Jack Russell Terrier Club of America Preserve, Protect and Work the Jack Russell Terrier

Jack Russell Picture Caption Contest Results

The following are the results from our Picture Caption Contests for 2008.

Results from Contest # 303 [December 28, 2008 - 158 entries]

Contest #303 1st place Whadda you mean, 'look out for the edge'? [votes: 33]  Sniggy
2nd place You'll just have to stay there 'til it dries. [votes: 29]  Pat
3rd place There can be only one! [votes: 28]  Clayton
Honorable Mentions
  • You are beagle! ...no you're a beagle!! ...no you're a beagle!!! ...no you're a beagle!!!! [votes: 27]
  • Just dont tell mom I showed you this ok? [votes: 23]
  • Jack was shocked by the sudden appearance of his doppelganger. [votes: 14]
  • You Want the Truth? You WANT the Truth?? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! [votes: 14]
  • Oh no. You pee first. [votes: 13]
  • Fine! Act like a baby. See what I care. [votes: 13]
  • I told you not to move. Did you move? [votes: 13]
  • I told you NOT to eat that chili dog food, but NO you wouldn't listen!!! [votes: 9]
  • Who ever blinks first will have stubby legs for life. Go! [votes: 9]
  • To stain or not to stain, that is the question. [votes: 9]
  • Jack began defending his spot for "New Years Rockin' Eve" a week early. [votes: 9]
  • I said, you aren't gonna bite my tail again! [votes: 7]
  • Cat in the house--look alive. [votes: 7]

Results from Contest # 302 [December 21, 2008 - 166 entries]

Contest #302 1st place Just wait and see what I leave you under the tree!! [votes: 33]  Riley
2nd place Jackalope [votes: 29]  Nancy
2nd place But do you recall, the most famous Jack Russell of all? [votes: 29]  ToniK
Honorable Mentions
  • After Christmas is over, remind me to bury the antlers DEEPER this time! [votes: 15]
  • Max is pretty sure the Grinch has lost his mind. [votes: 14]
  • Why do I have to do this every year? [votes: 13]
  • You first cut my tail off, and now your not happy with my ears! [votes: 13]
  • It wasn't funny last year either and it won't be in 2009! [votes: 11]
  • Now I know why they called Rudolph names ... [votes: 11]
  • If you think this looks stupid you should see what they put on the cat! [votes: 10]
  • If you think this looks stupid, check out what they put on my tail ... [votes: 8]
  • These are not 'prick' ears, and I resent the implication. [votes: 7]
  • Do I get my presents when this is over? [votes: 6]
  • You do know that payback is hell? [votes: 6]
  • Those elves are really starting to tick me off. [votes: 6]
  • Santa is going to know I'm a fraud, when I try to FLY! [votes: 5]
  • The plan, ambush Santa & we have venison tonight! [votes: 5]
  • Give me the cat, and I'll forget all about the antlers. [votes: 5]
  • Holiday for you, stupid hat tricks for me. [votes: 4]
  • I'm Dreaming of a Cat Christmas. [votes: 3]
  • This is really cramping my style, but Merry Christmas! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 301 [December 14, 2008 - 267 entries]

Contest #301 1st place "Bud" "Weis" "Errrr" [votes: 44]  Sarah
2nd place Bark! The herald angels sing... [votes: 37]  Millstone Farm
3rd place Now give us some feline pudding....Now give us some feline pudding... and give it right now! [votes: 21]  Nikki
Honorable Mentions
  • All we want for Christmas is our two front teeth! [votes: 17]
  • The three hairy tenors. [votes: 15]
  • La La La...We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. [votes: 13]
  • Oh, the weather out here is frightful, but feeding time is so delightful. [votes: 13]
  • Peter, Paul, and Hairy. [votes: 13]
  • "...and a partridge in a pear tree". [votes: 12]
  • We are the dogs who say Ni!!! [votes: 10]
  • Aint no hole big enough. Oh No No No. Aint no squirrell fast enough. Oh No No No. [votes: 9]
  • Do Re Me [votes: 9]
  • Waah!! Put us BACK! Put us BACK NOW!!! [votes: 5]
  • Okay, we know you have the best pipes, so stop showing off! [votes: 4]
  • We need one more for the barbershop quartet to work. [votes: 4]
  • There's always one show off in every group. [votes: 4]
  • Moe, Larry and Curly. [votes: 4]
  • This puppy stuff is boring, I can't wait to HUNT! [votes: 3]
  • Sure We may look cute now but... [votes: 3]
  • My Three Sons. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 300 [December 7, 2008 - 191 entries]

Contest #300 1st place You think this is tough you should have seen me drag him out of the hole. [votes: 82]  gizmo
2nd place Mine is missing, so I'm taking yours! [votes: 26]  anon
3rd place A dogs version of pull my finger!! [votes: 24]  Jen
Honorable Mentions
  • he followed me home, can I keep him? [votes: 19]
  • Moooveee!! You're in my spot! [votes: 16]
  • give up? or are you thirsty for more? [votes: 15]
  • Jacks last moment. [votes: 14]
  • Wonder how long I can get away with this... [votes: 11]
  • Jack had a strange hold on his German friend... [votes: 10]
  • Tail envy...ehhh. [votes: 9]
  • I'll hold this for you. [votes: 9]
  • Do you want me to walk the dog? [votes: 8]
  • Come with me if you want to live... [votes: 8]
  • Sor-ry, but I'm still teething! [votes: 6]
  • Is this where the conga line starts? [votes: 6]
  • Bravery is... [votes: 5]
  • I'm not sure who's enjoying this more. [votes: 2]
  • Mine? [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 299 [November 30, 2008 - 182 entries]

Contest #299 1st place Cattle Russeller [votes: 48]  Tank Conley
2nd place I promise to eat mor chikin. [votes: 22]  rebecca91
3rd place Got Milk? [votes: 21]  Linda Justus
Honorable Mentions
  • hmmm, Black/White, Rough Coat, Mostly white, 35 inch... nope too tall. [votes: 20]
  • I said I wanted milk with my cookies, but this is ridiculous! [votes: 16]
  • Let's see, I'll need a wire cutter and an alibi... [votes: 16]
  • We're busting you out of this place Bes! [votes: 13]
  • Don't be sad. You'll like it here. They let me chew on anything I want. [votes: 13]
  • NO, the password is not MOOO! [votes: 13]
  • I'll be faithful while you serve your time, i promise. [votes: 10]
  • Your name is Mac. Big Mac. [votes: 10]
  • Eat more chicken? Does that mean less cats? [votes: 10]
  • I told you before not all happy cows are from California! [votes: 9]
  • Hey, get out of my crate! [votes: 9]
  • I think you might want to get a height card! [votes: 8]
  • So, when do you become the beef? [votes: 5]
  • Cow: Tell all my family and friends I LOVE THEM! [votes: 5]
  • I'll take fries with that! [votes: 3]
  • Nice Nose Ring [votes: 2]
  • I moo you too. No, I really mean it! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 298 [November 23, 2008 - 148 entries]

Contest #298 1st place Where's the beef?! [votes: 61]  Sarah
2nd place I ate the meat and left the healthy parts for you. No thanks necessary. [votes: 34]  Kat
3rd place Who asked for a BLT - Bacon, Lettuce and Terrier sandwich! [votes: 21]  MP
Honorable Mentions
  • I don't like lettuce and tomato. [votes: 20]
  • Jack suddenly felt the heat... [votes: 16]
  • Keep it moving folks. Nothing to see here. [votes: 14]
  • I can't remember how I got up here... [votes: 13]
  • Look into my eyes and repeat after me: My dog don't eat sammiches... [votes: 11]
  • Did you see me take it? [votes: 11]
  • ahhh, I know nothing. [votes: 11]
  • If it's any consolation, they tasted very good. [votes: 11]
  • He did it. I am just guarding the rest. [votes: 8]
  • Did that cat squeal on me AGAIN? [votes: 7]
  • Don't look at me like that. I just wanted it toasted a little. [votes: 6]
  • It was a ground Chuck sandwich, that's Chuck in the photograph. [votes: 3]
  • Cat or parakeet...so many options. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 297 [November 16, 2008 - 148 entries]

Contest #297 1st place A little Jack and a little Wild Turkey. [votes: 60]  lilly
2nd place Stay right there, I'm going to get some cranberry sauce. [votes: 45]  Don
3rd place Forget it! I don't want turkey for Thanksgiving! [votes: 26]  lilly
Honorable Mentions
  • I found it, you stuff it. [votes: 21]
  • Jack's first experience with Wild Turkey. [votes: 10]
  • Guess who's coming to dinner? [votes: 9]
  • We'll meet again. Happy Thanksgiving! [votes: 9]
  • Objects in the mirror ARE larger than they appear. [votes: 8]
  • Mom! The turkey's ready!!! [votes: 7]
  • Who's the Turkey now sucker!!! [votes: 7]
  • You are pardoned this year, Mr. Turkey. [votes: 4]
  • Now I know what they mean by "don't shoot the messenger"! [votes: 3]
  • Whatever that is, it sure is noisy! [votes: 3]
  • He better hide if he wants to keep his head!!! [votes: 2]
  • If you see a sharp, shiney hatchet, run. [votes: 2]
  • Never trust one with a tiny head. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 296 [November 8, 2008 - 128 entries]

Contest #296 1st place Run........ she's calling Cesar Millan!!! [votes: 34]  Mollymoo
2nd place Last one home has to kiss the cat! [votes: 33]  Don
3rd place I'll get Dasher, you go after Prancer! I love Christmas time. [votes: 21]  Sunee Lighthall
Honorable Mentions
  • I told you it was a yellow jacket nest!! [votes: 20]
  • Run! I heard the word "vet". [votes: 19]
  • Roughs rule and slicks drool. [votes: 18]
  • If we hurry, they won't be able to tell who did it! [votes: 18]
  • Oh man they took off in the car without us again..Hurry up... [votes: 16]
  • Catch Me If You Can. [votes: 10]
  • Not another Sarah Palin interview!!!! [votes: 9]
  • I did not have sex with that dog! [votes: 6]
  • Cramp! [votes: 5]
  • Winner gets the top crate. [votes: 5]
  • She didn't mean a thing to me!!! [votes: 4]
  • CAT, it's what's for dinner. [votes: 4]
  • Race you to dinner! [votes: 4]
  • Let's have a clean race , no bump-drafting please!! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 295 [November 1, 2008 - 151 entries]

Contest #295 1st place Bark-a-lounger. [votes: 44]  oz
2nd place I'll hold him down while you get the bone. [votes: 42]  linda k
3rd place I'm not heavy, I'm his brother. [votes: 19]  dee
Honorable Mentions
  • It's not what it looks like! I promise. [votes: 15]
  • We are like peas and carrots. [votes: 13]
  • I'll wait - he'll get tired eventually... [votes: 13]
  • This ride is broken! [votes: 12]
  • I just LOVE these big, overstuffed cushions! [votes: 10]
  • All too soon--a lab and his bone are soon parted. [votes: 10]
  • On top of old Smokey... [votes: 10]
  • Oh, Lord! My pillow just started CHEWING! [votes: 10]
  • Jack on a back. [votes: 9]
  • I don't think he knows I'm here. [votes: 9]
  • Is this the Greyhound to Atlantic City? [votes: 7]
  • Sometimes, you need to farm out these trivial chewing tasks. [votes: 5]
  • The cement is too hot for my toes. [votes: 5]
  • Can someone get this monkey off my back? [votes: 4]
  • Takeoff has been delayed. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 294 [October 26, 2008 - 194 entries]

Contest #294 1st place Step away from my pool. [votes: 52]  oz
2nd place This is NOT my happy face! [votes: 36]  Jan
3rd place This is why you don't feed Gizmo after Midnight!!! [votes: 20]  Erin
Honorable Mentions
  • Do I look happy to you? [votes: 20]
  • See, Mom, I brushed. [votes: 19]
  • Dirty mouth. Clean it up... [votes: 16]
  • Go ahead, make me bathe. [votes: 15]
  • I have an idea... YOU take a bath! [votes: 13]
  • This is what you get when you cross an alligator with a Jack. [votes: 13]
  • I use Crest whitestrips after every go to ground, shouldn't you? [votes: 7]
  • Dogcartes: "I think I am clean; therefore, I am." [votes: 7]
  • Just remember ... revenge is best served cold... [votes: 6]
  • You wanted a short haired Jack, well guess what! [votes: 6]
  • Gawd, this water's cold! [votes: 5]
  • So tell be again how a swim is different from a bath. [votes: 5]
  • Calgon, take me away? I thought she said CATGON! [votes: 3]
  • Hey, baby, come on in, the water's fine. [votes: 3]
  • That's one bad hat Harry! [votes: 3]
  • No touchy!!!! [votes: 2]
  • I hate the paparazzi! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 293 [October 19, 2008 - 163 entries]

Contest #293 1st place Whoever blinks first has to kiss the cat. [votes: 45]  Jo
2nd place Look me in the eyes and tell me you didn't do it. [votes: 32]  Vickie
3rd place Mom, I had a bad dream. Can I sleep with you? [votes: 20]  Carol
Honorable Mentions
  • Mom, I don't think you have to watch me this closely!!! [votes: 17]
  • Couch is off limits. Not going to tell you twice. [votes: 14]
  • That's right! I said there was a new dog in town! [votes: 13]
  • Mini-Me...You complete me! [votes: 12]
  • Can you see me now? [votes: 12]
  • You do look more like your mother's side of the family. [votes: 11]
  • Be afraid! Very afraid!!! [votes: 11]
  • Say hello to my little friend. [votes: 9]
  • Always look your opponent directly in the eyes. [votes: 7]
  • Will I be big like you someday? [votes: 7]
  • Please, Mom, may I stay up a little bit longer? [votes: 7]
  • I'm King of the Couch! [votes: 6]
  • Honey, I shrunk the dog! [votes: 4]
  • One look is all it takes. [votes: 4]
  • David and Goliath. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 292 [October 12, 2008 - 187 entries]

Contest #292 1st place A true friend will take a time out with you. [votes: 36]  jkrslkay
2nd place Get used to it kid. I have a feeling we're going to be here a lot. [votes: 33]  Sunee Lighthall
3rd place I chewed on the rug, what did you do? [votes: 26]  marcus
Honorable Mentions
  • That' all for today. Tomorrow we'll learn how to drag our butts across the carpet. [votes: 21]
  • Partners in crime. [votes: 20]
  • How long are you in for? [votes: 14]
  • Thanks for stick'n up for me Buddy, but now we both are in time out. [votes: 11]
  • The kid gets his pants back when I get my dinner. [votes: 9]
  • Ok.... it's time we have a little chat, you don't pull my tail anymore and I won't bite yours! [votes: 9]
  • A boy and his Jack are seldom parted. [votes: 9]
  • We were bad. Very, very bad. [votes: 9]
  • I understand - I wouldn't want to wear pants, either... [votes: 9]
  • One of us is house trained. [votes: 3]
  • If neither of us talks they'll never figure out who was to blame! [votes: 3]
  • I'll be your alibi if you'll be mine! [votes: 1]
  • Can you "spare a square?" [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 291 [October 5, 2008 - 147 entries]

Contest #291 1st place The way I figure it we have a half hour to learn how to climb this tree before he gets here. [votes: 38]  Jeff
2nd place I know I'm a hunter, BUT THAT THING HAS ARMOR! [votes: 30]  Gabe
3rd place What a nightmare, a turtle with a monkey on it's back and a white foo foo dog helping me tree a cat. [votes: 25]  PLH
Honorable Mentions
  • You're right ...Were barking up the wrong tree! [votes: 19]
  • Can he see me now? [votes: 17]
  • Wait! I think I found the elves making cookies! [votes: 14]
  • Don't look now but there is a walking boulder !!! [votes: 13]
  • I think I have hare in my mouth. [votes: 13]
  • Hang in there, Jack, help is coming...eventually. [votes: 12]
  • Well, there goes our lunch, but here comes our dinner! [votes: 9]
  • Monster coming, quick, climb up this tree. [votes: 7]
  • Jack, forget the coconuts. Don't worry Scottie, the security is slow to respond. [votes: 6]
  • Turtle - it's what's for supper! [votes: 6]
  • Pssst, rumor has it that the new guy over there failed go to ground, pass it on. [votes: 5]
  • Look, their center fielder is kinda slow, so hit it to him! [votes: 3]
  • Yea! She is going to California! She left two days ago. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 290 [September 28, 2008 - 213 entries]

Contest #290 1st place My Halloween Costume is almost finished! ...Think Chocolate Lab. [votes: 49]  Jenny
2nd place Does this mean that I'm not allowed in the house? [votes: 31]  Pat
3rd place But Im still 51% WHITE! [votes: 26]  Marcus
Honorable Mentions
  • Mud??? What mud??? I don't see any mud. [votes: 26]
  • I patrolled the perimeter . . . and there was a small puddle . . . [votes: 20]
  • Jack was amazed to hear the "bath" word again. [votes: 18]
  • If you think this looks bad, you ought to see what the cat looks like! [votes: 15]
  • Jack Splat [votes: 13]
  • You want a piece of me? [votes: 12]
  • Mud Puppy [votes: 9]
  • I read it in Cosmo.... It's great for the pores! [votes: 8]
  • Did I miss a spot? [votes: 7]
  • Gosh, that was fun! [votes: 6]
  • Are you sure there's a groundhog down there? [votes: 6]
  • Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? [votes: 4]
  • Be afraid. Be very afraid. [votes: 4]
  • I get my facials for free! Beat that! [votes: 3]
  • Who needs a pricey spa? I can get a mud treatment in my own backyard! [votes: 3]
  • I found the mud! [votes: 3]
  • Jack just thought he was going to dig his way out... [votes: 2]
  • The good life. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 289 [September 21, 2008 - 154 entries]

Contest #289 1st place You threw the stick out there, now YOU go get it! [votes: 40]  Don
2nd place HI. My name's Jack. I like to take long walks on the beach. Call me! [votes: 22]  Erin
3rd place But Mom, all of the other dogs are just wearing collars! [votes: 19]  sam's dad
Honorable Mentions
  • Do I look like a retriever to you??? [votes: 17]
  • Quit calling me Wilson! [votes: 16]
  • Don't blame me for that puddle! [votes: 15]
  • Has it been long enough since lunch? [votes: 15]
  • The JRT Swimsuit Edition. [votes: 14]
  • Who took my Corona? [votes: 14]
  • I'm too sexy for this beach... too sexy... [votes: 8]
  • So is this where did you say I could potty? Could you please be more Pacific. [votes: 8]
  • Sand, wind, surf and no cat---priceless. [votes: 6]
  • I'm not going in-I keep hearing that music from Jaws. [votes: 6]
  • Poor guy, I thought everyone knew how to dog paddle! [votes: 5]
  • This breeze is really giving me beach hair. [votes: 3]
  • I got to go on vaction and you didn't... [votes: 3]
  • "That's some bad hat, Harry", Hey cmon, that's from Jaws. [votes: 3]
  • No more autographs, thanks! I'm on location for "Lost" season 6! [votes: 3]
  • Should I go get the person that was walking me? [votes: 2]
  • Put me in coach! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 288 [September 14, 2008 - 171 entries]

Contest #288 1st place Can You Hear Me Now? [votes: 30]  T
2nd place They de-clawed the cat. Pass it on. [votes: 27]  Dave W
2nd place Muddy paws on the couch in 10 minutes - pass it on. [votes: 27]  Deb Weir
Honorable Mentions
  • Did you hear who's in heat THIS week? [votes: 20]
  • You are not supposed to wear white after Labor Day. [votes: 19]
  • Jack and Jill secretly went over their plan to take over the park. [votes: 15]
  • And this one time.....at Band Camp... [votes: 14]
  • Wanna go make some puppies? [votes: 11]
  • Jack Whisper. [votes: 11]
  • Hey Jack, wanna go up the hill? [votes: 10]
  • I told you she had fleas. [votes: 9]
  • Wow - I see daylight!! [votes: 8]
  • You did what to that awful costume they put you in last week? [votes: 8]
  • Puppy secrets. [votes: 8]
  • Jackie happily shared the neighborhood gossip. [votes: 6]
  • Don't let this pink collar fool you, I'm bucking for a Section 8. [votes: 4]
  • Pssst, I heard Sly missed the Nationals for a foxhunting trip. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 287 [September 7, 2008 - 171 entries]

Contest #287 1st place If my owner only had a brain! [votes: 37]  Donna5Jacks
2nd place I'll get you and your little dog too! [votes: 35]  Donna5Jacks
3rd place I'mmmmmm melting! [votes: 26]  Jen
Honorable Mentions
  • Last Week It Was The Grapefruit, Now This. [votes: 19]
  • Oh no, The sorting hat put me in Slytherin! [votes: 16]
  • "Hairy" Potter. [votes: 16]
  • Just waiting on the Lion and the TinMan. [votes: 10]
  • I told you - I wore this LAST year! [votes: 10]
  • Yappy Halloween!!! [votes: 10]
  • Hello my PRETTY! [votes: 9]
  • Enough with the trick or treating. It's nap time. [votes: 9]
  • The Scream. [votes: 7]
  • WHY can't I be myself for Hallowe'en? [votes: 5]
  • You think I look funny? Look in the mirror! [votes: 4]
  • I've got a little frog in my throat. [votes: 3]
  • Now where did I put that broom? [votes: 2]
  • Am I ready for Halloween or what!?!?!!! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 286 [August 31, 2008 - 113 entries]

Contest #286 1st place She thinks this is funny.........wait til she sees what I left in her bed! [votes: 39]  Mary G
2nd place This is why dogs bite! [votes: 37]  DextersMom
3rd place Coach said I can't play without a helmet! [votes: 24]  DextersMom
Honorable Mentions
  • Jack...The Next Fruit of the Loom guy! [votes: 22]
  • Can I please move to your house? Please! [votes: 21]
  • Blondes have more fun! [votes: 14]
  • Orange you glad you're not me! [votes: 13]
  • Wasting away again in Margaritaville. [votes: 13]
  • Put Me in coach. [votes: 11]
  • Somebody send this kid to Camp!!! [votes: 10]
  • Yes, I am being held against my will. Please help. [votes: 10]
  • Are you ready for some football? [votes: 9]
  • You hate me, don't you? [votes: 9]
  • Must be football season again. [votes: 8]
  • Jackie was not sure about being crowned Miss Grapefruit. [votes: 8]
  • Jack and Lime!! [votes: 7]
  • Jack can't wait for grapefruit season to end! [votes: 6]
  • I look a right melon. [votes: 4]
  • My prick ears really weren't that bad. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 285 [August 24, 2008 - 113 entries]

Contest #285 1st place I peed on his leg, and he's STILL smiling! [votes: 48]  DextersMom
2nd place The rock may say "welcome", but you gotta get through me first! [votes: 36]  Dawn S.
3rd place Is it still starring at me?? Make him stop! [votes: 19]  Kim
Honorable Mentions
  • Go ahead, laugh at the gnome ... I triple dog dare ya. [votes: 16]
  • My travelocity agent will help plan your National trip. [votes: 16]
  • Gnome Alone. [votes: 16]
  • None Shall Pass! [votes: 14]
  • Ever get the feeling somebody is staring at you? [votes: 12]
  • To "Gno-me" is to love me! [votes: 11]
  • Stay back or the silly gnome gets it! [votes: 9]
  • The sign says welcome but Jack thought otherwise. [votes: 8]
  • Welcome to my HOME, not my GNOME! [votes: 7]
  • Gnomebody's home... [votes: 7]
  • Just a few more things to practice lifting my leg on. [votes: 6]
  • Strike a Pose... [votes: 6]
  • If I stand real still maybe he will go away. [votes: 6]
  • Jack had a bad hobbit of barking at the mailman. [votes: 5]
  • I'm not moving until he moves. [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 284 [August 17, 2008 - 114 entries]

Contest #284 1st place I'm siiiiiiiiiiiiinging in the rain. [votes: 52]  Deb Weir
2nd place ....things would be much easier if they just gave me a water bowl!! [votes: 29]  JJ
3rd place MustKillTheWater MustKillTheWater MustKillTheWater [votes: 26]  Pete M
Honorable Mentions
  • Jack the Dripper. [votes: 20]
  • I know, I know she's going to yell, but I'm enjoying this sooooo much!!! [votes: 13]
  • Dirty mouth? [votes: 13]
  • Water only seemed to anger the beast! [votes: 10]
  • Jack's idea of dental hygiene. [votes: 9]
  • This is pure Heaven - don't even bother me!!!! [votes: 8]
  • Hope they won't smell Cat on my breath! [votes: 8]
  • Every time i sing, i get a shower. [votes: 4]
  • It's not MY fault - you put it here!! [votes: 4]
  • AWW MAN, MY HAIR! [votes: 4]
  • Getting a drink around here can be exhausting! [votes: 3]
  • What a beautiful fountain. [votes: 3]
  • A TRUE sprinkler head. [votes: 2]
  • Surely there is a better way to get a drink around here! [votes: 2]
  • Sprinkle me! Sprinkle me more! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 283 [August 10, 2008 - 228 entries]

Contest #283 1st place Mom make him stop looking at me. [votes: 26]  julie t
2nd place You poop where? [votes: 24]  Jeremy Bazzle
3rd place Oh no you didn't just blame that on me. [votes: 23]  Curt
Honorable Mentions
  • How do you know the kid didn't pee on the floor? [votes: 21]
  • Pick me! Pick me! [votes: 21]
  • What are you in for? [votes: 19]
  • He's my brother from another mother...and father...and species. [votes: 18]
  • On the next Springer...Twins switched at birth. [votes: 10]
  • how are you going to explain this one to Daddy!? [votes: 10]
  • Wait 'til they're not looking and I'll show you how to escape. [votes: 7]
  • What's HE looking at?! [votes: 7]
  • Oh No !!! It's Jo Jo the Dog Faced Boy!!!! [votes: 7]
  • Hey, He's Got Better Toys Than I Do!! [votes: 6]
  • Do you smell something? [votes: 6]
  • No one puts baby in the corner! [votes: 5]
  • Excuse me but I booked a single! [votes: 5]
  • Oh no! It looks like I'll be moving to the dog crate! [votes: 3]
  • Work it Jack work it. They always go for the sad eyes! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 282 [August 3, 2008 - 157 entries]

Contest #282 1st place The smell of victory, the agony of da feet. [votes: 32]  Ziggydog
2nd place And you think my BREATH smells bad???!! [votes: 24]  Erin
3rd place Jack the sniffer. [votes: 23]  rob
Honorable Mentions
  • This Dude's DEFINITELY Not Gellin!!! [votes: 22]
  • Doctor, the patient is ready for surgery now. [votes: 22]
  • Next best thing to being near my owner. [votes: 18]
  • Ah! I love the smell of Nikes in the morning! [votes: 17]
  • They won't let me chew them, but they can't stop me from smelling them! [votes: 15]
  • It's tough being a TSA screener! [votes: 13]
  • If I can't go for a walk, at least I can reminisce. [votes: 12]
  • I'll sure miss'em when they're gone! [votes: 8]
  • Let's face it..... dogs like ''stinky." [votes: 7]
  • It's a knock out! [votes: 7]
  • If the shoe fits, smell it. [votes: 7]
  • Breathe right nose strips, for Dogs. [votes: 6]
  • It beats the Dutch Oven. [votes: 6]
  • Smells better than my kennel. [votes: 2]
  • Good place for a stick up. [votes: 2]
  • Smells like bacon. [votes: 2]
  • If I close my eyes...maybe the smell will go away. [votes: 2]
  • Down and Dirty. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 281 [July 27, 2008 - 157 entries]

Contest #281 1st place We won! We won! We won!!! [votes: 36]  Cristi Hill
2nd place The Terrier Tango [votes: 35]  karen
3rd place Ding dong the cat is dead! Cat-o, cat, the cat is dead! [votes: 29]  Dixie's Mom.
Honorable Mentions
  • Try Puppylove.com.... it worked for us... it will work for you! [votes: 23]
  • Lift me up higher, I can almost reach the cat. [votes: 22]
  • I've got you babe! [votes: 19]
  • Shall we dance? [votes: 14]
  • Oh, Jack! Who knew you could hunt AND dance? You're amazing! [votes: 13]
  • It's going to start raining bones any minute now Son, I promise! [votes: 13]
  • I'll lead, no I'll lead, noooo I'll lead, noooooooo I'll lead. [votes: 12]
  • Dirt Dancing II [votes: 10]
  • Beam us up Scottie! [votes: 10]
  • I'll lead; watch your paws!! [votes: 8]
  • The bride and groom dance was a howling success... [votes: 8]
  • You have squirrel stuck in your teeth. [votes: 7]
  • YOU HAD ME AT ARF! [votes: 7]
  • Does my breath smell minty fresh? [votes: 4]
  • The trick is to never look down. [votes: 4]
  • Jack and Jill went up the hill .... it was a while before they came back! [votes: 2]
  • We come in peace! [votes: 2]
  • Hey buddy, can you give me a lift? [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 280 [July 20, 2008 - 215 entries]

Contest #280 1st place SHAAARRRRKKKK!!!! [votes: 49]  Sassy's Mom
2nd place Wilson! [votes: 24]  Misty
3rd place I don't know what it is, but I know I don't like it! [votes: 19]  Gail S.
Honorable Mentions
  • Put It Back ! It scares me ! Put it Back !!! [votes: 17]
  • Poor Jack's mouth was never the same after his last fetch. [votes: 16]
  • You get the stick. [votes: 12]
  • I will not fetch the stick. [votes: 12]
  • What does this have to do with Agility? [votes: 11]
  • NO! Find your own way back to shore! [votes: 11]
  • No! I am not going out on a limb for you again! [votes: 11]
  • It was a little pitchy dawg, But you're going to Hollywood! [votes: 11]
  • Don't come any closer - I'll jump. [votes: 10]
  • Although JRTs are considered a working breed, dogs were never intended to be used as fog horns. [votes: 8]
  • Jaws Redux. [votes: 7]
  • I want to speak with my agent!!! [votes: 7]
  • Jack hates playing Titanic and so makes Rose be in the water this time. [votes: 4]
  • Look out, there's a shark behind you! [votes: 4]
  • I will not wear fins, I won't, I won't. [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 279 [July 13, 2008 - 215 entries]

Contest #279 1st place It seemed like a good idea at the time... [votes: 40]  Kilo's Mom
2nd place I told you I'm not going to the Vet. [votes: 34]  maggie
3rd place A DOGwood tree. [votes: 33]  Pat
Honorable Mentions
  • I know the stick landed in here. I just don't know which one it is... [votes: 27]
  • How embarrassing, I just been treed by a squirrel. [votes: 25]
  • "Be the squirrel!" "Be the squirrel!" Now what? [votes: 23]
  • Jack suddenly found himself out on a limb. [votes: 21]
  • Here, kitty kitty kitty! [votes: 20]
  • The cat made this look easy. [votes: 20]
  • So much for that Invisible Fence idea! [votes: 14]
  • Jack was barking up the wrong tree. [votes: 12]
  • I got in, all right. Now how do I get out? [votes: 8]
  • Location, location, location. [votes: 7]
  • Anyone lose a cat? He's on the next limb. [votes: 6]
  • Be the tree... Be the tree... [votes: 6]
  • OK so call the fire department already. [votes: 6]
  • Oh! What tangled Web we weave... [votes: 5]
  • Look Ma I'm campin!!! [votes: 3]
  • And I thought my kennel was bad... [votes: 3]
  • I'm just trying to get a bird's eye view. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 278 [July 6, 2008 - 186 entries]

Contest #278 1st place Jumping Jack Splash. [votes: 55]  Mikey
2nd place This counts as a bath!! [votes: 42]  Gemma Welles
3rd place Jack be Nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over the waterstick! [votes: 30]  Pat Profit
Honorable Mentions
  • Jack seriously underestimated the sprinkler's power! [votes: 20]
  • Jack's version of a bidet! [votes: 17]
  • Could you turn down the pressure just a little!! [votes: 17]
  • Wow - this is great - now could someone please get me down?? [votes: 17]
  • The joys of summer. [votes: 13]
  • Yippee, Skippy - I'm all drippy!!! [votes: 13]
  • This is so much cooler than jump rope! [votes: 12]
  • Curiously refreshing. [votes: 11]
  • Ya gotta have balls to do this. [votes: 10]
  • Jack has his first lesson on shrinkage. [votes: 9]
  • Jack springs eternal. [votes: 6]
  • First date tonight. [votes: 5]
  • Up, up and away! [votes: 4]
  • NO FAIR! NO FAIR! I got water in my eye! [votes: 3]
  • It's not the heat, it's the humidity! [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 277 [June 29, 2008 - 188 entries]

Contest #277 1st place I hope she doesn't dress the cats up like an Indian and a construction worker. [votes: 56]  N
2nd place I just know I'm going to end up on "What Not to Wear"! [votes: 24]  connie
3rd place Dear Lord, please don't let the cat see me dressed this way. [votes: 21]  jkrslkay
Honorable Mentions
  • I can't even look at this outfit they put on me. [votes: 15]
  • I hate when mom picks out my outfits! [votes: 15]
  • Dude....Let me rest. I've been on the road all day. [votes: 15]
  • I wish my human would get a life! [votes: 14]
  • Dad's riding a Kawasaki! I can't bear to look! [votes: 13]
  • I know nothing...Nothing! [votes: 12]
  • B-B-BAD TO BONE!! [votes: 11]
  • Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cap is mine to keep! [votes: 9]
  • Nap Time After A Long Day On The Hog! [votes: 8]
  • I swear, Dad, the light was GREEN!!! [votes: 7]
  • Bright light! Bright light! [votes: 7]
  • I spun the Wheel of Fortune of Life and it came up Poodle owner. [votes: 7]
  • Once again, Jack regrets getting dressed in the dark. [votes: 6]
  • Jack was mortified that his owners didn't match his sweater and hat. [votes: 6]
  • Oh no I got a bug in my eye! [votes: 5]
  • Please take away that mirror. [votes: 5]

Results from Contest # 276 [June 22, 2008 - 188 entries]

Contest #276 1st place Ahh..now this is a mistake they won't make twice. [votes: 29]  Tom
2nd place You bake 'em; I take 'em. [votes: 24]  christi
3rd place Got milk? [votes: 22]  Rocky rules
Honorable Mentions
  • "Momma's little baby loves short'nin, short'nin". [votes: 21]
  • Jack figured that rearranging the cookies would make it less obvious that he took some. [votes: 19]
  • So many biscuits, so little time. [votes: 15]
  • ...and the Gingerbread Man was never heard from again...The End. [votes: 12]
  • Betcha Can't Eat Just One! [votes: 10]
  • Oooh...so many choices! [votes: 9]
  • Jack be nimble..Jack be quick... [votes: 8]
  • Jack knew that he just wouldn't be walking out of the kitchen. [votes: 8]
  • Keep moving, nothing to see here. [votes: 8]
  • Look into my eyes... Deep into my eyes...These cookies are all mine. [votes: 7]
  • FEAR ME!!! I am the cookie monster! [votes: 7]
  • A moment on the lips...hehehe...like it would even be there that long! [votes: 6]
  • What? No croissants?? [votes: 6]
  • Me want cookie! [votes: 6]
  • The baker's little helper. [votes: 5]
  • Jack be nimble, Jack be quick. Jack almost stole a breadstick. [votes: 5]
  • One jump and they are mine. [votes: 4]
  • Only if my mother liked taller men then i wouldnt have this problem..Grrr. [votes: 3]
  • Chef Jack feels the need to sample. [votes: 2]
  • My eyes adored you... [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 275 [June 15, 2008 - 182 entries]

Contest #275 1st place One look at Jack's face, and Jill knew she'd have to drain the pool. [votes: 43]  Bernie
2nd place Chase the cat, dig in the garden, lounge in the pool...Perfect day! [votes: 33]  Pam
3rd place Pee in the pool and the kids will get out everytime! [votes: 32]  Kat
Honorable Mentions
  • I'm white again, Can I get out now? [votes: 31]
  • Dog Days of Summer. [votes: 30]
  • I'm so sexy in my pool. [votes: 22]
  • If that squirrel falls in here....he's history!! [votes: 20]
  • Look Mom, I'm a water fountain. [votes: 14]
  • Hot Foot! Hot Foot! Aaaaaaaaah! [votes: 14]
  • AAAHHH....(hopefully the water won't turn purple). [votes: 13]
  • Jack pees in the pool again. [votes: 11]
  • If I drown, will Pamela Anderson save me? [votes: 11]
  • The pause that refreshes... [votes: 10]
  • No one could stop Jack from being happy... [votes: 8]
  • Hot Dog! [votes: 8]
  • Playing it cool. [votes: 7]
  • Life guard at work.....suntan lotion Please! [votes: 7]

Results from Contest # 274 [June 8, 2008 - 156 entries]

Contest #274 1st place A pair of JACKasses. [votes: 117]  DextersMom
2nd place We got the ball; now how do we get OUT? [votes: 22]  DextersMom
3rd place Bottoms up. [votes: 20]  Ginger
Honorable Mentions
  • Craigslist: Two used Jack bottoms; still workable only missing top portion. [votes: 18]
  • Bobbing for rats. [votes: 17]
  • Hurry! Get the ball before the Janitor comes back! [votes: 14]
  • Heads or Tails.....TAILS! [votes: 9]
  • I think the new water bowl is a little too tall. [votes: 9]
  • Honey, can we ask for directions now? [votes: 9]
  • The true meaning of "bucket seats". [votes: 7]
  • Cute, but not very absorbent. [votes: 7]
  • Dive - - Dive! [votes: 7]
  • Jack's just never get the idea that they are terrible at 'hide and seek!' [votes: 6]
  • Was this your idea? I'm sure it wasn't mine! [votes: 5]
  • Why do we do this? Because it's there! [votes: 5]
  • A bucket of fun! [votes: 5]
  • Another ruff night for the Jacks on South Beach! [votes: 4]
  • Think this is bad? wait till she rings us out! [votes: 4]
  • This end up. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 273 [June 1, 2008 - 144 entries]

Contest #273 1st place Game...Set...Match...SQUIRREL! [votes: 29]  Kilo's Mom
2nd place Advantage, Mr. Russell. [votes: 28]  Steve T
3rd place I don't know what it is, but I'm gonna catch it! [votes: 17]  Ken
Honorable Mentions
  • Yeah...you better run! [votes: 13]
  • This is gonna be game, set, match real quick. [votes: 12]
  • Only stuffed animals were harmed during the taking of these photos. [votes: 11]
  • Lure 1, Jack, Love. [votes: 10]
  • That's IN! [votes: 9]
  • No! I'M the ball guy! [votes: 9]
  • Stuffed animal... It's what's for Dinner! [votes: 8]
  • This is ridiculous, but I'll do anything for a snack! [votes: 7]
  • Well.......this is one way to stop me from stealing your tennis ball. [votes: 7]
  • Advantage...Jack! [votes: 6]
  • Training for Wimbeldon. [votes: 5]
  • I hate playing doubles with him, I have to do everything !! [votes: 3]
  • Jack took the rabbit chase seriously. [votes: 3]
  • Serve and folly. [votes: 2]
  • My serve!!! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 272 [May 18, 2008 - 182 entries]

Contest #272 1st place Must...lose...weight...before...next...trials!!!! [votes: 68]  Roxanne
2nd place I GOT IT! I GOT IT! I GOT IT!..........HELP, IT'S GOT ME!! [votes: 35]  Amy Chulin
3rd place He never did get the concept of Hide and Seek. [votes: 31]  beadyeyedbrat
Honorable Mentions
  • It's that sudden stop at the end... [votes: 27]
  • Hay Jack. [votes: 21]
  • I don't recall these finish lines being this tight. [votes: 21]
  • I'll find that needle!! [votes: 19]
  • Be very very quiet I'm hunting rabbits!! [votes: 19]
  • Ouch, I think I found the needle. [votes: 17]
  • Here kitty, kitty! [votes: 14]
  • I smell a RAT! [votes: 14]
  • A little help over here! [votes: 12]
  • A bale and a tail. [votes: 11]
  • Darn, that cat must've baled! [votes: 11]
  • This looked bigger from far away. [votes: 10]
  • Hay ... is this a caption contest or a straw poll? [votes: 8]
  • Finally some peace and quiet! [votes: 7]
  • I hate these low budget safer barriers when I'm racing. [votes: 7]
  • If I can't see the cat, he can't see me....right? [votes: 6]
  • Jack is running a "little behind" today. [votes: 6]
  • Hay Fever! [votes: 5]

Results from Contest # 271 [May 11, 2008 - 129 entries]

Contest #271 1st place You lied on your profile, you know that? [votes: 37]  Mandy
2nd place Dude! Lay off the Scooby snacks! [votes: 33]  Ken
3rd place Hey, how did I get in there with you??? [votes: 22]  Sassy's Mom
Honorable Mentions
  • Hey chubby, have you seen my tennis ball? [votes: 17]
  • Hey, that good looking guy next to you looks just like me! [votes: 17]
  • Your brother really should find out what he is allergic to. [votes: 17]
  • Can we keep him, Mommy, Please! [votes: 16]
  • I'm not sure if he meets breed standards... [votes: 16]
  • My goodness! I've got to start my diet....tomorrow. [votes: 14]
  • I'll give it my seal of approval. [votes: 12]
  • Does this glass make me look fat? [votes: 12]
  • Cool! I have an owner who looks just like you! [votes: 11]
  • Are you looking at me? [votes: 7]
  • Momma? [votes: 6]
  • Your lips are moving, but I can't hear anything you're saying! [votes: 5]
  • Mini Me...you complete me. [votes: 4]
  • I've called this meeting of JRTCA Lodge #K-9 to discuss the alarming increase of cats in our area. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 270 [May 4, 2008 - 123 entries]

Contest #270 1st place Little did Jack know that he would be starting the party with a bang!! [votes: 25]  Jeff
2nd place If you let go, it's mine!! [votes: 19]  Myra Q
3rd place Thats the last time I go drinking with an Irish Setter. [votes: 43]  Gail
Honorable Mentions
  • Oh, this isn't gonna end well. [votes: 18]
  • Can somebody PLEASE tie this thing off? [votes: 17]
  • I have a weird feeling that I shouldn't bite this. [votes: 15]
  • Why's everyone watching and giggling? [votes: 13]
  • Hey kid, I'll trade this balloon for that cat your holding. [votes: 12]
  • Now my voice is sqeaky. How did that happen... [votes: 10]
  • If this thing has helium then maybe I can sound like a puppy again! [votes: 10]
  • What's the harm in a little nibble? [votes: 8]
  • Testing for cat breath. [votes: 8]
  • Jack would never forget his first experience with a balloon... [votes: 8]
  • Just...one..more....puff! My creation will be perfect! [votes: 7]
  • I'm so out of breath right now. [votes: 7]
  • Are you sure I can make a balloon dog out of this? [votes: 6]
  • Want to see what I can do with this? [votes: 2]
  • I'm worried, this thing could go off any minute! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 269 [April 27, 2008 - 313 entries]

Contest #269 1st place JACK POT [votes: 50]  Lori
2nd place Mom's gonna be mad if I don't get the cat back. [votes: 46]  swtmdmboo
3rd place Thats the last time I go drinking with an Irish Setter. [votes: 43]  Jeff
Honorable Mentions
  • Please, no "Hair of the Dog" jokes right now. [votes: 19]
  • Ruff night!! [votes: 16]
  • I wonder where this hole goes? [votes: 16]
  • Hey, this water bowl refills itself. [votes: 15]
  • Is this really the tunnel they want me run through? [votes: 14]
  • I hate this new water bowl, way too high!! [votes: 12]
  • I'll never try to out drink the St. Bernard again!! [votes: 12]
  • Jumping Jack....FLUSH! [votes: 11]
  • Man, I gotta wash the cat out of my mouth! [votes: 11]
  • Ahhh, here's your problem ma'am, you have a jack stuck in the toilet. [votes: 10]
  • Did that cat have an expiration date? [votes: 9]
  • Mr. Hanky? Come outta there. [votes: 7]
  • Little help here, please. [votes: 7]
  • Does this taste funny to you? [votes: 5]
  • Tidy bowl cleaner. [votes: 3]
  • That's going to leave a mark. [votes: 2]
  • Hey, everybody out of the pool! [votes: 2]
  • You can lead me to the toilet, but you can't make me drink. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 268 [April 20, 2008 - 137 entries]

Contest #268 1st place This is not what I thought you meant when you said "wanna go play in the park". [votes: 62]  Vic
2nd place Fiddler and a Rough. [votes: 45]  Divot
3rd place Jack loved his classical rock! [votes: 33]  paul sharrard
Honorable Mentions
  • Now I know why they call it catgut. [votes: 23]
  • ...Romancing the stone!!! [votes: 16]
  • Good thing I'm tone deaf! [votes: 12]
  • I'm too sexy for this rock... too sexy... [votes: 11]
  • That thing makes terrible noise - I fight the urge to bury it! [votes: 11]
  • I really don't think this is how we should pick up chicks! [votes: 11]
  • She's just learning how to play. I'm the only one that would listen to her. [votes: 11]
  • Please don't tell me this is as good as it gets... [votes: 9]
  • Silent suffering Jack. [votes: 8]
  • No, they are not following us. Keep playing! [votes: 8]
  • I'd rather watch Animal Planet. [votes: 7]
  • All by myself.... don't want to be... [votes: 7]
  • The call of the wild. [votes: 5]
  • When is the rest of the band getting here? [votes: 4]
  • And I payed for these lessons!! [votes: 3]
  • I wish I knew how to sing. [votes: 3]
  • Have back ground music......will travel. [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 267 [April 13, 2008 - 175 entries]

Contest #267 1st place Say hello to my little fang. [votes: 27]  Charlotte
2nd place Here's Jackie! [votes: 26]  tja
3rd place Do I still have a piece of cat stuck to my teeth? [votes: 22]  tja
Honorable Mentions
  • Whassssaaaapppppp?! [votes: 20]
  • How do you think the Whitestrips worked? [votes: 17]
  • Snarls Barkley. [votes: 16]
  • What part of NO did you not understand? [votes: 15]
  • I am Puppy! FEAR ME! [votes: 14]
  • Wait til my teeth grow in. Soon you'll be sorry. [votes: 13]
  • Dentist ! I don't need no stinkin' dentist! [votes: 13]
  • Mirror mirror on the wall. Who is the fairest fair of all? [votes: 6]
  • don't grampa's teeth look good on me? [votes: 6]
  • How do you like me now? [votes: 6]
  • I'm practicing looking FIERCE for America's Next Top Jack Model. [votes: 6]
  • I'm still teething, as you can see! [votes: 4]
  • I can't get the hamster outta my teeth! [votes: 4]
  • I'm not scary... this is my smile :) [votes: 2]
  • Does this look like a cavity? [votes: 2]
  • Heidi finally unleashes the fury. [votes: 2]
  • Okay, I'll bite... [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 266 [April 6, 2008 - 111 entries]

Contest #266 1st place Do I look like a retriever to you?!? [votes: 53]  Carol
2nd place Hey look I found a...thing. Can I eat it?! [votes: 30]  Walker S
3rd place These agility trial tubes get smaller every year! [votes: 23]  Roxanne
Honorable Mentions
  • Sorry! I dropped your coffee. [votes: 17]
  • Tail up... Tilt head... Modeling is SO easy! [votes: 16]
  • Jack "Outstanding In His Field" [votes: 15]
  • If that kid throws this again, I'm burying it. [votes: 14]
  • I didn't take it, it was just here. [votes: 14]
  • Now what am I supposed to do with this!?! [votes: 13]
  • SWF, seeking SWM, likes long walks in the park, chasing cats, and bouncing off furniture. [votes: 11]
  • Don't look at me in that tone of voice. [votes: 10]
  • Caffeinated Jack! [votes: 8]
  • He's nuts if he thinks I'm bringing this water bottle back! [votes: 7]
  • Pick it up.. Jacks are green, too! [votes: 7]
  • I drink your milkshake! [votes: 7]
  • One bark...and the paperboy threw the Sunday edition clear out here! [votes: 5]
  • And this is how I keep the quarry at bay while waiting for the hunter. [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 265 [March 30, 2008 - 92 entries]

Contest #265 1st place Now I lay me down to sleep, my bone of course I plan to keep! [votes: 41]  Pam
2nd place The neighbor's dog said I could borrow it...honest. [votes: 34]  tja
3rd place Could I get a doggy bag for my bone? [votes: 28]  bevansley
Honorable Mentions
  • MINE MINE MINE [votes: 25]
  • I wouldn't have watched the movie if I knew it would be this scary. [votes: 21]
  • OH! is this Yours?? [votes: 18]
  • This is all that remains of the postman... [votes: 14]
  • Wooo this bone is cat flavored! [votes: 13]
  • I'ma gonna maka you a nice pizza pie. [votes: 12]
  • This is how I do Karoake!! [votes: 11]
  • I so didn't order this! [votes: 7]
  • Thank you, but why only one? [votes: 7]
  • wax on, wax off. [votes: 6]
  • paw prints? I don't see any paw prints!! [votes: 5]
  • I refuse to pay taxes on this rawhide. [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 264 [March 23, 2008 - 300 entries]

Contest #264 1st place Are you waiting for a belly rub too? [votes: 54]  pat
2nd place I smell that, they gonna put you in the yard! [votes: 23]  rebecca91
3rd place So how long do we have to stay like this before we get treats? [votes: 21]  shelly
Honorable Mentions
  • I'm the baby! No I'm the baby! [votes: 20]
  • You got it kid. Now, next week, we work on go to ground. [votes: 16]
  • My Jack Russell is cuter than your baby! [votes: 12]
  • Stick with me I'll have you chasing cats in no time. [votes: 9]
  • That smell wasn't me! [votes: 7]
  • But you have to get your hands up like this! [votes: 6]
  • TWINS!! [votes: 5]
  • Jack and BLUE! [votes: 5]
  • Senior Class, 2023 [votes: 4]
  • You lookin at me? [votes: 4]
  • I can't understand a word you're saying... [votes: 3]
  • You look lovely in blue. [votes: 2]
  • You are right...This is harder than it looks. [votes: 2]
  • Nice Hat [votes: 2]
  • You see it your way. I see it mine. [votes: 1]
  • Wow...The groomer shaved you good! [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 263 [March 16, 2008 - 280 entries]

Contest #263 1st place No ! No! not the "look"!  diane
2nd place Wait till your father gets home! [votes: 31]  Anita
3rd place Just FOUR more minutes mom, just four more minutes! [votes: 28]  Shane Shields
Honorable Mentions
  • Don't tase me bro! [votes: 25]
  • Please no, not another "when I was your age" story! [votes: 24]
  • Mom... I don't want to go to obedience school today! [votes: 21]
  • Stop throwing a fit, Jacky, it's time for bed. [votes: 20]
  • Jack Russell Boot Camp. [votes: 19]
  • Dad, you tell the funniest cat jokes! [votes: 17]
  • Help I've fallen and can't get up!! [votes: 17]
  • If looks could kill... [votes: 15]
  • Jack's mother explained the rules of time out. [votes: 14]
  • And then I hit the cat, and the next thing I knew I was here. [votes: 13]
  • ...and then the squirrel rolled over and died! [votes: 13]
  • Jack-knived. [votes: 10]
  • Boy, what's wrong with you? [votes: 10]
  • I surrender! I ate the last squirrel!! [votes: 9]
  • I TOLD you not to drink that toilet water! [votes: 9]
  • I'm innocent / funny you don't look innocent... [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 262 [March 9, 2008 - 148 entries]

Contest #262 1st place Slumber Jacks. [votes: 63]  Jen
2nd place Bark-o-lounger. [votes: 43]  RED-DOG
3rd place Boy, that's the last time I go to the JRTCA nationals after party. [votes: 41]  Clayton
Honorable Mentions
  • LAZY BOYS!!!!! [votes: 40]
  • Yin and Yang. [votes: 29]
  • It's been a hard day's night, and I'm sleeping like a dog. [votes: 17]
  • Let sleeping dogs lie! [votes: 15]
  • Yeah, dude-we look REAL innocent... [votes: 13]
  • You know, we have to get up when Dad gets home... [votes: 13]
  • Sharing a chair -- priceless. [votes: 12]
  • Chair and chair alike. [votes: 11]
  • Two Dog Night. [votes: 11]
  • Does this chair have sleep numbers? [votes: 8]
  • After a long day of chasing cats and squirrels... [votes: 7]
  • Strike a pose. [votes: 5]
  • Get yer own chair, this one's taken. [votes: 4]
  • Jack Russell Ugly. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 261 [March 2, 2008 - 287 entries]

Contest #261 1st place Car-Jacked. [votes: 78]  Greggo
2nd place Proof that my Jack Russell's smarter than your Honor Student. [votes: 34]  Bernie
2nd place Hit the road jack and don't you come back! No more..no more..no more..no more! [votes: 34]  Murphy
Honorable Mentions
  • I don't brake for cats. [votes: 27]
  • Please, MTV, pimp my ride! [votes: 27]
  • Boogity, Boogity, Boogity, lets go racing boys! [votes: 25]
  • Kitty Kitty Bang Bang. [votes: 20]
  • If you don't like how I drive, then stay out of the yard! [votes: 15]
  • Officer, my license is in my other collar, really! [votes: 14]
  • You won't take me?! I'll just drive to the trial MYSELF! [votes: 14]
  • Jack and pinion steering. [votes: 14]
  • .....but the cat came out of nowhere... [votes: 13]
  • Jack circles the neighborhood looking for girls. [votes: 11]
  • Designated Jack. [votes: 10]
  • JACKie Stewart. [votes: 8]
  • Piece of junk? Man, this is a classic. [votes: 7]
  • 4 tires and a splash of gas. Please. [votes: 5]
  • Russell racing enters the 21st century. [votes: 5]
  • I feel like Fred Flintstone. [votes: 4]
  • Seriously, folks, this doesn't LOOK like Daytona! [votes: 2]
  • I've got your alternative fuel right here. meep meep. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 260 [February 24, 2008 - 274 entries]

Contest #260 1st place Jack N' Coke. [votes: 105]  Clayton
2nd place Jack the SIPPER! [votes: 43]  Pat
3rd place M M M M M I'm LOVIN IT! [votes: 32]  joel z
Honorable Mentions
  • Whoa! Brain freeze! [votes: 29]
  • You left it, I'm drinkin' it. [votes: 28]
  • She will never know... [votes: 25]
  • Is this Diet? [votes: 20]
  • yes! I'd like some fries with that! [votes: 15]
  • Good bye toilet mouth. [votes: 15]
  • I don't care if it's going straight to my hips! Milk Shakes Rule! [votes: 14]
  • Super size me!!!!!!!!!! [votes: 12]
  • Oh, how I love these new energy drinks. Especially when they make my ears stand up. [votes: 12]
  • Now to get rid of the cat hair. [votes: 8]
  • It's thirsty work being this cute. [votes: 8]
  • Happy Meal. [votes: 6]
  • Good thing they don't have a camera in here! [votes: 6]
  • Having It My Way! [votes: 5]
  • Okay Paula, is that a yes or a no? [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 259 [February 17, 2008 - 268 entries]

Contest #259 1st place I know I shouldn't laugh when you're angry, but you should've seen your face when you stepped in it! [votes: 76]  cred
2nd place No more jokes! No more jokes! I'm going to wet myself. Stop it! [votes: 45]  Stephanie
3rd place After breaking into the liquor cabinet, Jack was four paws to the wind. [votes: 26]  MeganR
Honorable Mentions
  • I know it was mean, but I never saw the cat run so fast! [votes: 23]
  • Jack rolled with laughter upon being told of the cat's demise. [votes: 22]
  • Hah! Warn me next time I pull your finger! [votes: 20]
  • You're too late! I already drank out of the toilet and ate the cookies. HAHAHAHA! [votes: 18]
  • Jacks gone wild. [votes: 15]
  • No! No! Not the FINGER!! [votes: 15]
  • The new meds are NOT working... [votes: 14]
  • LOL [votes: 9]
  • Help! I've fallen and I can't get up! [votes: 9]
  • Blast you and your Jedi Mind Tricks!! [votes: 9]
  • Hah! She actually thinks the CAT did it! [votes: 9]
  • I'll talk! I'll talk! It was the cat! [votes: 8]
  • It only hurts when I laugh. [votes: 8]
  • Laughing in the face of danger. [votes: 8]
  • You voted for who? [votes: 7]
  • Jack's Time Out. [votes: 7]
  • The cat is missing?!?!?!? [votes: 6]
  • Does that shirt make you look fat?? Haaaa, of course not, haaaaaaa! [votes: 4]
  • Don't blame me! I didn't leave the beer out! [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 258 [February 10, 2008 - 209 entries]

Contest #258 1st place Shouldn't these weave poles be further apart?? [votes: 70]  jkrslkay
2nd place Yep... it's GREENER! [votes: 51]  Greggo
2nd place Funny - I planted a squirrel there, not dafodils! [votes: 51]  MaryLou
Honorable Mentions
  • Yes, I'm stuck. No, it's not funny. [votes: 39]
  • Desperate House Jacks. [votes: 23]
  • This will not stop me from watering the flowers. [votes: 20]
  • She always said,"Stop and smell the flowers, stop and smell the flowers". NOW LOOK!! [votes: 18]
  • These smell interesting; but I'd rather roll around in that dead mouse over there. [votes: 15]
  • Don't Fence Me In. [votes: 14]
  • Now why would they try to keep ME away from those beautiful flowers? [votes: 13]
  • I see they planted some new flower for me to dig up. [votes: 11]
  • Please let the dog .....out ... [votes: 11]
  • Ugh! I'm gonna have to cut back on my milkbone treats. [votes: 10]
  • I knew this was a trap! And I fell for it! [votes: 8]
  • After a hard day chasing the cat, it's always nice to stop and smell the flowers. [votes: 7]
  • Backing up is hard to do! [votes: 4]

Results from Contest # 257 [February 3, 2008 - 259 entries]

Contest #257 1st place As Jill babbled on and on, Jack reminisced about being an only dog. [votes: 65]  baileysophierose
2nd place Meet the Russells. [votes: 31]  Ken
3rd place The pizza guy is down, I repeat the pizza guy is down. [votes: 30]  Myra Quesinberry
Honorable Mentions
  • Watch this; I bribed the cat next door to hide in our mailbox. And here comes the mailman... [votes: 19]
  • Oh dahling, don't the squirrels look yummy today? [votes: 18]
  • Stop yackin' in my ear! I'm workin' on my steely-eyed glare! [votes: 17]
  • Oooh... the mailman has a limp today boss! I think we can take him. [votes: 14]
  • Oh you may think she looks cute... but I've heard her rough coat is really a weave. [votes: 13]
  • You take the one on the right, while I distract the big one. [votes: 11]
  • I see the mime classes are paying off...the mailman really believe this is a window. [votes: 10]
  • OOOH!!! She looks mad at us!!!! [votes: 9]
  • Great... another day window shopping with the Mrs. [votes: 9]
  • I hear that they have a cat. [votes: 9]
  • Here, kitty, kitty, kitty... [votes: 9]
  • Plead The 5th! Plead the 5th! [votes: 8]
  • Mail Time! [votes: 8]
  • Noooooo! Don't leave us alone with the cat!!!! [votes: 7]
  • That kids playin catch with my ball! Let me at 'em, let me at 'em!!! [votes: 6]
  • Let me at 'em! That fire hydrant is OURS dagnabbit! [votes: 5]
  • Strike a pose! [votes: 4]
  • The Doors. [votes: 3]

Results from Contest # 256 [January 27, 2008 - 292 entries]

Contest #256 1st place Having chewed up the remote, Jack thought it wise to hide till after the Super Bowl. [votes: 91]  Izzy
2nd place Knick Knack Jack! [votes: 53]  Pat
3rd place See that space on the top shelf? That was the cat!! [votes: 22]  Gail Snyder
Honorable Mentions
  • Shelf life. [votes: 21]
  • I'm not coming down unless you give me a cookie. [votes: 20]
  • I am cuter than ANYTHING you will find at Crate and Barrel! [votes: 17]
  • Nobody puts Baby on a shelf! [votes: 17]
  • Knick knack patty wack, give a dog a bone... [votes: 14]
  • Where's the other bookend you promised? [votes: 13]
  • Closer... come just a little closer... [votes: 13]
  • A little to the left...a little to the right...ahhh perfect! [votes: 10]
  • Waiting on the cat burglar. [votes: 9]
  • Don't I make this look good? [votes: 8]
  • Dynamic Decor. [votes: 7]
  • I'm not sure what neutered means, but the look on my daddy's face tells me its bad... [votes: 6]
  • Everyone needs a Jack around the house. [votes: 5]
  • pick me!!....pick me!!! [votes: 4]
  • Strike a Pose! [votes: 4]
  • Be Careful, I am Fragile. [votes: 4]
  • I have never been this quiet. [votes: 3]
  • What should I name my dog? Name him Art. [votes: 3]
  • They said they want to take my picture in a "natural settting". The flowers don't quite do. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 255 [January 20, 2008 - 226 entries]

Contest #255 1st place Wow, the cat still hasn't landed! [votes: 49]  Dave W.
2nd place I warned that cat; one more joke about my tail and he'd learn what "go to ground" means... [votes: 30]  cred
3rd place Wait til' the window washer gets a load of me... [votes: 29]  Tina
Honorable Mentions
  • Even from 15 stories up, Jack waited patiently for the mailman... [votes: 28]
  • Jack in the City. [votes: 26]
  • Wow, I can see THOUSANDS of squirrels from here. [votes: 23]
  • Hey!!! I just marked that tree this morning... go find your own!!! [votes: 22]
  • Ha, Ha, he stepped in it! [votes: 16]
  • Everyone looks like rats from up here! [votes: 15]
  • I wish my potty was closer. [votes: 14]
  • As jack looked down, he saw his girlfriend leaving with a poodle... [votes: 11]
  • How can they blame me for peeing on the carpet??? [votes: 10]
  • Mailman, if you come to my floor, you are dead! [votes: 8]
  • A tree, a tree, my kingdom for a tree! [votes: 8]
  • Tough to go to ground from here! [votes: 7]
  • The squirrels are coming... the squirrels are coming! [votes: 7]
  • What I wouldn't do for an acre of woods. [votes: 7]
  • I know there's got to be dirt out there somewhere (sigh). [votes: 5]
  • Jack-o, we are not in Kansas anymore. [votes: 4]
  • Jack looks on as the stupid cat jumped out the window. [votes: 2]

Results from Contest # 254 [January 13, 2008 - 147 entries]

Contest #254 1st place Jack Cousteau [votes: 49]  Neeny
2nd place It's a Jack Russell!! Dive! Dive! [votes: 31]  Chip
3rd place Everybody stay calm,this is what I'm bred for!!!!! [votes: 30]  Jennifer M.
Honorable Mentions
  • Oh my gosh! They NEVER docked your tail! [votes: 28]
  • My beach, your ocean. [votes: 24]
  • Don't gimme the old "talk to the tail" routine! [votes: 23]
  • Ok, I'm not sure what it is, but I don't think it should be here! [votes: 21]
  • Wilson! [votes: 21]
  • You call that going-to-ground??? [votes: 17]
  • Can you hear me now??? [votes: 17]
  • Stand back! I'll take it from here. [votes: 15]
  • You'll poke your eye out kid! [votes: 15]
  • Will this earn me an NHC?!?!?!? [votes: 9]
  • I bark for sea creatures. [votes: 5]
  • So...Are you ready to admit that surfing is harder than it looks? [votes: 2]
  • Look what the tide brought in. [votes: 2]
  • You should see the next pic... [votes: 1]

Results from Contest # 253 [January 6, 2008 - 259 entries]

Contest #253 1st place Do as I said; just smile and act naturally. And remember; we were never in the kitchen. [votes: 71]  cred
2nd place I thought you said your owners were out of town! [votes: 36]  Dave W.
3rd place We are so busted... [votes: 35]  Sarah
Honorable Mentions
  • You too can find true love on pupmatch.com. [votes: 23]
  • If you don't mind, we'd like a little privacy here. [votes: 23]
  • It's not what it looks like. [votes: 21]
  • Jack could only grin, but knew he was in big trouble! [votes: 17]
  • I hope you like him... I found him in the Wal-Mart parking lot! [votes: 15]
  • Dad.... We're only holding paws! [votes: 14]
  • Say Squirrel for the camera! [votes: 11]
  • Do you like what we done with our ears? [votes: 11]
  • You've got just 2 seconds to turn out that light. [votes: 11]
  • DUDE??? [votes: 8]
  • Hi mom, guess who's coming for dinner. [votes: 7]
  • Jack and Jill turned around to see one of the most horrible haircuts they had ever seen! [votes: 4]
  • No, we are NOT going on Dr. Phil!!! [votes: 4]
  • I am not a cross breeder!!! [votes: 3]

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