Jack Russell Terrier Club of America - JRTCA Preserve, Protect and Work the Jack Russell Terrier

Jack Russell Picture Caption Contest Results

The following are the results from our Picture Caption Contests for 2008.

Results from Contest # 303 [December 28, 2008 - 158 entries]


Contest #303 1st place Whadda you mean, 'look out for the edge'? [votes: 33]  Sniggy
2nd place You'll just have to stay there 'til it dries. [votes: 29]  Pat
3rd place There can be only one! [votes: 28]  Clayton
 
Honorable Mentions
  • You are beagle! ...no you're a beagle!! ...no you're a beagle!!! ...no you're a beagle!!!! [votes: 27]
  • Just dont tell mom I showed you this ok? [votes: 23]
  • Jack was shocked by the sudden appearance of his doppelganger. [votes: 14]
  • You Want the Truth? You WANT the Truth?? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! [votes: 14]
  • Oh no. You pee first. [votes: 13]
  • Fine! Act like a baby. See what I care. [votes: 13]
  • I told you not to move. Did you move? [votes: 13]
  • I told you NOT to eat that chili dog food, but NO you wouldn't listen!!! [votes: 9]
  • Who ever blinks first will have stubby legs for life. Go! [votes: 9]
  • To stain or not to stain, that is the question. [votes: 9]
  • Jack began defending his spot for "New Years Rockin' Eve" a week early. [votes: 9]
  • I said, you aren't gonna bite my tail again! [votes: 7]
  • Cat in the house--look alive. [votes: 7]

Results from Contest # 302 [December 21, 2008 - 166 entries]


Contest #302 1st place Just wait and see what I leave you under the tree!! [votes: 33]  Riley
2nd place Jackalope [votes: 29]  Nancy
2nd place But do you recall, the most famous Jack Russell of all? [votes: 29]  ToniK
 
Honorable Mentions
  • After Christmas is over, remind me to bury the antlers DEEPER this time! [votes: 15]
  • Max is pretty sure the Grinch has lost his mind. [votes: 14]
  • Why do I have to do this every year? [votes: 13]
  • You first cut my tail off, and now your not happy with my ears! [votes: 13]
  • It wasn't funny last year either and it won't be in 2009! [votes: 11]
  • Now I know why they called Rudolph names ... [votes: 11]
  • If you think this looks stupid you should see what they put on the cat! [votes: 10]
  • If you think this looks stupid, check out what they put on my tail ... [votes: 8]
  • These are not 'prick' ears, and I resent the implication. [votes: 7]
  • Do I get my presents when this is over? [votes: 6]
  • You do know that payback is hell? [votes: 6]
  • Those elves are really starting to tick me off. [votes: 6]
  • Santa is going to know I'm a fraud, when I try to FLY! [votes: 5]
  • The plan, ambush Santa & we have venison tonight! [votes: 5]
  • Give me the cat, and I'll forget all about the antlers. [votes: 5]
  • Holiday for you, stupid hat tricks for me. [votes: 4]
  • I'm Dreaming of a Cat Christmas. [votes: 3]
  • This is really cramping my style, but Merry Christmas! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 301 [December 14, 2008 - 267 entries]


Contest #301 1st place "Bud" "Weis" "Errrr" [votes: 44]  Sarah
2nd place Bark! The herald angels sing... [votes: 37]  Millstone Farm
3rd place Now give us some feline pudding....Now give us some feline pudding... and give it right now! [votes: 21]  Nikki
 
Honorable Mentions
  • All we want for Christmas is our two front teeth! [votes: 17]
  • The three hairy tenors. [votes: 15]
  • La La La...We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. [votes: 13]
  • Oh, the weather out here is frightful, but feeding time is so delightful. [votes: 13]
  • Peter, Paul, and Hairy. [votes: 13]
  • "...and a partridge in a pear tree". [votes: 12]
  • We are the dogs who say Ni!!! [votes: 10]
  • Aint no hole big enough. Oh No No No. Aint no squirrell fast enough. Oh No No No. [votes: 9]
  • Do Re Me [votes: 9]
  • Waah!! Put us BACK! Put us BACK NOW!!! [votes: 5]
  • Okay, we know you have the best pipes, so stop showing off! [votes: 4]
  • We need one more for the barbershop quartet to work. [votes: 4]
  • There's always one show off in every group. [votes: 4]
  • Moe, Larry and Curly. [votes: 4]
  • This puppy stuff is boring, I can't wait to HUNT! [votes: 3]
  • Sure We may look cute now but... [votes: 3]
  • My Three Sons. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 300 [December 7, 2008 - 191 entries]


Contest #300 1st place You think this is tough you should have seen me drag him out of the hole. [votes: 82]  gizmo
2nd place Mine is missing, so I'm taking yours! [votes: 26]  anon
3rd place A dogs version of pull my finger!! [votes: 24]  Jen
 
Honorable Mentions
  • he followed me home, can I keep him? [votes: 19]
  • Moooveee!! You're in my spot! [votes: 16]
  • give up? or are you thirsty for more? [votes: 15]
  • Jacks last moment. [votes: 14]
  • Wonder how long I can get away with this... [votes: 11]
  • Jack had a strange hold on his German friend... [votes: 10]
  • Tail envy...ehhh. [votes: 9]
  • I'll hold this for you. [votes: 9]
  • Do you want me to walk the dog? [votes: 8]
  • Come with me if you want to live... [votes: 8]
  • Sor-ry, but I'm still teething! [votes: 6]
  • Is this where the conga line starts? [votes: 6]
  • Bravery is... [votes: 5]
  • I'm not sure who's enjoying this more. [votes: 2]
  • Mine? [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 299 [November 30, 2008 - 182 entries]


Contest #299 1st place Cattle Russeller [votes: 48]  Tank Conley
2nd place I promise to eat mor chikin. [votes: 22]  rebecca91
3rd place Got Milk? [votes: 21]  Linda Justus
 
Honorable Mentions
  • hmmm, Black/White, Rough Coat, Mostly white, 35 inch... nope too tall. [votes: 20]
  • I said I wanted milk with my cookies, but this is ridiculous! [votes: 16]
  • Let's see, I'll need a wire cutter and an alibi... [votes: 16]
  • We're busting you out of this place Bes! [votes: 13]
  • Don't be sad. You'll like it here. They let me chew on anything I want. [votes: 13]
  • NO, the password is not MOOO! [votes: 13]
  • I'll be faithful while you serve your time, i promise. [votes: 10]
  • Your name is Mac. Big Mac. [votes: 10]
  • Eat more chicken? Does that mean less cats? [votes: 10]
  • I told you before not all happy cows are from California! [votes: 9]
  • Hey, get out of my crate! [votes: 9]
  • I think you might want to get a height card! [votes: 8]
  • So, when do you become the beef? [votes: 5]
  • Cow: Tell all my family and friends I LOVE THEM! [votes: 5]
  • I'll take fries with that! [votes: 3]
  • Nice Nose Ring [votes: 2]
  • I moo you too. No, I really mean it! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 298 [November 23, 2008 - 148 entries]


Contest #298 1st place Where's the beef?! [votes: 61]  Sarah
2nd place I ate the meat and left the healthy parts for you. No thanks necessary. [votes: 34]  Kat
3rd place Who asked for a BLT - Bacon, Lettuce and Terrier sandwich! [votes: 21]  MP
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I don't like lettuce and tomato. [votes: 20]
  • Jack suddenly felt the heat... [votes: 16]
  • Keep it moving folks. Nothing to see here. [votes: 14]
  • I can't remember how I got up here... [votes: 13]
  • Look into my eyes and repeat after me: My dog don't eat sammiches... [votes: 11]
  • Did you see me take it? [votes: 11]
  • ahhh, I know nothing. [votes: 11]
  • If it's any consolation, they tasted very good. [votes: 11]
  • He did it. I am just guarding the rest. [votes: 8]
  • Did that cat squeal on me AGAIN? [votes: 7]
  • Don't look at me like that. I just wanted it toasted a little. [votes: 6]
  • It was a ground Chuck sandwich, that's Chuck in the photograph. [votes: 3]
  • Cat or parakeet...so many options. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 297 [November 16, 2008 - 148 entries]


Contest #297 1st place A little Jack and a little Wild Turkey. [votes: 60]  lilly
2nd place Stay right there, I'm going to get some cranberry sauce. [votes: 45]  Don
3rd place Forget it! I don't want turkey for Thanksgiving! [votes: 26]  lilly
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I found it, you stuff it. [votes: 21]
  • Jack's first experience with Wild Turkey. [votes: 10]
  • Guess who's coming to dinner? [votes: 9]
  • We'll meet again. Happy Thanksgiving! [votes: 9]
  • Objects in the mirror ARE larger than they appear. [votes: 8]
  • Mom! The turkey's ready!!! [votes: 7]
  • Who's the Turkey now sucker!!! [votes: 7]
  • You are pardoned this year, Mr. Turkey. [votes: 4]
  • Now I know what they mean by "don't shoot the messenger"! [votes: 3]
  • Whatever that is, it sure is noisy! [votes: 3]
  • He better hide if he wants to keep his head!!! [votes: 2]
  • If you see a sharp, shiney hatchet, run. [votes: 2]
  • Never trust one with a tiny head. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 296 [November 8, 2008 - 128 entries]


Contest #296 1st place Run........ she's calling Cesar Millan!!! [votes: 34]  Mollymoo
2nd place Last one home has to kiss the cat! [votes: 33]  Don
3rd place I'll get Dasher, you go after Prancer! I love Christmas time. [votes: 21]  Sunee Lighthall
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I told you it was a yellow jacket nest!! [votes: 20]
  • Run! I heard the word "vet". [votes: 19]
  • Roughs rule and slicks drool. [votes: 18]
  • If we hurry, they won't be able to tell who did it! [votes: 18]
  • Oh man they took off in the car without us again..Hurry up... [votes: 16]
  • Catch Me If You Can. [votes: 10]
  • Not another Sarah Palin interview!!!! [votes: 9]
  • I did not have sex with that dog! [votes: 6]
  • Cramp! [votes: 5]
  • Winner gets the top crate. [votes: 5]
  • She didn't mean a thing to me!!! [votes: 4]
  • CAT, it's what's for dinner. [votes: 4]
  • Race you to dinner! [votes: 4]
  • Let's have a clean race , no bump-drafting please!! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 295 [November 1, 2008 - 151 entries]


Contest #295 1st place Bark-a-lounger. [votes: 44]  oz
2nd place I'll hold him down while you get the bone. [votes: 42]  linda k
3rd place I'm not heavy, I'm his brother. [votes: 19]  dee
 
Honorable Mentions
  • It's not what it looks like! I promise. [votes: 15]
  • We are like peas and carrots. [votes: 13]
  • I'll wait - he'll get tired eventually... [votes: 13]
  • This ride is broken! [votes: 12]
  • I just LOVE these big, overstuffed cushions! [votes: 10]
  • All too soon--a lab and his bone are soon parted. [votes: 10]
  • On top of old Smokey... [votes: 10]
  • Oh, Lord! My pillow just started CHEWING! [votes: 10]
  • Jack on a back. [votes: 9]
  • I don't think he knows I'm here. [votes: 9]
  • Is this the Greyhound to Atlantic City? [votes: 7]
  • Sometimes, you need to farm out these trivial chewing tasks. [votes: 5]
  • The cement is too hot for my toes. [votes: 5]
  • Can someone get this monkey off my back? [votes: 4]
  • Takeoff has been delayed. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 294 [October 26, 2008 - 194 entries]


Contest #294 1st place Step away from my pool. [votes: 52]  oz
2nd place This is NOT my happy face! [votes: 36]  Jan
3rd place This is why you don't feed Gizmo after Midnight!!! [votes: 20]  Erin
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Do I look happy to you? [votes: 20]
  • See, Mom, I brushed. [votes: 19]
  • Dirty mouth. Clean it up... [votes: 16]
  • Go ahead, make me bathe. [votes: 15]
  • I have an idea... YOU take a bath! [votes: 13]
  • This is what you get when you cross an alligator with a Jack. [votes: 13]
  • I use Crest whitestrips after every go to ground, shouldn't you? [votes: 7]
  • Dogcartes: "I think I am clean; therefore, I am." [votes: 7]
  • Just remember ... revenge is best served cold... [votes: 6]
  • You wanted a short haired Jack, well guess what! [votes: 6]
  • Gawd, this water's cold! [votes: 5]
  • So tell be again how a swim is different from a bath. [votes: 5]
  • Calgon, take me away? I thought she said CATGON! [votes: 3]
  • Hey, baby, come on in, the water's fine. [votes: 3]
  • That's one bad hat Harry! [votes: 3]
  • No touchy!!!! [votes: 2]
  • I hate the paparazzi! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 293 [October 19, 2008 - 163 entries]


Contest #293 1st place Whoever blinks first has to kiss the cat. [votes: 45]  Jo
2nd place Look me in the eyes and tell me you didn't do it. [votes: 32]  Vickie
3rd place Mom, I had a bad dream. Can I sleep with you? [votes: 20]  Carol
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Mom, I don't think you have to watch me this closely!!! [votes: 17]
  • Couch is off limits. Not going to tell you twice. [votes: 14]
  • That's right! I said there was a new dog in town! [votes: 13]
  • Mini-Me...You complete me! [votes: 12]
  • Can you see me now? [votes: 12]
  • You do look more like your mother's side of the family. [votes: 11]
  • Be afraid! Very afraid!!! [votes: 11]
  • Say hello to my little friend. [votes: 9]
  • Always look your opponent directly in the eyes. [votes: 7]
  • Will I be big like you someday? [votes: 7]
  • Please, Mom, may I stay up a little bit longer? [votes: 7]
  • I'm King of the Couch! [votes: 6]
  • Honey, I shrunk the dog! [votes: 4]
  • One look is all it takes. [votes: 4]
  • David and Goliath. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 292 [October 12, 2008 - 187 entries]


Contest #292 1st place A true friend will take a time out with you. [votes: 36]  jkrslkay
2nd place Get used to it kid. I have a feeling we're going to be here a lot. [votes: 33]  Sunee Lighthall
3rd place I chewed on the rug, what did you do? [votes: 26]  marcus
 
Honorable Mentions
  • That' all for today. Tomorrow we'll learn how to drag our butts across the carpet. [votes: 21]
  • Partners in crime. [votes: 20]
  • How long are you in for? [votes: 14]
  • Thanks for stick'n up for me Buddy, but now we both are in time out. [votes: 11]
  • The kid gets his pants back when I get my dinner. [votes: 9]
  • Ok.... it's time we have a little chat, you don't pull my tail anymore and I won't bite yours! [votes: 9]
  • A boy and his Jack are seldom parted. [votes: 9]
  • We were bad. Very, very bad. [votes: 9]
  • I understand - I wouldn't want to wear pants, either... [votes: 9]
  • One of us is house trained. [votes: 3]
  • If neither of us talks they'll never figure out who was to blame! [votes: 3]
  • I'll be your alibi if you'll be mine! [votes: 1]
  • Can you "spare a square?" [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 291 [October 5, 2008 - 147 entries]


Contest #291 1st place The way I figure it we have a half hour to learn how to climb this tree before he gets here. [votes: 38]  Jeff
2nd place I know I'm a hunter, BUT THAT THING HAS ARMOR! [votes: 30]  Gabe
3rd place What a nightmare, a turtle with a monkey on it's back and a white foo foo dog helping me tree a cat. [votes: 25]  PLH
 
Honorable Mentions
  • You're right ...Were barking up the wrong tree! [votes: 19]
  • Can he see me now? [votes: 17]
  • Wait! I think I found the elves making cookies! [votes: 14]
  • Don't look now but there is a walking boulder !!! [votes: 13]
  • I think I have hare in my mouth. [votes: 13]
  • Hang in there, Jack, help is coming...eventually. [votes: 12]
  • Well, there goes our lunch, but here comes our dinner! [votes: 9]
  • Monster coming, quick, climb up this tree. [votes: 7]
  • Jack, forget the coconuts. Don't worry Scottie, the security is slow to respond. [votes: 6]
  • Turtle - it's what's for supper! [votes: 6]
  • Pssst, rumor has it that the new guy over there failed go to ground, pass it on. [votes: 5]
  • Look, their center fielder is kinda slow, so hit it to him! [votes: 3]
  • Yea! She is going to California! She left two days ago. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 290 [September 28, 2008 - 213 entries]


Contest #290 1st place My Halloween Costume is almost finished! ...Think Chocolate Lab. [votes: 49]  Jenny
2nd place Does this mean that I'm not allowed in the house? [votes: 31]  Pat
3rd place But Im still 51% WHITE! [votes: 26]  Marcus
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Mud??? What mud??? I don't see any mud. [votes: 26]
  • I patrolled the perimeter . . . and there was a small puddle . . . [votes: 20]
  • Jack was amazed to hear the "bath" word again. [votes: 18]
  • If you think this looks bad, you ought to see what the cat looks like! [votes: 15]
  • Jack Splat [votes: 13]
  • You want a piece of me? [votes: 12]
  • Mud Puppy [votes: 9]
  • I read it in Cosmo.... It's great for the pores! [votes: 8]
  • Did I miss a spot? [votes: 7]
  • Gosh, that was fun! [votes: 6]
  • Are you sure there's a groundhog down there? [votes: 6]
  • Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? [votes: 4]
  • Be afraid. Be very afraid. [votes: 4]
  • I get my facials for free! Beat that! [votes: 3]
  • Who needs a pricey spa? I can get a mud treatment in my own backyard! [votes: 3]
  • I found the mud! [votes: 3]
  • Jack just thought he was going to dig his way out... [votes: 2]
  • The good life. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 289 [September 21, 2008 - 154 entries]


Contest #289 1st place You threw the stick out there, now YOU go get it! [votes: 40]  Don
2nd place HI. My name's Jack. I like to take long walks on the beach. Call me! [votes: 22]  Erin
3rd place But Mom, all of the other dogs are just wearing collars! [votes: 19]  sam's dad
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Do I look like a retriever to you??? [votes: 17]
  • Quit calling me Wilson! [votes: 16]
  • Don't blame me for that puddle! [votes: 15]
  • Has it been long enough since lunch? [votes: 15]
  • The JRT Swimsuit Edition. [votes: 14]
  • Who took my Corona? [votes: 14]
  • I'm too sexy for this beach... too sexy... [votes: 8]
  • So is this where did you say I could potty? Could you please be more Pacific. [votes: 8]
  • Sand, wind, surf and no cat---priceless. [votes: 6]
  • I'm not going in-I keep hearing that music from Jaws. [votes: 6]
  • Poor guy, I thought everyone knew how to dog paddle! [votes: 5]
  • This breeze is really giving me beach hair. [votes: 3]
  • I got to go on vaction and you didn't... [votes: 3]
  • "That's some bad hat, Harry", Hey cmon, that's from Jaws. [votes: 3]
  • No more autographs, thanks! I'm on location for "Lost" season 6! [votes: 3]
  • Should I go get the person that was walking me? [votes: 2]
  • Put me in coach! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 288 [September 14, 2008 - 171 entries]


Contest #288 1st place Can You Hear Me Now? [votes: 30]  T
2nd place They de-clawed the cat. Pass it on. [votes: 27]  Dave W
2nd place Muddy paws on the couch in 10 minutes - pass it on. [votes: 27]  Deb Weir
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Did you hear who's in heat THIS week? [votes: 20]
  • You are not supposed to wear white after Labor Day. [votes: 19]
  • Jack and Jill secretly went over their plan to take over the park. [votes: 15]
  • And this one time.....at Band Camp... [votes: 14]
  • Wanna go make some puppies? [votes: 11]
  • Jack Whisper. [votes: 11]
  • Hey Jack, wanna go up the hill? [votes: 10]
  • I told you she had fleas. [votes: 9]
  • Wow - I see daylight!! [votes: 8]
  • You did what to that awful costume they put you in last week? [votes: 8]
  • Puppy secrets. [votes: 8]
  • Jackie happily shared the neighborhood gossip. [votes: 6]
  • Don't let this pink collar fool you, I'm bucking for a Section 8. [votes: 4]
  • Pssst, I heard Sly missed the Nationals for a foxhunting trip. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 287 [September 7, 2008 - 171 entries]


Contest #287 1st place If my owner only had a brain! [votes: 37]  Donna5Jacks
2nd place I'll get you and your little dog too! [votes: 35]  Donna5Jacks
3rd place I'mmmmmm melting! [votes: 26]  Jen
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Last Week It Was The Grapefruit, Now This. [votes: 19]
  • Oh no, The sorting hat put me in Slytherin! [votes: 16]
  • "Hairy" Potter. [votes: 16]
  • Just waiting on the Lion and the TinMan. [votes: 10]
  • I told you - I wore this LAST year! [votes: 10]
  • Yappy Halloween!!! [votes: 10]
  • Hello my PRETTY! [votes: 9]
  • Enough with the trick or treating. It's nap time. [votes: 9]
  • The Scream. [votes: 7]
  • WHY can't I be myself for Hallowe'en? [votes: 5]
  • You think I look funny? Look in the mirror! [votes: 4]
  • I've got a little frog in my throat. [votes: 3]
  • Now where did I put that broom? [votes: 2]
  • Am I ready for Halloween or what!?!?!!! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 286 [August 31, 2008 - 113 entries]


Contest #286 1st place She thinks this is funny.........wait til she sees what I left in her bed! [votes: 39]  Mary G
2nd place This is why dogs bite! [votes: 37]  DextersMom
3rd place Coach said I can't play without a helmet! [votes: 24]  DextersMom
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Jack...The Next Fruit of the Loom guy! [votes: 22]
  • Can I please move to your house? Please! [votes: 21]
  • Blondes have more fun! [votes: 14]
  • Orange you glad you're not me! [votes: 13]
  • Wasting away again in Margaritaville. [votes: 13]
  • Put Me in coach. [votes: 11]
  • Somebody send this kid to Camp!!! [votes: 10]
  • Yes, I am being held against my will. Please help. [votes: 10]
  • Are you ready for some football? [votes: 9]
  • You hate me, don't you? [votes: 9]
  • Must be football season again. [votes: 8]
  • Jackie was not sure about being crowned Miss Grapefruit. [votes: 8]
  • Jack and Lime!! [votes: 7]
  • Jack can't wait for grapefruit season to end! [votes: 6]
  • I look a right melon. [votes: 4]
  • My prick ears really weren't that bad. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 285 [August 24, 2008 - 113 entries]


Contest #285 1st place I peed on his leg, and he's STILL smiling! [votes: 48]  DextersMom
2nd place The rock may say "welcome", but you gotta get through me first! [votes: 36]  Dawn S.
3rd place Is it still starring at me?? Make him stop! [votes: 19]  Kim
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Go ahead, laugh at the gnome ... I triple dog dare ya. [votes: 16]
  • My travelocity agent will help plan your National trip. [votes: 16]
  • Gnome Alone. [votes: 16]
  • None Shall Pass! [votes: 14]
  • Ever get the feeling somebody is staring at you? [votes: 12]
  • To "Gno-me" is to love me! [votes: 11]
  • Stay back or the silly gnome gets it! [votes: 9]
  • The sign says welcome but Jack thought otherwise. [votes: 8]
  • Welcome to my HOME, not my GNOME! [votes: 7]
  • Gnomebody's home... [votes: 7]
  • Just a few more things to practice lifting my leg on. [votes: 6]
  • Strike a Pose... [votes: 6]
  • If I stand real still maybe he will go away. [votes: 6]
  • Jack had a bad hobbit of barking at the mailman. [votes: 5]
  • I'm not moving until he moves. [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 284 [August 17, 2008 - 114 entries]


Contest #284 1st place I'm siiiiiiiiiiiiinging in the rain. [votes: 52]  Deb Weir
2nd place ....things would be much easier if they just gave me a water bowl!! [votes: 29]  JJ
3rd place MustKillTheWater MustKillTheWater MustKillTheWater [votes: 26]  Pete M
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Jack the Dripper. [votes: 20]
  • I know, I know she's going to yell, but I'm enjoying this sooooo much!!! [votes: 13]
  • Dirty mouth? [votes: 13]
  • Water only seemed to anger the beast! [votes: 10]
  • Jack's idea of dental hygiene. [votes: 9]
  • This is pure Heaven - don't even bother me!!!! [votes: 8]
  • Hope they won't smell Cat on my breath! [votes: 8]
  • Every time i sing, i get a shower. [votes: 4]
  • It's not MY fault - you put it here!! [votes: 4]
  • AWW MAN, MY HAIR! [votes: 4]
  • Getting a drink around here can be exhausting! [votes: 3]
  • What a beautiful fountain. [votes: 3]
  • A TRUE sprinkler head. [votes: 2]
  • Surely there is a better way to get a drink around here! [votes: 2]
  • Sprinkle me! Sprinkle me more! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 283 [August 10, 2008 - 228 entries]


Contest #283 1st place Mom make him stop looking at me. [votes: 26]  julie t
2nd place You poop where? [votes: 24]  Jeremy Bazzle
3rd place Oh no you didn't just blame that on me. [votes: 23]  Curt
 
Honorable Mentions
  • How do you know the kid didn't pee on the floor? [votes: 21]
  • Pick me! Pick me! [votes: 21]
  • What are you in for? [votes: 19]
  • He's my brother from another mother...and father...and species. [votes: 18]
  • On the next Springer...Twins switched at birth. [votes: 10]
  • how are you going to explain this one to Daddy!? [votes: 10]
  • Wait 'til they're not looking and I'll show you how to escape. [votes: 7]
  • What's HE looking at?! [votes: 7]
  • Oh No !!! It's Jo Jo the Dog Faced Boy!!!! [votes: 7]
  • Hey, He's Got Better Toys Than I Do!! [votes: 6]
  • Do you smell something? [votes: 6]
  • No one puts baby in the corner! [votes: 5]
  • Excuse me but I booked a single! [votes: 5]
  • Oh no! It looks like I'll be moving to the dog crate! [votes: 3]
  • Work it Jack work it. They always go for the sad eyes! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 282 [August 3, 2008 - 157 entries]


Contest #282 1st place The smell of victory, the agony of da feet. [votes: 32]  Ziggydog
2nd place And you think my BREATH smells bad???!! [votes: 24]  Erin
3rd place Jack the sniffer. [votes: 23]  rob
 
Honorable Mentions
  • This Dude's DEFINITELY Not Gellin!!! [votes: 22]
  • Doctor, the patient is ready for surgery now. [votes: 22]
  • Next best thing to being near my owner. [votes: 18]
  • Ah! I love the smell of Nikes in the morning! [votes: 17]
  • They won't let me chew them, but they can't stop me from smelling them! [votes: 15]
  • It's tough being a TSA screener! [votes: 13]
  • If I can't go for a walk, at least I can reminisce. [votes: 12]
  • I'll sure miss'em when they're gone! [votes: 8]
  • Let's face it..... dogs like ''stinky." [votes: 7]
  • It's a knock out! [votes: 7]
  • If the shoe fits, smell it. [votes: 7]
  • Breathe right nose strips, for Dogs. [votes: 6]
  • It beats the Dutch Oven. [votes: 6]
  • Smells better than my kennel. [votes: 2]
  • Good place for a stick up. [votes: 2]
  • Smells like bacon. [votes: 2]
  • If I close my eyes...maybe the smell will go away. [votes: 2]
  • Down and Dirty. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 281 [July 27, 2008 - 157 entries]


Contest #281 1st place We won! We won! We won!!! [votes: 36]  Cristi Hill
2nd place The Terrier Tango [votes: 35]  karen
3rd place Ding dong the cat is dead! Cat-o, cat, the cat is dead! [votes: 29]  Dixie's Mom.
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Try Puppylove.com.... it worked for us... it will work for you! [votes: 23]
  • Lift me up higher, I can almost reach the cat. [votes: 22]
  • I've got you babe! [votes: 19]
  • Shall we dance? [votes: 14]
  • Oh, Jack! Who knew you could hunt AND dance? You're amazing! [votes: 13]
  • It's going to start raining bones any minute now Son, I promise! [votes: 13]
  • I'll lead, no I'll lead, noooo I'll lead, noooooooo I'll lead. [votes: 12]
  • Dirt Dancing II [votes: 10]
  • Beam us up Scottie! [votes: 10]
  • I'll lead; watch your paws!! [votes: 8]
  • The bride and groom dance was a howling success... [votes: 8]
  • You have squirrel stuck in your teeth. [votes: 7]
  • YOU HAD ME AT ARF! [votes: 7]
  • Does my breath smell minty fresh? [votes: 4]
  • The trick is to never look down. [votes: 4]
  • Jack and Jill went up the hill .... it was a while before they came back! [votes: 2]
  • We come in peace! [votes: 2]
  • Hey buddy, can you give me a lift? [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 280 [July 20, 2008 - 215 entries]


Contest #280 1st place SHAAARRRRKKKK!!!! [votes: 49]  Sassy's Mom
2nd place Wilson! [votes: 24]  Misty
3rd place I don't know what it is, but I know I don't like it! [votes: 19]  Gail S.
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Put It Back ! It scares me ! Put it Back !!! [votes: 17]
  • Poor Jack's mouth was never the same after his last fetch. [votes: 16]
  • You get the stick. [votes: 12]
  • I will not fetch the stick. [votes: 12]
  • What does this have to do with Agility? [votes: 11]
  • NO! Find your own way back to shore! [votes: 11]
  • No! I am not going out on a limb for you again! [votes: 11]
  • It was a little pitchy dawg, But you're going to Hollywood! [votes: 11]
  • Don't come any closer - I'll jump. [votes: 10]
  • Although JRTs are considered a working breed, dogs were never intended to be used as fog horns. [votes: 8]
  • Jaws Redux. [votes: 7]
  • I want to speak with my agent!!! [votes: 7]
  • Jack hates playing Titanic and so makes Rose be in the water this time. [votes: 4]
  • Look out, there's a shark behind you! [votes: 4]
  • I will not wear fins, I won't, I won't. [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 279 [July 13, 2008 - 215 entries]


Contest #279 1st place It seemed like a good idea at the time... [votes: 40]  Kilo's Mom
2nd place I told you I'm not going to the Vet. [votes: 34]  maggie
3rd place A DOGwood tree. [votes: 33]  Pat
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I know the stick landed in here. I just don't know which one it is... [votes: 27]
  • How embarrassing, I just been treed by a squirrel. [votes: 25]
  • "Be the squirrel!" "Be the squirrel!" Now what? [votes: 23]
  • Jack suddenly found himself out on a limb. [votes: 21]
  • Here, kitty kitty kitty! [votes: 20]
  • The cat made this look easy. [votes: 20]
  • So much for that Invisible Fence idea! [votes: 14]
  • Jack was barking up the wrong tree. [votes: 12]
  • I got in, all right. Now how do I get out? [votes: 8]
  • Location, location, location. [votes: 7]
  • Anyone lose a cat? He's on the next limb. [votes: 6]
  • Be the tree... Be the tree... [votes: 6]
  • OK so call the fire department already. [votes: 6]
  • Oh! What tangled Web we weave... [votes: 5]
  • Look Ma I'm campin!!! [votes: 3]
  • And I thought my kennel was bad... [votes: 3]
  • I'm just trying to get a bird's eye view. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 278 [July 6, 2008 - 186 entries]


Contest #278 1st place Jumping Jack Splash. [votes: 55]  Mikey
2nd place This counts as a bath!! [votes: 42]  Gemma Welles
3rd place Jack be Nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over the waterstick! [votes: 30]  Pat Profit
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Jack seriously underestimated the sprinkler's power! [votes: 20]
  • Jack's version of a bidet! [votes: 17]
  • Could you turn down the pressure just a little!! [votes: 17]
  • Wow - this is great - now could someone please get me down?? [votes: 17]
  • The joys of summer. [votes: 13]
  • Yippee, Skippy - I'm all drippy!!! [votes: 13]
  • This is so much cooler than jump rope! [votes: 12]
  • Curiously refreshing. [votes: 11]
  • Ya gotta have balls to do this. [votes: 10]
  • Jack has his first lesson on shrinkage. [votes: 9]
  • Jack springs eternal. [votes: 6]
  • First date tonight. [votes: 5]
  • Up, up and away! [votes: 4]
  • NO FAIR! NO FAIR! I got water in my eye! [votes: 3]
  • It's not the heat, it's the humidity! [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 277 [June 29, 2008 - 188 entries]


Contest #277 1st place I hope she doesn't dress the cats up like an Indian and a construction worker. [votes: 56]  N
2nd place I just know I'm going to end up on "What Not to Wear"! [votes: 24]  connie
3rd place Dear Lord, please don't let the cat see me dressed this way. [votes: 21]  jkrslkay
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I can't even look at this outfit they put on me. [votes: 15]
  • I hate when mom picks out my outfits! [votes: 15]
  • Dude....Let me rest. I've been on the road all day. [votes: 15]
  • I wish my human would get a life! [votes: 14]
  • Dad's riding a Kawasaki! I can't bear to look! [votes: 13]
  • I know nothing...Nothing! [votes: 12]
  • B-B-BAD TO BONE!! [votes: 11]
  • Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cap is mine to keep! [votes: 9]
  • Nap Time After A Long Day On The Hog! [votes: 8]
  • I swear, Dad, the light was GREEN!!! [votes: 7]
  • Bright light! Bright light! [votes: 7]
  • I spun the Wheel of Fortune of Life and it came up Poodle owner. [votes: 7]
  • Once again, Jack regrets getting dressed in the dark. [votes: 6]
  • Jack was mortified that his owners didn't match his sweater and hat. [votes: 6]
  • Oh no I got a bug in my eye! [votes: 5]
  • Please take away that mirror. [votes: 5]

Results from Contest # 276 [June 22, 2008 - 188 entries]


Contest #276 1st place Ahh..now this is a mistake they won't make twice. [votes: 29]  Tom
2nd place You bake 'em; I take 'em. [votes: 24]  christi
3rd place Got milk? [votes: 22]  Rocky rules
 
Honorable Mentions
  • "Momma's little baby loves short'nin, short'nin". [votes: 21]
  • Jack figured that rearranging the cookies would make it less obvious that he took some. [votes: 19]
  • So many biscuits, so little time. [votes: 15]
  • ...and the Gingerbread Man was never heard from again...The End. [votes: 12]
  • Betcha Can't Eat Just One! [votes: 10]
  • Oooh...so many choices! [votes: 9]
  • Jack be nimble..Jack be quick... [votes: 8]
  • Jack knew that he just wouldn't be walking out of the kitchen. [votes: 8]
  • Keep moving, nothing to see here. [votes: 8]
  • Look into my eyes... Deep into my eyes...These cookies are all mine. [votes: 7]
  • FEAR ME!!! I am the cookie monster! [votes: 7]
  • A moment on the lips...hehehe...like it would even be there that long! [votes: 6]
  • What? No croissants?? [votes: 6]
  • Me want cookie! [votes: 6]
  • The baker's little helper. [votes: 5]
  • Jack be nimble, Jack be quick. Jack almost stole a breadstick. [votes: 5]
  • One jump and they are mine. [votes: 4]
  • Only if my mother liked taller men then i wouldnt have this problem..Grrr. [votes: 3]
  • Chef Jack feels the need to sample. [votes: 2]
  • My eyes adored you... [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 275 [June 15, 2008 - 182 entries]


Contest #275 1st place One look at Jack's face, and Jill knew she'd have to drain the pool. [votes: 43]  Bernie
2nd place Chase the cat, dig in the garden, lounge in the pool...Perfect day! [votes: 33]  Pam
3rd place Pee in the pool and the kids will get out everytime! [votes: 32]  Kat
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I'm white again, Can I get out now? [votes: 31]
  • Dog Days of Summer. [votes: 30]
  • I'm so sexy in my pool. [votes: 22]
  • If that squirrel falls in here....he's history!! [votes: 20]
  • Look Mom, I'm a water fountain. [votes: 14]
  • Hot Foot! Hot Foot! Aaaaaaaaah! [votes: 14]
  • AAAHHH....(hopefully the water won't turn purple). [votes: 13]
  • Jack pees in the pool again. [votes: 11]
  • If I drown, will Pamela Anderson save me? [votes: 11]
  • The pause that refreshes... [votes: 10]
  • No one could stop Jack from being happy... [votes: 8]
  • Hot Dog! [votes: 8]
  • Playing it cool. [votes: 7]
  • Life guard at work.....suntan lotion Please! [votes: 7]

Results from Contest # 274 [June 8, 2008 - 156 entries]


Contest #274 1st place A pair of JACKasses. [votes: 117]  DextersMom
2nd place We got the ball; now how do we get OUT? [votes: 22]  DextersMom
3rd place Bottoms up. [votes: 20]  Ginger
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Craigslist: Two used Jack bottoms; still workable only missing top portion. [votes: 18]
  • Bobbing for rats. [votes: 17]
  • Hurry! Get the ball before the Janitor comes back! [votes: 14]
  • Heads or Tails.....TAILS! [votes: 9]
  • I think the new water bowl is a little too tall. [votes: 9]
  • Honey, can we ask for directions now? [votes: 9]
  • The true meaning of "bucket seats". [votes: 7]
  • Cute, but not very absorbent. [votes: 7]
  • Dive - - Dive! [votes: 7]
  • Jack's just never get the idea that they are terrible at 'hide and seek!' [votes: 6]
  • Was this your idea? I'm sure it wasn't mine! [votes: 5]
  • Why do we do this? Because it's there! [votes: 5]
  • A bucket of fun! [votes: 5]
  • Another ruff night for the Jacks on South Beach! [votes: 4]
  • Think this is bad? wait till she rings us out! [votes: 4]
  • This end up. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 273 [June 1, 2008 - 144 entries]


Contest #273 1st place Game...Set...Match...SQUIRREL! [votes: 29]  Kilo's Mom
2nd place Advantage, Mr. Russell. [votes: 28]  Steve T
3rd place I don't know what it is, but I'm gonna catch it! [votes: 17]  Ken
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Yeah...you better run! [votes: 13]
  • This is gonna be game, set, match real quick. [votes: 12]
  • Only stuffed animals were harmed during the taking of these photos. [votes: 11]
  • Lure 1, Jack, Love. [votes: 10]
  • That's IN! [votes: 9]
  • No! I'M the ball guy! [votes: 9]
  • Stuffed animal... It's what's for Dinner! [votes: 8]
  • This is ridiculous, but I'll do anything for a snack! [votes: 7]
  • Well.......this is one way to stop me from stealing your tennis ball. [votes: 7]
  • Advantage...Jack! [votes: 6]
  • Training for Wimbeldon. [votes: 5]
  • I hate playing doubles with him, I have to do everything !! [votes: 3]
  • Jack took the rabbit chase seriously. [votes: 3]
  • Serve and folly. [votes: 2]
  • My serve!!! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 272 [May 18, 2008 - 182 entries]


Contest #272 1st place Must...lose...weight...before...next...trials!!!! [votes: 68]  Roxanne
2nd place I GOT IT! I GOT IT! I GOT IT!..........HELP, IT'S GOT ME!! [votes: 35]  Amy Chulin
3rd place He never did get the concept of Hide and Seek. [votes: 31]  beadyeyedbrat
 
Honorable Mentions
  • It's that sudden stop at the end... [votes: 27]
  • Hay Jack. [votes: 21]
  • I don't recall these finish lines being this tight. [votes: 21]
  • I'll find that needle!! [votes: 19]
  • Be very very quiet I'm hunting rabbits!! [votes: 19]
  • Ouch, I think I found the needle. [votes: 17]
  • Here kitty, kitty! [votes: 14]
  • I smell a RAT! [votes: 14]
  • A little help over here! [votes: 12]
  • A bale and a tail. [votes: 11]
  • Darn, that cat must've baled! [votes: 11]
  • This looked bigger from far away. [votes: 10]
  • Hay ... is this a caption contest or a straw poll? [votes: 8]
  • Finally some peace and quiet! [votes: 7]
  • I hate these low budget safer barriers when I'm racing. [votes: 7]
  • If I can't see the cat, he can't see me....right? [votes: 6]
  • Jack is running a "little behind" today. [votes: 6]
  • Hay Fever! [votes: 5]

Results from Contest # 271 [May 11, 2008 - 129 entries]


Contest #271 1st place You lied on your profile, you know that? [votes: 37]  Mandy
2nd place Dude! Lay off the Scooby snacks! [votes: 33]  Ken
3rd place Hey, how did I get in there with you??? [votes: 22]  Sassy's Mom
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Hey chubby, have you seen my tennis ball? [votes: 17]
  • Hey, that good looking guy next to you looks just like me! [votes: 17]
  • Your brother really should find out what he is allergic to. [votes: 17]
  • Can we keep him, Mommy, Please! [votes: 16]
  • I'm not sure if he meets breed standards... [votes: 16]
  • My goodness! I've got to start my diet....tomorrow. [votes: 14]
  • I'll give it my seal of approval. [votes: 12]
  • Does this glass make me look fat? [votes: 12]
  • Cool! I have an owner who looks just like you! [votes: 11]
  • Are you looking at me? [votes: 7]
  • Momma? [votes: 6]
  • Your lips are moving, but I can't hear anything you're saying! [votes: 5]
  • Mini Me...you complete me. [votes: 4]
  • I've called this meeting of JRTCA Lodge #K-9 to discuss the alarming increase of cats in our area. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 270 [May 4, 2008 - 123 entries]


Contest #270 1st place Little did Jack know that he would be starting the party with a bang!! [votes: 25]  Jeff
2nd place If you let go, it's mine!! [votes: 19]  Myra Q
3rd place Thats the last time I go drinking with an Irish Setter. [votes: 43]  Gail
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Oh, this isn't gonna end well. [votes: 18]
  • Can somebody PLEASE tie this thing off? [votes: 17]
  • I have a weird feeling that I shouldn't bite this. [votes: 15]
  • Why's everyone watching and giggling? [votes: 13]
  • Hey kid, I'll trade this balloon for that cat your holding. [votes: 12]
  • Now my voice is sqeaky. How did that happen... [votes: 10]
  • If this thing has helium then maybe I can sound like a puppy again! [votes: 10]
  • What's the harm in a little nibble? [votes: 8]
  • Testing for cat breath. [votes: 8]
  • Jack would never forget his first experience with a balloon... [votes: 8]
  • Just...one..more....puff! My creation will be perfect! [votes: 7]
  • I'm so out of breath right now. [votes: 7]
  • Are you sure I can make a balloon dog out of this? [votes: 6]
  • Want to see what I can do with this? [votes: 2]
  • I'm worried, this thing could go off any minute! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 269 [April 27, 2008 - 313 entries]


Contest #269 1st place JACK POT [votes: 50]  Lori
2nd place Mom's gonna be mad if I don't get the cat back. [votes: 46]  swtmdmboo
3rd place Thats the last time I go drinking with an Irish Setter. [votes: 43]  Jeff
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Please, no "Hair of the Dog" jokes right now. [votes: 19]
  • Ruff night!! [votes: 16]
  • I wonder where this hole goes? [votes: 16]
  • Hey, this water bowl refills itself. [votes: 15]
  • Is this really the tunnel they want me run through? [votes: 14]
  • I hate this new water bowl, way too high!! [votes: 12]
  • I'll never try to out drink the St. Bernard again!! [votes: 12]
  • Jumping Jack....FLUSH! [votes: 11]
  • Man, I gotta wash the cat out of my mouth! [votes: 11]
  • Ahhh, here's your problem ma'am, you have a jack stuck in the toilet. [votes: 10]
  • Did that cat have an expiration date? [votes: 9]
  • Mr. Hanky? Come outta there. [votes: 7]
  • Little help here, please. [votes: 7]
  • Does this taste funny to you? [votes: 5]
  • Tidy bowl cleaner. [votes: 3]
  • That's going to leave a mark. [votes: 2]
  • Hey, everybody out of the pool! [votes: 2]
  • You can lead me to the toilet, but you can't make me drink. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 268 [April 20, 2008 - 137 entries]


Contest #268 1st place This is not what I thought you meant when you said "wanna go play in the park". [votes: 62]  Vic
2nd place Fiddler and a Rough. [votes: 45]  Divot
3rd place Jack loved his classical rock! [votes: 33]  paul sharrard
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Now I know why they call it catgut. [votes: 23]
  • ...Romancing the stone!!! [votes: 16]
  • Good thing I'm tone deaf! [votes: 12]
  • I'm too sexy for this rock... too sexy... [votes: 11]
  • That thing makes terrible noise - I fight the urge to bury it! [votes: 11]
  • I really don't think this is how we should pick up chicks! [votes: 11]
  • She's just learning how to play. I'm the only one that would listen to her. [votes: 11]
  • Please don't tell me this is as good as it gets... [votes: 9]
  • Silent suffering Jack. [votes: 8]
  • No, they are not following us. Keep playing! [votes: 8]
  • I'd rather watch Animal Planet. [votes: 7]
  • All by myself.... don't want to be... [votes: 7]
  • The call of the wild. [votes: 5]
  • When is the rest of the band getting here? [votes: 4]
  • And I payed for these lessons!! [votes: 3]
  • I wish I knew how to sing. [votes: 3]
  • Have back ground music......will travel. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 267 [April 13, 2008 - 175 entries]


Contest #267 1st place Say hello to my little fang. [votes: 27]  Charlotte
2nd place Here's Jackie! [votes: 26]  tja
3rd place Do I still have a piece of cat stuck to my teeth? [votes: 22]  tja
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Whassssaaaapppppp?! [votes: 20]
  • How do you think the Whitestrips worked? [votes: 17]
  • Snarls Barkley. [votes: 16]
  • What part of NO did you not understand? [votes: 15]
  • I am Puppy! FEAR ME! [votes: 14]
  • Wait til my teeth grow in. Soon you'll be sorry. [votes: 13]
  • Dentist ! I don't need no stinkin' dentist! [votes: 13]
  • Mirror mirror on the wall. Who is the fairest fair of all? [votes: 6]
  • don't grampa's teeth look good on me? [votes: 6]
  • How do you like me now? [votes: 6]
  • I'm practicing looking FIERCE for America's Next Top Jack Model. [votes: 6]
  • I'm still teething, as you can see! [votes: 4]
  • I can't get the hamster outta my teeth! [votes: 4]
  • I'm not scary... this is my smile :) [votes: 2]
  • Does this look like a cavity? [votes: 2]
  • Heidi finally unleashes the fury. [votes: 2]
  • Okay, I'll bite... [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 266 [April 6, 2008 - 111 entries]


Contest #266 1st place Do I look like a retriever to you?!? [votes: 53]  Carol
2nd place Hey look I found a...thing. Can I eat it?! [votes: 30]  Walker S
3rd place These agility trial tubes get smaller every year! [votes: 23]  Roxanne
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Sorry! I dropped your coffee. [votes: 17]
  • Tail up... Tilt head... Modeling is SO easy! [votes: 16]
  • Jack "Outstanding In His Field" [votes: 15]
  • If that kid throws this again, I'm burying it. [votes: 14]
  • I didn't take it, it was just here. [votes: 14]
  • Now what am I supposed to do with this!?! [votes: 13]
  • SWF, seeking SWM, likes long walks in the park, chasing cats, and bouncing off furniture. [votes: 11]
  • Don't look at me in that tone of voice. [votes: 10]
  • Caffeinated Jack! [votes: 8]
  • He's nuts if he thinks I'm bringing this water bottle back! [votes: 7]
  • Pick it up.. Jacks are green, too! [votes: 7]
  • I drink your milkshake! [votes: 7]
  • One bark...and the paperboy threw the Sunday edition clear out here! [votes: 5]
  • And this is how I keep the quarry at bay while waiting for the hunter. [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 265 [March 30, 2008 - 92 entries]


Contest #265 1st place Now I lay me down to sleep, my bone of course I plan to keep! [votes: 41]  Pam
2nd place The neighbor's dog said I could borrow it...honest. [votes: 34]  tja
3rd place Could I get a doggy bag for my bone? [votes: 28]  bevansley
 
Honorable Mentions
  • MINE MINE MINE [votes: 25]
  • I wouldn't have watched the movie if I knew it would be this scary. [votes: 21]
  • OH! is this Yours?? [votes: 18]
  • This is all that remains of the postman... [votes: 14]
  • Wooo this bone is cat flavored! [votes: 13]
  • I'ma gonna maka you a nice pizza pie. [votes: 12]
  • This is how I do Karoake!! [votes: 11]
  • I so didn't order this! [votes: 7]
  • Thank you, but why only one? [votes: 7]
  • wax on, wax off. [votes: 6]
  • paw prints? I don't see any paw prints!! [votes: 5]
  • I refuse to pay taxes on this rawhide. [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 264 [March 23, 2008 - 300 entries]


Contest #264 1st place Are you waiting for a belly rub too? [votes: 54]  pat
2nd place I smell that, they gonna put you in the yard! [votes: 23]  rebecca91
3rd place So how long do we have to stay like this before we get treats? [votes: 21]  shelly
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I'm the baby! No I'm the baby! [votes: 20]
  • You got it kid. Now, next week, we work on go to ground. [votes: 16]
  • My Jack Russell is cuter than your baby! [votes: 12]
  • Stick with me I'll have you chasing cats in no time. [votes: 9]
  • That smell wasn't me! [votes: 7]
  • But you have to get your hands up like this! [votes: 6]
  • TWINS!! [votes: 5]
  • Jack and BLUE! [votes: 5]
  • Senior Class, 2023 [votes: 4]
  • You lookin at me? [votes: 4]
  • I can't understand a word you're saying... [votes: 3]
  • You look lovely in blue. [votes: 2]
  • You are right...This is harder than it looks. [votes: 2]
  • Nice Hat [votes: 2]
  • You see it your way. I see it mine. [votes: 1]
  • Wow...The groomer shaved you good! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 263 [March 16, 2008 - 280 entries]


Contest #263 1st place No ! No! not the "look"!  diane
2nd place Wait till your father gets home! [votes: 31]  Anita
3rd place Just FOUR more minutes mom, just four more minutes! [votes: 28]  Shane Shields
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Don't tase me bro! [votes: 25]
  • Please no, not another "when I was your age" story! [votes: 24]
  • Mom... I don't want to go to obedience school today! [votes: 21]
  • Stop throwing a fit, Jacky, it's time for bed. [votes: 20]
  • Jack Russell Boot Camp. [votes: 19]
  • Dad, you tell the funniest cat jokes! [votes: 17]
  • Help I've fallen and can't get up!! [votes: 17]
  • If looks could kill... [votes: 15]
  • Jack's mother explained the rules of time out. [votes: 14]
  • And then I hit the cat, and the next thing I knew I was here. [votes: 13]
  • ...and then the squirrel rolled over and died! [votes: 13]
  • Jack-knived. [votes: 10]
  • Boy, what's wrong with you? [votes: 10]
  • I surrender! I ate the last squirrel!! [votes: 9]
  • I TOLD you not to drink that toilet water! [votes: 9]
  • I'm innocent / funny you don't look innocent... [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 262 [March 9, 2008 - 148 entries]


Contest #262 1st place Slumber Jacks. [votes: 63]  Jen
2nd place Bark-o-lounger. [votes: 43]  RED-DOG
3rd place Boy, that's the last time I go to the JRTCA nationals after party. [votes: 41]  Clayton
 
Honorable Mentions
  • LAZY BOYS!!!!! [votes: 40]
  • Yin and Yang. [votes: 29]
  • It's been a hard day's night, and I'm sleeping like a dog. [votes: 17]
  • Let sleeping dogs lie! [votes: 15]
  • Yeah, dude-we look REAL innocent... [votes: 13]
  • You know, we have to get up when Dad gets home... [votes: 13]
  • Sharing a chair -- priceless. [votes: 12]
  • Chair and chair alike. [votes: 11]
  • Two Dog Night. [votes: 11]
  • Does this chair have sleep numbers? [votes: 8]
  • After a long day of chasing cats and squirrels... [votes: 7]
  • Strike a pose. [votes: 5]
  • Get yer own chair, this one's taken. [votes: 4]
  • Jack Russell Ugly. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 261 [March 2, 2008 - 287 entries]


Contest #261 1st place Car-Jacked. [votes: 78]  Greggo
2nd place Proof that my Jack Russell's smarter than your Honor Student. [votes: 34]  Bernie
2nd place Hit the road jack and don't you come back! No more..no more..no more..no more! [votes: 34]  Murphy
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I don't brake for cats. [votes: 27]
  • Please, MTV, pimp my ride! [votes: 27]
  • Boogity, Boogity, Boogity, lets go racing boys! [votes: 25]
  • Kitty Kitty Bang Bang. [votes: 20]
  • If you don't like how I drive, then stay out of the yard! [votes: 15]
  • Officer, my license is in my other collar, really! [votes: 14]
  • You won't take me?! I'll just drive to the trial MYSELF! [votes: 14]
  • Jack and pinion steering. [votes: 14]
  • .....but the cat came out of nowhere... [votes: 13]
  • Jack circles the neighborhood looking for girls. [votes: 11]
  • Designated Jack. [votes: 10]
  • JACKie Stewart. [votes: 8]
  • Piece of junk? Man, this is a classic. [votes: 7]
  • 4 tires and a splash of gas. Please. [votes: 5]
  • Russell racing enters the 21st century. [votes: 5]
  • I feel like Fred Flintstone. [votes: 4]
  • Seriously, folks, this doesn't LOOK like Daytona! [votes: 2]
  • I've got your alternative fuel right here. meep meep. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 260 [February 24, 2008 - 274 entries]


Contest #260 1st place Jack N' Coke. [votes: 105]  Clayton
2nd place Jack the SIPPER! [votes: 43]  Pat
3rd place M M M M M I'm LOVIN IT! [votes: 32]  joel z
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Whoa! Brain freeze! [votes: 29]
  • You left it, I'm drinkin' it. [votes: 28]
  • She will never know... [votes: 25]
  • Is this Diet? [votes: 20]
  • yes! I'd like some fries with that! [votes: 15]
  • Good bye toilet mouth. [votes: 15]
  • I don't care if it's going straight to my hips! Milk Shakes Rule! [votes: 14]
  • Super size me!!!!!!!!!! [votes: 12]
  • Oh, how I love these new energy drinks. Especially when they make my ears stand up. [votes: 12]
  • Now to get rid of the cat hair. [votes: 8]
  • It's thirsty work being this cute. [votes: 8]
  • Happy Meal. [votes: 6]
  • Good thing they don't have a camera in here! [votes: 6]
  • Having It My Way! [votes: 5]
  • Okay Paula, is that a yes or a no? [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 259 [February 17, 2008 - 268 entries]


Contest #259 1st place I know I shouldn't laugh when you're angry, but you should've seen your face when you stepped in it! [votes: 76]  cred
2nd place No more jokes! No more jokes! I'm going to wet myself. Stop it! [votes: 45]  Stephanie
3rd place After breaking into the liquor cabinet, Jack was four paws to the wind. [votes: 26]  MeganR
 
Honorable Mentions
  • I know it was mean, but I never saw the cat run so fast! [votes: 23]
  • Jack rolled with laughter upon being told of the cat's demise. [votes: 22]
  • Hah! Warn me next time I pull your finger! [votes: 20]
  • You're too late! I already drank out of the toilet and ate the cookies. HAHAHAHA! [votes: 18]
  • Jacks gone wild. [votes: 15]
  • No! No! Not the FINGER!! [votes: 15]
  • The new meds are NOT working... [votes: 14]
  • LOL [votes: 9]
  • Help! I've fallen and I can't get up! [votes: 9]
  • Blast you and your Jedi Mind Tricks!! [votes: 9]
  • Hah! She actually thinks the CAT did it! [votes: 9]
  • I'll talk! I'll talk! It was the cat! [votes: 8]
  • It only hurts when I laugh. [votes: 8]
  • Laughing in the face of danger. [votes: 8]
  • You voted for who? [votes: 7]
  • Jack's Time Out. [votes: 7]
  • The cat is missing?!?!?!? [votes: 6]
  • Does that shirt make you look fat?? Haaaa, of course not, haaaaaaa! [votes: 4]
  • Don't blame me! I didn't leave the beer out! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 258 [February 10, 2008 - 209 entries]


Contest #258 1st place Shouldn't these weave poles be further apart?? [votes: 70]  jkrslkay
2nd place Yep... it's GREENER! [votes: 51]  Greggo
2nd place Funny - I planted a squirrel there, not dafodils! [votes: 51]  MaryLou
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Yes, I'm stuck. No, it's not funny. [votes: 39]
  • Desperate House Jacks. [votes: 23]
  • This will not stop me from watering the flowers. [votes: 20]
  • She always said,"Stop and smell the flowers, stop and smell the flowers". NOW LOOK!! [votes: 18]
  • These smell interesting; but I'd rather roll around in that dead mouse over there. [votes: 15]
  • Don't Fence Me In. [votes: 14]
  • Now why would they try to keep ME away from those beautiful flowers? [votes: 13]
  • I see they planted some new flower for me to dig up. [votes: 11]
  • Please let the dog .....out ... [votes: 11]
  • Ugh! I'm gonna have to cut back on my milkbone treats. [votes: 10]
  • I knew this was a trap! And I fell for it! [votes: 8]
  • After a hard day chasing the cat, it's always nice to stop and smell the flowers. [votes: 7]
  • Backing up is hard to do! [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 257 [February 3, 2008 - 259 entries]


Contest #257 1st place As Jill babbled on and on, Jack reminisced about being an only dog. [votes: 65]  baileysophierose
2nd place Meet the Russells. [votes: 31]  Ken
3rd place The pizza guy is down, I repeat the pizza guy is down. [votes: 30]  Myra Quesinberry
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Watch this; I bribed the cat next door to hide in our mailbox. And here comes the mailman... [votes: 19]
  • Oh dahling, don't the squirrels look yummy today? [votes: 18]
  • Stop yackin' in my ear! I'm workin' on my steely-eyed glare! [votes: 17]
  • Oooh... the mailman has a limp today boss! I think we can take him. [votes: 14]
  • Oh you may think she looks cute... but I've heard her rough coat is really a weave. [votes: 13]
  • You take the one on the right, while I distract the big one. [votes: 11]
  • I see the mime classes are paying off...the mailman really believe this is a window. [votes: 10]
  • OOOH!!! She looks mad at us!!!! [votes: 9]
  • Great... another day window shopping with the Mrs. [votes: 9]
  • I hear that they have a cat. [votes: 9]
  • Here, kitty, kitty, kitty... [votes: 9]
  • Plead The 5th! Plead the 5th! [votes: 8]
  • Mail Time! [votes: 8]
  • Noooooo! Don't leave us alone with the cat!!!! [votes: 7]
  • That kids playin catch with my ball! Let me at 'em, let me at 'em!!! [votes: 6]
  • Let me at 'em! That fire hydrant is OURS dagnabbit! [votes: 5]
  • Strike a pose! [votes: 4]
  • The Doors. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 256 [January 27, 2008 - 292 entries]


Contest #256 1st place Having chewed up the remote, Jack thought it wise to hide till after the Super Bowl. [votes: 91]  Izzy
2nd place Knick Knack Jack! [votes: 53]  Pat
3rd place See that space on the top shelf? That was the cat!! [votes: 22]  Gail Snyder
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Shelf life. [votes: 21]
  • I'm not coming down unless you give me a cookie. [votes: 20]
  • I am cuter than ANYTHING you will find at Crate and Barrel! [votes: 17]
  • Nobody puts Baby on a shelf! [votes: 17]
  • Knick knack patty wack, give a dog a bone... [votes: 14]
  • Where's the other bookend you promised? [votes: 13]
  • Closer... come just a little closer... [votes: 13]
  • A little to the left...a little to the right...ahhh perfect! [votes: 10]
  • Waiting on the cat burglar. [votes: 9]
  • Don't I make this look good? [votes: 8]
  • Dynamic Decor. [votes: 7]
  • I'm not sure what neutered means, but the look on my daddy's face tells me its bad... [votes: 6]
  • Everyone needs a Jack around the house. [votes: 5]
  • pick me!!....pick me!!! [votes: 4]
  • Strike a Pose! [votes: 4]
  • Be Careful, I am Fragile. [votes: 4]
  • I have never been this quiet. [votes: 3]
  • What should I name my dog? Name him Art. [votes: 3]
  • They said they want to take my picture in a "natural settting". The flowers don't quite do. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 255 [January 20, 2008 - 226 entries]


Contest #255 1st place Wow, the cat still hasn't landed! [votes: 49]  Dave W.
2nd place I warned that cat; one more joke about my tail and he'd learn what "go to ground" means... [votes: 30]  cred
3rd place Wait til' the window washer gets a load of me... [votes: 29]  Tina
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Even from 15 stories up, Jack waited patiently for the mailman... [votes: 28]
  • Jack in the City. [votes: 26]
  • Wow, I can see THOUSANDS of squirrels from here. [votes: 23]
  • Hey!!! I just marked that tree this morning... go find your own!!! [votes: 22]
  • Ha, Ha, he stepped in it! [votes: 16]
  • Everyone looks like rats from up here! [votes: 15]
  • I wish my potty was closer. [votes: 14]
  • As jack looked down, he saw his girlfriend leaving with a poodle... [votes: 11]
  • How can they blame me for peeing on the carpet??? [votes: 10]
  • Mailman, if you come to my floor, you are dead! [votes: 8]
  • A tree, a tree, my kingdom for a tree! [votes: 8]
  • Tough to go to ground from here! [votes: 7]
  • The squirrels are coming... the squirrels are coming! [votes: 7]
  • What I wouldn't do for an acre of woods. [votes: 7]
  • I know there's got to be dirt out there somewhere (sigh). [votes: 5]
  • Jack-o, we are not in Kansas anymore. [votes: 4]
  • Jack looks on as the stupid cat jumped out the window. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 254 [January 13, 2008 - 147 entries]


Contest #254 1st place Jack Cousteau [votes: 49]  Neeny
2nd place It's a Jack Russell!! Dive! Dive! [votes: 31]  Chip
3rd place Everybody stay calm,this is what I'm bred for!!!!! [votes: 30]  Jennifer M.
 
Honorable Mentions
  • Oh my gosh! They NEVER docked your tail! [votes: 28]
  • My beach, your ocean. [votes: 24]
  • Don't gimme the old "talk to the tail" routine! [votes: 23]
  • Ok, I'm not sure what it is, but I don't think it should be here! [votes: 21]
  • Wilson! [votes: 21]
  • You call that going-to-ground??? [votes: 17]
  • Can you hear me now??? [votes: 17]
  • Stand back! I'll take it from here. [votes: 15]
  • You'll poke your eye out kid! [votes: 15]
  • Will this earn me an NHC?!?!?!? [votes: 9]
  • I bark for sea creatures. [votes: 5]
  • So...Are you ready to admit that surfing is harder than it looks? [votes: 2]
  • Look what the tide brought in. [votes: 2]
  • You should see the next pic... [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 253 [January 6, 2008 - 259 entries]


Contest #253 1st place Do as I said; just smile and act naturally. And remember; we were never in the kitchen. [votes: 71]  cred
2nd place I thought you said your owners were out of town! [votes: 36]  Dave W.
3rd place We are so busted... [votes: 35]  Sarah
 
Honorable Mentions
  • You too can find true love on pupmatch.com. [votes: 23]
  • If you don't mind, we'd like a little privacy here. [votes: 23]
  • It's not what it looks like. [votes: 21]
  • Jack could only grin, but knew he was in big trouble! [votes: 17]
  • I hope you like him... I found him in the Wal-Mart parking lot! [votes: 15]
  • Dad.... We're only holding paws! [votes: 14]
  • Say Squirrel for the camera! [votes: 11]
  • Do you like what we done with our ears? [votes: 11]
  • You've got just 2 seconds to turn out that light. [votes: 11]
  • DUDE??? [votes: 8]
  • Hi mom, guess who's coming for dinner. [votes: 7]
  • Jack and Jill turned around to see one of the most horrible haircuts they had ever seen! [votes: 4]
  • No, we are NOT going on Dr. Phil!!! [votes: 4]
  • I am not a cross breeder!!! [votes: 3]

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