turn over a new leaf! [votes: 11]
  • I'm too sexy for my leaf. [votes: 11]
  • What tree?? I didn't see a tree. [votes: 10]
  • You should see the rest of the tree. [votes: 9]
  • A little hair gel, a little accessorizing, quite the fashion statement! [votes: 9]
  • Anybody seen the leaf I was chasing? [votes: 9]
  • Please de-leaf me, let me go... [votes: 8]
  • Is there something on my face? [votes: 6]
  • I went to ground, some of it stayed with me! [votes: 5]
  • Through glen and dale, no squirrel can prevail. [votes: 5]
  • I am thinking of a number. [votes: 4]
  • I have my game on. [votes: 2]
  • Clothing optional. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 314 [March 15, 2009 - 139 entries]


Contest #314 1st place I know I should Hike my back leg, but this is sooooo much easier. [votes: 34]  diane
2nd place Lumber jack. [votes: 33]  kailee wear
3rd place I'm stumped! [votes: 29]  Pat
 
Honorable Mentions
  • YEP! I've been here before. [votes: 23]
  • I marked this tree last week!! But not for cutting... [votes: 22]
  • Oh my gosh! What happened to my bathroom?! [votes: 20]
  • I smell a rabbit - twelve rings ago. [votes: 15]
  • I think I'm barking up the wrong tree. [votes: 12]
  • I recognize this flavor. Don't tell me... is this coffee table? [votes: 11]
  • Now how am I suppose to mark this thing??? [votes: 8]
  • All bark and no bite. [votes: 7]
  • Jack Bunyan. [votes: 7]
  • Someone cut the beanstalk down. [votes: 5]
  • I see many a squirrel in your past... [votes: 5]
  • Oh dear -- is this what I'll look like when they crop my tail?! [votes: 3]
  • It's almost too beautiful to lift my leg on! [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 313 [March 8, 2009 - 140 entries]


Contest #313 1st place Wilson... breathe, move, something. [votes: 40]  kristy vines
2nd place I'll make David Beckham wish he'd stayed in England. [votes: 24]  pammy
2nd place Bite it like Beckham. [votes: 24]  Robobear
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I don't know what to bite first , these things on my feet or that ball. [votes: 22]
  • get the ball get the ball get the ball. [votes: 19]
  • Gooooooaaaaaalllllll [votes: 16]
  • Did your mom stick you out in the snow too? [votes: 15]
  • I just LOVE these new boots! [votes: 14]
  • I'm hoping for an endorsement from Nike! [votes: 12]
  • Jack Beckham... [votes: 12]
  • A red card? Bring it on, I'll eat it! [votes: 11]
  • One way to get around not using the hands ..... is to have four feet!!! [votes: 10]
  • My name is Jack...prepare to die! [votes: 10]
  • Am I hitting the ball? I can't tell if I am hitting the ball! [votes: 10]
  • Early days of Spring Training. [votes: 6]
  • Come on, work with me. [votes: 5]

Results from Contest # 312 [March 1, 2009 - 140 entries]


Contest #312 1st place Neither rain, nor sleet , or snow...NOTHING stops a Jack Russell. [votes: 31]  bevansley
2nd place Marco??.........POLO! [votes: 24]  Brian
3rd place Jack Frost. [votes: 23]  kailee
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Jacques Cou-Snow. [votes: 22]
  • That's It!!! We get indoor plumbing!!! [votes: 21]
  • Looks like we took a wrong turn at Albuquerque! [votes: 20]
  • Go to ground? We can't even see the ground! [votes: 19]
  • NOW can we stop and ask for directions?? [votes: 19]
  • I went to school barefoot, trudging through 10 feet of snow. [votes: 8]
  • Anybody having fun yet....? [votes: 8]
  • Ok guys, we found his nuts, now where is that squirrel? [votes: 7]
  • Maybe going for an NHC for Arctic fox wasn't such a good idea. [votes: 7]
  • Mama said there'd be days like this! [votes: 6]
  • This gives go to ground an entirely new meaning. [votes: 6]
  • Uh, can YOU see anything?! [votes: 5]
  • Which way to we go, which way do we go! [votes: 5]

Results from Contest # 311 [February 22, 2009 - 164 entries]


Contest #311 1st place Finally, the pedestal on which I belong. [votes: 42]  Nikki
2nd place Jack on a box. [votes: 24]  suez
3rd place Now I am as big as I think I am... [votes: 18]  Barbara M
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I always knew Jack Russell Terriers were a piece of work. [votes: 17]
  • "David" never looked so good. [votes: 14]
  • They said they'd be back in a few minutes... [votes: 13]
  • Brother, can you spare a bone? [votes: 13]
  • So how long do I have to sit here before I do the weave poles? [votes: 12]
  • Free to good home. [votes: 11]
  • (sigh)...it's lonely at the top... [votes: 10]
  • Here I sit, on a rock, come and kiss me, 'fore I rot. [votes: 10]
  • Jackuesque. [votes: 9]
  • I hate these European road trips! [votes: 7]
  • ...and we will smoke Foxama Bin Laden out of his hole... [votes: 6]
  • Can I get down now? It feels like I've been standing here for 1000 years! [votes: 5]
  • Does anyone know if the bus to Atlantic City comes this way? [votes: 3]
  • So that's what they mean - location location location. [votes: 3]
  • I shouldve asked for directions. [votes: 2]
  • Only if you REALLY knew what I was thinking!! [votes: 2]
  • Is this what the Romans do? Boring! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 310 [February 15, 2009 - 155 entries]


Contest #310 1st place My, you're awful crabby this morning! [votes: 31]  baileysophierose
2nd place Don't give me that sideways look! [votes: 21]  Melissa P
2nd place Mr. Crab, pay no attention to the other Jack behind you with the bowl of warm butter. [votes: 21]  Jen
 
Honorable Mentions
  • You go scare the people, I'll steal the food. Deal? [votes: 17]
  • Back off or I'll take you to the Nationals and they'll make you into crab cakes! [votes: 15]
  • Mom, what is this thing? I don't like it! [votes: 14]
  • Back away slowly... [votes: 14]
  • Ok, I'll let you run the sand but the grass is off limits. [votes: 13]
  • Smell my crab breath? Now get out of here before you're lunch! [votes: 9]
  • Would you like to come over for dinner tonight? [votes: 8]
  • Excuse me, but you look absolutely delicious! [votes: 6]
  • Your birthday is in JULY? ..So is mine! [votes: 6]
  • Wow....Wait till Mom gets a hold of your claws... [votes: 5]
  • Uh, cancel the crab legs! [votes: 4]
  • A JRT version of "Mysterious Island". [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 309 [February 8, 2009 - 133 entries]


Contest #309 1st place Worst. Walk. Ever. [votes: 58]  Mrs. D
2nd place I hate it when she leaves me with strangers. [votes: 18]  Dwest
2nd place This guy is such a drag! [votes: 18]  D
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Why don't they just give him a DOG STATUE? [votes: 17]
  • He ain't heavy, he's my brother. [votes: 15]
  • You tired yet? I can pull like this all day long! [votes: 15]
  • Gee, he's heavy! I'm used to pulling, but he feels like he's made of iron or something. [votes: 11]
  • Jeesh, could this guy be any slower! [votes: 10]
  • Let's see this guy bend down to pick up my mess! [votes: 10]
  • He's sooooo cold and uncaring! [votes: 9]
  • I've been waiting for him to kick it to me for an hour! [votes: 8]
  • If that's the penalty for walking on the grass, then get me out of here! [votes: 6]
  • Man, you feel like lead today. [votes: 5]
  • Oh, I get it - you're a cat person. [votes: 5]
  • Stike a pose. [votes: 4]
  • He gets paid by the hour. [votes: 4]
  • I knew Pele, you're no Pele. [votes: 4]
  • I knew I should have let him stop for coffee first! [votes: 2]
  • I hate these short walks! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 308 [February 1, 2009 - 141 entries]


Contest #308 1st place Hello, Chief!? Maxwell Smart here! [votes: 39]  Bakerman
2nd place Blech! I cant get the taste of kitty litter out of my mouth! [votes: 22]  Jan
3rd place I hate it when she sings in the shower! [votes: 21]  tja
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I'm thinking of a number between 1 & 10. [votes: 20]
  • I could've had a V8!!! [votes: 19]
  • I'm never playing with that Super Glue again. [votes: 16]
  • I see a 20lb cat in your future...makes my mouth water mmmmm. [votes: 14]
  • Jack says "This is going to be my profile picture on facebook now!" [votes: 14]
  • Hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil .... they expect so much out of me! [votes: 11]
  • It takes a lot of concentration to get that middle toe up. [votes: 11]
  • Your card is the ace of hearts. [votes: 9]
  • ...and here is the "hide, mom is coming" sign... [votes: 8]
  • Lay down with dogs, get up with fleas. [votes: 6]
  • No Doc! Not the thermometer! [votes: 6]
  • I'm not testing your dinners anymore! [votes: 5]
  • Me think's it's dinnertime. [votes: 3]
  • no press! no press! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 307 [January 25, 2009 - 164 entries]


Contest #307 1st place Okay, we need 20 sticks, a long hallway, green rug... are you writing this down? [votes: 36]  quiquack
2nd place Weave! Weave! Weave! [votes: 22]  Bernie
3rd place I can SO do that!! Piece of cake!! [votes: 21]  Queenie
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Come on, I need this guy to do well for my Fantasy Agility team! [votes: 20]
  • See, See??? I told you I didn't miss one! [votes: 19]
  • This High Definition makes me look fat! [votes: 19]
  • Go back! You missed a pole! [votes: 14]
  • Two more weaves and he's ours! [votes: 11]
  • Why does everyone think the Border Collie is so fast? [votes: 10]
  • Change the channel, that's not the Superbowl. [votes: 10]
  • No way he beats my time. [votes: 8]
  • I'm next! [votes: 7]
  • It's just about as good as being there, eh?! [votes: 6]
  • It's about time we got instant replay in agility! [votes: 5]
  • Remember the days we used to do that? Our ears haven't been the same since. [votes: 3]
  • Watch and learn my friend... [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 306 [January 18, 2009 - 208 entries]


Contest #306 1st place Every Jack has a little demon in em! [votes: 28]  Jake
2nd place Mirror Mirror on the wall, I've become my mother after all... [votes: 23]  diane
3rd place Nope, none of the neighbor's cat left in my teeth... [votes: 19]  Jim Nixon
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I chewed up a book by Steven King. Now this!! [votes: 16]
  • That look should surprise the UPS guy next time! [votes: 16]
  • "Iím good enough, Iím smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me," Stuart Smalley. [votes: 15]
  • There is only room for 1 of us! [votes: 13]
  • Jack Nicholson. [votes: 11]
  • I'm bringing sexy back! [votes: 10]
  • Redrum! Redrum! [votes: 9]
  • Do you think this will look good on myspace? [votes: 9]
  • Little Orphan Annie Russell [votes: 9]
  • Exorcise me or else! [votes: 9]
  • So this is what the cat sees, no wonder he had a heart attack!! [votes: 8]
  • Linda Blair's dog. [votes: 8]
  • BED HAIR!!!!! [votes: 8]
  • ah....you can't improve on perfection!! [votes: 8]
  • I'm not listening to you anymore!!! [votes: 5]

Results from Contest # 305 [January 11, 2009 - 235 entries]


Contest #305 1st place Mom, I'm bored! [votes: 40]  Antoinette
2nd place So Many Toys so Little Time. [votes: 33]  Gizmo
3rd place Let the de-stuffing begin!!! [votes: 32]  baileysophierose
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I swear, I was just standing here and they fell out of the toy box. [votes: 22]
  • Mine, Mine, Mine! Their all mine! [votes: 17]
  • No. None of these are the right one. [votes: 16]
  • Toy box exploded again. [votes: 14]
  • Do I judge you by the number of shoes you have (or had)??? [votes: 14]
  • Take a picture for insurance inventory - these are priceless to me! [votes: 12]
  • What do you mean, "What did I get for Christmas?" [votes: 10]
  • Hey, I asked for an IPOD, what is this junk? [votes: 9]
  • I asked for a stick for Christmas and I get all this useless stuff and no stick? [votes: 8]
  • Oh sure, you can leave your shoes on the floor, but I have to put MY toys away! [votes: 7]
  • I didn't buy these toys, why should I clean them up? [votes: 7]
  • Everything a girl needs. [votes: 6]
  • Jack packing for overnight stay. [votes: 6]
  • The rest of them are burried outside! [votes: 3]
  • Mom, what's with all the pastels? [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 304 [January 4, 2009 - 162 entries]


Contest #304 1st place You see what I see? Squirrel sammich at two O'Clock. [votes: 33]  Deb Weir
2nd place I told you that cat was not buried deep enough! [votes: 23]  Zackery
3rd place wait for it, wait for it, barking begins in 10 seconds. [votes: 19]  Parker
 
Honorable Mentions
  • How many calories are in a mailman? [votes: 19]
  • What I see every morning when I leave for work and it breaks my heart everytime. [votes: 16]
  • Mom's comin - and she has FOOD!! [votes: 15]
  • I say we can take him. [votes: 14]
  • Did you see that? That kid just took our BALL!!! [votes: 11]
  • Nose prints on the window... More for mom to clean! [votes: 10]
  • Hey! Is that an Omaha Steaks cooler coming up the driveway? [votes: 8]
  • That's not fair - the cat gets to go outside. [votes: 7]
  • Here comes the pizza guy, got any money? [votes: 6]
  • Hey Mom, holidays are over, can I get out and get dirty now? [votes: 5]
  • Just look at that. [votes: 5]
  • Thank goodness we are inside, that thing does not look happy. [votes: 4]
  • Which mud puddle do you want? [votes: 3]
  • Look they're painting the hydrant, remember wet paint. [votes: 3]

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